Jay-Z / Nas hip-hop throw down? & other throw-downs? Pt. 2: The Saga Continues.

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I'm glad to see y'all keeping my stuff alive. That renaming thing (Manny 2 Anny), I started. You my ho, I started it on the old board, and the "you my son thing" (Qoolout Jr.) I started it. I'm just saying. Anyway, Best your lines are hot but I gotta agree with Steph, I was kinda feeling the 1st part of what 3:16 spat. But you gots to agree he stepped his game up, right? Hillis, the funniest man alive is Chris Rock. I get his joints mixed up a lil, Bring the Pain and Bigger and Blacker, but I think B&B was the best. He tells the truth and makes it funny. A few parts that had me laughing were: "AIDS; they will never cure AIDS. They could but there ain't no money in the cure; the money is in the medicine. A drug dealer makes his money on the comeback. Hopefully they will find a way for you to live with AIDS. You'll say what happen man, why didn't you come to work yesterday and the reply will be, "Man, my AIDS was acting up. You know when the weather gets like this they just flare up lol. Another part was about taxes. They shouldn't call it PAYING taxes, you get your check and it's just gone Social security gone, FICA gone. That's not a payment, that's a jack lol. And you don't get them back until you 65, meanwhile the average black man dies at 54. We should get ours back at 29, hypertension, high blood pressure, NYPD, something gonna get you. Oh yeah, how can I forget the Pac and Biggie part? MLK was assassinated, Malcolm X was assassinated, them two... got shot. I love 2pac and I love Biggie, but school will be opened on their B-day LOLOLOLOL. Speaking of the two, Hillis and Best, let me add my 2 cents as far as Nas being mentioned with them. Hillis, I think Nas deserves to be mentioned with them, mainly BIG because he didn't do as much as many people claim he did, but don't get me wrong, I love BIG's music, but he wasn't in the game that long. Maybe underground but I don't know. Now Best, if we gonna call a rapper # 23, it's gotta be Pac. Nas can flow, I love his music too, but Pac just was/is better. And he is dead and still competing. "Until the End of Time" is a powerful song and a pretty good CD. Now as far as Pac not blowing up until his 3rd CD... that's politics. Listen to the 1st two and you'll hear stuff like Papa's Song, Strugglin,' and Brenda's got a baby. Those songs, to me, are better than the songs found on Illmatic. Furthermore, the idea, I think, is to get better with each CD, just like Jordan got better each year. Thus, I gotta give it to Pac and say Nas may be the next # 23, maybe. Big J, those codes for GTA are tight, thanx dogg. Do you play that joint? Who y'all like in the playoffs? I'm still going with Pittsburgh. Hillis, you see that play Kordell did when he acted like he was walking off the field and then they hiked it? Who knows a lot about the Internet? I'm trying to get it on my PC and I wanna know what is the cheapest for unlimited access. Holla at me. Where is LOX? Happy MLK day to all.

Qoolout, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Vote for me! Vote for me! Don't vote for crack, vote for smack!"

Qoolout, dawg? What other stuff have folks been takin from you? You know I ain't bout infringin on copyrighted material. Like they say on middle school, "Plagiarism ain't qool." The Best, you know good and well 3:16 came with the goods on his last rhymes. Even when you and I was battlin, I knew you wasn't just rappin bullshit. It was good stuff, too. You know you tight, but you know 3:16 has been doin it, too. But for real, though. Leave them Sigmas alone. And Duke. You must just hate blue... Naw, really, I don't HATE Duke, but I ain't a Duke fan, either. I'm neutral. I didn't care too much for Battier (didn't his head look like a Michigan Wolverines football helmet?), but Jason William is cold and Dunleavy got skills. College basketball has never really done it for me. I'm an NBA man to the fullest. 3:16, you always gon be my nigga, even if you and H*WOOD go off on some boxing conversation that's too deep for me cuz I ain't on that level. All I know is De La Hoya, Jones, Jr, and that cat that beat De La Hoya (?Felipe Lopez, maybe?). But I can't even front about one of Best disses. Imaginin any rap lines spat in a foreign accent is funny, simply cuz I'm American and I ain't used to hearin rap in another tongue. But yo lines is still tight to def. Ya feel me?

Back to comedy, though. Qool, B&B is definitely funny, but Bring The Pain was still better to me. But in B&B, the funniest scenes are when he's like, "I got on the elevator, an two 20 yr. old white boys got on. And I just dove off! I said, Y'all ain't killin me!" Or how about when he was acting like an old Black man, and he started doin that dance? "Yeah, I got a White wife, but I love her, and she love me, so that's all that matter... but if the Revolution ever come, I'll kill her first! Just to show these crackers I mean business!" B&B, was straight hilarious. But Bring The Pain was funny the whole way through. "Second of all, he (Ron Goldman) was known to drive around in the car OJ bought for her (Nicole). Hmph. Think about THAT shit. I buy you a car. You gon let another man ride around in my car? Are you out of your fuckin mind?!" Classic! Classic! Or how about, "If I had a choice between the electric chair and tossin a salad, I'd be like, so where you plug it in?" Classic! Classic! But don't front on Ed Murph "Goonoe Goo Goo" and Martin "the water would glisten all over yo body." They had some good joints, too.

Yo, what's up with C-Murder? The tank ain't bout it, bout it, now. It's Romeo-ed out! What's he tryin to prove? Oh well, Corey should have plenty of time to write a few good lyrics like Pac did when he was in jail... The blasphemy!

"Yeah, let me get a box of juji fruits, a box of bon bons, a couple of junior mints, another box of juji fruits, and this nigga here's gonna pay for it... YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID, MOULIE! PAY FOR MY FUCKIN CANDY!!!" - Eddie Murphy pretendin to be a 5'2" Italian who just saw Rocky talkin to a 6'5" Black man

I'm out like a pizza delivery boy. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

C-Murder is either a thug trying to be a rapper, or a rapper trying to be a thug. I thinks he's the 2nd, and that shit never works.

Qoolout. I gots to agree with you bout Bigger and Blacker, but the best bit got to be "Black Mall", "love my black people, HATE my black mall!"

This verse is a bit longer than the ones i normally spit, so bear with me...

...I - Fuck with the Best like reefer//WILL - teach you gangsta you know you//NOT - turn off your fuckin' telly//LOSE - I robbed your ass already...

...A wise man told me don't argue with fools/but what about retards? "Nah thats cool"/How dare you call yourself the BEST, you don't deserve that title/SHUT UP MRS BACK! Yo shes gettin' suicidal/your whole fams fucked, your sister wants me in the bridal/she aint the only Nchekpube who rocks the vaginal/Your pops told me that while he was cleaning the urinal/We both know your styles weak, i dont need to bring the tidal/But this is a throwdown kid, you should of read it in the title/It also said the subject was hip hop/the way you flow even Elton think its rock/"What you say!" heres an 8-ball in a sock/who's the real best? Biggie and Pac/You should of thought of that before you thought up your name/post after post muthafuckers lyrically lame/I thought you were tryin' to diss me kid, it just aint the same/you callin' me a faggot? you repeatin' last week again/you like a dog with no teeth, all bark and no bite/"murder me in UK"?, put the gloves on, lets fight/but you're a credible rapper, yeah credible like Will Smith/while 3:16 just sits back with a spliff/you already fallin' over, you only had one sniff/Come on BACK, I thought you knew better/But while she reads this, your sister gets wetter/before you noticed she soaked through your sweater/"Why BACK's sweater?" I hear y'all ask/see, at the time, Back was eatin' out her ass/The 2nd bullet hits before the firsts even passed/The 1st aint miss though its hit your record collection/HOLD ON! Is that Britney Spears on closer inspection/DAMN! I just hit you in the kiddie pop section/Ricky Martins on the floor BACK?!? are you getting an erection!/Like Lauryn Hill you've had a miseducation/carry on this way you end up in a police station/Whats the charge officer, hustling on the block this time?/"nah, exposed himself to a little girl, age nine"/Now BACKS inside "HE DROPPED THE SOAP IN THE SHOWER!"/Walking like John Wayne for the next 24hours/Now your sis aint got nobody to eat starwberries out her butt/my Samsung got call barring, but she still trys, slut/you kinda gots to admire the bitches determination/with her sis, sorry bruv on extended vacation/Cryin' like a kid lost at Grand Central Station/Now you left the joint, I pull a .45 from my pocket/Grabbed your cheap chain before you even dropped it... ...stop it?... ...NO

Yo I got to agree with you Steph, where J-Dolo at? It was a while since he posted on the old thread too, maybe he retired silently. DOLO!!! WHERE YOU AT SON?

Usual shout out to all the vets.

"I WILL NOT LOSE" - Jay-Z

Peace

3:16, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16.. she's 12. If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26.. she's damn near 40!

HAHA!

3:16, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Everybody just stop for one minute and imagine 3:16 in person trying to rhyme with that British accent. LOfuckingL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" LMAO! ive never heard someone rap with a british accent but if i did im sure id have like a heart attack from the laughter. Ive played it Q but im getting it sometime next week, along with MTV Music Generator2. man people in no limit have some real corny ass names, Percy and Corey? what kind of bullshit is that. AND IM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL ON PACS OR BIGS BIRTHDAYS hahaha thanks for the idea who ever mentioned that. No offense to Pac fans but that man was INSANE, talkin bout how he wasnt meant to live his life like this and wanted to retire and become a gangter straight up crazy. AND GOD DAMN DID ANYONE SEE THE KNICKS GET SMOKED BY 43 POINTS BY THE FUCKING HORNETS? Spree went 0-9 from the field!!! He was held scoreless. damn i always be tellin people hes a bum but i didnt know he could be that sorry. Just further proof that the knicks are going to be the future Bulls next year. Hillis, besides the Lakers, whos your favorite team(s)? Yall know i gotta go with philly as #1 then Orlando, Toronto, and strangly enough, the Clippers(they got loads of talent). BIG wasnt rapping for too long but if you saw Jordan play(even though i dislike the hell out of him) only 3 or 5 games you would think damn hes probably the best ever. Damn if they werent murdered we would have punkasses like Nelly claimin they the best rapper out there. I was watching something on BIG and PAC on VH1 a couple of weeks ago and they was talkin bout how the murderer of Big was a corrupt cop and had ties with Suge and shit like that. anyway, i aint goin to school today so im gonna go play some classic Super Nintendo and regular Nintendo games.

"I ride through ya hood in a Mr. Softee truck Then pull a mac out a box of snow cones"-Redman

Big J, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hillis, sup dogg? Naw, man I ain't mean you. You cite your sources so we qool, and I done quoted you and I too told that you spat it. What about the part in "Raw" when Eddie Murphy had the homemade sandwich (the joint that will finger print you) and everybody else had the Big Macs? And he started crying with the long piece of drool? Or when his wife went on vacation and a man (named Dex I think) hit that. But still C. Rock got it locked: "They say it ain't no reason to hit a woman....There is a REASON to push an old man down the steps, you just shouldn't do it. 3:16, dogg that rhyme had me cracking up LOLOLOLOLOLOL. No offense but, where were these skills at first? "I just hit you in the kiddie pop section/Ricky Martins on the floor BACK?!? are you getting an erection!" I don't know what it has to do with anything but it was too funny. Big J, I heard about that show that said a cop had hit up Biggie. I usually don't listen to all that I hear on TV but I believe this story. If it is true that just shows how our system works. Let a police get shot, they will find the shooter. Pac and Big and regular people die everyday and they can't seem to find the shooter or shooters. I don't even wanna get started on this subject. Oh yeah, Hillis I was about to mention that part about "They tried to get on with me, so I just dove off. I said y'all ain't shooting me." One more time I gotta say "I love Pac and Big, but school will be open on their birthday" lol. Stay home Big J. Did you ever put your Nintendo games in the freezer? And somebody tell me, what is the cheapest Internet service?

Qoolout, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DAMN! Big Gay (whoops!) you stil got Back (ARGH!) up your ass?

SHIT! sorry if these words appear incoherent or any shit like that, spelling mistake come round cos i been in the student bar since 3 oclock and its nearly 6pm my time. Them God Damn 3 for 2 deals! and shit the fruit machine took nearly £10 off of me! ah well...

Qoolout, for real no offence taken, I just never needed to bring out any proper lyrics till now, looks like BACK stepped up to the plate, so i'ma pitch some real shit. Nah, I dont know what Ricky Martin got to do with it, but it sounded funny at the time. I guess that before I just made up the lines sat in front of a computer, this time I think them up in advance.

Steph, yo know theres nothing but love, thing is, there aint really no reason why I would rhyme bout anything else apart from how gay Back (OH MY GOD! STOP ME SAYING THAT WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!) is. You live anywhere in Montreal? I'ma be there some time next January. I dont know why I'm tellin' you now, hmmm... just seems like a good idea.

J-Dolo what, I think he's retired gracefully, but wheres LOX at thougfh. I'm missing your input kid.

Looks like we switched sports for comedy, so another highlight of the B&B CD (bought it in NY last time I was there) has got to be the little Monica Lewinski montage thing. "So Monica, what could you tell us that would suprise people about you - I used to be scared of the dick, now i throw lips to the shit, handle it like a real bitch". My God, shit had me rolling!

Everybody (maybe not back (ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!) though) gets my upmost respect, even Kazper, I'ma shout you out cos you coming up on here with some lyrics and shit. You earned my respect son, i'll try not to take the piss again (its an British saying, I understand if none of y'all get it). Hillis, you my dawg and that don't need no proving, Qoolout, you know we cool (all that talk of GTA3 is getting me jealous though, I only got GTA2!), ...Hollywood J/what more can I say... you keep talking sense up on here, keeping everything real, what do you think about the impending Lennox Lewis/Mike Tyson fight. Steph, you the minority seeing as yous a girl and all, you keeping me updated, keep repping North of the border, hopefully i'ma be doing that in July. LOX, man, you keep taking extended leaves from this thread. If you aint got no input, I aint worry bout that, keep it locked bro. I can not be fucked to write any more for the moment, I got soe work to to by thursday, so thats kinda taking priority. Just one thing though, Guitar music aint my stlye, but the Lauryn Hill track on Carlos Santana's joint is tight to def! Yeah its a bit old, but I aint heard it in a while.

Anyone I aint mention, sorry, but at least you read my shit, thanks. (Big Gay, I aint forget you, but seeing as you are so far up Back's (MUTHAFUCKER!!!!!!!!) ass, I can't see you, so, guess what kid... ...I'm throwing it down.

Peace

3:16, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Apparently the kid Corey shot was just 16. If he's found guilty hes gonna get put on death row. Can't say that he's gonna be mentioned in the same sentnce as Pac and Big though.

"Now your kids got RICKETTS! All cos you tried to keep a little money in the community!" - C Rock

Peace

3:16, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

so me, smeph, most of u know me as steph, but im really smeph. and DATZ MA NAME. SMEPH likes da music in da house, and dont u forget it. Im feelin it, Im Feelin, IM FEELIN IIITTTTTT. YEEAAA... U know sumtimes all da lyrics in deez rap, dayz talkin good shit, like 4 example, me, smeph, i was walkin down da street one day an outta no where he goes, "SMEPH!!!! YOUZ A HO!!!!" it waz so fuckin embarassing, i couldda diiieeeeddddd. Anywho, I (Smeph) actually agree dat deez rappers knows wat deyz talkin about sumtimes. Sheeeeeaaaatt

Smeph, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hold up, hold up, hold up... Did this muthafucka just say his name was Smeph? Smeph?! Boo.

"Mr. T be goin up to dudes and be like, Hey boy! Hey boy! You look mighty cute in them jeans. Now come over here, and fuck me in the ass. I'ma bend over now... Unnnnnngggggggghhhhhhh! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Hey boy, slow down! You mess around and cum too fast! Make me clench up my butt cheeks and rip ya dick off!"

- Eddie Murphy pretendin to be a gay Mr. T

Big J, I only really like the Lakers, and despise the Jazz. Other than that, I cheer for teams based on certain players. Like if the Lakers don't win, I'd like someone like the Kings, Wolves, Sixers, or Mavs to win. Or I just don't want the Spurs or Blazers to win.

Mack 10 sucks. Anybody notice how CMR is the fake No Limit? Come out from New Orleans real hot, kind of fall off, and sign a veteran West Coaster, but it just don't really fit. I'll smack C-Murder, though. Whether he did it or not. 3:16, for real, C-Murder is the next Pac. Mark my words...

"I remember we used to go to the creek, and you would dip yo head in the water, and yo hair would come down and lay over yo right eye. You had that good hair. Everybody had said you had Indian in yo family..."

-Martin from "You So Crazy!"

I'm out like side. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

damn 3:16 you keep talking shit to me then backing down.your lucky i dont want to come between you and the Best's beef and you know i can make short work of you like Hillis did kazper. so check yourself, youngin.

Q i aint never put no games in the freezer lol heh and what PS2 games do you have? right now all i have is NBA Live 2002 and Madden 2002.

And to Smeph or whatever the hell, chill with the cool-aid son, makes you hyper.

"If I thought y'all niggaz really wanted drama I'da been pulled out the armor, word to my momma I'ma -- hit y'all niggaz with somethin that you ain't never felt (WHAT?!) Hit y'all niggaz for frontin you caught up in that hell (WHAT?!)"

Big J, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Refer to the Bible, and recognize my style/ in most eyes im like, the half brother, Gods first step child/ and i notice that a demons' trying to manhandle my throne/ so i rep to the fullest and send his sissy ass home// crying to his mammy, whinin' to his pappy and shit/ but they tell him they cant help him/ up to him to handle this/ so he sits and he thinks, and begins to write/trying to come up with ways to deaden this light// im sorry lil "dunny" but your timing is wrong/ got an energizer battery, bulb a thousnd watts strong/ now your rhymes aint wack, i'll give you that, youv'e got potential/ just put the dictionary down,cause you lyrics feel artificial// im not a busy nigga, so i got a lil time to play/ at least make it worth the while, got me taking time out my day/ or do i have to make a list and place my name above yours/ your lyrics are cold, i spit flames hotter than oven doors// see, i aint got to disrespect you, talkin bout " yo mama " and shit/ since you's a sensitive ass nigga, it raises your temperature quick,/ and im not trying to do that/ trying to keep you here on earth/ but your style is adolesent,/ like you wrote yo shit post-birth,// so kneel down nigga, kiss my ring and my feet, realize you want " no beef " like sheep./ i gotta respect your stamina, you keep coming for more/ but im like diddy, " i cant stop " like i told you before//so i try to feel your pain, try to understand your flow/ but ima old cat, with a bad back, i just cant stoop that low/ and when your dead and your gone, ill come and visit you grave/ hell changes your attitude, nigga down there make you behave// but if you stay in your place, and try not to bite the hand/ i'll talk to my pops, and ask him to do what he can// ill be lookin for you, like a blind chinese/lyrically complex?............NEGRO PLEASE.

kazper, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

3:16 I wonder did you her about what happened today at the Tyson- Lewis conference if not go to ESPN.com and read about it. I also herd from my nigga that Tyson bit Lennox! I think there is no doubt that Tyson is a cannibal, but damn! He could have waited untill the fight to do that Geofrey Dommer Bullshit. Oh well, and speaking of Geofrey do you remember when Martin was talking about him in "You so crazy"! That was funny when he was impersonating him eating a black persons ass! And this is to Big J, you need to pick up Metal Gear Solid 2, NBA Street, and NBA 2k2. That NBA Live 2002 is shitty compaired to NBA 2k2. Only thing good about that game is the fact they have the real life shoes like my black and red shox I wore last year. Since I am talking about the NBA, why is Milwalkee still being overlooked. They are solid and they almost beat out the 76ers in the playoffs but they still get overlooked. They are sometimes boring to watch because they have a set offence but they still get the job done when needed. New Jersey, Clippers, and Minnesota are my favorite to watch. Mostly because when I am at home I watch NBA league pass on my parents account. They was heated when I did that because I live by myself, and they get the bill so when they saw it they called from Atlanta and tried to regulate over the phone. It was hillarious! And now back to the RAP thing. I wonder what the hell C-Murder was doing, and why he would be pursuaded to kill a 16 year old. I don't know anything about it but from what you guys are saying about it C-Murder nutted in his draws! Which means he screwed up big time! Anyways Shot out all who represent on here all day everyday! Yall know who yall is. And Keep me focus to the fullest!

Hollywood Jaimison, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Oh my God, it's him!!" "Who, Who is it?" The Best mothafuckas. Aiyo, yo, yo check it:

"Aiyo it's poision, rappers tryin' to come at me, it is poison/ British faggot ran by Queens, it it poison/ how could you try to imitate Steve, it is poison/ make this dolo get on his knees with my poison/ and any thoughts of takin' me down it is poison/ who want beef now my lyrics shall destroy them.....OUCH"

With that verse were you expecting to get a round of applause?/ cause Ima be the first to point out ya lyrical flaws/ plagiarism isn't the only crime committed, you crook/ Jay Z's bar, my references, what else have you took?/ copied my style by starting off ya rhyme with a hook/ this nigga is SHOOK/ but don't have the ONES like Mobb Deep/ this aint a lecture dun, why'd you post that long ass speech/ you wanna box?, but first you must increase ya reach/ Martin Luther King ass nigga preachin' nothing but peace/ my bullets display ya dome, and have that ass put to sleep/ you couldn't dream about awakenin' from this eternal rest/ check ya womanhood faggot, you have hair on ya breasts/ be spittin' hardcore, but you aint about the violence/ If I seen you on my block, I swear you'll be silent/ now tell me I'm liein'/ I'll make this prick my trick off client/ got niggaz killin' ya ovaries, forcin' you to scream louder/ been cocked so hard you can't get up like the fallen twin towers/ I'm similar to Nas because my lyrical style GAVE YOU POWER/ honestly yall, do you think that verse was his spits/ or do you feel someone was the PATRICK SWAZEY of his shit/ to comprehend/ this nigga has a GHOST for his rhymes/ I caught you cheating, now you must pay the lyrical fine/ how you plan to hit my sister, and you too have a cunt?/ But you still couldn't fuck cause it's that time of the month/ so give rhymin up, cause like Tommy Boy YOU JUST SUCK!!/ penis, cock, dick wood or whatever you perfer/ and when you address me son, make sure it's no and yes sir!!/ that's enough, of this embarrasing lyrical beating/ dun is mad, his eyes are red, and his face overheating.....FAGGOT!!

And since you love quoting Jay Z so much, how about this quote...."These fake thugs are UNGLUGGED like MTV"-Jay Z on Reasonable Doubt. Damn, look at him now makin' Unplugged albums LMAO!! "Nooooo, he's leavin'!!" "Who, who's leavin'?" The Best mothafuckas. ~1~

"I never sleep cause sleep is the cousin of death"-Nas

The Best, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

See man people always be tryin to diss NBA Live now a days but when NBA 2k2 came they all got silent cause the shit is garbage. you cant even bring your created players in franchise mode. I find nothing wrong with live but oh well. and them PS2 games cost too damn much. 50 fuckin dollars. oh well im getting a Gamecube sometime soon too. ooo and Iverson showed Jordan who the number one guard in the east is hahaha.

Big J, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Smeph, am I missing something? Hollywood, I saw the Tyson/Lewis Brawl on TV, they keep showing it over and over. this is what happened; They introduced Tyson onto this podium as former champ, then they introduced Lewis as undisputed champ, all with this corny ass music on in the background. Lennox took his time and Tyson got pissed, so when he stepped up Tyson strolled over. Both the boxers minders got in the way and Iron Mike threw a left hook at one that missed by a long way. Lewis threw a right that hit Tyson in the head, still with the corny ass music on. Lewis tried to kick Tyson in the head and Tyson bit his leg. The fight may not go ahead cos Tysons licsence aint been reviewed yet, and hes facing new rape charges. Ah well... Lewis would win anyway.

Back to THE beef, Stop being such a pussy Big Gay, This is where it ends, after this I aint going to respond to any types of disses wether they good or not (well maybe just a line or 2 haha!). So this is the last entry, its a bit long cos I did it to the beat on Ether (I know its been done before but I dont care), damn that last verse is stretched out! I know most of you got it, and all of you heard it, so it should make it easier to relate to. Here we go...

GUNSHOTS (FUCK BACK) wassup niggas, aiyo I know you aint talkin' bout me dawg, you, what (FUCK BACK) You been on my dick nigga, you love my style nigga (FUCK BACK)

I - Fuck with the Best like reefer, WILL - Teach you gangsta you know you, NOT - turn off your fuckin' telly, LOSE - I robbed your ass allready.

The bell rings, seconds out, round 3/the rest of y'all come on and vibe with me/ride with me/slide with me/get high with me/this is the latest offering from a matter-of-factual statistician/flow so precise they call me the statistician/you pissin' me off Back, assume the position/yeah i'm in UK/oh now its UGAY?/I shot, you sway/you lay/thats another life I take/I play high stakes/but never lose/what card you choose/you'll never find the ace/open ya eyes, take a look at my face/i've indentified the joker/pull your pants up Big J, this aint strip poker/back to Back now you looking down a roaster/check it

I - Fuck with the Best like reefer, WILL - Teach you gangsta you know you, NOT - turn off your fuckin' telly, LOSE - I robbed your ass allready

aiyo pass me the weed put my ashes out on the niggas man, aiyo you faggots y'all kneel and kiss the muthafuckin' ring

Ignore the accent, thats why you like Nasir/mad at me cos I'm sitting here/drinking beer/laughin' at the hip hop queer/you stranded on an island like Gilligan/another 3:16 diss well its time for me to kill again/your hearts in it Back but not your whole spirit/if I can snap you with my fingers I can kill you with a lyric/so I stepped my game up, checked out your criminal portfolio/you sick ass retard you robbed a girl with polio/stick to rhyming with Keenan like your name was Coolio/Put my hands up? Nah you first, heres my toolie yo/You'll never knock me down like my name was Jake La Motta/Try to diss me again then i'm afraid I gotta/can't say right now, I might get indicted/if you words make him happy, what gets Big Gay excited

I, WILL, NOT - turn off your fuckin' telly, LOSE - I robbed your ass allready

The King is back, where my crown at

I - Fuck with the Best like reefer, WILL - Teach you gangsta you know you, NOT - turn off your fuckin' telly, LOSE - I robbed your ass allready

Are you bandits in action or partners in crime/J who the corny one? y'all aint even post a rhyme/Nah this aint the US, dont need a gun to prove my manhood/c'mon Back lets take a tour round your neighbourhood/population 10,000, surnames 8/they call it the incest state/take your cousin on a date/I won't talk bout that, we know your sisters in traction/what could I do? unwanted physical attraction/SHE CAN'T GET NO, SATISFACTION/tight-knit fam like a taliban faction/y'all in Guantanamo Bay and aint allowed no interaction/ALL EYES ON ME well I'M READY TO DIE/try the 3:16 hate, duck, you can suck my/I gotta reference RZA for the last contribution/half the rhymes you spit fail the rest is lyrical pollution/you like P.Diddy, get someone else to write/your voicebox wouldn't last 10 seconds in a fight/so i'm running a clinic for the rap retarded/spit a whole verse before your lips even parted/The Chillie Peppers said that you GOT TO GIVE IT AWAY NOW/In all actuality I took it about a week ago/Q gave me this line, it went YOUS MY HO!/haha, too slow/your sister loves me though/had the bitch on my shit LIKE WOAH!/you know nuthin' about women/but extremely experienced in the ass division/you rhyming WHAT? you come across a lyrical collision/c'mon Back its not a difficult decision/stop or be stopped either way you fall short of me/Big Gay were you born in the ugly tree/and hit every last branch on the way down/in a bad state like an unfunny clown/even so you still manage to provide the humour/its a different kind of funny, like an asshole with a tumour/Is it de-ja-vu or a glitch in the MATRIX?/if you have 2 twins you probably have 2 pricks/get it, 2 pricks?/Where you from J, near Back in Ethiopia/I understand if you aint reply right away if theres a white kid scopin' ya/are you scared of him bitch yo that kids got myopia!

B-A-C-K, get gunned up and clapped quick/Big Gay Hobson, get gunned up and clapped quilck/You illiterate muthafuckers, gunned up and clapped quick/Hobson to Big Gay, DAMN you on Backs dick/2 little faggots get gunned up and clapped quick/how much of Backs cum you gonna wipe off your top lip/didn't want a throwdown, especially this last diss/YOU - DON'T - WANT - THIS!...

...he he!

"I WILL NOT LOSE" - Jay-Z

"Who dares, wins" - SAS motto

Peace

3:16, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yo i meant to say "they call me the mathematician" in the first verse. Whoops!

Shout outs to all the vets and smeph?

Peace

3:16, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

all of y'all should really take a look at this if you want to know more about NY rap, Jay-Z/Nas and all that shit. Check it out. http://www.nypress.com/15/4/news&columns/feature.cfm

Peace

3:16, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That article had alot of truth to it. Whoever wrote that did his homework. But one thing he failed to mention about Nas comeback is that he came clean with all he tried to do. Look at the beginning of the second verse on either. He admits he fell off, which to me was humble. I need to peep IRON FLAG. I might go copt that today or tomorrow.

I'm still hating Donovan McNabb for what he did to my BEARS, but I'll be over it to pull for him on Sunday.

Funniest Comedy.....I'll get back to you on that, if yah still on that.

3:16 you stepped up your skillz, now kazper needs a Casper - I'm playin, I believe you wrote it, I think.

Please don't forget to support the BEATS FOR CANIBUS FOUNDATION. He really needs your help. He got robbed by 50 cent in a battle. Canibus won but 50 had all his boys wit him. Bus said he was goin to get Onyx, Def Squad, and Flip Mode. This could get interesting. Canibus vowed that if 50 was ever seen on Battle-You Avenue again, he'd be deaded. But Canibus was true to his though, He said he'll battle you with a gun to his neck, yesterday he proved it. Anyway, we only have $100 left. This was because I had it in my shoe and 50 and his crew are scared to touch bo-bos. So we need your help.

Send all proceeds to:

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SecondSage, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Much better...

"I agree with the comparison to P. Diddy, cuz, kazper, you suck/now it's my turn to shoot rounds, so I suggest you duck//bout to end this battle quick, cuz I'm losin my patience/you make references to the weak, but compare me to greatest//label me 2Pac cuz kazper, U Can't C Me/kazper's rhymes are cute, but I think he's married to his hand, hee, hee!//kazper, the cowardly roach, has been crushed under my boot/now I'm on him just like BIG hollerin, Gimme the loot! Gimme the loot!/kazper, all ya spits is moot, I'm the undisputed king/you don't have the lyrical talent and skills to remove the king//the only throne you know is the one where you shit at/I'm not finsihed with kazper yet, so all my fans just sit back//everybody go and look at kazper's earlier spits/do any of y'all believe he really wrote that shit?//kazper's oven door spits are nothin compared to lyrics hot like the sun/and H3K is way too hard for a nigga that's soft like a bun//stand and face me like a man! oh wait! your heart's on the run/but I'll catch it and squash it flat, just because it'll be fun//refer to the Bible? check out Genesis, bro/like Eve, God placed you here specifically to be my ho//a la Qoolout versus Manny, everybody else can have some/like Snoop said, ain't no fun if the homies can't have none/unlike 3:16 versus The Best, this battle's lop sided/kazper, just give up! nigga, stop tryin/kazper, the friendly bitch, get gunned up and clapped quick/pull down your pants... damn, nigga, you have no dick!/H-3-K, he runnin this rap shit/kazper's bent over in submission, and he likes it, the fag bitch..."

Battlin kazper is easy and fun. I love that combination. 3:16, that shit was tight as fuck. For my sake, DON'T STOP! I have to live vicariously through you and The Best for havin good battles, cuz kazper is just so fuckin weak on the mic. You and Best keepin it interesting. I'm already ready for Best's comeback, and yo reply. For the good of the people, DON'T STOP RAPPIN!

Fuckin Lakers lose (WITH Shaq!) to the Nugs? Oh, hell...

Sage, sorry about Da Bears. I knew they were suspect, though. But they'll be all right. Anyway, I will be happy as long as the Rams don't win he Super Bowl. That's all I care about.

"Niggas act like they couldn't have been slaves... a modern day brother be like, I wish I was a slave. I'd fuck somebody up. Shit, tell me to bail some cotton, I'd a been on the street and shit, and master would have come up to me and been like, "Hey yo, nigger, bail this cotton!" I'da been like, "Suck my dick, massuh! Suck my motherfuckin dick! That's right, I ain't bailin a motherfucker!"

-Eddie Murphy, Delirious

I'm out like take. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I see 3:16 has grown some and decided to step up to me. I dont post rhymes simply because i probably cant and i just fix up songs from others, like i will do to you pretty soon. Redcoat motherfucker, i aint about to go all out on your British ass because there is no need to. "your simple words just dont move me"-??? as for me being a so called pussy? who are you to say that, i tried at leasy 3 times to get you started but your bitch ass refused to response so dont get me started on you because i garuntee i wont stop til you get some sense and realize YOU-WILL-LOSE.

Big J, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

3:16, once again you got me rolling. I suspect Best gonna really try to bring it to you this time. Oh yeah, that quote "you's my hoe," priceless. LOL, that's how you bring it. Hillis and Big J, Family Guy will be on at 8 Eastern time on Fox Thrusday. I don't know if you gonna get it or not down there Hillis, but look out for it. Your rhyme was funny too, and thanx 4 that shout out you gave me in it. That's how you bring it. You know I was about to go at cuz myself, but I guess he wanted it with you more. Fine with me. Big J, putting them games in the freezer made it easier to play. You didn't have to blow in them 100 times. H Wood, about C Murder, we don't know if he killed anyone or not. If they charged him with it, it's just a charge. Now as far as him being the next Pac....WHAT? I can't remember who said this but it was somebody on here. Need I say I disagree? Oh yeah Hollywood, regulating over the phone, picture that. Sounds like my peeps, lol. 3:16 my bad about the GTA talk, but you gotta get it and than you'll understand why I kept talking about it. And I was pulling for Tyson, but they probably won't even fight now. Big J, I got "Live" but the computer be tearing me up.

"When you are about to hit it, just let it happen and be quiet. Cause if you say the wrong thing, them panties will come up mighty quick. What? What you say? Oh naw, I'm leaving....Untie me!" ~Chris Rock

This is 4 you Hillis. I'm out like me. Get it?

Qoolout, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What up peeps? I couldn't find this post cuz i didnt know that this post was made. i thought everone stopped coming to the first post cuz everyone got bored, but everyone moved to pt 2,so my bad. What up thread vets (Qoolout, 3:16, Big J, Best "Your flows are sick", LOX, Hillis 3K, and Steph, and SecondSage. I read through most of the post and ya talked about everything from basketball to boxing, and the infamous Jay-z/Nas beef. Anyways, did Manny come back for real? Watch out Q. the Manny/Qoolout beef is one of the most memorable events in this thread's history. Anyways, who's ya pick on the Saturday night fight: WBC welter champ Sugar Shane (undefeated) or IBF welter Vernon Forrest (also undefeated). This should be a good fight although Shane will probably outbox Vernon cuz of his technicallity and skill but Vernon got the power and right hook. My money is on Sugar Shane. the winner will fight whoever wins out of WBA welter Andrew "6 heads" Lewis(undefeated) vs whoever he gonnna knock out. So before the year is over there will be a undisputed welterweight champ. Anyone see Tyson/Lewis? I dont want to turn this into sportscenter but i cant wait till the fight. I cant wait till Ali Vegas ("The Specialist") come out wit his tape. this niggas got skills and he dissed the hell out of Clue and F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S. Anyways, i'm out like kasper after he got roasted by the Best. One

J_Dolo, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i put niggas necks parallel to the deck like ceilings/ your'e losing feeling/ from here on out, no walking, just wheeling// collect your check,/ put the sticker on the back of your ride/ your mother cried/ too close, nigga, you could have died// now you aint walkin nowhere/ and damn sho' aint runnin shit/ so im " married to my hand? "/ least i got a working dick.// your'e paralized,/ like supermans latest edition/ FUBAR /Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition//and roaches have been here for millions of years/ and put to the test/ so i'll be here after your'e long gone / eating right through your flesh.// so now you sayin i got a ghost writer/ like this aint my shit/ like i got got a thosand niggas sittn here thinkin this shit// boy calm.....yo....nerves/ sit down, take a breather,/ i aint spittin supa ugly/ and that shit sho'l aint ether// nigga i'll abolish you like slavery,/ and have your life feeling,...undone/i'd have Martin Jr. come fuck you up/ but its black history month// and that cat gets kinda busy/ round this tima da year/ but as soon as March's near,/ have you cringing in fear// cause i'll tell you one thing bout this game/ and if you want to you can doubt/ two men enter the lyric arena/ but i bet im the only one out/................................. ...................................................................... ...................................breathin

kazper, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Oh my God, it's him!!" "Who, Who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

"I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best"

From the skys open up a mysterious portal/ thousands came upon the entrance of the rhymin' immortal/ that's ya last post eh, so you've basically quit/ put ya heart into that verse, and now your lyrically sick/ I'll provide you with a taste of my medical treat/ I apologize for not introducing you to the concrete/ that's where you'll end up if ya keep tryin' to come at me wrong/ and the difference between our rhymes is that you spit and I foam/ you're a immature little child, so leave ya father alone/ with ya eyes shut wishin' for THE BEST to be dethroned/ it's impossible, similar to a virgin with an STD/ reppin loud on the computer cause in England there isn't freedom of speech/ speakin' of freedom of speech don't push it cause I'll make ya face shatter/ rip out ya intestence, and mishandle ya gall bladder/ tamper with ya brain leavin' you desperate without a clue/ demolish ya lungs, so the machines will have to breath for you/ FUCK THIS SHIT DUN, MY RHYMES ARE ABOUT TO GET HECTIC!!/ Check it/ my words the ammunition and my pen is a weapon/ I'm managing a mission that'll send you to heaven/ what kind of bird are you son? I'm guessing a peasant/ I'm raps supremacy, any less is beheaded/ unlike ya responds, my replies come less than a second/ you'll never defeat me cause I'll get resurrected/ treat ya face like a radio cause ya teeth get ejected/ the fury from my fist is the pain ya jaw met with/ 3:16 is on the ground with the rest of his necklace/ my flow leaves you saddened while in great depression/ I'll come at you with a dose of my lyrical aggression/ It seems like gettin' dissed has become ya secretive fetish/ or an obsession/ with my IMAGINARY sister/ put carmex on ya lips cause they have now formed blisters/ ya knees have been buckled by shots from my four fifth/ I'll excuse my self in ya mouth cause you'll swallow my shit/ and every time you post you seem to commit lyrical theft/ now ya sentence is death, at the very hands of THE BEST/ I'll destroy every attribute of ya physical shape/ havin' ya fam screamin' "PLEASE DON'T BATTLE HIM FOR GOD'S SAKE!!"/ I'll jump in ya mouth and brutally attack ya soul/ Exploit ya hidden weaknesses and make you lose control/ Then travel up ya cerebral cortex and take over ya memory/ You'll go back in time and revisit all your unpleasantries/ Search deep in your anatomy, and invade ya dreams/ It's all in ya head coward, no one can hear your screams/ Before departing ya body, I'll set flame to ya heart/ Make the feelin' of love, hope, and honor rapidly fall apart/ Leave you internally damaged, but now it's time for my exit/ I'm always respected and you lyrically rejected/ furious at American immigration cause you weren't selected/ left freezin' in the cold helplessly naked/ now I got you ponderin' "DAMN THIS AINT WHAT I EXPECTED"/ Now I'm not Nas, but realize that I'm STILL on top/ I'm hot and you're not/ and constantly stay copped and you flopped/ and if you ever come to Queens I believe you'll get dropped/ popped and robbed/ cause thuggin is a typical day job/ read the papers dun, my niggaz always reck shop/ at ya computer screen hot headed beggin' me to stop/ aight then nigga, this time I'll let you off easy/ that's what you say during ejaculation with ya palms all greasy....FAGGOT!!!

"Im the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best"

"And you aint fuckin' nothin' nigga cause you on ya PERIOD"-The Best

"Noooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!! ~1~

The Best, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Steveina, you better have some more lyrical inspiration than just listening to Nas on "Ether" over 1000 times before you post if you wanna "battle" me son. Honestly dun, over 50 percent of ya bars are indirect lyrics from "someone" elses rhymes, but you didn't hear that from THE BEST. FOR THE SAKE OF BATTLIN', OR THIS "DISAGREEMENT" COME UP WITH YOUR OWN IDEAS/BARS!!!

"you'll never defeat me cause I'll get resurrected"-The Best

The Best, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah well... it seems that by popular demand my lines are still wanted. I said I was stopping cos I get another holiday at the end of this week, so I won't be here for a while. Big Gay! what the fuck are you on about saying that you brought it to me shit! name I time before now when YOU replied to me, huh!

Dolo, good to see you return god, you right, I got to give it to Sugar Shane too, but he got to watch out for the hook. If he pulls it off he' become one of the best boxers of all time.

One line...

...Back, after the 3rd time you should you really should know/qoolout you gave me this shit, Back: YOU MY HOE!!!!

Peace

3:16, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

see, this fag 3:16 wants a lyrical battle... i cant give him that. im an athlete you know i cant rap but ill give it a shot later.

Big J, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well you better hurry your ass up, I only got till Saturday to read that shit.

Steph, can I ask you one question, do you really want to be called "Smeph"? haha! Steph to smeph to smurf. Thats cool for real though.

Peace

3:16, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ok no, that wasn't me. SMEPH for fuck's sake, thats fucking gay! I dunno wat the fuck that wuz about....but anyway that wuz messed, whoever wrote that needs to take some sedatives.

Welcome back j-dolo! I went on the old thread yesterday and theres still those one-timers posting, its kinda funny, LOL.

Wow the lyrics keep gettin better and better, every time u all post them u step up ure style. And I agree with Hillis, don't stop the battlin, I love readin it.

Well i'm out for now. Shoutouts to everyone

Steph (NOT FUCKIN SMEPH)

Steph, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Aight 3:16 later today

Big J, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Man that was too nice, how about this. Later today you damn pussy. ah much better

Big J, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"kazper, you say you got a working dick, but you just do not/I said you married yo hand so you can stick it in ya twat//What in the world is in yo hand? What you got in that hand?/someone else's dick, someone else's balls, and an empty vaseline can//Roll out, young kazper, disappear from this thread/I got way too many deadly verses floatin round in my head//my lines are as classic as Shakespeare's Hamlet, young one/yo shit is bout as simple as See Spot Run//you're not roaches plural, kazper, you're a singular pest/so I can get rid of one roach without breakin a sweat//might I remind you that H3K is also similar to the sun?/if I ever go out all you roaches will be done//but I'm gon be around for a grip, while yo style gets played/kazper, look out, here comes someone with the RAID!//what y'all think kazper does when a human approaches/hmm, let's see, does he scatter like roaches?//slavery ain't abolished, kazper, it's just got a new twist/you're a slave in the mind, and I'm crackin the whip//the pain I bring is crucial, cuz I'm killin you slowly/a la Roots, I'll make you punk ass change ya name to Toby//you callin on Martin Jr. for peace, cuz I'm fatal like malign cancer/but fuck peace, I want violence even more than the Black panthers//stop replyin, kazper, you have no lyrical contribution/since I'm the hip- hop mastermind, I'm gon make a solution//Qoolout! Qoolout! Qoolout! Here it go.../tell, kazper, yes, yes he can be my ho//I'm bout to get paid for the dick kazper's been gettin/and he knows to hit the corners after it's finished//don't ask ya man for help, cuz he's workin for me/ET TU, BRUTE? Shut up, ho! Keep workin them streets!/I ain't forgot you said that your style was sweet//and know that last shit wasn't yous, you lyrical cheat!/you said you was like P. Diddy; he needed ghost writers/while my shit is original and loved like the game Street Fighter//my lyrics grab you like Zangief and do a spinning pile driver/or how about I toss a hot lyric at you and like Sagat yell, Tiger!/however I do it to you, you juts can't handle it/every time you write a rhyme I take it and dismantle it//break it down to it's atoms and show everyone the flaws/while you head to the laundry room to wash the shit out ya draws//I'm anointed as the king; that means I'm ordained by God/so when I blast ya ass in here just bow down and nod//don't keep tryin me, son, or I'll rebuke you with furious anger/and my wrath spreads to ya family, leavin all roaches in danger..."

Hill 3:16 says kazper's a friendly bitch. Get it? Hill? 3:16?

J-Dolo, I been givin it to kazper. The Best has been havin a respectable battle with 3:16, while I'm forced to battle the underdeveloped. But it's good to see you return. Qoolout? The answer is yes. Yes, I got it... LOL

I'm out like chill. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

AM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK(OH MY BAD BEST).ANYWAY I KNOW YALL MISSED ME AND BEEN WANTING TO HEAR FROM ME BUT,YOU KNOW ITS NOT AS INTERESTING AS IT USED TO BE.I USED TO BE LIKE "i cant wait o get to work so i could USE THE COMPUTER AND JUMP ON THE THREAD TO SEE WHATS WAS THE TOPIC OF THE DAY.SO I COULD MAKE MY OPINION ON IT.BUT NOW I DONT FEEL LIKE POSTING ANYMORE.SO WOULD YOU GUYS HELP ME OUT SO I COULD GET THE FEELING BACK IN TO ME.AIGHT THANK YO.AM OUT.AND I WONT STOP LIKE CABS FOR BLACKS.ONE!

LOX, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Im still pissed off about Jayz supposedly being the second best MC of all time. how gay is that

Big J, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

3:16 and Hillis, y'all get props from me. I made it a hot line/ y'all made it a hot rhyme. I gots to admit, y'all made that joint better than the original, lol. Big J, if that ain't your thing, I'd suggest you leave it alone because whoever you go at will clown you on it 4 forever. J-Dolo, welcome back up in here. Steph, I thought so. And I know somebody knows something about the Internet. I'ma keep asking until one of you tell me some info, lol. Holla

Qoolout, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"C MURDER WAS ARRESTED FOR FIRST DEGREE MURDER" LMMFAO..DAMN that shits gonna go over real good in court. i can see the judge now "so Mr......uuhh Murder do you understand the charges of first degree murder against you" i can picture now the defense attorney tryin to explain to the jury "my clients name c murder is just because he saw his poor mom murdered in front of him and he had to raise himself making 3 dollars a week street battling rappers where he took on the name c murder to honor his mother" lmao if they read off so many of shynes lyrics in court on his gun charge tryin to say he was rhyming about killing people u know theyre gonna beat this one to death ..no pun intended...haaaaaaa

phooltylt, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm gonn start out by sayin WELCOME BACK LOX GOOD TO HAVE U BACK

Did anyone here bout Jay-Z and R.Kelly makin a joint album? Well anywayz here's part of the article, u can read it all at
http://my.aol.com/news/news_story.psp?type=4&cat=0806&id=0 201241724391294
"The first single is the sexually explicit ``Honey,'' which played at the news event as Combs, Cochran and others bobbed their heads to the beat. When a reporter asked what the album's message would be for young people, R. Kelly said: ``This album is not Disneyland. ... It's up to the parents to bring the kids up the way they should.'' "

I dunno why but I found that comparison to Disneyland amusing.

Qool wat exactly is it u wanna know again?

later

Steph, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

props on the last one, got a nigga sweatin'

i come harder than one nigga packin two extra nutts/ you soft, like three thick hoes doin' da butt/ cramp my style,be like Fab, with a broke, chipped tooth/ have you sweatin like four fagets, in starter jackets, in a telephone booth// damn thats hot, have your fam butt naked in front of the Air conditioner/ fannin theyself with five pages of the sunday edition/ with my name on the front page, and my pic on the back/and a list of haters, that claim that im whack// now im far from " The Best " at least i know that ,you see/ but i know good and damn well "you" aint fuckin with me/ automatic, leaves your body twitchin sparaticlly/ you mad at me, i wouldn't be, i hate anger/ tragedy//and why you stuck on this "roach thing"/ your'e kinda scarin me "dun"/ you got a lotta fuckin experience squashin bugs just for fun/ i bet your childhood was gruesome, no body picked you for teams?/ they use to taunt you in the corner cause your low self esteem?// just grow up son, its over, you dont have to squish bugs/ it seems to me you need a psyciatrist and a hug/or a really good barney movie, and a P-B-and J,/ some milk, a pat on the back, and a big "it's okay"//but on the real you might as well put your hair in a bun/ cause your daddy wanted a daughter, not a sensitive son/ ................ (yawn) .....you tire me nigga, im damn near dying for sleep./ i think you need a nap too, maybe your style wont be weak,.....

goodnight, dont let the "bed bugs" bite.

kazper, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Steph, I'm tryin 2 find out which is the cheapest Internet service with unlimited access. And did y'all hear Eminem's diss called "girls"? I think it's toward some rock stars or something. (When is he gonna beef with a rapper?) Anyway, the joint is tight; I like it better than "takeover" and "ether" but "ether" is the most harsh. Em says "that diss leaked, I would never have given you that much attention intentionally." Anybody know what diss he's speaking of right there? And lastly, you NY peeps gotta help me with this. What is brolick; is it a real word, NY slang or what? I looked it up and I couldn't find it.

Qoolout, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I gotta hear what y'all think about this thing I just read from MTV.com. Dash sounds like he wanted Jay and Nas to fight it out with hands instead of with CDs. I could be wrong but read it for yourself. And it sounds like he is making excuses for Jay; I could be wrong, but just read it for yourself. Here is part of it:

"I don't consider it a loss," Jay's longtime business partner Damon Dash said. "It was a freestyle against a song. I feel if we're gonna battle we should keep it in the street. Don't put it on radio. It commercializes it. Then you have too many people judging it. ... When you're on top for a long period of time, they're probably gonna go with the person who hasn't been on top for a long period of time. 'Super Ugly' was just a freestyle that was meant for mixtapes, but it got put on such a bigger venue, it was considered a song."

The Roc-A-Fella mogul implied that Jay may be cooking up another comeback on either his upcoming Best of Both Worlds duet album with R. Kelly or the sequel to The Blueprint.

"If anybody knows Jay-Z, they know what he's gonna do," Dash said. "He'll never leave any questions unanswered. That's all I could say."

Oh yeah, I heard that it took him 2 hours to record "Super Ugly." I don't know if that's true or not, but if it took 2 hours, that's no longer a freestyle. Right? Maybe it started as a freestyle.

Qoolout, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the track "girls" on d-12's cd was a diss against the band limp bizkit and dj lethal (formerly of house of pain) because they said they would help him produce and lay down his dis on emcee everlast aka whitey ford and then they never did i guess. the dis "girls isnt bad though. em seems to get a little outrageous sometimes on his disses and i think everlast got the best of him on that battle. i wanna see him battle some other elite emcees too though..

phooltylt, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh yeah and the cheapest internet service i think is juno/netzero they merged $9.99 / mo. im not all that caught up in the nas / jay z battle my 2 cents on it hell no they're not gonna battle it out with fists theres no money in that, unless theyre gonna take it to pay per view or some shit and have don king promote it. the whole battle between them gives both nas and jay z so much free publicity and advertising that theyll keep doing it in the studio and probably drag it out long as possible. notice how high on the charts stillmatic is getting? im sure its helping blueprint too even though its not as high. i have to give it to nas though, jay z has got so watered down the last couple albums and so much mtv airplay it almost makes me sick. nas' marketing strategy with the jay z battle paid off as its gone platinum already i think. also he got some respect back after falling off his last album i think.

phooltylt, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Oh my God, it's him!!" "Who, Who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Aiyo, Steveina fuck popular demand you coward. Nigga my rhymes are always on DEMAND!! Don't use that as an excuse. Like I said, you "put ya heart into that verse, and now you're lyrically sick". Just accept your defeat like the strong woman you are. And how can I be ya hoe if I'm ya father, it's just not happenin' dun. Also, if you like Takeover so much, then why in the hell are your lyrics so "INFLUENCED" by Ether? Just admit it wo, you can't rhyme/battle, all you do is take other niggaz spits and twist the words around to make them look or sound like yours. I'm through gettin' at you though because lyrically you and I are on totally different levels, you're novice and I'm professional. Now Kazper, I have been peepin' ya flows dun, are you gettin' at me or are you reppin' me? LMAO at Q lookin' brolik up in the dictionary. Dun its a Queens slang, it basically means hard, bold, or "bout it bout it". Ah I don't mean to get off the subject, but what types of clothing (brand names) are you niggaz feelin'? I know different regions/states rep different types of clothes, but what's your typical every day fittings? You know me, I have to come laced with some Ice History, Coogi, Akademics, Enyce, Sean John, Phat Farm, and Polo for casual wear(YO YO, Hillis u know how we do). And shoes, I rep either Uptowns(Air Force Ones), the old Jordans (perferably patent leather, the 11's) or the infamous Tims (everyone should have at least one pair of these in their closet). Until next post........."Nooooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

"You'll never defeat me cause I'll get resurrected"-The Best

The Best, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Damn, kazper! Would actually challenge a nigga?

"Yawn, young kazper, you at it again?/once more H3K has to pick up the pad and the pen//I gotta SIXTH SENSE, so kazper, your lies are feeble/when I'm readin your rhymes I SEE DEAD PEOPLE//yeah, when I was a kid, I stomped roaches and smacked hoes wit powder/so kazper, bustin yo ass in this thread gives me nostalgia//kazper, I already said that your style was played/my lyrics comin too fast, they be leavin you dazed//I got the mic skills that yo whole family crave/I hit you harder than White boys hittin acid at a rave//I hit you harder than niggas hit bitches when runnin a train/address my flow as Jeffrey Dahmer cuz they eatin ya brain//kazper, tell the truth, dawg, you fiendin for my penis/but when I decline, it's from my heart so you know that I mean it//you're my ho and you're my bitch, but you can never be my woman/I'm only interested in you as long as them numbers keep comin//and them tricks keep turnin, I don't care if you can't breath easy/you's my muthafuckin ho! yo job is to please me//you say I need a hug, you must want to hug me, bitch/but I don't hug no ho, no tellin what disease I might get//I'm glad you know you ain't the best, cuz you lack lyrical wealth/but Big Hill snatched the crown and I'm keepin it for my self/H-3-K, he started this online rap shit/damn, kazper, how many times you gon respond with a wack diss?/I suggest you find an empty room and stick ya hand in yo puss/before kazper the cowardly roach, becomes kazper, the cowardly mush..."

"And I'm out this muthafucka!" - Bernie Mac

Wassup "Full Tilt"." I respect you comin in here like an adult. Fuck all that tip toein around shit. Say what you gotta say. Before I go, I wanna give Qoolout a shout out, J-Dolo a shout out, H*WOOD a shout out, young ma Steph a shout out, and the imposter a FUCK YOU! Where you is, boyee???

For my nigga 3:16... I! lace kazper with shit that's lethal, WILL! you claim you write yo shit but you do NOT! respect his weak ass lyrics LOSE! I'm laughin when I hear em...

For my nigga Big J...WHat you talkin bout, kazper?

For my nigga The Best...Oh no! He's leaving! Who? Who's leaving? Hill's Pest Control...

I'M OUT LIKE MY USIN ALL CAPS ASS NIGGA LOX. ONE!

Hillis 3000, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, and another quick thing, kazper, the friendly bitch... I'm a grown ass man, and that bed bugs shit is for lil children. So while you callin other niggas "Delicious," I'm talkin as loud as I want at a golf course. So to YOU, young dummy, I say...

"Goodnight. Don't let this rabid pit bull bite..."

Hillis 3000, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Man fuck 3:16 i aint even gonna deal with that pest.

Anyways, IM GETTIN SICK AND TIRED OF THESE NEW RAPPERS TRYIN TO REMAKE SONGS THAT AINT EVEN THAT OLD!I saw on bet that fag ja-rule and that slut j-lo REMADE A CLASSIC GRAIG MACK FLAVA IN YA EAR!!! THOSE TWO SONS OF BITCHES!!! and that bitch lil mo did the beat on snoop doggs song i forget what its called but its the one where they say sippin on gin and juice. and im gettin annoyed by these little motherfuckers like Nelly saying they the best. and like im thinkin LOX wil i might retire from this damn board cuz it aint fun anymore we got fags like 3:16 and kazper actin like they run it and we have the faggot imposter whos either 3:16 or kazper as well but who ever it is fuck you and that smeph shit was gay as hell.

"why in the hell am i locked in and they let them white boys free"- 2PAC MOTHER FUCKERS IM OUT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Big J, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i meant craig mack god damnit

Big J, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

LOX, good to see you back man, if you hadn't noticed, I just kicked Backs ass over the internet! HAHA!

Like I said J, didn't think so.

Best, Back, Butt, WHAT! "you say your rhymes are in DEMAND but your hip hops been grounded/never beat the kid thats lyrically rounded"

Like I say retard, I WILL NOT LOSE! I used Ether cos it was the 1st track i listened to when I came up with them lines. It was in my CD player you fuck. You got those where you from, CD, Compact Disc. You should get them in a few years time.

"So you read the lyrics now you clyinically depressed/3:16 in charge, so you being oppressed/HEARD IT ON THE GRAPEVINE you was seen in a dress/your "imaginary sister" just got nutted on the chest"

Yo I just played GTA3 for the first time! WOAH! Ran over a cop, stole his car, got out to hit some dudes with a bat, started a big ass rumble like Tyson/Lewis, and got hit in the head about 4 times with a baseball bat after killing about 5 dudes. i got to get myself a PS2!

Steph, Smeph, whatever. I didn't really think it was you, but you know, smeph sounds kinda cool! HAHA!...

"3:16 says, I JUST WHOOPED YOUR ASS!"

Peace

3:16, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thanx to phoolyit cuz for that info about the net and thanx to Hillis for telling me how to prounce his name. Best, lol, I ain't know, it could've been a real word. Most of the Roc was down in the DC area last night. I never even heard of most of them and Jay wasn't there. They were supposed to be goin to this club but 1st they were on the radio talking about it. They all spit these disses that I heard before, I think from hiphop.com. I know I heard em on some site before, but it seemed like they were trying to pass it off as a freestyle, lol. Maybe that's just how I took it, I don't know. But anyway, after they spit about Nas and Jada a lil, Flex said "Y'all goin get us fired." I guess he meant because they were saying to much about guns or something. So Beanie got on the mic and said, "sorry about that, we don't wanna get anybody fired, I take full responsibility." (LOL) Then he said, "but we had to do that. People think this man Nas is on top right now because he came back at my boy with "either." Then another DJ said "you know he got 5 mics for that?" Beans said, "I couldn't believe they gave him 5 mics for that CD. Anybody that comes at the Roc we gonna come to your town and air you out on the radio. Y'all saw what I did to Jada, he had to get his boys Styles and a lot of other people to come at me. (That's what they were doin for Jay, lol) We on top right now." Just wanted to give y'all that info. Does Beans really think he beat Jada? Jada hit him with, "I don't know why he talking all greasy when MACKS jam easy" and with "you forgot/ the reason that you signed to the ROC/ cause you listen and you watched/ and listen to The LOX/ all it a gun and a bomb/ and you got me on tape, Hard Knock Tour, huggin ya mom. I say Jada won. Y'all here that Canibus diss toward Beanie? Did he respond yet? And phooltyit, I knew the diss was about limp b, but on it he says "it was never released, it leaked." What diss is Em talking about?

Qoolout, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)


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