!!!!!!!! ILX METAL ALBUMS of 2009 POLL RESULTS!!!!!! (FINAL RESULTS NOW IN! LISTENING TO THESE ALBUMS WILL MAKE YOU STRONGER FRAIL INTERNET PERSON!)

i realize as the guy who likes bands named gay witch abortion and sleepytime gorilla museum i should prob STFU about that tho

i was gonna say..

Bloody Panda are really good fwiw

# 57 , 88 Points , 4 votes

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Ancestors - Of Sound Mind

Also, was listening to the new Ancestors in the background while poking around the Internet just now, and holy crap, it totally just snuck up on me. "Bounty of Age" is pure Mellotron goodness.

― don't cry, emo hamster (J3ff T.),

uhh... is this the stoner/doom ancestors or the noisy black metal ancestors?

― self-aware psych tropes (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ),

Stoner/doom Ancestors. The ones on Teepee.

― don't cry, emo hamster (J3ff T.),

Another thing I like is the new/forthcoming Ancestors album. It's four long songs paired with/separated by four short interlude things, so clearly intended to be owned/heard on double vinyl, but they've really gotten a lot better since the debut. Big Uriah Heep influence, at least to my ear, and that's never a bad thing.

― neither good nor bad, just a kid like you (unperson),

unperson's review for AllMusic of the Bloody Panda is really accurate. Love this bit: "Vocalist Yoshiko Ohara shifts between an almost Gothic, monotone croon and a fierce scream, as organ, sludgy guitar, and throbbing bass shadow her. The drums combine tribal pounding with avant-rock improvisational sensitivity for a cumulative effect that recalls no wave as much as doom. Even when they come up with a somewhat normal song structure, as on "Pusher," a nonstop piercing keyboard tone manages to disrupt and keep the listener off-balance, unable to truly rock out with abandon."

And he did the review for Ancestors too! "Though there are no new ideas here, Ancestors have cherry-picked the best ones from 35 years ago, and longhairs who think rock music's been on a downward slide since 1975 will love this album."

I love both of these - my #2 and #7, respectively.

#56 , 88 Points , 8 Votes

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Greymachine - Disconnected

anyone hear greymachine yet? i like it a lot. i'm actually surprised by how much i'm liking it, as justin broadrick's stuff tends to bore me after awhile.

― borntohula,

Greymachine is the first time I've not been annoyed by Turner .
― Alex in SF,

I'm really digging that Greymachine. Harshest stuff Broadrick's done in ages.

― A. Begrand,

So much better than expected, this is top top stuff. Wonder what new Isis/Jesu fans will think of Turner/Broadrick getting "back to their roots!?

-pfunkboy

That's much lower than I thought it would be. I half-thought that would crack the top 10.

#55 , 91 Points , 4 votes , One #1 Vote

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Jamie Saft - Black Shabbis

Shabbis is the Yiddish for the Jewish Sabbath, so you'd be excused for thinking Black Shabbis is a shticky Jewish Black Sabbath cover band. But you'd be wrong. Jamie Saft takes metal very seriously, and though he might be harnessing it to fight anti-Semitism (a particularly fraught move in a genre full of its own ambiguities on the subject) he never drops the ball on the metal just to make a point. The album is always uncompromising and at points is one of the most horrifying, terrifying, most vicious metal albums I've heard this year. "Army Girl" sounds like some kind of demonic call for peace from the grave and "Blood," about Medieval blood libels is a simply tremendous track. Take a look at the cover where Saft has transposed a Magen Dovid over a Satanic goat figure and you'll get what he's doing. There's nothing novelty about the album -- the magen dovid looks like it belongs. In a genre that whole-sale borrows and steals Jewish + Kabbalistic motifs for its own use, Saft is just taking a little back.

Mordy.

I just wanna say how much I'm loving that Jamie Saft album. I highly recommend. "Der Judenstein" is this really sludgy, doomy track, and "Army Girl" sounds amazing. I think this might be my favorite album of the year so far - metal or not.

― Mordy,

Thanks to Mordy for providing the blurb.

fantastic album. I think it was mordy who alerted me to its existence. so thanks!

He certainly turned a few folk on to it.

hai thyere.

#54 , 93 Points , 4 votes

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Wardruna - Runaljod - Gap Var Ginnunga

My rave for today: Wardruna. Gorgoroth side-project, probably not metal by anything but association, but wow. Pagan-ambient rune-drone? Dunno what to call it, but it does for trolls what Enya does for elves.

― glenn mcdonald,

OK, this Wardruna album sounds better to me every time I listen to it. If it gets any kind of buzz-momentum I can imagine it being this year's non-metal-by-metal-guys crossover, and if it doesn't, it'll be the thing I hit people with whenever they get dismissive about what metal musicians are capable of.

― glenn mcdonald,

Glenn -

I too love that Wardruna album but it just doesn't seem metal at all. Awesome creepy folk music, but it's hard for me to see it as metal despite the pedigree. And a big second to Madder Mortem - on paper I should hate it but it just captivates.

― EZ Snappin,

Yeah, Wardruna is arguably metal by association only, at least taken strictly on its musical characteristics, but because of that association I listen to it in a metal context, and it makes cultural and aesthetic sense to me that way.

- glenn mcdonald

The idea of WARDRUNA began to take shape in 2002 as a project where founder and main man Einar Kvitrafn Selvik could work with a musical expression and instrumentation very different from what his involvements in various metal bands would allow. Naturally, it also became a place where his passion for and practice of Norse paganism and runes could be combined with music.

In the spring of 2007, the project started to attract attention after it was featured on the soundtrack of the widely publicized "True Norwegian Black Metal" documentary about Gaahl (TRELLDOM, GORGOROTH, etc.) by Peter Beste and Vice Films. Despite the fact that the band has not released any product or performed live, WARDRUNA has garnered a respectable and surprisingly diverse following.

Nearly six years in the making, WARDRUNA's long-awaited debut album is the first part of the planned "Runaljod" trilogy which will musically interpret the runes of the elder futhark. This highly visual music is hard to place into any specific genre, and there isn't really much to compare it with. The style can perhaps be described as a curious blend of folk, world and ambient music, but without being limited by the sometimes restricted scope of these genres.

"Runaljod - Gap Var Ginnunga" has a very profound and unique sound that consists of a wide array of instruments, some of which are rarely used. A few examples: deer hide frame drums, mouth harp, goat horns, lur, Hardanger fiddle and tagelharpe ("viking fiddle"). Sounds of more unorthodox ‘instruments’ like trees, stones and fire are also incorporated into the music, and it's all topped off with powerful vocal performances from no less than three vocalists.

The upcoming album entitled ‘Gap Var Ginnunga’ will be the first in the planned Runaljod trilogy that will interpret the runes of the elder futhark. The subsequent albums will be entitled ‘Yggdrasill’ and ‘Ragnarok’. Each album will feature eight runes, but not in accordance with the order of the three aettirs (families), which is most commonly used.

So who besides Glen and I are Wardruna fans? It's really something different and quite special.

$35 import on Amazon. is there a cheaper, legal way to purchase this? :(

#53 , 93 Points , 4 Votes

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Church of Misery - Houses of the Unholy

Japanese four-piece, Church Of Misery, combine doom metal with heavy hints of 70's psychedelic rock in "Houses Of The Unholy," an album of sick gore, screechy guitar work, and weirdly-assembled song structures, where each disconcerting track is based on the sins of serial killers in a similarly ghoulish style to American death metal band Macabre. With disquieting lyrics that reach back to 1998’s "Taste the Pain," Church Of Misery have quite clearly outdone themselves with doom-riddled tracks and gloomy melodies.

So who besides Glen and I are Wardruna fans? It's really something different and quite special

Count me in, too: I was hugely impressed by it.

i had never heard this until the youtube thread but voted it kind of high. would never have guessed that it was a japanese band! xpost

Yeah John CoM are a brilliant band. Think I voted for it.

grimly its a shame you didnt vote this year.

$35 import on Amazon. is there a cheaper, legal way to purchase this? :(

― kshighway (ksh)

Amazon used to have it in the MP3 store for $9.99 (that's how I got it). Appears to no longer be an option. Sorry.

I think if I had heard the Church of Misery (and the Jamie Saft) earlier I would have voted for it. Had space left on my ballot but didn't get to spend enough time with either to properly judge.

Weird, Wardruna used to be on iTunes, too, but isn't there anymore. No heroics, please: if there's no easy way to pay money for it, just get it the normal way.

if there's no easy way to pay money for it, just get it the normal way

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Maybe it means someone has snapped it up for North American distribution. That happened with Dizzee Rascal - second album was available on itunes for months, then pulled before domestic release. We can hope!

#52 , 96 Points , 6 votes

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Jesu - Infinity

Full album length song 'Infinity' on Avalanche Recordings (AREC017), written, recorded and mixed early 2009, with all instruments by Justin K Broadrick. 'Infinity' is the most expansive and organic jesu release to date, here JKB revisits his roots of heavy guitar driven music yet still retaining the ethereal atomsphere / soundscape of modern jesu. Approximately fifty minutes of music, CD housed in a beautiful 6 panel digi sleeve. First edition of 2000. Vinyl edition of 1300 copies of which the first 400 are on grey vinyl, the remaining 900 on black, all pressed on super heavvyweight

I'm off the Jesu train. This just did nothing at all for me. Only Broadrick release I liked this year was White Static Demon, his ambient feedback thing.

I thought it was great.

Hmm. I was kind of the consummate Jesu fanboy for a while but Infinity is by far and away my least favourite thing Broadrick's every done, I think. (At least, of what I've heard.) I dunno: it just didn't grab me at all, in any way. I can barely remember anything about it.

I'm not really surprised it's your least fave Jesu tbh.

I was about to comment that I could barely remember anything about Infinity, either, but then I realized that's because I never heard it. Fix that now.

I think the Opiate Sun ep is more Grimly's thing.

infinity def is kind of a snoozefest.

#51 , 96 Points , 7 votes

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Dysrhythmia - Psychic Maps

Over the course of four albums Philadelphia's DYSRHYTHMIA has taken complex, instrumental, heavy music to new heights. On 'Psychic Maps,' the band continues to push themselves to new levels of technicality while also adding a healthy dose of melodic songcraft. Thus, 'Psychic Maps' is the most accessible recording the band has ever released, yet still retains the incomparable, mind-blowing musicianship that is DYSRHYTHMIA's raison d'être.

Also on the bill was Dysrhythmia, who were playing lots of new stuff as they're going into the studio next week. They were bang on and the new stuff is stellar.

― S. Palmerston,

New Dysrhythmia is very good.

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname),

Dysrhythmia co-signed.

-Doran

Now at the halfway stage, here is a recap of what we have so far

100. Municipal Waste - Massive Aggressor
99. Tyr - By the Light of the Northern Star
98. Burnt by the Sun - Heart of Darkness
97. Masters of Reality - Pine/Cross Dover
96. Saviours - Accelerated Living
92. Them Crooked Vultures - S/T
Saros - Acrid Plains
Peste Noire - Ballade Cuntre Lo Anemi Francor
Augury - Fragmentary Evidence
91. Revocation - Existence Is Futile
90. Brutal Truth - Evolution Through Revolution
88. Cannibal Corpse - Evisceration Plague
Glorior Belli - Meet Us at the Southern Sign
87. Anvil - This Is Thirteen
86. Vom - Primitive Arts
85. Altar of Plauges - White Tomb
84. 1349 - Revelations of the Black Flame
83. Obscura - Cosmogenesis
82. Doomriders - Darkness Come Alive
81. Gnaw - This Face
80. Jodis - Secret House
78. Blue Sabbath Black Cheer - Crows Eat the Eyes From the Leviathan's Carcass
Behemoth - Evangelion
76. Jello Biafra & the Guantanamo School of Medicine - The Audacity of Hype
Dethklok - Dethalbum II
75. Black Boned Angel - Verdun
74. Megadeth - Endgame
73. SubArachnoid Space - Eight Bells
72. Magrudergrind - S/T
71. Minsk - With Echoes in the Movement of Stone
70. Eluveitie - Evocation I: The Arcane Dominion
69. Voivod - Infini
68. Skeletonwitch - Breathing the Fire
67. Candlemass - Death Magic Doom
66. Melvins - Chicken Switch
65. Hacride - Lazarus
64. Nadja and Black Boned Angel - S/T
63. Keelhaul - Triumphant Return to Obscurity
62. Anaal Nathrakh - In the Constellation of the Black Widow
61. Lifelover - Dekadens
60. Ahab - The Divinity of Oceans
59. Xasthur - All Reflections Drained
58. Bloody Panda - Summon
57. Ancestors - Of Sound Mind
56. Greymachine - Disconnected
55. Jamie Saft - Black Shabbis
54. Wardruna - Runaljod - Gap Var Ginnunga
53. Church of Misery - Houses of the Unholy
52. Jesu - Infinity
51. Dysrhythmia - Psychic Maps

$35 import on Amazon. is there a cheaper, legal way to purchase this? :(

― kshighway (ksh)

Amazon used to have it in the MP3 store for $9.99 (that's how I got it). Appears to no longer be an option. Sorry.

― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, January 20, 2010 3:47 PM (1 hour ago)

Thanks EZ Snappin!

i actually went to their official website, and it looks like you can download it in MP3 or FLAC from their shop: http://www.wardruna.com/shop/music.html

that title work for u pfunk?

Indeed it does (Thanks) and at no 50...

Big string of stuff I hadn't heard there, until the last two. As grimly said above, that Jesu thing did very little for me even though I'm typically a big fan of his. Loved the Dysrhythmia though. That Church of Misery album is sounding fucking awesome though.

really hoping that portal and vreid will make the top 50, but not sure at this point if that will pan out xposts

yeah the church of misery thing keeps growing on me. it sounds like some retro thing i cant put my finger on, but better in pretty much every way

#50 , 98 Points , 5 votes

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Part Chimp - Thriller

i actually went to their official website, and it looks like you can download it in MP3 or FLAC from their shop: http://www.wardruna.com/shop/music.html

― kshighway (ksh)

Cool! I'll direct some inquiring minds their way. Under $10 for high quality MP3s.

#49 , 98 Points , 6 votes

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Pyramids With Nadja - S/T

Across four extended soundscapes, psychedelic Denton post-metallers Pyramids team with seemingly everywhere/highly collaborative Toronto duo Nadja to create expansive ambient dirges that feel both fragile and heavy. You get the blast beats and wraithlike black metal vocalism of Pyramids' gorgeous self-titled debut on the airily pummeling "The Sound of Ice and Grass" and for sections of the highly triumphant closer "An Angel Was Heard To Cry Over The City Of Rome," but elsewhere the Texas quartet meld with Aidan Baker and Leah Buckareff to create something entirely new: A spacious, darkly illuminated naturalist drone. The collection includes well-chosen guest spots from Cocteau Twins/This Mortal Coil bassist Simon Raymonde, Albin Julius of Der Blutharsch, and Mineral's Chris Simpson. The Mineral/Gloria Record frontman provides haunted vocals for "Another War

Part Chimp 'Thriller'

It’s hard to tell if Part Chimp’s third album will transform them from London’s best ‘undiscovered’ rock band into a household name, but the fact that it shares the same name with the best-selling album of all time shows that they have at least become slightly more ambitious. Their trademark sound of bowel crepitating low end, cone shredding riffology and jack hammer drumming has never sounded so goddamn attractive. On ‘Trad’ they find the no man’s land between Queens of the Stone Age and early Earth. But as loud as their amassed henge of Orange speakers and Marshall stacks makes ‘em (and everything is much louder than everything else here) they’re never far from an absolute killer riff such as the Deep Purple versus Hawkwind with everything in the red ‘Sweet T’. We know it’s bad to speak ill of the dead but this glorious racket would have blasted Jacko’s nose clean off.

A sterner man than myself would suggest that there is a tendency for really good, noisy UK bands to self sabotage, with bonkers humour and slackness, which means they don’t have to compete. This of course applies to many more bands than just the mighty Chimp. Don’t get me started on Selfish Cunt, Todd, That Fucking Tank, Hey Colossus etc. Perhaps the most recent addition of former Ikara Colt bassist Tracy Bellaries (drafted in to replace Scouse Lord Joe, who left to concentrate on avant doom synthesizists Kling Klang and was last seen in Merseyside getting sued by Kraftwerk) will raise their game a bit. Although judging by the artwork, this is highly unlikely... Part Chimp are the best rock band you haven’t heard yet. Fact. There is no such thing as someone who doesn’t like Part Chimp; just people who haven’t drunk enough beer yet. Fact. And no one can resist the lure of the ‘Thriller’. Fact.

I didn't like the Pyramids album as much as last year's (which was my #1 pick) but it's mighty fine indeed. The key I found was to get over the thought you were listening to two records at once, possibly by just accepting it.

Okay, I'm going to have to check out that Part Chimp tonight.

#49 , 103 Points , 7 votes

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Nadja - When I See the Sun Always Shines on TV

But the Nadja album looks really interesting. The MBV cover sounds colossal, like a 45 rpm played at 33 1/3.

― A. Begrand,

Album of the year (maybe)

― Ned Raggett,

The A-Ha cover is monumental, even in crappy MySpace streaming version.

― a golden unicorn who poops diamonds (EZ Snappin),

nadja tracklisting makes me want to kill myself

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.),

I actually have the album on now and the MBV cover sounds exactly how you'd expect, which I'm OK with.

― Luka ModReq (DJ Mencap),

I think they make the song a lot creepier and heavier than the original. And I've always liked Slayer's version. No question, going in, you know exactly what Nadja's going to do with these cover songs, just draw them out as long as possible, but with these songs especially, the shtick works really well.

― A. Begrand

I get the impression listening to Nadja's cover of Dead Skin Mask, that if you were in the same room with them while they were recording the track, you would barely hear them playing. It doesn't sound to me like they are playing their instruments vigorously at all.

I would bet good money that their whole process with the exception of their vocals (and maybe drums on certain records) are all internal using VST distortion on guitars and synths (to create that fake feedback/drone sound they bury all of their songs with). It's a sound I used to find really compelling, but now that I've had six or seven of their samey albums to deconstruct their sound, it sounds kind of dull and flat and doesn't really fit my personal definition of metal at all.

― The Lost Boys Buff Guy Playing Sax (rockapads),

Oh no! False Metal Alert!

What will people who like it ever do?

― EZ Snappin,

#48 , 105 Points , 7 votes

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Eagle Twin - The Unkindness of Crows

A fearsome set of slow-motion doom melodramas and sludge-lined shred odysseys from new Southern Lord band Eagle Twin. "Behold the debut album from Eagle Twin! Although Eagle Twin is a very new entity its helmsman: Gentry Densley is no stranger to innovative, heavy music. Densley was the musical visionary and leader of the legendary Jazz, Prog, Rock, Metal, Hardcore group Iceburn from 1991-2001. In order to disseminate his majestic and mountainous riffs in the present day he enlisted massively behemoth skinsman Tyler Smith. The drums are not only a driving force that efficiently steam rolls over you they conjure a repetitious mantra that is eerily infectious. The riffs and music definitely have familiar reference points (Caspar Brotzmann Massaker,Earth, sunn 0))), Melvins etc..) but are crafted in a way that stands miles beyond the others. "The Unkindness of Crows" was recorded to tape in Seattle by Randall Dunn (earth, sunn 0))), Kinski, Ascend). Beautifully packaged in a digi-pac with original artwork from Gentry, Sri Whipple and others. Designed by Stephen O'Malley.

Pretty impressed by the Eagle Twin record on first listen. Guitar tone is thick as hell. One or two of the songs sound like Mark Lanegan if Screaming Trees had been a doom band

― splash the praying duck (DJ Mencap),

All those Nadja releases thus far are excellent.

#47 , 106 Points , 8 votes , One #1 Vote

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Napalm Death - Time Waits for No Slave

Couldn't find any chat on it. Most chat was on the bbc sessions