Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

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Just keep telling yourself that. Meanwhile, did you know that not everyone likes the same flavors of ice cream you do?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 July 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

mint chocolate chip to thread!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 21 July 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those who like Dave Matthews Band, and those who don't. And I would never want to have lived this life being one of the ones that don't.

The best band on earth = Dave Matthews Band.

Those who don't agree just suck, and that's the plain and simple truth.
Thank you, and goodnight.

"Some people like to drink.. some people don't. Some people like to think and some won't.. some people like to smoke a bowl, and some don't.. some people do.. and some people don't. But its ok, 'cause its meant to be that way." - Dave Matthews

Dave, obviously, is a little more tolerant of people with bad taste in music than I am.

Peace out nerds.
.BekaH

― Bekah, Monday, 21 July 2003 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

How ironic, the entire DMB thread summarized by a shitty DMB lyric.

― NA the Billion Dollar Hobo (Nick A.), Monday, 21 July 2003 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't we please just take this thread to the ASPCA and have it put to sleep? It keeps threatening to froth at the mouth.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 21 July 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

You'll never make it to 2000 with that attitude.

― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 21 July 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Thats okay. I just spend eternity partying like it's 1999.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 21 July 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, the humor on a monday morn

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh for fuck's sake why wont it just die?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave, obviously, is a little more tolerant of people with bad taste in music than I am.

Some lessons aren't learned, I see.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave Matthews Band will one day crack Britain. His genius means he can't remain unknown across the water. He just needs to tour and play Glastonbury to raise his profile.

― Lena, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Have we stumbled across the meaning of life yet?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.chattanooga.net/comedy/saget.JPG

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/dmb.jpg

i think this thread killed ILX for a day.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It Didn't because Dave Matthews Band IS the meaning of life!

― The Resurrector, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

is that anything like the Water of Life?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Paul: "Those who used DMB tried and failed?"
Rev Mother Mohiam: "They tried and died."

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"and how can this be? for Dave is the Kwisatz Haderach!"

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jul/20037222263406199904517.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jul/20037222263406199904517.jpg

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks.

stupid photoisland. i need to remember that they only allow one link per page.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

fun fact: the kid who played Alia grew up into the tasty Alicia Witt, who was the little piano-playing sister in "Twin Peaks", and was the freaky ex-porn chick in "Cecil B. Demented"

http://www.bombsite.com/images/cecil1.jpg
"jingle balls, jingle balls..."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

(I like that Bekah exposed her inner nerdiness by trolling a web board. You go, girl!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i love you all. i thought i was the only one who loved that movie (and is now creeped out by how hot alicia witt is."

― Felcher (Felcher), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Save this thread!

(This is Mark C, who never posts on ILM, volunteering for the ILXor army in the 100 Years of Dave Mattews War. I would be perfectly willing to lay my life down for the right to diss the least interesting, ambitious and vivacious music on the planet)

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

You imbeciles are powerless against the the likes of us. I'm afraid your first mistake has already been made in underestimating our sizeable assemblage of hippies and frat boys. Surrender yourselves now to evade the extreme humilation and agony of your inevitable defeat.

― Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Chuuuuuuuuk-SAH!
(*the first regiment of frat boy jarheads explodes into bloody, greasy giblets*)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

just like in Quake!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Surrender yourselves now to evade the extreme humilation and agony of your inevitable defeat.
We Fremen have a saying...
"God created DMB to test our patience."
One cannot go against the sick sense of humor of God.

...and his word shall carry death eternal
to those who stand against the righteous.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The RIGHTEOUS?!?!?!?!?!

― Felcher (Felcher), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

(I shall bend like a reed in the wind...)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

well, the self-righteous, then.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Felcher is secretly Sting? Oh dear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Chuuuuuuuuk-SAH!
BLADOW!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

DMB Fans all over the world dissapear in a splatter of gore.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

(gasp)
...Custos no longer needs the Weirding Module...

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

DEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-MMM'BEE! *BOOM*

"our name is now a killing word."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://ddraven.tripod.com/dune/

― Felcher (Felcher), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

hee hee. that's a cute quiz.

in other news, i never knew that Jack Nance was in _Dune_ until i was mucking about on IMDB yesterday.

http://www.davidlynch.de/nancedune.jpg

"There...was a fish...IN the percolater, my Baron."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i love the colors in that picture

― Felcher (Felcher), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

You fools! Did you honestly think that I would compose my regiment solely of frat boys and hippies? My master plan shall soon come into effect, and your attempts to rid the world of DMB fans will be a miserable failure. Heed my warning, for your cruel endeavors will not go unpunished.

― Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

looks like some freaky Wizard of Oz/emerald shit.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Foolish woman, our Jihad will Cleanse the Universe of ALL jam bands!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

god forbid what the frat boys & hippies would do even they ever got their hands on the spice Melange...

http://members.rogers.com/darlenescreations/hippies.jpg
Give me spice! Drive them into utter submission. You must not show the slightest pity or mercy... as only you can... Never stop!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

That CANNOT be a real photo. It HAS to be a holloween costume. Thats too friggin wretched for even the most acid-addled fule to wear.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Heed my warning, for your cruel endeavors will not go unpunished.
I.. I.. I've always been a big DMB fan... I mean, what's not to like? They're sweet, and they totally rock ... ! I never said nothin' bad about them. Help me out here, guys...

Wait - oh!
Foolish woman, our Jihad will Cleanse the Universe of ALL jam bands!
I hate DMB and all other jam bands. Buncha fucks. Screw 'em.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Did someone just secretly use "the voice" on dave225?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Your inane comments will no longer be tolerated, Custos. You leave me no choice but to kill you. Unless we are stopped, the wrath of a thousand cronies shall soon penetrate and demolish your army.

― Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

it's probably a pic of grown up frat types dressed up as hippies.

here's some real hippies

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Your inane comments will no longer be tolerated, Custos.
Try and stop me.
...
Ha, couldn't do it. (*Blows loud raspberry*)
You leave me no choice but to kill you.
I've got my personal shield on. You can't get me.

(Note: wouldn't it be hilarious if we found out that Allison was really Tanya Headon in disguise. And DMB turns out to be the only music she doesn't hate!)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

be careful! the slow blade penetrates!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

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