most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"

you've got to be kidding me

PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE TAGS FROM ANY OF OUR IMAGES

are you heartless bastards really gonna hate on lil chuckee...CHILDS PLAY

so a weird side-effect of this thread is that it has made me want to pay more attention to these guys....UNINTENTIONAL COMEDY

it also makes conversation between a man and his wife about what's for dinner about a million times more entertaining...SPAGHETTI

xpost

i'll laugh at anything on the internet no matter how much of a bad person it makes me....SOMETHING AWFUL!

it also makes conversation between a man and his wife about what's for dinner about a million times more entertaining...SPAGHETTI

killing me. For some reason the ALL CAPS of the punchlines seals it

he's not doing it right tho, since spaghetti doesn't make conversation more entertaining

I guess he really gotcha.... GOAT

he's not doing it right tho, since spaghetti doesn't make conversation more entertaining

that's what you think...FOOD PLAY

you dudes are crazy with the lame jokes...GALLAGHER

guess whiney doesn't know how I'm amused...EASILY

comparing our lame jokes to theirs I've got to give them props, no Carrot Top

I guess that seems fair, like Chicago '33

killing self right now for that one, sorry everybody

i dont think you guys have really got the rhythm down... BLIND COLLEGE BAND COWBELL PLAYER GIRL WHO WAS A VIRAL VIDEO STAR

you dudes are crazy with the lame jokes...GALLAGHER

― an american hippie in israel (Jordan), Friday, January 8, 2010 6:05 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pfff...this post is totally full of shit...COLOSTOMY BAG!

hey guys this joke isn't funny anymore THE SMITHS

haha i did colostomy bag upthread.

basically when I read ilx these days I mainly plot out how I'm gonna pre-reserve space in whatever retirement home all the MPLS ilxors are gonna end up in because that joint is going to be statler & waldorf lol central

btw i read this today:

Minaj is the most consistent (and consistently amusing) MC on the entire album. She's as outrageously raunchy as vintage Lil' Kim ("flow tighter than a dick in a butt") and as randomly hilarious as, um, Lil Wayne ("Switch my name, now I'm celebratin' Hanukkah/ Lewinsky, bitches, Young Money Monica/ I been hot since Hedgehog-- Sonic, the").

so yes, "randomly hilarious"

damn my post was totally derivative...WOLFMOTHER!

wouldn't it be "hedgehog, sonic the" XPOST

Switch my name, now I'm celebratin' Hanukkah/ Lewinsky, bitches, Young Money Monica/ I been hot since Hedgehog-- Sonic, the

omg

adam sandler rolling around in his grave that nicki minaj found the final rhyme to hannukah that eluded him for so many years

also I have been thinking about this and laughing ever since reading it:

Nathan Rabin once tweeted that wayne's style these days is "I shit in your vagaina, now your vagina is shitty"

Hedgehog - Sonic, The is a gift to all mankind

hedgehog, sonic the, celebrates hanukkah

wait adam sandler is dead?

...BOB WEIR!

the Hedgehog - Sonic

'hedgehog, sonic the' is pretty good imo

ha yeah i like that line actually

i dont much like most of the songs ive heard from this album

Icing on my fingertips, I be getting cake in

seriously who cares what these guys have to say abt anything

im listening to this david banner produced track ryan d said was a 'highlight' in his pfork review & im not feeling it either. hes right that this is doing a good job of making nikki minaj seem like more of a star

whats an actual good beat from this album

NICKI IS BETTER THAN THIS I PROMISE

:(

dude Nicki is coming across like an all star at the moment, no Smashmouth

not anymore man

xp

really? cuz i liked some earlier stuff i remember people talking about when she seemed more like a throwback to scrappy, dirty mouth lil kim stuff but anything i've heard from here recently seems like she's become a part of wayne's bullshit gobbledegook rhyming cult

(xpost to lex)

"hedgehog, sonic the" just sold a copy of this album

i can never find the "oh lord pac" thing to c&p when i need it

all the beats on this ive heard are like competent but not really anything i can imagine bumping over & over
like, even if you can put up w/ this rap style ..

i dont get this stuff, or drake, or why ppl think this stuff is so fresh. its so safe & watery & boring, running into first and yr butt's about to burst .... DIARRHEA

i've posted a ton of really genuinely great nicki verses in I'm Nicki Minaj, Nicki Lewinsky, Nicki the Ninja, Nicki the Boss, Nicki the Harajuku Barbie

i think she's realising that pulling wacky faces and doing dumb gobbledegook (as opposed to really great surrealist stuff) is selling her far more than her tougher, more menacing look - still got hope for her own album though

from here down I'm Nicki Minaj, Nicki Lewinsky, Nicki the Ninja, Nicki the Boss, Nicki the Harajuku Barbie

jose Says:
January 5th, 2007 at 10:52 pm

ohhhh lord 2pac big please talk to this sucker cause they killing hip hop they taking the pain and struggle of life of hip hop the only thing we coulda express our minds and pain. and these suckers took it and made it look like garbage thats why we get judge so much cause these shit dont be making sence

If all evidence you have of Nicki's greatness is this song, and the only thing you've ever heard of Gucci Mane's is that terrible one with Mario (they don't even play Wasted around here), I could definitely see being skeptical about Atlanta's recent exports.

When I was trying to convince Simon R that Rap has still got a lot of life in it this is not one of the songs I sent him. You can all blame me for that whole mess then if you like.