!!!!!!!! ILX METAL ALBUMS of 2009 POLL RESULTS!!!!!! (FINAL RESULTS NOW IN! LISTENING TO THESE ALBUMS WILL MAKE YOU STRONGER FRAIL INTERNET PERSON!)

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YOB, Converge, Sunn 0))), Baroness, Mastodon

I love Baroness, and their show was my favorite of last year. But it also convinced me they're not metal, so I didn't vote for 'em.

Fastnbulbous, Friday, 22 January 2010 22:24 (sixteen years ago)

*looks forward to phil's MSN blog dissection of the ilx metal albums of 2009 next week*

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:26 (sixteen years ago)

Come on then Pfunkboy, don't leave us hanging!

Neil S, Friday, 22 January 2010 22:28 (sixteen years ago)

well I guess it's time for the #5 and a shock low placing maybe?
ezsnappin are you ready?

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:29 (sixteen years ago)

*Wonders if EZ Snappin is really that voegtlin dude from the VV*

― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname)

Hey man, don't forget I love Torche!

Though, I don't like any of the other bands Stewart disparaged with his thesaurus.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 22 January 2010 22:29 (sixteen years ago)

well time for a shock low placing from one of the rolling metal threads most gushed over albums.
if #5 is considered low.

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

fifth place seems about right for me.

the not-metal one (Ioannis), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:38 (sixteen years ago)


#5 , 705 Points , 28 VOTES , FIVE #1 VOTES

http://theobelisk.net/obelisk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YOB_The_Great_Cessation_album_cover.jpg
YOB - The Great Cessation (Profound Lore)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCKjkmjDGGk


I've got the pre-master of the new YOB record. Sanford recorded it. Another fucking masterpiece. Get ready.

― Nate Carson,

The new YOB is really monumental. I'm going to try and sit down and blog about it soon.

― Nate Carson,

The new YOB is in the process of killing me right now. Yikes, it's good.

― A. Begrand,

Again, that YOB album...wow. Scheidt's outdone himself, I think.

― A. Begrand,

That YOB album just keeps getting better the more I hear it.

― A. Begrand,

and YOB. YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname),

Meanwhile, over at Hellbound, my decidedly YOBerrific feature is up:

http://www.hellbound.ca/2009/07/yob-zen-and-the-art-of-crushing-skulls/

― A. Begrand,

Nice piece Adrien. I think this new YOB is my album of the year at this point. I wish they would come eastward on tour, but I am getting a Bloody Panda/Ocean double bill next month so I shouldn't complain too much.

― EZ Snappin,

My store had the Yob last week - it's amazing, easily their best and at this point the best new thing I've heard this year.

― EZ Snappin,

Yeah can't say enough good about the YOB. The more you listen to it, the more you'll like it. It's their heaviest and most brutal as well. But still exceptionally listen-able and rewarding.

― Nate Carson,

Brilliant album, that YOB. I was a big fan of The Unreal Never Lived, but this one tops it. Love the vocals.

― A. Begrand,

all praise deserved--the yob album is amazing.

― north sea jazz dit weekend (call all destroyer),

Yeah, even PFork likes it. http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/13327-the-great-cessation/

― Nate Carson,

or, you could say, even Cosmo likes it. i'll take his word over the entity that is pitchfork.

― scott seward,

man, it's pretty hard NOT to love the new yob album after that last song ends!

agreed on the vocals. awesome.

― picture me lolin' (Alan N),

I'll vote just so Scott can complain. And Phil too, because YOB is my favorite album this year.

― EZ Snappin,

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

My #1 album, Kudos to the 4 others who voted for it.

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

My #1 too. Album of the year for me, regardless of genre.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 22 January 2010 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

ha! i was expecting Baroness.

the not-metal one (Ioannis), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:43 (sixteen years ago)

My #5. Big fan of the vocals and modest, slighty psych production, which for some other apparently are a bit of a turn-off. "The Lie That Is Sin" is what Mastodon should have sounded like on Crack the Skye IMO.

Thijs, Friday, 22 January 2010 22:45 (sixteen years ago)

as low as this? You thought it was a lock for #1 yesterday!
xp to ioannis

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:46 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUKz-Zh6j4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqau4gjVFyM

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

as in a SHOCK low placing? yeah.

the not-metal one (Ioannis), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

Just tuning back into this thread... Oneida was my #1.

Looking forward to the remaining four. Sunn O))) will be first overall.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:48 (sixteen years ago)

s, c, m, b.

the not-metal one (Ioannis), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

I don't have anything nice to say about the (presumed) top 4 so I'll just quietly lurk and shake my head.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 22 January 2010 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

1. Sunn O)))
2. Baroness
3. Mastodon
4. Converge

All four of these bands have eight-character names, btw.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

All two bands with no guitar player have two-character names.

Thijs, Friday, 22 January 2010 22:54 (sixteen years ago)

came very late to the yob party, so didn't feel justified in giving it a high position... but it is indeed something of a monster.

m the g, Friday, 22 January 2010 22:54 (sixteen years ago)

is johnjusten around?

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

hey guys pop over to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~FINALLY - 2009 ILX Albums 'n' Trax Poll voting thread ahoy~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ballots due RIGHT NOW AT THIS VERY SECOND) and vote NOW! voting ends today!

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

Pitchfork.com

Friday, January 22

Echo Chamber: Colin Meloy

"Decemberists vs. Mastodon. On bumper cars. It happened."

-- Decemberists frontman Colin Meloy, a brave man indeed. (via @colinmeloy)

Posted by Tom Breihan on January 22, 2010 at 4:30 p.m.

Tags: Colin Meloy, Echo Chamber, Mastodon, The Decemberists

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

I gotta head out, but I'm letting you all know that Mastodon is for sure #1. I think you're all underestimating its broad, accessible appeal.

Mordy, Friday, 22 January 2010 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

im not gonna give anything away, but you will not believe HOW FUCKING CLOSE the top 5 are.

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:58 (sixteen years ago)

Hasta Mañana.

the not-metal one (Ioannis), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Post 'em already!!

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Either that or take a 2 hr break while I commute home and do my workout. I ain't gonna hang out at work on a Friday for this!

Fastnbulbous, Friday, 22 January 2010 23:02 (sixteen years ago)

this was the 666th post, btw:

came very late to the yob party, so didn't feel justified in giving it a high position... but it is indeed something of a monster.

― m the g, Saturday, January 23, 2010 12:54 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the not-metal one (Ioannis), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:03 (sixteen years ago)

d'oh! the post just above it rather. i need SLEEP...NOW.

the not-metal one (Ioannis), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:05 (sixteen years ago)


#4 , 708 Points, 30 votes , SIX #1 votes

http://tobeginwitheverything.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/baroness_blue_record1.jpg
Baroness - Blue Record (Relapse)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsuLD-2bwDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjIjqtTwEP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYPXdHP2f54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrJKpMgkRMQ

So the new Baroness is solid. They continue to veer away from metal and into a weird grey area between metal and indie rock. But aside from dummies like me, who's this record going to appeal to? Can this cross over with more success than the (amazing) last Torche album? It'll have many metal purists thinking 'false', while it's still too heavy for the indie kids.

― A. Begrand,

Did you review the Baroness somewhere Adrien? I'd like to read it. Count me in on one of the "dummies" that it will probably appeal to!

― Bill Magill,

Haven't reviewed it yet, just listened for the first time last night. But yeah, if you liked the more accessible parts of The Red Album, you'll love the blue one.

― A. Begrand,

Listening to the new Baroness now. I don't hear any huge leaps forward from Red Album; they've just decided they're really good at what they do and are gonna stick with it for a while. But it is really, really good. Between this and Crack the Skye, it's a really good year for heavy Southern prog.

― unperson,

OK, ignore my previous post. What you really need to know about the new Baroness album is that "A Horse Called Golgotha" is 2009's ultimate, smash-all-your-furniture, burn-the-house-down, run-naked-through-the-streets guitar jam. Fucking killer. When they bust this one out live (and they will), grown men will weep openly.

― unperson,

new baroness sounds cool too. expanding on the red album formula is fine by me.

― picture me lolin' (Alan N),

Baroness is a corker.

― Doran,

Phil OTM re: new Baroness. i like the anthemic quality of some of the tracks. plus the occasional Frippery guitar parts. more Yes please.

― all you need is love vs. money (that's what i want) (Ioannis),

With the Baroness album I love how it straddles metal, prog, and accessible jammy rock so effortlessly. And for all the noodling, there's a sense of restraint there, the hook gets top priority, not the technical flash. Plus these guys have a better sense of groove than a band like Mastodon (great as they are) ever will.

― A. Begrand,

Re Baroness: Yeah, there's definite bleed-through from one track to the next, plus the whole album is kinda linked/looping in structure

Yeah I started to hear a bunch of the repeated themes after another listen this morning.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver,

Baroness album is fucking awesome. the more Yes and psychedelic the better

― Mr. Big Boy Talk (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally),

finally listened to the baroness last night. really impressed.

― picture me lolin' (Alan N),

That Baroness might be my favorite 2009 album of any genre. So excited to see them in NYC next month.

― Comfort Me With Apples (Jon Lewis),

Huh. An 8.5 for Baroness doesn't qualify them for 'Best New Music'? Just give up the metal coverage if you don't really want to acknowledge it Pitchfork.

― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0),

New Baroness is very pretty late night background guitar Muzak -- soundtrack-metal with some Southern rock guitar parts, though no real boogie rhythm I can detect. I'm not trying to be backhanded; I've actually played the thing quite a bit this month. It even has a shot at the lower reaches of my top ten (maybe the only loud rock album with a shot at my top ten, unless Death, who recorded their album over three decades ago, count), though that says a lot about how unimpressive this year has been. None of the songs have sunk in as songs, and I definitely don't listen to it like I would a great hard rock record.

― xhuxk, Monday, 2 November 2009 21:25

btw, if people are hearing actual discrete concrete rock songs on that new Baroness album, I'd love to know which tracks they are. Maybe the thing's better than I've been giving it credit for -- I'm just saying how it's hit me so far. Has a fucking gorgeous CD cover, either way. (So did their last one, as I recall. And I like how this one sounds more than that one.)

And also fwiw, I've definitely heard other hard rock records this year (Cheap Trick included) that I thought were at least okay enough to keep, at least for now (though I'll no doubt clear the shelves of a bunch of those after the year's over, as usual). Listed a bunch upthread somewhere. Just none that have really stuck with me, and I've obsessively returned to.

― xhuxk, Monday, 2 November 2009 22:06

With regard to xhuxk's question: "Swollen and Halo" and "A Horse Called Golgotha," for me, are the best *songs* on the Baroness record (which is my favorite album this year). They're the album's big epic moments, but they're also catchy as heck and tightly constructed (the noodly outro on "Swollen" aside). I think they're probably the songs most frequently mentioned in reviews, too (except for maybe "Steel that Sleeps the Eye," which is cool but not really a *song*). So add that to unperson's recommendations and you have about half the album covered.

― Sonic Bum,

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:12 (sixteen years ago)

ut it is indeed something of a monster.

"Woe to you O earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short..."!!

Fastnbulbous, Friday, 22 January 2010 23:20 (sixteen years ago)

Interesting!

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:21 (sixteen years ago)

where's EZSnappin?

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:21 (sixteen years ago)

I don't have anything nice to say about the (presumed) top 4 so I'll just quietly lurk and shake my head.

― EZ Snappin, vrijdag 22 januari 2010 23:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark

Thijs, Friday, 22 January 2010 23:24 (sixteen years ago)

but he got his wish !!!

No chat no posting the results, you know the rules!

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:26 (sixteen years ago)

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I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:27 (sixteen years ago)

you can wait longer now for that

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:27 (sixteen years ago)

Hmmm, kinda thought that was a lock for 1 the way things were going.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:28 (sixteen years ago)

Does posting a punny-funny Candlemass video count as 'chat'?

Thijs, Friday, 22 January 2010 23:28 (sixteen years ago)

I think most ppl did tbh
xpost

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:29 (sixteen years ago)

i thought it would win and was surprised when glenn gave me the results. He did say you would be surprised, and he was right.

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:30 (sixteen years ago)

Anyone guessing what's up next?

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

Top three prediction (revised):

1. Mastodon
2. Sunn O)))
3. Converge

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

Predict:

3. Sunn O)))
2. Mastodon
1. Converge

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:36 (sixteen years ago)

I've a feeling converge might just take the top slot.

in any case, I love 2/3 of those left. mastodon was really not pleasing though.

m the g, Friday, 22 January 2010 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

1. Sunn O)))
2. Mastodon
3. Converge

(Come on! I have to get up early tomorrow morning to go & play football, like a good Dutchman)

Thijs, Friday, 22 January 2010 23:39 (sixteen years ago)


#3 , 709 Points , 31 votes , SIX #1 votes

http://pompeydoomcrew.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/mastodon-crack-the-skye-cover-front.jpg
http://popculturezoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/crack_the_skye_deluxe.jpg
Mastodon - Crack the Skye (Warner Brothers)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6WGNd8QR-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXSUU9bTYhY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xXJu-C7_fU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrZif1LR9QA

Best Track on Mastodon - Crack The Skye

Real-time notes on the new Mastodon:

Oblivion – Slow ominous start, not the usual roar out of the gate like the last three records. Gets heavy pretty quick, but it’s more of a High on Fire vibe (“To Cross The Bridge”) than earlier Mastodon stuff. Tempo doubles before vocals come in. Vocals very clean, reminiscent of stoner rock bands I can’t remember exactly. Lots of twang in second vocalist’s voice. Guitar solos slow, lots of sustain – this is an arty hard rock song a la Baroness, not a metal song. It doesn’t get Mastodon-y until after the guitar solo, when a big deep crunching riff comes in very briefly. Then there’s another chorus. This is not the kind of adrenaline rush you wanna open your album with, on first listen. It kinda lurches along like second-tier Neil Young & Crazy Horse, but obviously played with tons more skill and technique.

Divinations – Starts with banjo of all things, but gets fast right away and Brann Dailor is whipping the shit out of his kit like we expect. Vocals nasal and piercing, kinda sounds like David Thomas of Pere Ubu. Clean chorus, which is weird. Then back into David Thomas-ism for the verses. Lots of nice guitar interplay on this one, and some very cool bass action. Over too soon at 3 ½ minutes.

Quintessence – Again, more Mastodon-ish than the first track. Don’t know why they opened with that one. Vocals super-nasal. Rhythmically tricky. So far, not a single song as instantly awesome as “Blood & Thunder,” but also nothing as boring as some of the lowlights of Blood Mountain.

The Czar – This song is 11 minutes long. There’s some cool distorted organ at the beginning, which is replaced by a super-repetitive guitar figure of the type they’ve done a zillion times before. Vocals almost Ozzy-esque, very keening. Song keeps shifting, but never slows down or gets ponderous or pretentious. It’s just variations on an intricate, fast-paced rockin’ theme. Guitar solo preceded by more Ozzy-style vocalizin’ over piano and electric guitar. Man, this really sounds like late period solo Ozzy. What the fuck?

Ghost of Karelia – Another half-familiar riff quickly replaced by high-speed Mastodon intricacy. The core riff of this song sounds copped from early 80s Metallica – I think it’s something from Ride the Lightning. This song has no chorus. It does have really cool analog synth drones, though.

Crack the Skye – Anthemic in a very 70s AOR way. Starts out sounding like Bad Company – acoustic guitar shadowed by electric and Dailor comes in with a big thumpeta-thumpeta-thumpeta tom roll sure to get arenas pumpin’. When it gets heavy, though, it gets really heavy. This is the best song so far – too bad it’s number six of seven. Slows down for a very classic rock solo, and Mellotron and treated vocals. Wow, this is the Sound of the Seventies, for real – none of that imaginary 70s of the mind that lesser stoner bands do. This is some wayback machine shit.

The Last Baron – This song is 13 minutes long. Second half is all crazy dual guitar action. No solos per se, just prog-meets-the-Allman-Brothers riff frenzy. Vocalist sounds like Pat Todd from the Lazy Cowgirls. Go, Dailor, go! Okay, the end slows down into drones and sustained guitar notes and…now it’s over.

Seven tracks, 50 minutes, no long stretches of silence followed by dumb jokes, no guest spots that I noticed. I didn’t love it right away, but I like it a lot and it’s definitely better than Blood Mountain (have I mentioned lately how much I hate Blood Mountain?).

― unperson,
The title track looks interesting.

― A. Begrand,

Listening to the new Mastodon again this morning. It's still weird, but it's growing on me, which Blood Mountain never did. I think after two or three more listens I might really like it.

― unperson,

Really liked the new Mastodon on first listen. I agree that the first track isn't the adrenaline rush that "Blood and Thunder" was, but it isn't nearly as adrenaline rush of an album as Leviathan. I really like chunks of "The Czar," something about the dreaminess is really appealing to me. "Crack the Skye" is totally awesome 70s prog, although I did get more of a 70s prog vibe from the whole thing. I feel like it's more focused then Blood Mountain. Not what I would call "mellow," but I suppose it is by Mastodon's standards... First impression: not as good as Leviathan, better than Blood Mountain.

― Shmutchered at Shmirth (J3ff T.),

I was pretty shocked at the direction of the new Mastodon. Those massive riffs are nowhere to be found, but they've made incredible strides in the vocal department. Certainly a bold album...needs a few more listens to sink in, though.

That said, "The Czar" is an amazing track, one of their best ever.

― A. Begrand,

Also deluxe vinyl edition
Crack The Skye, Mastodon's fourth original studio album, mines subject matter from czarist Russia and astral travel to out-of-body experiences and Stephen Hawking’s theories on wormholes for an unrepentantly heavy aural assault that will shake the heavens. This deluxe edition LP contains two 180 gram 45 RPM heavy-weight black-vinyl discs in a Stoughton paper-wrapped jacket with lyric insert and a copy of the full length CD.
http://shop.relapse.com/store/product.aspx?ProductID=33304

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

I figure Mastodon has the most overall appeal(My #1). Coming out so long ago might of hurt it but it seems likely to be on top. Although I had Converge #4 so maybe they'll get it. For the record I had Sunn O))) ninth so I predict them for third.

steampig67, Friday, 22 January 2010 23:40 (sixteen years ago)


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