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Jesus I just noticed that was from the YouTube clip. I thought you were about to say you liked THIS too.

Baby Hugh Hef, that's my name
Korn brings the porn and a little of the fame
Baby Hugh Hef, that's my name
Fieldy's got game so you better be warned

nonstop lolz

Jesus I just noticed that was from the YouTube clip. I thought you were about to say you liked THIS too.

OH HELL NO

But now that you have heard it, you will never forget it.

the thing about "Fieldy's got game so you better be warned" that cracks me up is that it doesn't rhyme with ANYTHING before it or after it.

I like how Fieldy has no apparent concept of rhythm or rhyming and no one really tried to instruct him on either of these concepts before recording this song.

xp: hahahahaha YES EXACTLY

guys it's obviously this rhyme scheme: a, a, a, b

explain the second half, then:

Baby Hugh Hef, will mack in the sack
Dr. Dreams got game, that's my rep
Baby Hugh Hef, that's my name
Fieldy's Dreams... that's part of my game

uh c, d, a, a ???

this is hurting my brain

This is a list of bands or artists who would do a good job of singing the Fieldy's Dreams lyric "Shit in a bag / Light it on fire / Open the door, there's a bag on fire"

^heroic failure of a thread, imo

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Also "Korn brings the porn" makes me think less of the orgiastic pussymagnet lifestyle that he's presumably trying to convey, and more of Lil Jonathan Davis et al sneaking dogeared jazzmags past Fieldy's parents so they can all go and knock one out in the treehouse

there seriously can't be worse songs than that ever recorded let alone this decade, right? please?

the thing about "Fieldy's got game so you better be warned" that cracks me up is that it doesn't rhyme with ANYTHING before it or after it.

I think "warned" is supposed to rhyme with "Korn brings the porn". It's a pretty odd rhyme scheme, still.

Also, is there something wrong with the Yotube clip, or is that song supposed to sound like that? Because the volume level goes up-and-down, up-and-down all through the song.

I think "warned" is supposed to rhyme with "Korn brings the porn".

irl lols

i remember something about korn throwing lunch meat at porn actresses in some movie....i think that was real.

yeah not googling "korn porn lunch meat movie" no matter what

you're thinking about it though

i love that whiney just descends into apoplexy by the end

"Argh! Fuck you!"

guys, i'm a little burned out on this

― the unbearable lightness of sbing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, December 15, 2009 10:52 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that is all real, hoos

didn't Fieldy quit Korn because he became a born-again Christian? I'm not sure the Lord wants this to be taken as His work

no doubt about it man xp

didn't Fieldy quit Korn because he became a born-again Christian?

Nope, that was one of the guitarists.

did he have just as stupid a name?

"Head"

lol, right

Well, Brian "Head" Welch, to be more precise.

i'm writing tomorrow's post and i want to die

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM

i bet miccio's gonna be defending this one

Well, Brian "Head" Welch, to be more precise.

nah, I meant "lol that's right, no wonder I confused the two of these hilarious chumps"

Simple Plan?? Good Charlotte?? (xpost)

Baby Hugh Hef, that's my name
Korn brings the porn and a little of the fame
Baby Hugh Hef, that's my name
Fieldy's got game so you better be warned
Baby Hugh Hef, will mack in the sack
Dr. Dreams got game, that's my rep
Baby Hugh Hef, that's my name
Fieldy's Dreams... that's part of my game

"Argh! Fuck you! Fucking rapping Hamburglar in the McDonald's commercial stopped rhyming "name" with "game" somewhere in 1987."

Love this. Reads like someone screaming in impotent rage at MTV.

Somehow I find myself completely uninterested in what the other parts of his game are. The parts other than "Fieldy's Dreams", I mean.

Simple Plan??

simple plan only exists to bolster my defense of good charlotte.

I was so enraged when Clem compared AYWKUBTTOD to Simple Plan on Dancing. So. Enraged.

9!

There is so much worse shit on the list than this song, shouldn't be top 10 imho.

ok i don't hate that song. i understand how it is 'bad' but i wouldn't turn the radio off if it came on.

Except...It's not bad.

that song is awful but i know for certain there is at least one worse ashlee simpson song out there

even maura's article doesn't seem to have similar bile aimed at it compared to the 10s.

OK I'm officially lodging a protest.

i love "la la" and have actually been inspired to rediscover it b/c of that post, but i'm not going to put too much energy into defending it b/c there are at least 20 way superior ashlee songs - i'll definitely be down w/defending her as one of this decade's best artists though

Why did I know this would provoke a reflexive reaction on here.

I do not like "La La" but the opening sounds like Ministry or something so I'll take it over "L-O-V-E" or whatever