Billy Joel C/D?

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B-b-but it doesn't matter what they say in the papers because it's always been the same old thing!

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Joel has had his moments. As a 9 year old kid, I greatly enjoyed "Glass Houses". My favorite BJ song is on that album, entitled "All For Leyna". I played it at a party and people really seemed to like it. I also think "Allentown" has similarly stood the test of time. But yet it is true he's done some pretty awful things, especially that stupid We Didn't Start The Fire and I am SO relieved someone mentioned the REM "It's The End Of The World" connection.

I don't detest Costello, but he really hasn't ever done much for me. Unlike Joel, I can only name ONE Costello song I ever really liked, and the title won't come to me now. There's black female backup singers in the video. Maybe someone can help me here so I don't have to leave ilx to figure out the name of that damn thing.

Disintegration, on the other hand IS perfect.

bimble (bimble), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

ten months pass...
REHAB TIME FOR THE INNOCENT MAN

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

A statement from the 55-year-old singer's spokesperson put his latest problems down to "a recent bout of severe gastro-intestinal distress".

sexy waitress connie stevens (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

He's such an a-hole.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't mind him.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Bah humbug!! Here's me being an island. I like Billy Joel. Big deal if he's heavyhanded. Greatest Hits Volumes 1 & 2 is a personal favorite, and I'll defend him based on that. I like the...literary quality his songwriting has. I love Elvis Costello for the same reason. However, I'm fully aware of just how cheesetacular Billy Joel [Yes!!! And I still persist in liking him! Mwahahah!!] Suffice to say I'm not going to get terribly bunged about any ILM loathing of him. Over Elvis, maybe...Billy, not so much. But for the record: Classic.

VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Breaking glass.
Motorcycles.
Helicopters.
Swedish airport ambiance.

I mean, where else are you going to find these sounds all done by the same artist?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 17 March 2005 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

On the Berlin albums Bowie and Eno did?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 March 2005 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, but do ANY of the berlin albums have "sleeping with the television on"? or "all for leyna"? or "sometimes a fantasy"?

fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

*tries to figure whether this is mean to be praise or not*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

*explains that first word of sentence, "yeah," was meant as actual, non-ironic praise for bowie/eno, while remainder of sentence was meant as actual, non-ironic praise for electricpiano man phase of piano man's career*

fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

ten months pass...
why mikael so mean to him?

http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0606,wood,72051,22.html

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 6 February 2006 18:21 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
Just wrote my concert blurb, which was an answer to critics over many years, and now actually reads like an answer to this thread:

Billy Joel

Both his greatest and worst hits belong to everyone now, as iconic and critic-proof as the Eiffel Tower, and there's a good chance, anyway, that your reason for dismissing Billy Joel is somebody's favorite song. "Uptown Girl" was such a plain and wonderful bit of acting--far surpassing its Four Seasons inspiration--that I can't believe critics took it as a character flaw made manifest. Tell it to the exultant lesbian who won an otherwise all-male drag-queen contest a few years ago in Eau Claire by lip-synching the '83 tune in greaser gear. Writer Chuck Klosterman has more recently attempted to liberate Joel from contemporary standards of cool, but I seem to remember the piano players's '70s albums being wrapped up in my own Midwestern childhood image of New York City, the state of mind quoted by Nas in which couples fight because that's romance, and where giving attitude is merely sociable. Smeared as defensive at the time, "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" was a fighter's homage to the new wave, complete with ska bridge, while "Allentown" was more sympathetic and place-specific than "Pink Houses," never mind its Broadway-style video. The entire back catalog, in fact, seems gentler in retrospect, with even the don't-blame-the-boomers rap of "We Didn't Start the Fire" sounding almost reasonable now that another generation is fuckings things up. As a melodicist, Joel towers above us, and now he's back-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack. Hope he sticks around for a while.

Pete Scholtes, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

oh allentown!

what a trip down memory lane. i used to sing it when i was about 4.

Charlie Howard, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

I'd also like to note that Billy Joel claimed to be a Suede fan in a Rolling Stone article.
-- Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 16 April 2003

WOW! good man. where can i read the article in question i wonder?

pisces, Thursday, 12 July 2007 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

i like the use of the word 'claimed'. as if saying you like a particular band still leaves room for a jury's verdict :)

Charlie Howard, Thursday, 12 July 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

All For Leyna and Sleeping With the Television On are eternal classics.

I live happily without Piano Man and Just the Way You Are, which are about MOR songwriting skills. But the horny, nerdy teen on side two of Glass Houses (I was 14 at the time) . . . that's the real truth about Billy, me, and a lot of other Queens/Long Island boys who'd rather not admit it!

Kenny, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

I apparently have never weighed in, so since the opportunity arises: Why such a hatred for songcraft and production values?

(Me in Hongro mode)

If recording enough standards to make for an extremely solid Greastet Hits Vol I & II (that woulda been even solider with a few substitutions) is enough for classic status, then Classic it is.

(Not to mention fucking ATTILA!)

Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 30 July 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

I, always being in Hongro mode, have to say that in terms of songcraft and production values, Billy Joel is only average. He has a long way to go compared to, say, Crowded House or 10cc.

Geir Hongro, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

He has a long way to go compared to, say, Crowded House or 10cc.

Or ABBA or KISS or Andy Gibb or INXS or Biz Markie.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 30 July 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

he's no elton john either, to take the most obvious example.

be that as it may, here are arguments in favor of billy joel's songwriting craft:

travelin' prayer
new york state of mind
scenes from an italian restaurant
root beer rag (assuming instrumental craft counts as craft)
sometimes a fantasy
sleeping with the television on
don't ask me why
all for leyna
the longest time
tell her about it
a matter of trust
river of dreams
all about soul

and arguments against:

there are a lot.

but, come on, the dude could write and sing songs.

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

I, always being in Hongro mode,

quote of the day!

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

I like "Movin' Out" when it plays on the soft rock station!

Tape Store, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

such thick fingers

mookieproof, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

the dude could write and sing songs.

Sure, sure. Look, I could add to your list of songs that show off Joel as a good, sometimes inspired songwriter, e.g., Pressure, Allentown, She's Right on Time, among others.

But, as you imply, much of the time he's just coasting or operating on formula. Billy Joel is like the NBA player who almost exclusively takes very high-percentage shots: He has a good shooting percentage, it makes him a desirable player, but not a superstar among other players? Or, to draw another analogy, he's like a director who makes reliable action, hack-ish action movies but is capable of occassionally -- when the mood strikes him -- making a real highbrow film.

But Spoon apparently likes Billy Joel a lot, so maybe he isn't as big a dud as I thought.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

Whoa, my grammer was terrible! Posting and parenting apparently don't mix. Off to parenting.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

Posting and parenting apparently don't mix
Probably not, but that's how I got my start.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

when i hear billy joel, particularly the 80s stuff, it always transports me back to my childhood. "Allentown," "Innocent Man," and "Uptown Girl" are, for that reason, classic.

Even though I know he's kind of schlocky, I have to echo the sentiment that I'm not sure why he is the brunt of so much hatred. He's not great, and he's probably a prick, but that applies to just about everyone in the music industry.

Richard Wood Johnson, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

Billy Joel is hard for me to listen to, and though I agree that he's a good technical songwriter and probably a good performer (I've never seen him live), he just seems like a big cornflake to me. He's like the really hard working jingle writer who keeps pushing the importance of melody and a songs that are "timeless" or whatever because he knows that persistence pays off, and even though he's famous and all, I can't help but think of him as kind of a runtish, underdog guy. It's really not a fair criticism, I know, and I'm still not totally sure what it is I hate about him. I don't mind forumla, I just hate the hammy, headfirst dives into such pleasant, middlebrow material. He's a throwback to "classic" songwriting in the worst possible way, the way that reminds me why songwriting didn't stay like that forever.

that said, I like the background harmonies in "It's My Life"

Dominique, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

haha I started this thread?!?

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

lol that people supposedly hate Billy Joel for his songcraft and professionalism, like what else is there to hate?

Martin Van Burne, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

drunken assholishness?

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

the list is endless...

Martin Van Burne, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

playing guitar?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

i can say i like a few of his songs, when he kept it simple: "it's still rock'n'roll", "you may be right", "don't ask me why" are pretty good pop tunes, imo.

neither classic nor dud

outdoor_miner, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

"rocking out"?

Martin Van Burne, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

haha I started this thread?!?
Apparently. More importantly, you started the "Billy Joel is the American Elvis Costello" meme

I, always being in Hongro mode,

quote of the day!
Now I'm picturing a sci-fi book called I, Hongro, but I can't work out the Three Laws of Hongrobotics.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

I hate the whole Everyman know-it-all persona, but I don't hate across the board like I used to. Also, there are specific songs of his that I associate with particular assholes I've known in the past, or with particular unpleasant experiences, so there's a fair amount of negative associational freight that goes along with hearing his music.

Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

RS OTM

I think he might be easier to appreciate from the midwest, or even the west coast, but here in the Northeast he typifies a sensibility that for lots of us it's hard not to be conflicted about.

His interviews, however, are hilarious.

Martin Van Burne, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

amuse us and post some

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

Or ABBA or KISS or Andy Gibb or INXS or Biz Markie.

Billy Joel's songcraft is way better than INXS'. INXS was mostly about way too much repetition.

Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

that said, I like the background harmonies in "It's My Life"

PETER CETERA

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

amuse us and post some

I recall one in which he was unconvincingly defending himself before a journalist who suggested that Joel was unable to make music that actually rocked. He was heard to say: "I-I-I don't have a soft cock. I have a hard cock."

Richard Wood Johnson, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

waht

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

I guess he was trying to says that just because he churns out ballads doesn't mean he is cursed with a flaccid penis.

Richard Wood Johnson, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe he's got a flaccid penis but likes to bottom.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

I saw him on a PBS special or something where he was talking about writing "Only the Good Die Young" and he showed how it started out as a Reggae song- he started clanking out piano chords on the offbeat and singing in a vaguely Jamaican accent. But the guys in the band hated Reggae, so they re-arranged it.

I can identify four things in the preceding 'graph that make me dislike him. And yeah, the personification of a Northeast type that's really annoying.

bendy, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

classic.

Dandy Don Weiner, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

someone told me that hard rock atilla band he was in was kinda tight. i haven't ever heard it.

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)


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