Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

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I know you sick-aaah than sick-aaah
When you see the rims flick-aaah

Teddy Riley (The Reverend), Monday, 20 October 2008 04:39 (seventeen years ago)

Don't get the grease on your pantyhose
I love you rover, move over, gotta blow my nose

Eazy, Monday, 20 October 2008 04:45 (seventeen years ago)

true is who is down to kill
old school like a buick bonneville
suicide
do a lotta pills

M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 20 October 2008 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

Some might even say this song is sexistist
Cause I ask the girls to rub on they breastseses

There is no Grodd but Mallah and Congorilla is His Prophet. (Oilyrags), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

i'm ridin in that escalade
same color as blue gatorade

kawał dobrej piosenki (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

^^pretty hot fake young dro lyric from soulja boy of all people

kawał dobrej piosenki (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

I'm fascinated by the way your nipples peak at me through your blouse
Freaky me, freaky you, can't help but be aroused

mujeres con dos, tres, quatro, cinco tetas (The Reverend), Saturday, 25 October 2008 11:38 (seventeen years ago)

You draw, better be Picasso, you know, the best
Cause if this is not so, ehhh, god bless

R$ (The Reverend), Sunday, 26 October 2008 05:00 (seventeen years ago)

yup, the dog's so god damn puuurty
stones same color michael jackson after suuuurgery

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

I smashed up the gray one, bought me a red
Every time we hit the parking lot we turn heads

4 Out of 5 Dentists (The Reverend), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

writin rhyme in the back of a black luxury toy
gettin sucked like niggas cannot fuck with me boy

and endless more from that song including:
1977, july 5th
conceived immaculately was me, my ma's gift

aconner2, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:32 (seventeen years ago)

What's the prognosis? Oh my lord
Another head chopped by the Wu-Tang sword

d-_-b (The Reverend), Thursday, 6 November 2008 06:40 (seventeen years ago)

I teach the truth to the youth, I say, "Hey youth!
Here's the truth, better start wearin' bullet-proof!"

Doctor Casino, Friday, 7 November 2008 01:22 (seventeen years ago)

I misremembered that Method Man line : (

It's:

What's the commotion? Oh my lord
Another cord chopped by the Wu-Tang sword

d-_-b (The Reverend), Friday, 7 November 2008 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

Honey look, I'm a monster don, I do monster things
That's why I put your ass under my arm

2nd Black President (The Reverend), Monday, 10 November 2008 09:33 (seventeen years ago)

I'm insane by a longshot, hey
Chuckwick Bill a.k.a. Charles Lee Ray

M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 10 November 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

blue and yellow jacob
gucci mane the glacier

myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha nh at this:

I'm slidin' on the glass
Got butter on my ass

mr. mayan end times guy (The Reverend), Thursday, 13 November 2008 07:43 (seventeen years ago)

The guns is like thunder
You could get rained on depending what cloud that you under

Mikaael Jackson (The Reverend), Sunday, 23 November 2008 07:46 (seventeen years ago)

We run streets like drunks run streetlights
We collidin' with life as we speak

Mikaael Jackson (The Reverend), Sunday, 23 November 2008 08:36 (seventeen years ago)

Your hottest thing to me, not a thing
Every day my crib is like the bada-bing

THE KRAMPUS (The Reverend), Saturday, 6 December 2008 12:47 (seventeen years ago)

my main chick says i burn money
cuz i, just blew five blunts worth two hunned

merriweather passantino pavilion (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 December 2008 01:03 (seventeen years ago)

Stuntin on Martin Luther, feelin’ just like a King
Guess this is what he meant when he said that he had a dream

pearsonic, Sunday, 14 December 2008 08:10 (seventeen years ago)

"I forgot my cheesesteak," that's what I told the cops
So they wouldn't get the dog, start searchin' for the glock

super ws bros (The Reverend), Saturday, 20 December 2008 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

Back to the subject, something you can dance to
Swizzy is a vandal, Wizzy is a candle

super ws bros (The Reverend), Sunday, 21 December 2008 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

i strap up with eagles
and throw bullets quick as mcnabb

hip-hop dance instructor (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 December 2008 07:39 (seventeen years ago)

this yankee
cost some ben frankies

hip-hop dance instructor (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 December 2008 07:40 (seventeen years ago)

ayo that's amazin
gun in yo mouth talk
verbal foul walk son

BIG HOOS is not a nacho purist fwiw (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 December 2008 07:43 (seventeen years ago)

Verbal foul hawk.

Also, there's no son.

brightscreamer, Friday, 26 December 2008 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

i always thought it was "verbal foul-off". which is obv. foul language used in competition like a bake-off.

touch 'em with a hot glock cook 'em like a crockpot hit 'em in the snotbox

subroc back to haunt, Friday, 26 December 2008 03:49 (seventeen years ago)

homophobia in rap lyrics is pretty lame, but this combination of words from Rock of Heltah Skeltah is pretty mesmerizing:

Homo-ass n****s, Omar minus the tough shit..
Just the snitchin'-and-suckin'-dick-and-dick-in-the-butt shit

It's snow, right? (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 26 December 2008 04:41 (seventeen years ago)

Slow death, no breath, hollows have you gaspin'
You rich? Just for you we got a lavish casket

The Reverend, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

higher than a martian, im not a local artist
when i was a local artist ten bricks in my mom's apartment

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 January 2009 08:55 (seventeen years ago)

You used to sushi, vino, and some calamari
You want a nigga who might grown up and be somebody

Et tu, Crut? (The Reverend), Friday, 9 January 2009 03:21 (seventeen years ago)

U fuck aroun be a for ten omma fay(d/s)

Hannah of Sumeria (usic), Friday, 9 January 2009 04:02 (seventeen years ago)

Tricks sell a nice dream, but bitch you'd have better luck
Trying to find 2pac than me buyin' you something off the ice cream truck

Et tu, Crut? (The Reverend), Monday, 12 January 2009 00:14 (seventeen years ago)

when you spit bout shit you did you better spit it right
cause i ain't only break ya jaw im'a break ya mike

FUTURE HOOS: stronger better faster hooser (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 January 2009 00:34 (seventeen years ago)

bitch i got a bunch of names
gettin head in the HOV lane

thunda lightning (clotpoll), Monday, 12 January 2009 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

yes!!

FUTURE HOOS: stronger better faster hooser (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 January 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

UH! Now what you know about them Texas boys?
Comin' down in candy toys, smokin' weed and talkin' noise

Jack Niggalas (The Reverend), Monday, 12 January 2009 08:10 (seventeen years ago)

Some be testin'
Keepin' 'em guessin'
Smile on my face
Got the Smith & Wesson

the chicano incarnation of benito juarez (primalfixations), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 00:14 (seventeen years ago)

CATCH HIM IN A DARK ALLEY
AND HIT HIS ASS WITH THE GRAND FINALE

The Reverend, Sunday, 18 January 2009 08:22 (seventeen years ago)

The law ain't concerned, they love us hustlers and dealers
They wanna tear our houses down so they can build some Ikeas

I'm in the building and I'm feeling myself (The Reverend), Sunday, 18 January 2009 10:38 (seventeen years ago)

oink oink bellow from the bacon with the brawniest frame/that roll on your hood like Tawny Kitaen

wkiwpedia (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

yall messin with some gangstas, riders, 9/11 survivors
if yall still want beef than holla

jordy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 25 January 2009 00:36 (seventeen years ago)

want to put this in the "mundanities of rap" thread, but can't find it:

And for the last 300 months
I made 16 albums with me on the front

The Reverend, Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

Pick up the handle and insert the potion
Cock the shit back in a calm-like motion

The Reverend, Saturday, 31 January 2009 06:07 (seventeen years ago)

i'm a young black man
that's a dangerous profession
any more gun questions
ask charlton heston

crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 31 January 2009 06:14 (seventeen years ago)

But I'm no sandwich, more like a manwich
Or maybe like a meal, which is much more real

The Reverend, Saturday, 31 January 2009 06:24 (seventeen years ago)


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