Keane: Whats Your opinion?

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They're not a rock band though. They're Adult Contemporary Piano Pop!

Also why "unintentionally wannabe-Bergman"? I've not seen the video and I'm not overly familiar with bergman's style but it's not beyond the realms of possibility that Keane said "We like Bergman, please make our video like Bergman". If they're as dull and middle class and polite as people say then surely they'll be into classic Euro-cinema.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 06:59 (twenty years ago)

The manager at a CD store I used to work at played their first album literally everyday. He loved it so much that he actually bought 4 different copies of, each of them slightly different (UK, US version with bonus track, etc).

The only thing nice about living in China is that I'll never ever hearthe new Keane single/album.
Actually, britpop is surprisingly popular here, so maybe someday I'll be walking around the streets and I'll hear someone blasting Keane. ugh.

Zachary Scott (Zach S), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 07:43 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
Woooo! Tom Chaplin's a drugfuck!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5273692.stm

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 08:15 (nineteen years ago)

he must have confused himself with a rockstar

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 08:22 (nineteen years ago)

he's doing it very professionally.

Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 08:43 (nineteen years ago)

rockstars seeking drug help = Lennon, Hendrix etc. turning in their graves

Scourage (Haberdager), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 09:02 (nineteen years ago)

They were going to play Ibiza Rocks? lol2010

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 09:05 (nineteen years ago)

he must have confused himself with a rockstar

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2006/08/22/PH2006082200456.jpg

"Am too a rock star. Am too."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

I always like this post-1990 crop of UK three piece bands where there's the lead doof and the two anonymous dorks. Kingmaker was kinda prescient.

http://www.limeweb.com/kingmaker/images/band1.jpg

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

KEANE = TALK TALK.
Chapter 1: 3 poshboys make soaring pop album without guitars, make a fortune.

Chapter 2: Go nuts with artistic and commercial pressures, hole themselves away in farmhouse and produce epic, organic songs about dying.

I'm so convinced about this that I've decided to get in on the ground floor. So I'm going to force myself to listen to "Hopes & Fears" in the same way as "The Party's Over".

You'll see. In 20 years they will be "who?" but also part of the canon.

-- Huey (hue...), March 3rd, 2005.

if this is true it will be nothing short of the best thing ever

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

Tom Chaplin officially on drugs is a sure indication of this actually happening. His 'I Believe In You' is simply begging to be written. Keane are the best band of the 00's, they just haven't realised it yet.

Scourage (Haberdager), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

He's 27 isn't he?

*tolling bells*

Brian... Jimi... Janis... Jim... Kurt... errrrrrrrrrrr, Tom Chaplin

dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

If he's in The Priory, the same rehab clinic as Pete Doherty and Justin from The Darkness, maybe they'll write songs together! (I don't think I would want to hear them, but anyway)

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:38 (nineteen years ago)

Wah, Justin is in rehab?

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

I heard he was in a hair transplant clinic

dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

yep, he is.

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 10:11 (nineteen years ago)

If it's possible to find out what combination of drink and drugs Tom's been taking then maybe we'll discover how to make the music sound good.

lexurian (lexurian), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 10:13 (nineteen years ago)

Keane Chaplin [Blando], Doherty [Shambolic] and Darkness Justin [Glam Dork]

Can the Priory clinic cure them never to inflict music on the British nation again, thanks

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmm. Just when you wondered how Keane could get any more boring and you find out that this was them off their tits. God help how dull they'll be sober.

T B (T B), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

Wah, Justin is in rehab?

Getting dropped by EMI must have made him sober up.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

well it's not like The Darkness' novelty rock was going to sell a second time around was it?

T B (T B), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

go tell it to the red hot chilli peppers/smiths/[insert other novelty act]

Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

They already had the second time around and 'were' working on the third.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

Turd more likely. I think it's actually an plot.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...
The gods clearly hate me today. Apparently the next single from these fools includes a cover of Depeche's "Enjoy the Silence."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 07:10 (nineteen years ago)

NO.

John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Friday, 5 January 2007 07:20 (nineteen years ago)

It's alright, Ned - they're probably releasing it on 3.5 floppy disk.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 5 January 2007 09:27 (nineteen years ago)

Keane. What an incredible band. My passion for them knows no bounds. Such stirring, yet somehow frail, melodic anthems. Obviously if they were to split up I'd be heartbroken, but I somehow feel that if any of them went off and did side projects, or even if, for whatever reason, they changed their name, I wouldn't feel at all the same about them. Whenever I hear rumours about such things happening I get worried... so worried in fact that I have to go round to their houses and give them a bit of a tongue lashing - "Oi! Keane! You are Keane! You will always be Keane! NEVER CHANGE!" - that kind of thing. Often I have to slap them around a bit as well, it sounds harsh but I feel it's the only way. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em Keane, that's my motto.

Ayethangyou.

ledge (ledge), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

The gods clearly hate me today. Apparently the next single from these fools includes a cover of Depeche's "Enjoy the Silence."

Ah the gazillion jokes we could make about said choice of cover. But alas no I think my migraine just exploded in a million more migraines.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

It's alright, Ned - they're probably releasing it on 3.5 floppy disk

A dream.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

"Somewhere We Only We Know" and "Nothing In The Way" = great. Most of their other singles = less good but still enjoyable. On the whole, their acute MOR melodic sensiblities more than make up for the lack of charisma/flamboyance, and the fact they seem to be dullards - but that could be unfair.

Freedom, Saturday, 23 August 2008 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

The only Keane related thing to have given me any pleasure was when someone (Charlie Brooker?) wrote that the singers face seemed to be made of 'runny cheese'.

spaghetti, Saturday, 23 August 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

I remember that. You're correct, it was Brooker.

chap, Saturday, 23 August 2008 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

Dull people tend to make the best music: Coldplay, Travis, Keane, Dodgy, Kooks. Noen of them providing the tabloids with the best headlines - all of them GREAT music.

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 23 August 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

(And going a bit back in time, you can add Howard Jones too - the press tends to get hostile towards acts that don't give them the headlines they need to sell papers)

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 23 August 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

Actually "HEADMASTER SUSPENDED FOR USING BIG FACED CHILD AS SATELLITE DISH" was about the singer from Keane

DJ Mencap, Saturday, 23 August 2008 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

THey should be slowly dunked into vast, tepid vats of each others' vomit for what they did to "She Sells Sanctuary."

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 23 August 2008 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

"She Sells Sanctuary" is rubbish anyway.

Freedom, Saturday, 23 August 2008 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

OUT

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 August 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

Ha!

Freedom, Saturday, 23 August 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

Geir's line about dull people reminds me of the guy on the DMB thread who said some of the best music ever is bland.

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 24 August 2008 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

After reading everything else in my bag after I forgot my book for the bus, I read that Spin piece on Coldplay and found myself wondering if they're actually the sound that I'll remember for the early 2000s (especially since, not being British nor particularly mindful, I can't tell Travis from Keane from Starsailor from Athlete).

Certainly seems like that's the background music for most of the advertisements aimed at my demographic (occasionally replaced by cooing female indie voice number three: vulnerable and fey). But whenever I hear that sort of sweeping, vague music, I feel like I've been sneezed on—damp and oozed-on and annoyed.

I eat cannibals, Sunday, 24 August 2008 07:53 (seventeen years ago)

fucking thing sucks.

Moka, Sunday, 24 August 2008 07:57 (seventeen years ago)

Geir's line about dull people reminds me of the guy on the DMB thread who said some of the best music ever is bland.

Dull people don't necessarily make dull music. For instance, Bach apparently was a very dull guy.

Geir Hongro, Sunday, 24 August 2008 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

truth bomb

Z S, Sunday, 24 August 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

When I described Keane as dull, I wasn't referring to the absence of tabloid headlines - that would be intensely idiotic - but rather to the fact that in interviews they come across as rather dull-minded. But, as I said, that may be unfair.

I think Keane might be damned by the bands they're associated with. Travis, Kooks, Athlete, Starsailor etc. are all fairly ghastly. What Keane have over them - superior songwriting, melodic sophistication - perhaps aren't sufficiently in-your-face characteristics for people not to just lump them in with all the other dullards.

Freedom, Sunday, 24 August 2008 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

And are the Kooks actually dull people? I know they said that the Strokes saved music, which is a pretty dull thing to say, but even so?

Freedom, Sunday, 24 August 2008 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

It's alright, Ned - they're probably releasing it on 3.5 floppy disk

I sincerely hope The White Stripes, Billy Childish or some other technologically luddite act does so.

Billy Dods, Sunday, 24 August 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

At the risk of being punched, I would say that "Spiralling" sounds like a mixture of Low-era Bowie and Colour of Spring era Talk Talk with what's-his-face from the Blue Nile on vocals, topped off with a post-ironic nod to "Fix Up Look Sharp" by Dizzee Rascal.

Freedom, Friday, 12 September 2008 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

^drunk

rizzx, Friday, 12 September 2008 20:45 (seventeen years ago)


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