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i dont think i have ever heard ronnie milsap, and i think the only place ive heard him, is in that nasty robbie fulks song

anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

so i've been listening to this 20-song 2004 compilation called *life and times* by a louisiana singer-songwriter named butch hornsby who apparently used to write songs (in the '90s i guess) for john fred, formerly of the playboy band fame. first nine tracks are identified as "malaco rough mix"es; not sure if that means he was making demos for the southern soul label, or recording in their studio (if they have one) or what. other stuff was apparently connected to a label (studio?) called deep south, and four songs are "mandeville bathroom session"s. anyway, the guy's pretty eccentric, a country soulster closest vocally to a young david allan coe (the similarity is most noticeable in "suddenly single"), but with a few wacko titles like "i ain't no chauffeur" and "don't take it out on the dog" and (my favorite so far) "rock bottom on romaine," which seems to concern being strung out in hollywood, and romaine rhymes with cocaine, so draw your own conclusions. except the liner notes allude, somehow, to hornsby meeting some kind of tragic end, and this bizarre cryptic part might be ABOUT romaine: "butch hornsby made people uncomfortable. tommy lorio tried to warn butch's wife carol. he use dried lettuce and food parts that were petrified upon his ceiling as a visible manifestation of that warning. carol didn't listen." what the? but carol's note (and john fred's) don't mention lettuce, and a google search to find out more left me high and dry.

also liking (speaking of southern soul) *candy licker: the sex & soul of marvin sease* (jive/legacy) not all of which concerns muff diving, and at least "hoochie mama" of which has zapp-style robot-funk freakazoids reciting the names of several of the united states.

xhuxk (xheddy), Monday, 12 June 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

actually there's also something about bruce hornsby that reminds me of terry allen. (he even does a song called "the smithsonian," so there's a fairly good chance he appreciates art. "i have seen the universe," too.) and he sings way too good to just be a demo singer.

xhuxk (xheddy), Monday, 12 June 2006 21:11 (twenty years ago)

BUTCH Hornsby, not Bruce (who reminds me of Tupac Shakur instead).

xhuxk (xheddy), Monday, 12 June 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

tupac and his magic piano. well, the guys who started malaco bought one of the studios in the muscle shoals area, when they started the label, I believe. I'm guessing Deep South studios were maybe in Jackson (Ms., not Tenn., the latter of which is known for ugly women and Carl Perkins and being a pee-stop between Nashville and Memphis...). Mandeville is where the Louisiana "insane asylum" (do we call 'em that any more? don't want to offend anyone who's sensitive on this issue...) is. I obviously need to investigate this: rock bottom on rogaine, I mean romaine...

And Anthony, you never heard, like, "Any Day Now" by Milsap? One of those hits that's so squishy and ubiquitous, you're always shocked when you learn it's a real thing with a real name.

xps

edd s hurt (ddduncan), Monday, 12 June 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)

>Merle Haggard: Grandma didn't like war when Bob Wills was alive<

And Bob Wills was big during World War II, right? I'll refrain from joking about Western swing bandleader Adolph Hofner, who may or may not have been against our involvement in the war then as well. (But I do recommend *South Texas Swing: His Early Recordings, 1935-55* on Arhoolie.) (And actually, he was more Czech than German, apparently.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Monday, 12 June 2006 22:26 (twenty years ago)

i dont think i have

anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 12 June 2006 23:31 (twenty years ago)

(My fave Tupac is "California," with Roger's magic keyb and vocoder.)Yeah, I think Uncle Adolph had an album titled Tex-Czech!, and that's the first I knew of that term. One of Bob's musicians said that Bob was drafted into WWII, despite being in his late 30s, or even early 40s, they did nab some guys who were that old (and didn't throw 'em back, unless they had the wrong sort of chronic condition). And the musician said that Bob's health was never the same after that. Of course, the big bands were never the same either, and music business had been socked by wartime recording ban (to save chemicals used in records, I think). And other changes, of course. On the other hand, other musicians have been quoted as saying Bob developed quite a drinking problem, though this could have been connected with wartime experiences. Course, if he'd refused to go, prob have ended up in a prison camp, lke Robert Lowell, and his fellow conscientious objectors.

don (dow), Monday, 12 June 2006 23:47 (twenty years ago)

"People said John was a slacker, ’cause he wouldn’t fight in their war
A man wasn’t much if he wouldn’t fight back in 1940 and 4
The doctor said John was just too sick to go, but the people said that he was a coward
And one of the men makin’ fun of him was a fellow named Milton Howard."
-- Tom T Hall, "Turn it On, Turn it On, Turn it On"

xhuxk (xheddy), Monday, 12 June 2006 23:56 (twenty years ago)

Wow, should have thought of that!

don (dow), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 01:13 (twenty years ago)

*Most of the Marvin Sease album is gloppy ballads which aren't all that good, but some of it is kinda fun. (The first track is awful though.)
*Trent Willmon's first album was pretty good, song-wise, but I haven't heard the new one yet.
*Dixie Chicks album is really interesting. Still sorting it all out.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 02:16 (twenty years ago)

From Pennsylvania with roots in Windsor, the most explicitly Journey-influenced country album ever made; i.e., the singer actually used to sing in a Journey tribute band (and their cdbaby page also lists bands like Kansas as an inspiration), he was one of the highest voices of any male country singer I've ever heard, and he does Steve Perry type corkscrewing toward heaven melisma stuff all over the album, most blatantly in "Gonna Leave a Mark." There are also little proggy filigrees. And boy band harmonies. And in the yuckily titled "My Life is A River," '80s Police keybs. And endearing liner notes about their Lord and Savior Jesus and some "little man" and "Alan M appears courtesy of he new truck" and "Bert appears courtesy of his mom." And two attempts at funkiness ("No Where to Run," "Throttle Up") that wind up sounding a little bit too much like Blind Melon for my comfort, but I don't mind. "Feel These Arms" (where they get a real good dance chug going, with horns) is probably my favorite track, followed maybe by "No Where to Run" despite its Melonness and "Hood of That '81 Ford" (one of the more country tracks) but even the mawkish stuff kicks in before too long:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/alanbros

Marvin Sease CD is way less gloppy and ballady than Matt suggests (or maybe I just have a higher glop tolerance than he does; see also the Alan Bros!); most of it gets a good '70s smooth-jazzy funk disco groove going. And lots of the songs have pre-old-school "raps" (i.e., talking as singing, sometimes like a preacher's sermon) in them, which are really fun. And sure, the opening track "Do You Want a Licker?" is awful if you want it to be, but it's just too silly to complain about; ditto the other bookend, a five-minute live "Candy Licker 2005." Also, the ballads are pretty good, for the most part. "Don't Forget to Tell On You" sounds kind of like "Tell it Like It Is." But my favorite cuts are probably "I'm Mr Jody," the backdoor man song that starts with an ominous phone call, and the 12-step fix-your-life number "I Gotta Clean Up." (Has anybody ever written a good essay about Jody? He's the guy back on the block who's having sex to your girl while you're in the Army, and I get the idea he shows up in lots of Southern soul songs: Doesn't Johnnie Taylor have one about him, too*? As do, I would assume, other folks.)

* - yep, I just checked Whitburn: "Jody's Got Your Girl and Gone," went to number 28 in 1971. (Hey, sounds like a good EMP proposal!)

xhuxk (xheddy), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 12:19 (twenty years ago)

having sex WITH (or) making love TO.
and courtesy of HIS new truck.

Ha, just noticed this on the Alan Bros page, how cool!

>Mel "Alan" Pachuta brings to the band awesome natural ability and years of Bass playing. With his band the "Human Beinz" Mel enjoyed great success and toured the world with hits like "Nobody but Me".<

Also sounds like their r&b/boy band harmonies might come from gospel music, judging from their page (though they're also blues fans).

xhuxk (xheddy), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 12:29 (twenty years ago)

(Not to be confused with '20s white blues country duo the Allen Brothers, who were great: They've got "Maybe Next Week Sometime" on the *Mr. Charlie's Blues* comp on Yazoo and "Drunk and Nutty Blues" and "Chatanooga Mama" on *White Country Blues: 1926-1938 A Lighter Shade of Pale* on Columbia/Legacy, and if you can track down their 1973 Old Timey Records reissue LP *The Chatanooga Boys*, you should.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 12:39 (twenty years ago)

Johnnie Taylor was the king of Jody songs. "Standing In for Jody" and "Jody's Got Your Girl and Gone" are just two; I mean every song he does is kind of about Jody-ism in some way or another. I am a nut for Johnnie Taylor (I like Johnny Taylor a lot, too, and Ted Taylor, the Louisiana soul singer, is also excellent--so I think an EMP paper on the Sooper Taylors would be good!!), and Taylor is also the king of fucking-around songs. There are these nifty new Stax reissues that includes stuff by Frederick Knight, the Dramatics, etc., and if you ask me one of the very best Stax albums-as-albums is Johnnie's "Who's Making Love," which is the typical collection of singles but which really has variety and which totally hangs together. "Hold On This Time" has a great Cropper riff, cubist guitar, and "Woman Across the River" is one of the best Stax blues ever.

I only know the older, cunnilingual and happy to oblige, ma'am, Marvin Sease stuff--he's really good. "Marvin Sease" on London from late '80s is a good 'un. One of those artists who've been working the I-55 corridor from Memphis to the Louisiana border, forever.

edd s hurt (ddduncan), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:04 (twenty years ago)

Well, a Taylors EMP report would probably be really interesting, but I was thinking (theoretically, not volunteering!) more in terms of one about Jody himself. Who was he? And how far back do Jody songs go? Did Johnnie Taylor invent them? Or does Jody show up in blue songs during World War II or something? Was he a real person, like maybe Stagger Lee? (Was Shine who swam the Titanic a real person? I forget.) Seems like real *Mystery Train* mythology stuff, and I'm surprised nobody has tackled the research (unless they have and I just didn't notice, which is very possible. I haven't even done a google search.) (Also, do I only associate Jody with making cuckolds of military guys stationed overseas because I was *in* the military, and he was always showing up in cadences used while marching and/or running? Or is that his main deal? And otherwise, to what extent if any does he exist outside of the culture of Southern blacks--who, when I was in, seemed to make up a sizable portion of the Army?)

xhuxk (xheddy), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:33 (twenty years ago)

This could really be hella interesting, absolutely. Is "Trapped in the Closet" the Ulysses of Jody songs?

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Trent Willmon's debut was one of my faves of last year (though it actually came out October '04). "Beer Man" is kinda by-the-numbers but still worth a kick; "Dixie Rose Deluxe's..." is a brilliant list-y thing with a different spin on just what a man will do for a pretty girl; "Home Sweet Holiday Inn" is effective enough of a tearjerker that Holiday Inn actually licensed it (after the fact) (even though it's about custody agreements and divorce!). The rest of the album is sprinkled with equal parts good Texas honky-tonk - well, as much as Sony Nashville'd allow, at least - and some sub-Billy Currington blandness. But overall, great stuff. The first single off his new one is kinda in the same blandness ballpark, but I'm just happy as hell he even got to make another one; I picked up the first one in a cutout bin for $0.99, and there were at least 10 more copies there after I picked mine up.

Thomas Inskeep (submeat), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:45 (twenty years ago)

Here's some info I found while googling Jody songs:

http://soulfuldetroit.com/archives/10238/9918.html?1079610632

Sang Freud (jeff_s), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:53 (twenty years ago)

x-post. Taylor didn't invent the Jody song. Jody / Jodie / Joe the Grinder are pretty common figures in blues tunes.There's Louis Armstrong's "Jodie Man" which makes the "GI Joe de man" connection explicit. I wouldn't be surprised if that military connection is at the origin, though it's obviously gone through lots of transformations.

Roy Kasten (Roy Kasten), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I'd forgotten Joe The Grinder. I used to own a copy of that *Get Your Ass in the Water and Swim Like Me* prison-rap comp (on Smithsonian or Rounder or something?), and I think there might even be a Joe the Grinder rhyme on there (I *may* even have mentioned it in the pre-rap rap chapter of my second book). Anyway, this link from the link above has great stuff about Jody Army cadences; also says Johnnie Taylor himself learned about Jody while in the military:

http://p211.ezboard.com/fwordoriginsorgfrm4.showMessage?topicID=153.topic

xhuxk (xheddy), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:47 (twenty years ago)

Matt and Thomas, interesting that you both like Trent Willmon, or liked his last album anyway. His new one just strikes me as really stodgy and immobile. Like I said, the songs are there; I'm just not convinced the singer is. Dude just plain doesn't seem like he'd be much fun to have a beer with. He seems all work and no play, no matter how much the words try to convince me otherwise. But if you hear it and like it, definitely tell me what I should go back to.

xhuxk (xheddy), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Willmon's new one came out yesterday, xhuxk? If so, I'll pick it up this weekend. I won't be entirely surprised if I agree with you on this one, considering I wouldn't be surprised if the label (Sony Nashville) straitjacketed him into a bunch of more "commercial" songs to get some sort of return on their investment (nothing from his first record went top 30 on the country singles chart, and they tried four different singles). I'll be sad - I think his first one showed plenty of personality, and I liked that he wrote little liner notes for each song on the CD - but I won't be shocked.

Thomas Inskeep (submeat), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:59 (twenty years ago)

Just got an announcment from Universal Nashville, they're going to all-download-only promos.

don (dow), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 23:18 (twenty years ago)

was that in an email, don? i don't think i got one (but then, i may not be on universal nashville's emailing list now; i'm not sure.) either way, an ominous omen for the future, as far as i'm concerned.

three things i learned while reading a kelefa sanneh review in the times this morning:
1) "someone is me" on blaine larsen's album (the clean-up-exurbia song, which for some reason i kept calling "someone LIKE me" above when really its title means "i AM somebody") is apparently also a track on the new kenny rogers album.
2) a cover of "girl next door" by saving jane, the original of which i still don't think i've ever heard, has apparently been added to the new julie roberts album, though it's still not on the advance CD i have, which i've barely listened to at all because i keep forgetting i have it because it was sent in one of those long skinny cardboard greeting-card-like sleeves that record companies send advance promos in sometimes and that hides it from my eyes.
3) trace adkins apparently also did a version of "break down here," off julie roberts's first album. i bet it wasn't as good as hers.

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 15 June 2006 12:47 (twenty years ago)

"Hello to all, Universal Music is proud to announce, effective immediately, the digital distribution of all advance and final music via email and the Promo Only program/player. Most of you are probably familiar with this delivery in working with our sister labels (Interscope, Geffen, Verve, etc...)" Goes on to say we will "receive a 'welcome' email that will walk you through registering. Should you have any questions or problems with the system, feel free to submit your feedback through the specified links that will appear at the bottom of each email notice." I'm sure that will work like a charm. Oh, speaking of ol' obsolete promos, anybody ever get a new release date for Ashley Monroe???? (Yeah, I keep forgetting about Julie, got that about the same time as Ashley; seen Julie's new vid a couple times, looks and sounds pretty undistinguished)

don (dow), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:22 (twenty years ago)

Wait, but that doesn't say promos will *only* be sent via download, does it? Only that you *can* download them. I mean, it doesn't say they're going to stop snailmailing them. Or am I reading it wrong?

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

im listening ot the new blaine larsen, i like the writing, but im not sure i like the rest...

can we talk about the sexual politics of the new toby video

anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

Anthony, why do you always ask permission to talk about everything?
No offense, but that really drives me nuts. Just talk about it, like everybody else! (I mean, do you really think anybody is going to say, "No! We definitely CANNOT talk about the sexual politics of the new Toby video"?)(I dunno, maybe it's a Canadian politeness thing.) (Riddle: How do you get 50 drunken Canadians out of your swimming pool? Answer: Ask them nicely to get out of your swimming pool.)

So I just got got emailed the new Julie Roberts CD from Mercury, downloadable via links. So maybe Don is right. A wave of the future. There goes my daily walking-to-the-mailbox-down-the-block exercise.

xhukx (xheddy), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Hell no, you can't talk about it, unless you voted for the new Canadian Conservative regime, and are going back to Iraq with Toby! I assumed, when they xpost said "all advance and final music via email and Promo Only program player," they meant ALL, ONLY--but, now that you mention it, maybe not! Let's ask! Although I never got that much from them anyway, I did review what I got, like Shelly, Terri. So would be good not to have to screw with downloads, since this ol computer don't digest 'em very well. They've been sending those regular email downloads for a while, but those were just individual tracks, weren't they. Anyway, I'll ask Amber.

don (dow), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:27 (twenty years ago)

Wait, that Toby video, you mean where he's sealing her in behind a brick wall, only turns out he's bricked HISSELF in? And she gets all disgusted at his male incompetence and goes upstairs. That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen, although the song is okay. (I nail his sexual politics in "Friendly Ghost Of A Mullet," see Voice archive.)

don (dow), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:32 (twenty years ago)

hmmm....doesn't seem to be up on youtube yet (though the song title might help), but speaking of sexual politics, i did find this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqbGru-1sq0&search=toby%20keith

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:43 (twenty years ago)

all advance and final music via email and the Promo Only program/player

Why do you guys even care? It's not like you're going to do anything about it, like write something pointed and critical. "Here, take this shit and eat it" -- is what that p.r. statement says. Why not ask how much and what color?

"Promo Only program/player" is another piece of digital rights management software you get to download to your machine for the "privilege" of listening to a promotional copy. Yeah, sure, the company is going to make available unencumbered digital music files.

You're so used to having sand kicked in your face, now you've come to like it.

Oh, heavens, they'll take me off their e-mail list if I complain, then I won't even get the tips to the promo links.

You wanna bet they continue sending CDs to newspapers? They know the people on staff get flooded with material and, boy, isn't it smart to just give them a reason to ignore your product because the day's already too long and corporate network rules frowns on the downloading of outside executables to the system?

Some of you might want to consider, once you've downloaded a bunch of different firm's "audio content managers," what that means to your operating system when you're trying to listen to music that ISN'T mediated by either of them. Or what if the same piece of music is mediated by both at the same time?

Oh, my computer acts squirrelly now! Even more than usual! It runs slower and slower. It crashed and I had to get someone to make it work again. Now I can hardly play any music at all on it.

Yes, ask the P.r. person. They'll certainly tell you the unadorned truth and make your life easier.

Don't be mean, now. Don't say you're doing a story. You'll get taken off the digital promo list. You'll be deemed not cost effective and sub-worthless. Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

xpost

I want to know where the youtube post of "Haji Girl" is.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:45 (twenty years ago)

its creepy, has a sort of silence of the lambs vibe, there are sections wwhere it looks like he is going to rape and kill her, and then all of a sudden, he bricks himself in and well yeah he makes it a funny...

truly odd

anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:09 (twenty years ago)

xp: nah, I doubt I'll be downloading much if any of what I'm sent, Urnst. And I've got no qualms about telling the labels that, if they ask; I've got nothing to lose if they're not gonna mail me their shit regardless. I'll listen to that Julie Roberts thing on the CD I got sent three months ago. Next one, I may just skip. Which just means I'll have more time for cdbaby and myspace bands (most of whom, oddly, have no qualms about snailmailing promo CDs. And you don't need anything fancy to hear their stuff online, either.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:27 (twenty years ago)

Hooray I am in the US but at an internet caff so just a quick mention that the sleeve of Ted Taylor's "Keeping My Head Above Water" is one of my favourite soul covers ever: he's up to his neck in a sewer and has a cute little green frog on his shoulder. Not his best record, though, as I remember. Nothing as good as "She's Got A Munchy Tunchy" or "(I'm Just A Crumb In Your) Breadbox of Love".

I've been listening a lot to Toby's "Pull My Chain" as recommended upthread and I like it a lot, which is only really strange because each successive song seems to be am essay in the kind of thing I don't relly like. But I can persuade myself that the strength of the material pulls it through. I should probably stop worrying about it really and get on with enjoying it.

Tim (Tim), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:54 (twenty years ago)

yeah, I got that same e-mail from Universal. I'll give Lauren a call there and see what the ding-dang deal is. I mean I have fucking dial-up and so it's slow; and I don't have any kind of great speakers set up with my Mac or anything.

I thought Kelefa did a good job on Blaine and Julie, but don't know about "Someone Is Me" as "fogeyish." I guess I don't get "exurbia" exactly, either, but more "lower middle classville" or something, which might be more or less the same thing in the Pacific Northwest where Laren's from? And of course I find the bit about folks looking askance at BL as he prays in a diner a bit perplexing, like Blaine's gonna strike a big blow for acceptance of Christianity in exurbia? Which for me really locates Blaine in some other place than the traditional country-audience area--like the Pacific Northwest, where I'm sure there are far more agnostics and "freethinkers" than here in Tennessee or Indiana or wherever. Or am I offbase here, can we talk about it...?

I cannot bring myself to listen to Julie Roberts right now...but I do kinda like this Hacienda Bros. record, "What's Wrong with Right," where they cover "Cry Like a Baby" and the Intruders' (?) "Cowboys to Girls." not much of a singer, but a good groove.

edd s hurt (ddduncan), Thursday, 15 June 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

And you don't need anything fancy to hear their stuff online, either.

That's for sure. They even have mercy on the dial-up connection. Perhaps they know where their audience is and wish to optimize opportunities.

Anyway, that distro plan would automatically bite it on a dial-up. Hey, digital rights management and I don't see why, a year from now, they just ask ya for your credit card so they can charge you a nominal record-keeping fee for the privilege.

Now kids on their schools broadband or mom and pop's broadband, that's cool. Do the job from the Internet caff. You'll have all the broadband you need and just pay the caff's timeshare and you can download that promo copy and listen to it in the shop. Hey, I'm at the Internet caff right now maxing to the Witchfinder General live in '83 recording.

Let's just contact the p.r. ladies and get this all straightened out.
But it was such a jolly e-mail. "Hello to all, Universal Music is proud to announce" and you will get a "welcome." Roll out the welcome mat!

oddly, have no qualms about snailmailing promo CDs

No doubt because they're not part of a set of corporate "achievements" someone wants to be able to put in a memo at the end of the year.

(1) To fight leaks and cut costs, maximized use of technology by moving all promotional distribution to copy-protected downloads on the Internet.

Truly odd, this is a piece of malice, with a sort of silence of the lambs vibe.


George Smith (Urnst Kouch), Friday, 16 June 2006 01:57 (twenty years ago)

Hey Tim, glad I didn't lead you astray with Pull My Chain. He seems to be trying to get back to that approach, which always was his approach, basically (with "Courtesy Of The Red White And Blue" and "The Taliban Song" extreme extentions of his novelty-paranoid-macho, which is there in the ballads too, or some of 'em). But none of the songs I've heard (haven't heard all of) Honky Tonk U (resting or White Trash With Money have grabbed me, not like the old stuff. So I'd suggest that you might *try* working your way backwards: def. How Do You Like Me Now?!, then Dream Walkin' (may not have punctuated those titles quite right), Blue Moon; heck, even Boom Town, and maybe the first (self-titled), although I don't remember that one too well.

don (dow), Friday, 16 June 2006 02:52 (twenty years ago)

anthony, i can see where you're coming from with the toby video, the first time i watched it i just kept waiting (and hoping) for the "catch" b/c the buildup is really sadistic and actually made me squirm a little - seeing the girl tied up and struggling, no matter how badly she jilted him, is more than a little unnerving, so when the punchline comes at the end it's almost more of a relief than anything else.

wondering too how much of the intended audience gets the reference to cask of amontillado - there's been several pop culture nods to it in the past (the simpons comes to mind), so maybe it's become such a part of the lexicon that the source doesn't matter anymore.

Josh Love (screamapillar), Friday, 16 June 2006 03:04 (twenty years ago)

i totally didnt get the poe reference, but the shovel bit is what really upset me, and that the trough looks like a coffin

i think that toby is going from strength to strength, though i like the early work, he has grown in sophistcation and delivery

anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 16 June 2006 03:42 (twenty years ago)

George/Ulrich, you will be disgusted to know that I did indeed go crawling to the throne of my contact, and she decreed" We will keep you on the hardcopy list so that you will still get cds. We'd appreciate if you give the program a chance b/c it's so convenient and the quickest way for us to get you new music promptly but understand that not all are compatible with this. And just know that you don't have to download the music to hear it. Of course, it still requires you sitting at your computer. " Ho ho, yes! But I sill haven't received the "Progam/Player," and this internet cafe of which ye speak requires going to the (other side of) the Beeg Ceety cross the river, for something that may well not be worth the effort. I'd rather be disappointed in the comfort of my own home. But we'll see, and hopefully being kept on list for UMusic CDs means actually getting them, unlike being kept on list for Dixie Chicks CDs, on that other label, the one with the root kits, so I won't be checking out any of *their* downloads, thanks.

don (dow), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Well now, that's a good exercise in shit sandwich dressed up as a hot dog and Coke. "b/c it's so convenient and the quickest way for us to get you new music promptly..." Except it's neither convenient or that quick. Check the Netflix model of digital distribution of things much larger than music discs. The mail, the mail, the mail.

Now, if they were honest, they would be telling you that they have instituted this program in an effort to staunch leaks. Weeding out the sub-optimal and non-cost-effective is a side benefit. Cutting costs is probably optional, because the company had to pay some other firm to develop their software rights management Hitlerware.

The movie industry tried this a year or so ago, with something that the newspaper movie journalist would install as hardware in his home, attached to TV. In other words, a special player, and then the encrypted movie disc would be furnished, and a special code would have to be input. And it flopped. Movie critics, who are higher on the totem pole than musicjournos, voted it down with their feet by not cooperating.

For the benefit of milchtoasts who will go along with the plan, here
this link, again, reviewing what an entertainment company will install on your computer for the privilege of playing their music:

http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0547,smith,70217,22.html

Now, just multiply that by two or three times over the course of the year if you have to download different pieces of Hitlerware from other record companies. Why, they'll battle and get mixed up. And you'll be sitting at your machine wondering why it's so sl-o-o-w
and the CD tray keeps popping in and out or your computer says you no longer have a CD player, or Windows Media Player, says file not found, or incompatible coding, or something else impenetrable.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:00 (twenty years ago)

Word. Oh, and Ashley Monroe's debut, one of the verrry few major (?)label country releases worth writing about this year, will prob be out in late October, I've just been told. Though still no date. Will also be "slightly different," and certainly there's room for improvement, so I've also beseeched my betters for amendeded.

don (dow), Friday, 16 June 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

re Toby's video, I sent Chuck a copy of this mag a while back: Nashville Music Guide. astounding illiterate free rag local to N-ville, and with photos that make *anyone*--David Frizzell looks drunk and 140 years old on the cover of the June issue, and even the unknowns like "Nickia," posing in a chair on the same page as Marty Raybn, look not so hot--worse than they really are.

anyway, their writing is all I ever aspire to, as this Editor's Note on p. 3, headlined "Toby You Are Cool, But Your Latest Video Is Not."

"I'm a big Toby Keith fan and consider myself miles removed from being in the 'Fem Nazi' group and love video's (sic) that are sexy and show gals partying in bikinis, hot pants and sexy bras." (OK, I'm halfway with him so far...) "The members of the latter group (sexy bras? naw, Fem Nazis) consider these songs and videos abusive and degrading to women, and I'm the first to say 'Hey, you need to get a life. Sex is fun and part of every western culture in the world.' (like the emphasis on western culture, man knows on what side his pita bread is olive-oiled) However the physical abuse of women is a sensitive and controversial topic. We had seen the topic in Garth Brook's (sic) video 'Thunder Rolls' and The Dixie Chicks' 'Earl Has to Die' and now in Toby Keith's latest video 'A Little Too Late' directed by Michael Salomon. Someone in A&R forget (sic) to tell Toby the former two had a basic anti-abuse message and not a pro-abuse message. Tying up a woman in a basement, threatening to hit her with a shovel, having a wooden coffin to bury her, and building a cement wall to prevent her from escaping are beyond fun. (I'll say!) The only thing I liked about the video is at the end is Toby's plea after he realizes that he has trapped himself in the basement with the brick wall he built and pleads with his girlfriend to help him. The fun part of this vide (yeah, sic, sic) comes a 'little too late.' The message of this video is "Physical Violence Against Women Is Cool', which is NOT COOL....Toby you are too good of an artist to put your name on this video."

This is the real country-music writing. I read this magazine every month, even when it is "beyond fun."

And check out this prose from "Musicians Spotlight" on "Tab Laven" by JB Bruck:
"He plays guitar for Art Garfunkel...he's been on the Tonight Show hangin' with Johnny, Doc & Ed...he's been Harry Connick Jr.'s merchandise manager...calls 'The Long & Winding Road' his favorite song & may have a little astronaut in his blood...meet the incredibly talented Tab Laven..."

But shit, now I ain't making fun of Tabatt Laven, birthplace Minneapolis; he's hung with Doc & Ed, and for real, he's also played in Art's road band with the likes of Steve Gadd, and has six women walled up in his East Nashville basement as I type this! Beyond Fun!!

edd s hurt (ddduncan), Friday, 16 June 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

Maybe Toby has been listening to *GnR Lies* lately.

"I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her six feet under
And I can still hear her complain."

You think he'll cover "One In a Million" next?

xhuxk (xheddy), Friday, 16 June 2006 21:41 (twenty years ago)

I never got one of them Universal emails and I can't say I'm bumming. However: will this player thing work for Macs? I don't know if I want to know the answer to that. The whole thing is too fucking ridiculous but I reckon there's a generation of 20something journos who view it as manna in their mailbox. And Urnst is prob right about the leak paranoia. The Johnny Cash American V came with a terse borderline threatening letter about watermarking and copying etc. Still played in iTunes ok. Problematic record but the problems evaporate whenever that voice destroys everything around it--which is most of the time.

Roy Kasten (Roy Kasten), Saturday, 17 June 2006 00:46 (twenty years ago)

Well yeah, if they wanta thrill the youngfolks, who think this here download is the bee's knees, I reckon it's the way to go. But it'll never last, by cracky! (No offense to the artists, but do people really want to leak Blaine Larsen and Trent Willmon? Is there a market for that, freebie or otherwise?)Edd, thsnks, it's good to know that cville writing hasn't changed since those fine specimens lovingly embalmed in Tosches' mid-70s Country. Yeah, that nasty streak in Toby did tend to come up in the interviews, once he could afford to keep bringing up all the suits who fucked with him (also lovingly embalmed, if pickled 'n' sour). Mediated in the music, as serious kidding (the vengeful crazo "living inside your radio, sending you a wakeup call"--literally, in the video!). But outta hand when he gets to "we'll put a boot in your ass"(politcal use of "we" and "you", but don't look now, it ain't him nor us, presumably). The current vid tries to joke on it at the last second, but very stewpud.His first bad video, h'mm.

don (dow), Saturday, 17 June 2006 01:10 (twenty years ago)

Well, I suppose one advantage of download-promo fascism is that it'd prevent predicamants like my current one, in which i got an advance of the new billy ray cyrus CD in the mail yesterday (which seems to include homages to lynyrd skynyrd and dale earhardt and duets with george jones and hanna montana), and i lost it before i had a chance to put it on. it's around here somewhere though, i swear.

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 17 June 2006 10:57 (twenty years ago)

when you find it can you tell me if it has a song called i miss my mullet, and if it does, if its as much a peice of genius as i think it is

anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 17 June 2006 11:04 (twenty years ago)


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