Justin Bieber

need i remind y'all i was hating ahead of the curve: Rolling Worst Songs of 2009 (formerly 'I AM SO FUCKING APPALLED')

"youtubers with record deals" is a despicable trend no doubt and beiber's voice is bad but the tune is just fine imo

ha j0rdan actually likes the song now, contrary to his initial rxn

RIP

Death and Legacy

Bieber died following a gunshot wound sustained during a late night altercation in west Manhattan. According to local detectives, Bieber and his alleged girlfriend Selena Gomez attempted to enter a New York City nightclub with fake IDs but were recognized by several patrons. Witnesses claim Bieber was belligerent and threatened to shoot one of the bouncers. Justin subsequently reached into his coat pocket and withdrew what the NYPD has claimed to be a small .25 caliber pistol. James Rodriguez, an on duty police officer at the scene, responded by shooting Bieber once in the head. It was later determined that Beiber's handgun was errantly loaded with .22 caliber ammunition.

Paramedics arrived on scene shortly after the shooting but were unable to resuscitate Bieber, who was pronounced dead shortly before 11pm EST. The area surrounding Larry Flynt's Hustler Club on Manhattan's West 51st street has been closed off and witnesses are being questioned as the investigation into this tragic event continues. No statement has been released by Bieber's family or publicist, and no one else was injured during the altercation. Although toxicology reports have not yet been issued, several tablets of the prescription drug Dilauded were found on Gomez' person and it is speculated that both her and Bieber were intoxicated.

found that JUST before it was deleted

OMG SWAGGER COACH

everyone needs a swagger coach imo

wrong, if everyone needs a swagger coach, then who coaches those without swagger?

swagger leprechauns!

i swag when i coach
i swag when i coach
i swag when i coach
now watch me coach and swag

he really makes me feel like a paedo

http://www.damnimcute.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/carter.jpg
"damnimcute.com"

i think aaron carter was different because a. i was also 12 b. he was singing about playing basketball with shaquille o neal and having a "party" when his parents were out at dinner or whatever. beiber is like, "seducing" women in his videos. idk, blech.

Yeah, 'one time' really only grosses me out because:
a) his 'invisible' braces are incredibly, ickily visible
b) he's 'seducing' girls
c) he looks like he's 12 rather than 15
d) he embodies everything that i find so compelling but also so disgusting about teenagers of today.

http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt18y5hOUX1qzftyjo1_400.jpg

how old was britney when her first single came out?

16

he really makes me feel like a paedo

― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, January 7, 2010 3:05 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

For what? He's not remotely in the vicinity of attractive. I mean, he's unsettling in that way you're disturbed when your 14/15 yr old sister gets her first boyfriend or something but...sort of harmless and ignorable until you're confronted with the music head-on.

[broken img killed]

He's like...two parts kicked puppy, one part Disney channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI

i know like whatever fast forward twitter etc but i mean, welcome to the past

RIP

Up next: hilarious Kerry v. Bush jib jab cartoon. Don't go anywhere, ILX.

hey dont taze me bro

Perhaps you'd like to hear some Chuck Norris Facts, plax?

wow @ "love me" on arrow pointed toward his crotch on official single artwork

is this kid music on snl right this week

http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.139857570.jpg

“We’ve got nothing better to do / than watch Disney, and have a couple of Dews.”

amazing shirt

http://waitingforbieber.com/

oh wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxSeCKwz-jw

http://www.tmz.com/2010/06/17/justin-bieber-drinking-cops-maryland-bar-woman-katie-underage-police/

lol

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

Internet Pranksters Attempt to Send Justin Bieber Tour to North Korea
Posted Tue Jul 6, 2010 11:25am PDT by Joseph Brannigan Lynch in Stop The Presses!

If Internet pranksters have their way, Justin Bieber will be performing in one of the world's most oppressive regimes. Communist North Korea is currently leading an online poll on Bieber's My World Tour website, where the 16-year-old singer asked his fans to choose which country he should tour in next. Bieber didn't put any place off limits and, of course, Web-based troublemakers took full advantage of the trusting Canadian heartthrob.

Users of the website 4chan-an influential Internet subculture that introduced the world to lolcats -- made sure North Korea received over a half million votes, catapulting it from 24th place to 1st place. That puts the despotic communist country ahead of Israel by about 5,000 thousand votes -- and if nothing changes before the contest wraps on July 7, it will make North Korea the winner.

Considering almost no one in North Korea is allowed on the Internet and the country's restrictive media probably doesn't give the mop-haired Bieber much coverage, it's fairly unlikely that any of those half million votes came from actual North Korean citizens.

Regardless of the online poll's outcome, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il and Bieber's tour manager can probably agree on one thing: the adorable, elf-like singer almost certainly won't be adding the harsh regime to his world tour.

This isn't the only thing the Internet has done to punk Bieber lately, though. Over the holiday weekend, hackers broke into Bieber's YouTube videos and redirected preteen fans to false articles about their idol dying in a car crash. And those were actually some of the more kid-friendly websites to which fans of the 16-year-old singer were redirected.

The rumors were so prevalent that the boy himself made a point of tweeting about it.
"Let's take some time to answer some crazy rumors...I'm not dead," Bieber posted on his Twitter account. "I had to check on this one...but it turns out I'm alive."

Furthermore, he also assured fans that he's "not Peter Pan," demonstrating that the music sensation has a sense of humor about himself. Being a wildly popular teenage superstar probably takes the sting out of being the butt of Internet jokes like these.

Proof: http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour

yeah but he looks like a cuet lesbian!

― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 11:43 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

prescient post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y85543zESO8

What a wonderful world.

Original's better.

http://gawker.com/5603069/justin-bieber-to-play-himself-in-3d-biographical-movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0GjKiy3nSI

as much as I dislike the Bieb, that's a much more professional response than I've seen many more seasoned pros elicit after being nailed.

(RON ARTEST TO THREAD)

Nice throw! Surely not from the hands of a pre-teen

that's a much more professional response than I've seen many more seasoned pros elicit after being nailed.

Josh Homme to thread.

Chad Kroeger, too.

I'd watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVLmC8Motfg

that didnt feel good

the elle photoshoot he's done with kim kardashian is an odd thing indeed

holy shit guys: http://soundcloud.com/shamantis/j-biebz-u-smile-800-slower

I have no opinion on these albums musically because I have not listened to them, but if nothing else at least the kerning of SWAG II atones for SWAG's lack of such.

I was talking this morning with one of the women I play tennis with in Stratford. She's a retired teacher...When she was a counsellor at the Stratford high school a number of years ago and taking care of registrations for the fall, there was one student--yes--she just couldn't get hold of after repeated attempts. When she finally tracked down the mom, she was told that her son was headed to Nashville for a music career, which--I'd react the same--made her laugh and roll her eyes.

i’ve warmed up a lot to SWAG. not the deluxe version just the original. you guys were more right than wrong. i’m not sure i’d say that it’s “better” than the dijon album exactly but i do listen to it more

finally getting around to swag ii, it's pretty good! i'm sure i'll think it's too long by the time i'm done with it but not having swag's terrible interludes is very welcome at least

this feels even more like Mk.Gee / Dijon

i agree, though i think that's just because dijon has credits on more tracks - he's on a third of it

dijon album is clearly much better than both but it's also more focused + further out there

if you compiled the best tracks across both swags then i don't think it'd be thaaat far off baby though

he needs to just make a whole album of "safe space" and "dadz love"... transcendent dance pop with overlapping vocals while lil b mutters inspirational nonsense in the background

Swag is not getting much love on EOY lists. "Daisies" will rank very high for me and Swag will also make my list.

Haven't heard II.

SWAG is still one of my fave ATOY--II hasn't stuck with me, though, except for "Speed Demon"

Listened yesterday and immediately texted Thom Gill to ask if it made him sad or mad or glad— the Dijon connect isn’t unprecedented in dude’s catalog, “Speed Demon” sounds a lot like “Bigger” (the Frank Ocean co-write from My World); and weirdly this sounds more Dijon than actual Dijon (whereas Dijon itself sounds like Dijon times d’Angelo’s mix scheme plus an Octatrack)

All this is to say that on first listen I like this in the car

Yeah there’s a certain purity to Bieber’s current sound I guess. It sounds pasteurised (to look past yr eyes & into yr soul).

what's the thom gill connection?

Second half of SWAG falls off for me but I think if you took the best tracks from both albums you'd have a top 5 AOTY, even if they might not feel as cohesive.

thom gill connection?

None, he a friend of mine and Craig D.'s, is a personal/professional adjacent to mk.gee/Dijon and is also a Belieber

Not to totally derail the thread, but Thom's Bandcamp fan account is well worth snooping on IMO: https://bandcamp.com/isthisthomas

To bring things back to the mk.gee/Dijonuum, though, is anybody on here into Toronto/L.A. solo artist Jonah Yano?
His June 2025 loosie single release was co-prod/co-written with mk.gee, and I really like it: https://jonahyano.bandcamp.com/track/homerun-2021

Whoops, wrong thread, ha! Got the Biebs and mk.Dijon threads confused obv, ah well--still, any ILM Beliebers should dig the Yano track too

i love thom’s music, hope he gets to collab with biebs soon

I think if you took the best tracks from both albums you'd have a top 5 AOTY, even if they might not feel as cohesive

im trying to put a playlist like this together but need to spend a bit more time with swag ii. what would you put on it?