R. Kelly: Ongoing Legal Process

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thank God we live in a country where a man can pee on a young girl and not have to go to jail for it

J0hn D., Friday, 13 June 2008 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

totally got this in my head now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_DTexNGn-U

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://koreantomcruise.muxtape.com/

forksclovetofu, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

You realize his next album is going to be titled "I Had Sex with an Underage Girl"

forksclovetofu, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

holy shit, i can't believe he got off (pun not intended)

Beatrix Kiddo, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

Beatrix Kiddo, though I may appreciate it that was a FAIL.
R Kelly wouldn't be as blatant as to title his album with something that would directly implicate him, it'd be something innocuous like 'Them Girls' and he'd sing some shit like (off the top of my head);
'I love them girls with the long hair, short hair, black hair, no hair down there, I love them girls with the big eyes, big thighs, come up to my thighs, I love them girls with the smooth skin, body a 10 just turned eleven, oooh..." and T. Pain would be on that joint and no one would be the wiser.
I better get royalties if this happens.

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

how the fuck?

The Reverend, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

Not my finest hour.

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

WOW amazing....don't care if it's offensive but I'm happy, more music from kells

chinchillas they can fit on gorillas, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

Fantastic.

Eazy, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

(the song parody, not the trial or chinch's comment!)

Eazy, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

count me in, very happy about the verdict here.

Jena, Saturday, 14 June 2008 10:46 (seventeen years ago)

Yup.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 14 June 2008 11:17 (seventeen years ago)

still cant believe this shit feelin like dan p up in this

The Reverend, Saturday, 14 June 2008 11:35 (seventeen years ago)

still cant believe this shit feelin like dan p up in this

-- The Reverend, Saturday, June 14, 2008 6:35 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lol lol lol

RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 14 June 2008 14:29 (seventeen years ago)

p

RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 14 June 2008 14:29 (seventeen years ago)

seriously, what the fuck

HI DERE, Saturday, 14 June 2008 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

BIRDS MUST NOT BE KEPT IN CAGES

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:13 (seventeen years ago)

PISS MUST NOT BE KEPT OFF CHILDREN

HI DERE, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:13 (seventeen years ago)

WOW amazing....don't care if it's offensive but I'm happy, more music from kells

-- chinchillas they can fit on gorillas, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:35 (Yesterday) Link

I'd probably be leaning toward this reaction a lot more if his current single wasn't as awful as "Hairbraider."

some dude, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgs5_YSVjtE

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://i30.tinypic.com/2sbskf8.jpg

^Best part.

Bodrick III, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

feelin like dan p = in a mood of r kelly hatred

The Reverend, Saturday, 14 June 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

this is pretty fucked up

deej, Saturday, 14 June 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

from an email I received earlier:
"It is my sincere hope that Tim Russert passed from this earth without
the knowledge that R.Kelly had been set free to inflict further pain on
families across this country."

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 14 June 2008 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

further piss

jeff, Saturday, 14 June 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

am0n, Thursday, 25 September 2008 03:10 (seventeen years ago)

^^ needs samples of R. Kelly saying "real talk" after every line

Darryl Strawberry (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 September 2008 04:47 (seventeen years ago)

please somebody do this..... it would make my lifetime

Darryl Strawberry (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 September 2008 04:48 (seventeen years ago)

The Eleventh Amendment goes as follows:
Celebrities are always innocent and no celebrity shall ever go to jail.

Geir Hongro, Thursday, 25 September 2008 08:12 (seventeen years ago)

ffs

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 25 September 2008 08:56 (seventeen years ago)

I'd though you said you'll leave ILX, Marcello.

Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:00 (seventeen years ago)

I'll retract that one.

It's difficult to touch anybody when you spend the whole of your life locked in one room.

LBC's Steve Allen good morning I'm afraid (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:05 (seventeen years ago)

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:07 (seventeen years ago)

[ADMIN: post deleted - over the line]

The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Thursday, 25 September 2008 11:01 (seventeen years ago)

Good thing you deleted that post, I hope Marcello realizes this sort of bullshit isn't tolerated on ILX anymore.

Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:05 (seventeen years ago)

aw what did i miss :[

am0n, Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:33 (seventeen years ago)

"that dude"

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:51 (seventeen years ago)

Taking up Flex's point about copping some responsibility, why do you think others (industry, DJs, Jay-Z) were comfortable for so long with him when it wasn't a well-kept secret in the first place? Was it just C.R.E.A.M (and the fact he's not on top anymore)? Was there a sense that his private life was private, or just that he wasn't going much further than the regular sex-with-groupies? How does this case work alongside hip hop masculinity / sexuality? Oh no! I just asked for some undergrad Cult. Studies essay...

paulhw, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

Taking up Flex's point about copping some responsibility, why do you think others (industry, DJs, Jay-Z) were comfortable for so long with him when it wasn't a well-kept secret in the first place? Was it just C.R.E.A.M (and the fact he's not on top anymore)? Was there a sense that his private life was private, or just that he wasn't going much further than the regular sex-with-groupies? How does this case work alongside hip hop masculinity / sexuality? Oh no! I just asked for some undergrad Cult. Studies essay...

― paulhw, Thursday, September 25, 2008 4:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Also keep in mind that industry types, especially rap industry types, are shady characters. This child porn charge is a stand-out, to be sure, but shootouts among entourages, gun charges, anddrugs all around the industry don't really make for a soapbox that anyone can preach to R Kelly from. Dangling modifier. I'll be tmost of his buddies just thought she was another groupie - a little young, sure, they don't really go for them like that - but a groupie nonetheless. I'll bet a lot of them even didn't know he liked that. Plus I'll bet people like label dealers and his agent are pretty much just all about the money like you said. And he's still making hits, so, shit, everyone wins, except the girl that got peed on.

skygreenleopard, Friday, 26 September 2008 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

what experience do you have with "rap industry types" exactly...?

ian, Friday, 26 September 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

maybe he's a rapper :)

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 September 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

everyone wins, except the girl that got peed on.

Cletus Tiffins (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 28 September 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

Probably already been posted but what the hey:

jim, Sunday, 28 September 2008 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

When you say teenage, how old we talkin'?

jim, Sunday, 28 September 2008 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

thanx i wanted to post that with the flex one but couldn't find it

eman, Sunday, 28 September 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

five years pass...

Wtf @ this thread

My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 December 2013 17:40 (twelve years ago)

very happy about the verdict here

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 20 December 2013 17:57 (twelve years ago)

Don't forget about can't pee on u

乒乓, Friday, 20 December 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)

three years pass...

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimderogatis/parents-told-police-r-kelly-is-keeping-women-in-a-cult

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Monday, 17 July 2017 14:50 (eight years ago)


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