The most interesting pieces of pop music trivia that you know (that are 100% false)

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1120. James Brown's mama never did get him his licking stick.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

1121. When I was a little girl I had a police caution.

Boom Dershowitz (noodle vague), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

1122. Elliott Smith's last recording session was for Scott Walker's "The Drift" album in which he contributed vocals to the 9th track, The Escape.

Busdriver Stu (Dags), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

1117. All the original music for the BBC children's show The Tweenies is written by Pan Sonic.

Well, well. I've heard it was made by Panasonic! :/

tiit (tiit), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
Sonny Rollins is justly famous as "The Saxophone Colossus." What's not so well known is that many other tenor players have X-Men derived nicknames, such as Stan "Saxophone Shadowkat" Getz, Albert "Saxophone Wolverine" Ayler, Wayne "Saxophone Nightcrawler" Shorter and most curiously Ken "Saxophone Marvel Girl" Vandermark.

Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (Austin, Still), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

1124. After his singing career came to an effective halt, Rick Astley entered the business world, eventually becoming CEO of a successful canned tuna company. He invested his generous salary into some lucrative real estate deals, amassing more than twenty million in assets. However, he is now penniless, having squandered his fortune on a full-time dominatrix.

The Reverend Rodney J. Greene in a DIE BLIPSTER SCUM! tee (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
Now that the classic Dave Matthews thread has been revived, I figure the time was right for this other favourite to make its NU-ilm debut. So here it is...

1125. Todd Rundgren has a secret: He's dead. Yes, dead, dead since 29 January 1986. He was a stowaway aboard the Challenger, which tragically had a maximum capacity of seven and not, eight, and especially if the eighth happened to bring along a guitar, synth, and mixing board with the intent to create the first album recorded in space. At the time of his death, he had dozens of hours of tapes, which have been released at regular intervals ever since, one album at a time.

Myonga Vön Bontee, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

1126. The Arcade Fire's Win Butler look familiar to you? Perhaps you remember him from his previous musical incarnation as King Diamond.

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 08:02 (nineteen years ago)

1127. Whitney Houston did not have a drug problem. She was just very sad that MC Scat Cat's second album tanked.

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 08:04 (nineteen years ago)

1128. Those rumourmongers aren't entirely wrong - they're just gotten their bodily-fluids and respective donors/recipients mixed-up and conflated. The actual facts are:

a) Keith Richards DID get his blood changed, but not for heroin-free blood; rather, his blood was replaced with Rod Stewart's semen.

b) David Bowie DID get his stomach pumped; but the ejected content was found to consist entirely of Keith Richards's blood, and absolutely no semen.

Myonga Vön Bontee, Saturday, 31 March 2007 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

1129. Kate Nash's favourite thing to watch on television is the satirical political dialogues of John Bird and John Fortune, and intends to work on a George Parr musical in the near future.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

1130. The NME's yearly singles poll has been fixed for the past two years, where both times the legitimate winner was "The Weekend" by Michael Grey.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 26 May 2007 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

1131 The primary lyrical inspiration for Jay-Z's "I've got 99 problems but the bitches ain't one" was none other than Prefab Sprout's 1985 album track 'Desire As'. He's on record as a big fan, owning all their CDs up to and including last year's Paddy McAloon solo effort.

bidfurd, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

The Red Hot Chili Peppers single "Dani California" is reportedly based on one of bassist Flea's many 'babymamas.' Flea met this one on the set of Penelope Spheeris's 1984 classic film Suburbia, reportedly impregnating her just before the redneck guy runs over the child punk on the tricycle in the dramatic climax of the film. Flea also co-wrote the song "Give it Away" as a diss record towards the woman, who gave him an uncurable bout of AIDS.

Richard Wood Johnson, Friday, 3 August 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

1333. Amy Winehouse has an uncircumcised penis.

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 4 August 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

1334. Kate Bush's favourite Australian Rules Football team is the SANFL's South Adelaide. She doesn't follow the AFL but kinda likes Carlton.

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 4 August 2007 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

1335. The Gorillaz are actually a front for the remarkable musical talents of one man: Zombie Kurt Cobain.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 4 August 2007 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

1336. Jerry Lee Lewis owns the world's largest collection of Clarice Cliff pottery.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 4 August 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

1337. Director Jerry Zucker furiously lobbied Paramount Pictures to retain the original soundtrack of Ghost, written and performed by the Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 4 August 2007 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

1338. Danzig's new backing band is Fugazi.

Øystein, Saturday, 4 August 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

1339. the Strokes got their name from the band's ritual of rubbing each other's penises for good luck before each gig.

latebloomer, Saturday, 4 August 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

1340. Eazy-E's college roommate at University of Wisconsin at Madison was then-undiscovered Hollywood heartthrob Jeff Goldblum. The two hit it off immediately after they discovered their shared obsession with French violinist Jean-Luc Ponty. Later, when Eazy was fronting NWA, he asked Goldblum to provide a few bars for "One Less Bitch." Goldblum declined, citing that Ice Cube had once called him "a jew."

Richard Wood Johnson, Sunday, 5 August 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

1341. If you play Wolfmother's self-titled album backwards, you will hear the band proclaiming John Howard to be Australia's greatest ever Prime Minister and that "the young guys and girls out there should vote John Howard in the next election because his new workplace reforms are fair and will keep the country's economy on track - which those dirty socialist union bullies want to ruin!"

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

1342. brad pitt was considered for the role of ian curtis in the hotly anticipated biopic of the troubled joy division singer, 'control', but was deemed too "pretty" to be able to pull it off convinvingly. he was also advised by spouse angelina jolie that to portray a husband in such an unstable domestic environment would undoubtedly affect negatively on the impressionable mindset of adopted son, maddox.

Charlie Howard, Sunday, 5 August 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

1343. Ice Cube's crime record is more like Roman Polanski, really.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 5 August 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

1344. The first ever successful 50/50 grind in a professional skateboarding tournament was performed in 1990 by "Tennessee" Ernie Ford. He died the following year.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 5 August 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

1345. W.A.S.P.'s "Animal (Fuck Like a Beast)" stole its tune note for note from an obscure Freddie and the Dreamers b-side called "What a Groovy Girl". Freddie Garrity successfully sued the band, and received a song-writing credit on the track.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 5 August 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

1346. Seriously, nobody in the world gives a fuck about Jandek.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 5 August 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

1347. If I ever meet Newton Faulkner I promise to kick his knackers up into his ribcage.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 5 August 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

1348. Clifford the Big Red Dog was tapped to play the incendiary guitar solo that leads into Prince's "When Doves Cry," but canceled at the last minute because of side effects from a flea dip. Jazzman Olu Dara was calling in instead.

Richard Wood Johnson, Sunday, 5 August 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

um, 'called'

Richard Wood Johnson, Sunday, 5 August 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld played drums for an early incarnation of the Beastie Boys, but quit in frustration after Mike D refused to perform his contribution "What's the Deal With Lampshades" at concerts.

Richard Wood Johnson, Monday, 6 August 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

1346. Former Pogues frontman Shane MacGowan was reportedly the inspiration for the character Mimi Marquez in the Broadway musical "Rent."

Richard Wood Johnson, Monday, 6 August 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

1345. John Lennon's controversial 1972 tune "Woman is the Nigger of the World" was originally titled "Nigger is the Nigger of the World," but was changed after Arista head Clive Davis protested that the title used the racially-charged epithet 'nigger' too many times. Lennon had, at various points, considered using the terms 'spic', 'faggot', 'kike', and 'camel jockey' but settled on 'woman' after he noticed his wife Yoko Ono wailing into a microphone at the studio during the recording session.

Richard Wood Johnson, Monday, 6 August 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

1345 (con't). Lennon was said to be pleased with the change, as he found the lyrics "more metaphorical, innit?"

Richard Wood Johnson, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

1346. A.C. Slater (Mario Lopez) from TV's Saved by the Bell was the last person to see Kurt Cobain alive.

Richard Wood Johnson, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

^ a+

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

1347. Lord of the Rings effects crew; Weta Digital placed a scale Bone Thugs n Harmony concert into the Battle of Helms Deep as a joke, however unbeknownst to them, it's mentioned in the original books as Tolkien was a fan.

Hamildan, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 09:39 (eighteen years ago)

1348. Morrissey's favourite film is "Nuns on the Run".

acrobat, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 10:07 (eighteen years ago)

In addition to having a hook for a hand, Moulty also had a prosthetic face.

Richard Wood Johnson, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

Before his music career took off, James Brown was actually invited to sponsor the baptism of a large edible flounder, an offer which was accepted. So it's not just a nickname, he really was the Godfather of Halibut.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

groan.

Richard Wood Johnson, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

DU U C WAT I DID DERE?

Oilyrags, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

1351. "Ya Playin Yaself" by Jeru the Damaja was actually an attack on the then nascent "romo" genre, although heightened beef was caused when subliminals aimed at Dex Dexter frontman Xavior Roide were misinterpreted as a diss on the Bad Boy record label

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

1352. Wu-Tang Clan's Inspectah Deck is known better in academic circles as African-American scholar and social critic Cornell West.

Richard Wood Johnson, Friday, 10 August 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

1353. Thom Yorke invested the royalties from OK Computer in a buy-to-let empire of over 700 properties in Ashford, Kent. He employs Phil Selway, who earns nothing from his role in the band (this being a tax-avoidance scheme for Yorke's benefit), to manage the portfolio.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 10 August 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

1354. Conor Oberst named his group after a line from "Total Eclipse of the Heart" - "Turn around, bright eyes"

Michael F Gill, Friday, 10 August 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

1355. Cameron Crowe first made out with his future wife Nancy Wilson of Heart while listening--at Ms. Wilson's request--to the first side of Led Zeppelin IV. Mr. Crowe would combine this event with some advice he overheard from two young men in a record store about how to listen to an unspecified Tom Petty LP while researching his book, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, resulting in a memorable moment in the film of said book.

C. Grisso/McCain, Friday, 10 August 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

1347. Lord of the Rings effects crew; Weta Digital placed a scale Bone Thugs n Harmony concert into the Battle of Helms Deep as a joke, however unbeknownst to them, it's mentioned in the original books as Tolkien was a fan.

-- Hamildan, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 09:39 (2 days ago) Link

ROFL

latebloomer, Friday, 10 August 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

1356. As a show of support for his daughter, Lionel Richie is re-recording a new version of "Brick House", retitled "She's In The Big House"

[If Leno or somebody has already done essentially the same joke, I've never heard it. Still, my own fault for choosing an easy and obvious target.]

Myonga Vön Bontee, Friday, 10 August 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)


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