people only mentioned in one rap song ever

Wu-Tang slang, I'll leave your headpiece hangin'
Bust this, I'm kickin' like Segall, out for justice
The roughness, yes, the rudeness, ruckus
Wu Tang Clan - Bring the Ruckus

.....so it would seem I can't spell (or spell check, even) Seagal. Sorry, all.

Sir Mix-A-Lot, National Anthem

The Pentagon had a plan for a rescue
They said intelligence never makes miscues
The thirty-first was a day of death
Lieutenant Colonel Higgins, you know the rest

G. Dep also shouted out Steven Seagal:

"I'm like, Seagal with the steel but 'Harder to Kill'"

one of the first songs i ever recorded had this lyric:

"Everybody's a critic like Robert Christgau. Please, you could get clobbered right now."

"PW Botha gets a gas face"

Homeboy throw in the towel/your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell.

"Height of Muggsy Bogues, complexion of a hockey puck"--phife

"you know i got rhymes like abe vigoda"

my supersonics leave you mute like maggie simpson

All my hos come off the track/Even Jackie Joyner's here

"I'm the Michael Schumacher of the Roc roster"

We dedicate this to cats that's been thuggin/Vinnie Paz get more hoes than Jim Duggan

All my hos come off the track/Even Jackie Joyner's here

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, November 7, 2008 11:28 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nat turners wit burners, jackie joyner kersee
taught yall niggas how to rap reimburse me
-ghost on the jump off

yeah there's another jackie joyner one i'm trying to think of

ah found it...freeway, except he says it in his weird freeway kinda way so it sounds more like "jackie JERner"

Two words, Freeway, two letters, A-R
Turn y'all rap niggaz into two words, fast runners
Like Jackie Joyner, you better sleep with your burner
The heat skeet, blow a reef through ya car

Paul Barman has a lot of these:

'I make paintings based on grids just like Chuck Close"

"But I'm a lonely guy since my honeypie ran off with Ione Skye"

"My pissed off Jimbrowski
Turned three colors like Krzysztof Kieślowski"

"My name is Jane Pratt, before you jerk off on my head please pass me that rain hat"

"He backlashed my booty
like I was Susan Faludi"

We dedicate this to cats that's been thuggin/Vinnie Paz get more hoes than Jim Duggan
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 7 November 2008 16:40 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban

from some kardinal offishal song

where you gonna run when god wanna do ya
j edgar hoover i wish i woulda knew ya

I wanna know if Jay-Z has ever gotten lyrics from his writing team and said "no guys, back to the drawing board." And if so, what they were.

― lukas, Thursday, January 24, 2008 4:50 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

joe budden is good for these--

had this bugaboo bitch keep wantin me to romance her
always poppin up so i called her george costanza

the thing that bugs me about joe budden is that he's always dropping people only mentioned in one rap song ever

like kevin everett

Yoko Ono's rare appearance in a Public Enemy song - can't think of any others, except that Le Tigre song where they list the great women of NYC..

Whatcha gonna do? Rap is not afraid of you
Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono
Run DMC first said a deejay could be a band
Stand on its feet, get you out your seat
Beat is for Eric B, and L.L. as well, hell
Wax is for Anthrax, still it can rock bells
Ever forever, universal, it will sell
Time for me to exit, Terminator X-it

where you gonna run when god wanna do ya
j edgar hoover i wish i woulda knew ya

― and what, Friday, November 7, 2008 11:59 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

J. Edgar Hoover, and he coulda proved to you
He had King and X set up
Also the party with Newton, Cleaver and Seale
He ended, so get up

Yoko Ono's rare appearance in a Public Enemy song - can't think of any others

Da Lench Mob

We beat him down like we were loco and said "Fuck John Lennon" and his punk bitch Yoko

KRS

Can't hang with my vocals, better you fuck with Sonny Bono, or Yoko Ono... but KRS oh no no.

joe budden is good for these--

had this bugaboo bitch keep wantin me to romance her
always poppin up so i called her george costanza

― and what, Friday, November 7, 2008 12:02 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://checktherhime.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/wale-the-mixtape-about-nothing-mf.jpg

last song on this ^^^

Hacksaw Jim Duggan some of these niggas is frontin'/Nuff' of these niggas is nothin'

from some kardinal offishal song

― t_g, Friday, November 7, 2008 11:58 AM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

New Heltah Skeltah has a Duggen line on it.

You guys suck so bad at this.

sorry i dont rock enough catchdubs cosigned hipster rap to know every seinfeld ref u crumb

i like that joe budden does this cause it just hammers home the fact that he spends all day at home watching tv and reading blogs

"catch wreck like sam kinison, convincingly" - ras kass

you can't post on ILX 400 times a day and feign ignorance of a much ballyhoosed Seinfeld-themed mixtape that may, very likely, have a George Costanza ref somewhere in its 80 minute runtime.

"catch wreck like sam kinison, convincingly" - ras kass

― and what, Friday, November 7, 2008 12:35 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

EPMD

I, the Afromerican, black citizen
To make you scream loud as hell like Sam Kinison

Here come a bitch with the fly puss', and a nigga with the fly dick
In the Mickey and Mallory mode, rollin through the streets on 24's -twista and lil kim

I'm having more fun trying to debunk the ones people post than coming up with my own

"But I'm a lonely guy since my honeypie ran off with Ione Skye"

ad rock down with the ione
listen to the shit because both of them is boney
-qtip on "get it together"

there's another ione shoutout on some other beasties song, too

Here come a bitch with the fly puss', and a nigga with the fly dick
In the Mickey and Mallory mode, rollin through the streets on 24's -twista and lil kim

killers born naturally like mickey and mallory
not knowing the ways'll get you capped like an NBA salary
- blackstar

I think ice cube or yo yo mentioned 'em too

Yeah, I was gonna say re Constanza, "what about Wale?" But I haven't actually heard the mixtape.

We all hang with tickets for Van Halen, Gorefest, Autopsy, Def Leppard and Spaz

tho Kool Keith does actually mention Gorefest in another song.

there's gotta be a necro joint that mentions those dudes

lol speaking of necro "i got a wide variety of high society whores like rosanna arquette"

going way way back to the early days of '75 and the black spades
chilling with my homeboy muscleman ron and the boogiedown bronx bka pilar
-just-ice "going way back"

I even learnt caucasians were really the tribe of edom
the white image of christ is really cesare borgia
and the second son of pope alexander, the 6th of rome
and once the picture was shown
that's how the devils tricked my dome
-killah priest, "B.I.B.L.E."

I'm not playing with a full deck
up to my neck like toulouse-lautrec
-beastie boys, "the move"

but yeah beastie boys is kinda cheatin

sorry i dont rock enough catchdubs cosigned hipster rap to know every seinfeld ref u crumb

― and what, Friday, 7 November 2008 17:32 (2 hours ago)

I don't know dude, you seem to be pretty familiar with it. Besides, you're kind of throwing stones in a glass house in a thread about obscure refs by mostly mediocre rappers

thank you for your contribution

now let's get back to quoting those mediocre rappers like krs-one, epmd, and wu-tang

HARRY ALLEN

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