Quick! You Are Starting A Band Right Now! What Is It Called?

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The Heavenly Orbs

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

the Chaz Baps

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Shitowls From Hell
Slush Puppy
Seaman Staines
Bob Dylan's Moustachey Nuts
Schwanz Kaputt
Sliced Pimples
(the latter two actually refer to real bands, how about that)

Jay K (Jay K), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Lazy Hooker

Scott Stanley (Scott Stanley), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

God's Olives

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Tugger.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll sue etc etc

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

B4n4n4 H4mm0ck*

This is actually a band someone I know is/was in

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Sydney Tugger

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Winslet Twins

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I did call a band Vigilante Shipbuilders once, but I think my new band will be called P$q%K£@AGDShjke (pronounced 'Ploppy')...

Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Dun na h-Eoin

summerslastsound, Tuesday, 15 July 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

That's weird. I actually AM starting a band right now. The Office Supply Bandits.

Wait ... we just broke up.

From its ashes rises the mighty Professional Cassette.

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

the Olds

Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The Goodnight Bananas

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The band I'm in now (Canasta) started off as Easy Tiger, until we found there was already some hippie-jam band in Chicago with the same name.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Fucking Awful.

"Thank you for coming out tonight, we're Fucking Awful"
And it would very likely be true.

Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

there is a band in seattle called 'the john & spencer booze explosion'

ron (ron), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Troughman.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Ebullient Bullion
The Sophisticated Cockfarmer

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Stage Presents

Scaredy cat (Natola), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Fingerbutt

Scaredy Cat, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

the rotterdam builders

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Where Uncle Toby Was Wounded

Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The Shards

M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

hardcore hip hop crew: Sutton Poyntz.
this may only be funny for a very small minority, but it's worth it.

dbini, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Jizz Gobbler.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...
The Yeagles.

jazz odysseus, Friday, 6 February 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

SS Porno Patrol

eleki-san (eleki-san), Friday, 6 February 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The Stoned Kidneys

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 6 February 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Git Varmint

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 6 February 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

still gotta go with Codeplay and Proxy Music

ken taylrr, Friday, 6 February 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

the ladyfest planning committee is the best bandname i've seen in a long time, and you would be wrong -- irresponsibly wrong -- to not start that band immediately.

fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 6 February 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

the doilies
the false positives
the bloated corpses

ureitje, Friday, 6 February 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i fucked your mum again last night

my bootprint on your forehead

squeaky squeaky squeak squeaker

blablalah, Friday, 6 February 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Rattt

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Chairman Mao and the Cultural Revolutionaries

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Poon-Tang Clan

phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

The Distant Pandas

We'd have the best cover art ever, too

Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Cock Lobster

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Overzealous and the Teenage Girls
Meow Mixed
Quentin Runs a Marathon

stephen morris, Friday, 6 February 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Alternatately,

Diddy Runs a Marathon

stephen morris, Friday, 6 February 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

porcelain touch

___ (___), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ghost Of Christmas Pudding

Stupid (Stupid), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I almost started a band in high school called Joyce Kilmer and the Trees. But when it came time to learn to play instruments and stuff, we decided we would be better at just listening to other bands.

Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The Dankness.

They're like The Darkness, only clammier.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The Harkness

They're like the Darkness except every member looks like the ex-Liverpool defender.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The Barkness

They're like the Darkness except the singer's falsetto is so high humans can't hear it.

fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Dick Hertz and the Burning Sensations

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 6 February 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't take credit for it myself, but a former roommate of mine used to often say that he wanted to start a punk band called Manifest Dentistry.

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 6 February 2004 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)


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