Keane: Whats Your opinion?

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Wah, Justin is in rehab?

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

I heard he was in a hair transplant clinic

dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

yep, he is.

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 10:11 (nineteen years ago)

If it's possible to find out what combination of drink and drugs Tom's been taking then maybe we'll discover how to make the music sound good.

lexurian (lexurian), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 10:13 (nineteen years ago)

Keane Chaplin [Blando], Doherty [Shambolic] and Darkness Justin [Glam Dork]

Can the Priory clinic cure them never to inflict music on the British nation again, thanks

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmm. Just when you wondered how Keane could get any more boring and you find out that this was them off their tits. God help how dull they'll be sober.

T B (T B), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

Wah, Justin is in rehab?

Getting dropped by EMI must have made him sober up.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

well it's not like The Darkness' novelty rock was going to sell a second time around was it?

T B (T B), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

go tell it to the red hot chilli peppers/smiths/[insert other novelty act]

Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

They already had the second time around and 'were' working on the third.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

Turd more likely. I think it's actually an plot.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...
The gods clearly hate me today. Apparently the next single from these fools includes a cover of Depeche's "Enjoy the Silence."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 07:10 (nineteen years ago)

NO.

John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Friday, 5 January 2007 07:20 (nineteen years ago)

It's alright, Ned - they're probably releasing it on 3.5 floppy disk.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 5 January 2007 09:27 (nineteen years ago)

Keane. What an incredible band. My passion for them knows no bounds. Such stirring, yet somehow frail, melodic anthems. Obviously if they were to split up I'd be heartbroken, but I somehow feel that if any of them went off and did side projects, or even if, for whatever reason, they changed their name, I wouldn't feel at all the same about them. Whenever I hear rumours about such things happening I get worried... so worried in fact that I have to go round to their houses and give them a bit of a tongue lashing - "Oi! Keane! You are Keane! You will always be Keane! NEVER CHANGE!" - that kind of thing. Often I have to slap them around a bit as well, it sounds harsh but I feel it's the only way. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em Keane, that's my motto.

Ayethangyou.

ledge (ledge), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

The gods clearly hate me today. Apparently the next single from these fools includes a cover of Depeche's "Enjoy the Silence."

Ah the gazillion jokes we could make about said choice of cover. But alas no I think my migraine just exploded in a million more migraines.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

It's alright, Ned - they're probably releasing it on 3.5 floppy disk

A dream.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

"Somewhere We Only We Know" and "Nothing In The Way" = great. Most of their other singles = less good but still enjoyable. On the whole, their acute MOR melodic sensiblities more than make up for the lack of charisma/flamboyance, and the fact they seem to be dullards - but that could be unfair.

Freedom, Saturday, 23 August 2008 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

The only Keane related thing to have given me any pleasure was when someone (Charlie Brooker?) wrote that the singers face seemed to be made of 'runny cheese'.

spaghetti, Saturday, 23 August 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

I remember that. You're correct, it was Brooker.

chap, Saturday, 23 August 2008 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

Dull people tend to make the best music: Coldplay, Travis, Keane, Dodgy, Kooks. Noen of them providing the tabloids with the best headlines - all of them GREAT music.

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 23 August 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

(And going a bit back in time, you can add Howard Jones too - the press tends to get hostile towards acts that don't give them the headlines they need to sell papers)

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 23 August 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

Actually "HEADMASTER SUSPENDED FOR USING BIG FACED CHILD AS SATELLITE DISH" was about the singer from Keane

DJ Mencap, Saturday, 23 August 2008 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

THey should be slowly dunked into vast, tepid vats of each others' vomit for what they did to "She Sells Sanctuary."

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 23 August 2008 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

"She Sells Sanctuary" is rubbish anyway.

Freedom, Saturday, 23 August 2008 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

OUT

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 August 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

Ha!

Freedom, Saturday, 23 August 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

Geir's line about dull people reminds me of the guy on the DMB thread who said some of the best music ever is bland.

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 24 August 2008 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

After reading everything else in my bag after I forgot my book for the bus, I read that Spin piece on Coldplay and found myself wondering if they're actually the sound that I'll remember for the early 2000s (especially since, not being British nor particularly mindful, I can't tell Travis from Keane from Starsailor from Athlete).

Certainly seems like that's the background music for most of the advertisements aimed at my demographic (occasionally replaced by cooing female indie voice number three: vulnerable and fey). But whenever I hear that sort of sweeping, vague music, I feel like I've been sneezed on—damp and oozed-on and annoyed.

I eat cannibals, Sunday, 24 August 2008 07:53 (seventeen years ago)

fucking thing sucks.

Moka, Sunday, 24 August 2008 07:57 (seventeen years ago)

Geir's line about dull people reminds me of the guy on the DMB thread who said some of the best music ever is bland.

Dull people don't necessarily make dull music. For instance, Bach apparently was a very dull guy.

Geir Hongro, Sunday, 24 August 2008 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

truth bomb

Z S, Sunday, 24 August 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

When I described Keane as dull, I wasn't referring to the absence of tabloid headlines - that would be intensely idiotic - but rather to the fact that in interviews they come across as rather dull-minded. But, as I said, that may be unfair.

I think Keane might be damned by the bands they're associated with. Travis, Kooks, Athlete, Starsailor etc. are all fairly ghastly. What Keane have over them - superior songwriting, melodic sophistication - perhaps aren't sufficiently in-your-face characteristics for people not to just lump them in with all the other dullards.

Freedom, Sunday, 24 August 2008 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

And are the Kooks actually dull people? I know they said that the Strokes saved music, which is a pretty dull thing to say, but even so?

Freedom, Sunday, 24 August 2008 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

It's alright, Ned - they're probably releasing it on 3.5 floppy disk

I sincerely hope The White Stripes, Billy Childish or some other technologically luddite act does so.

Billy Dods, Sunday, 24 August 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

At the risk of being punched, I would say that "Spiralling" sounds like a mixture of Low-era Bowie and Colour of Spring era Talk Talk with what's-his-face from the Blue Nile on vocals, topped off with a post-ironic nod to "Fix Up Look Sharp" by Dizzee Rascal.

Freedom, Friday, 12 September 2008 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

^drunk

rizzx, Friday, 12 September 2008 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

Does the singer/Penist still look like a plate of melted cheese?

Fer Ark, Friday, 12 September 2008 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

Got 'Spiralling' on repeat at the moment. Outstanding, so it is.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

Still going. Yeah, this is great.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

suggest ban

generally seems to hate all the right people (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

A year later. I still really like this tune, but it is agony to listen to - this is one band who could really do with a remastering.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 19 December 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

i have not been as up to date on music like i once was. anyways i stumbled upon this:

In the United Kingdom, Strangeland debuted at number one on the UK Albums Chart with first-week sales of 47,839 copies. It is Keane's fifth consecutive number-one album, a record only beaten by ABBA (eight), Led Zeppelin (eight), The Beatles (seven) and Eminem (six). The album has sold around 100.000 copies in the UK, being certified gold. The album also reached number one in Ireland and the Netherlands, becoming their second number-one album in both countries. It debuted and peaked at #17 in the US, before falling to #70 the next week.

Bee OK, Thursday, 20 September 2012 03:13 (thirteen years ago)

Strangeland was just released in May of this year.

i'm just shocked as i had no idea that this is one band that really, really took off. i might have to go and listen to this.

Bee OK, Thursday, 20 September 2012 03:18 (thirteen years ago)


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