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also :) british postcode for saving me

wow this worley song...what a piece of shit

listened to it on youtube and... its country music. i thought they all had to have a mention of lynching other folks but i guess that has been updated to bumming osama.

no "beer for my horses" yet

Darryl Worley played at least a couple of shows on September 11th at the county fairgrounds in the tiny middle-of-nowhere town in where I grew up. This place is also like 1,000 miles from any actual 9/11 locations. I'm guessing they were the only ones who'd have him.

nashville studios are so nice. is that a Neve?

And here we go...

10!

One more thing ;]

Okay wait

"Shit in a bag, set it on fire/Open your door, there's a bag on fire"

lololololololololol, everyone on Psychopathic Records is shaking their heads at that line

Jesus I just noticed that was from the YouTube clip. I thought you were about to say you liked THIS too.

Baby Hugh Hef, that's my name
Korn brings the porn and a little of the fame
Baby Hugh Hef, that's my name
Fieldy's got game so you better be warned

nonstop lolz

Jesus I just noticed that was from the YouTube clip. I thought you were about to say you liked THIS too.

OH HELL NO

But now that you have heard it, you will never forget it.

the thing about "Fieldy's got game so you better be warned" that cracks me up is that it doesn't rhyme with ANYTHING before it or after it.

I like how Fieldy has no apparent concept of rhythm or rhyming and no one really tried to instruct him on either of these concepts before recording this song.

xp: hahahahaha YES EXACTLY

guys it's obviously this rhyme scheme: a, a, a, b

explain the second half, then:

Baby Hugh Hef, will mack in the sack
Dr. Dreams got game, that's my rep
Baby Hugh Hef, that's my name
Fieldy's Dreams... that's part of my game

uh c, d, a, a ???

this is hurting my brain

This is a list of bands or artists who would do a good job of singing the Fieldy's Dreams lyric "Shit in a bag / Light it on fire / Open the door, there's a bag on fire"

^heroic failure of a thread, imo

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Also "Korn brings the porn" makes me think less of the orgiastic pussymagnet lifestyle that he's presumably trying to convey, and more of Lil Jonathan Davis et al sneaking dogeared jazzmags past Fieldy's parents so they can all go and knock one out in the treehouse

there seriously can't be worse songs than that ever recorded let alone this decade, right? please?

the thing about "Fieldy's got game so you better be warned" that cracks me up is that it doesn't rhyme with ANYTHING before it or after it.

I think "warned" is supposed to rhyme with "Korn brings the porn". It's a pretty odd rhyme scheme, still.

Also, is there something wrong with the Yotube clip, or is that song supposed to sound like that? Because the volume level goes up-and-down, up-and-down all through the song.

I think "warned" is supposed to rhyme with "Korn brings the porn".

irl lols

i remember something about korn throwing lunch meat at porn actresses in some movie....i think that was real.

yeah not googling "korn porn lunch meat movie" no matter what

you're thinking about it though

i love that whiney just descends into apoplexy by the end

"Argh! Fuck you!"

guys, i'm a little burned out on this

― the unbearable lightness of sbing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, December 15, 2009 10:52 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that is all real, hoos

didn't Fieldy quit Korn because he became a born-again Christian? I'm not sure the Lord wants this to be taken as His work

no doubt about it man xp

didn't Fieldy quit Korn because he became a born-again Christian?

Nope, that was one of the guitarists.

did he have just as stupid a name?

"Head"

lol, right

Well, Brian "Head" Welch, to be more precise.

i'm writing tomorrow's post and i want to die

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM

i bet miccio's gonna be defending this one

Well, Brian "Head" Welch, to be more precise.

nah, I meant "lol that's right, no wonder I confused the two of these hilarious chumps"

Simple Plan?? Good Charlotte?? (xpost)

Baby Hugh Hef, that's my name
Korn brings the porn and a little of the fame
Baby Hugh Hef, that's my name
Fieldy's got game so you better be warned
Baby Hugh Hef, will mack in the sack
Dr. Dreams got game, that's my rep
Baby Hugh Hef, that's my name
Fieldy's Dreams... that's part of my game

"Argh! Fuck you! Fucking rapping Hamburglar in the McDonald's commercial stopped rhyming "name" with "game" somewhere in 1987."

Love this. Reads like someone screaming in impotent rage at MTV.

Somehow I find myself completely uninterested in what the other parts of his game are. The parts other than "Fieldy's Dreams", I mean.

Simple Plan??

simple plan only exists to bolster my defense of good charlotte.

I was so enraged when Clem compared AYWKUBTTOD to Simple Plan on Dancing. So. Enraged.