Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names

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D. Cizhun.

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Thursday, 1 January 2004 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Stinkfinger Clit and the Puzzled Panther Posse

― Teen Challenge Drug Addict Choir (mjt), Thursday, 1 January 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

c-molestah
mc dull
sonic hedgehoggy hedgehog
dim of tha yard
no flava

― plebian plebs (plebian), Thursday, 1 January 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Poo Diddy

― sym (shmuel), Thursday, 1 January 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Custos
I'd like to give a shout out to my homeys, especially Sonny A and da ILM Posse!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 1 January 2004 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Hitlah

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Friday, 2 January 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Bignificant.

― Rockist Scientist, Saturday, 3 January 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Tearz
Smoggie
Homothug Allstars
GloStix

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Saturday, 3 January 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy shit, "tupac chopra" and "Rap man" are genius!

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Saturday, 3 January 2004 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Fagolous

― Darrens8====D (DarrenK), Saturday, 3 January 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Nasty Fat Paedophile

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Minty Scent

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Flow-ella Benjamin

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Selv.

― Rockist Scientist, Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Mastaz of Da Universe
Glenn & Shorty

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

AV Cable

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 3 January 2004 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Madonna

― sym (shmuel), Saturday, 3 January 2004 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

KISH KASH >>>>>>>>> SPEAKERBOXXX/THE LOVE BELOW

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 3 January 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Blingless Po' Foke
3 Dolla Bill

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 4 January 2004 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Hubba Bubba
Twinkle Toez
Day Trada
MC Shimofobich

― sucka (sucka), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Trite

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

AZN

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Scrill O'Reilly

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Dolla Billz

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Donaldz (aka Da Burger King)

― cronopio, Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

MC SHOCKAH

If'n I ever get the chance to self-apply a moniker, I think this will be it.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 5 January 2004 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

and I'll back you up Kenan, if I get to be DJ Grebt!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 5 January 2004 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

MC 3-P.O.
Trans Fatty
Big Load
Professor Smile-a-Tron

― oops (Oops), Monday, 5 January 2004 08:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Marquee Smiff
Skraughn-EE BoAnZ
Tha Dissmonga
Muntie Stylz
DJ Man Hater
Ackwhizistionahll
Kay-Dee L'Ang
Dildo Biggunz
MC .3 Recurring

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 5 January 2004 08:19 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Vinyl Enthusiast
Wordy W. Wordo and the Nu-Matic Drillaz

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 5 January 2004 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Some people aren't really doing it right, but William is.

How about R'n'B ones?

Pure Luxury
Lubriderm
Platinum World

― The Thinking Man's Paris Hilton (DarrenK), Monday, 5 January 2004 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Costly Thangs (solo artist)
Pussy And Respect (m/f duo)

― The Thinking Man's Paris Hilton (DarrenK), Monday, 5 January 2004 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Garage Rock Acts:

The Rape
The Mucous
The Oldness
The Neck
The Back

― The Thinking Man's Paris Hilton (DarrenK), Monday, 5 January 2004 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

In'A-Kon-T-Nun-T'Al
Spiffy Hands
Solid Stool
Hugh G. Wang
Superdude 9K
Orange County Dracula
Spunkmaster Spunk
Can-Da-Real
Lauren Bootycall
Sonny Boy Hesketh-Riley

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 5 January 2004 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Innagadadaviduhbebe

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 5 January 2004 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, this thread is hilarious. I've thought of a few, and will possibly add more later. Tell me what you think:

MC Crystal Lyte
Whoop D. Whoop
Al Gore (or Ally Al) and Tha Funky Bunch

― Carrie M., Monday, 5 January 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Bitch-Ass Edward Smith
MC Dial-A-Whuppin'
Mar-Lo
Escalator Boom
Johnny Say Wha'?

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Tariq Ali

― Nik (Nik), Monday, 5 January 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Lo-Kaliber
DJ Krazee Krunch and the Munch Bunch
Vinegar Strokez
MC Nik-E Wire

― Jason J, Monday, 5 January 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Dogg-Faced Boi
MC BE (that shit be TOXIC, yo)
Da Assman (Da Assman Cometh, of course)
Da Prognosticatorz
Vomitus 3000

― el kabong, Monday, 5 January 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Herb N. Jungle (Herb pronounced without the 'h')

― oops (Oops), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Mohammed Atta

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 5 January 2004 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Bengal Boyz
Jay Kru
Keith "Night" Sweats
MC Glazed Donuts
Inspecta General
Cotton Ballaz

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 5 January 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Colt Cristal And The Forty-Four Magnumz
Big Gus
Electric Chaz
In-Def-A-Nit

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

4 Skin

― jeremyh, Monday, 5 January 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Mista Mista
Spazz Mo' D
Mark E. Smif 'N Wesson

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Strange Flava'd Rappa

Dopamine Jones and the Well-Foxy Free

Da Ruthlesss Dog-Strangluh

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, "Da Rufless Dog-Strangluh" would be even better.

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm from a small farm town and some guys in my high school had a rap group called Bubble Up.

They were:

MC Delta T (a physics equation or something?)
The Lyrical Miracle
and the Nicaraguan Nightmare (a strange inside joke about some kid who pronounced Nicaragua like the SNL skit)

I did a guest rap under the name OG Readmore the Educated Gangsta (which was based on this Saturday morning PSA where they had a cartoon cat who esposed the joys of reading name Oh Gee Readmore)

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Disco Stu

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

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