Village Voice's F2K

u in homonym trubbz shokka?

I'm sorry, is my use of Internet colloquialisms interfering with your campaign to hate women?

there is no such thing as a record. deal.

Nicely done.

cee-oh is on some gabbneb 2.0 level abstract plane trolling shit

"I'm goonna trooll you on the abstract plane"

http://www.timjudson.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jonathan-richman1.png

"what do i have to say to get inside girl?"

not wanting this to turn into every other ilx thread but what is racist about "Here's the scenario/Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio."? I guess i've just not been racist enough in my life to get the slang these kids use in their music videos about the vagina taste

That line is saying "I'm going to strip you like a car gets stripped in a Hispanic neighborhood".

It has nothing to do with vagina taste and everything to do with equating removing clothes to Hispanic kids looting cars.

I was gonna say, that one was pretty easy to figure out.

aha. didn't know what the barrio is i guess.

It's Spanish for "neighborhood".

which I suppose you could figure out from context, lol @ me

i can't believe 5 songs are worse than that, that's probably my least favorite so far

holy shit. This is actually making me nauseous. Looking forward the the next 5!

good god that hot action cop song

--the freshman-level WinAmp comedy rap of Bloodhound Gang

^^^^^^died a little bit from laughing too much.

I just watched that Fred Durst clip. His monotone delivery and the reverb/chorus on the vocals brought back unpleasant memories of Robodosing.

5!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

srsly the first thing that popped into my head for this was Dujour

--the sad stink of being the answer to a spoiled record label exec who slams his fists on his desk and shouts "Our label needs a fucking Wheatus, dammit!"

deep lolz

jeez that chipmunk song is pretty creepy.

jeez that chipmunk song is pretty.

jeez that chipmunk song is pretty creepy.

― jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 18 December 2009 16:29 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

4!

haha i think whiney's going to have a travis bickle moment by time this is done....he's been too far into the heart of darkness:

It's like Forrest Gump meets the Hokey fucking Pokey. You are all awful people and should be ashamed.

awesome

Was dude gunning to be in a direct-to-video Shrek sequel?

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool this is exactly how it sounds; a failed cut from shrek 12: revenge of the talking donkey penis

I still can't believe this is a real song

the big elephant in the room here is that it isn't actually that hard to use a jumprope

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

"Someone whose diet is 55% Cinnabons and 45% tears"

:D

so tempted to abuse my mod powers and embed the Youtube link with autoplay on

A friend on Facebook notes that apparently the Germans love this song based on YouTube comments, thus: "der song ist der hammmmmmer !!! ^^ "

still really hopin' for some blue october up in here.

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, December 11, 2009

day i got cookie! thanking u whiney <3 <3 <3

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

what genre is this atrocity?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

I'd never heard of this band until a girl I knew in high school posted a some of their videos on facebook and a bunch of her friends got involved in a huge discussion about how awesome and underrated they were. It was amazing.

at what point did they start talking about Farmville

I think it ended with discussions of the antics of their rascally children.

i started laughing uncontrollably when the children came in and couldn't stop until well after the song was finished

Ha a while back my cousin mentioned something on facebook about going to a Blue October concert and I was like who the fuck is Blue October. Now I know.

chipmunk song's not that bad tbh

Up down
Up down
Up down
Up down yeah
It will get hard
Cause it will get hard

Re: the Chipmunks, there's been an uncomfortable sexualization of them since at least the mid-80s, as in this clip from The Chipmunk Adventure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG3VSRZ_RcQ

Getting lucky is really what it's all about.

I really liked the intro of #4, I think the beat and the strings were very nice, but then the singing started... Someone should do a vocalless dub remix of the song, to salvage a good backing track from the horrible singing and lyrics.

you should

Thrasher says:

You're a FUCKING MORON !!! The guy writes a song for his 3 year old daughter and has the balls to put it on his album to honor her. Do you have children? I'd punch you right in the face if I was in the same room with you right now. Hipster fucking people like you make me sick. You sound off as if you're fucking opinion carries any weight. Just another uninformed writer who doesn't do any research. FUCK YOUR LAZY ASS !!! Hundred's of thousands of people around the world LOVE this fucking band and the hater garbage you spew out of your disgusting fucking mouth won't change a thing. You talk about lyrics inspiring people. Go to one of their shows and you'll see everyone in the venue singing every word to every song. Oh but I guess all of these people around the world are wrong and you're right. Self righteous prick. This guy actually inspires hope in people thru his lyrics and champions mental health issues that affect thousands of people around the world. Hell you might be bi-polar yourself. You sound pretty fucked up to me. You don't have a clue about the quality of the people you're trashing. I hope you fucking choke on your bitter ass words and continue to lead a miserable fucking haters life. I bet you annoy the fuck out of your so called friends and family with your over valued opinion of yourself. Fucking die already.