Village Voice's F2K

"Pray 4 Kiss"?

I guess that was already pretty clear though duh. I shouldn't post from my fone dammit

Actually, I didn't even think about that angle, but it makes total sense.

"Palaver 4 Kooks"

yeah i thought the whole p4k thing was well established

idolator should be renamed "idolator" like sugababes should be renamed "sugababes"

*_*

^^^ best username on ilx xp

hahaha I was going to post something similar

i never though i'd see the day when i was agreeing with lex AND the daily swarm. unfortunately it took one of my best friends losing her job to two typing tree stumps. it's a wacky world.

I’d like to give major props to Maura Johnston, who I’ve never met but have much respect for.

i think these two are like robin williams in BIG. robbie may look 35, but he's actually 12 *hijinks enuse* *on a music blog*

friend i believe you have confused your films

haha

He's thinking of Jack. Or Tom Hanks. It could go either way.

Robin Williams in Tom Hanks?

yeah sorry i meant JACK

why would you do that to me dan xp

what I do ain't pretty

Robin Williams in Tom Hanks?

Saving Ryan's Privates?

Frown-y2K

LOL

You know you're tired if you start confusing the 1990s "kids switching bodies with grown-ups" movies.

didn't coppala direct jack???

The body-switch movies were all late '80s: Big, Vice Versa, 18 Again, and Like Father, Like Son.

But there is a small class of '90s movies about kids who look creepily like adults, even though no body-switching has occurred, and within that you've got Jack and Clifford.

You're actually OTM about that, I was a little off

my comments on the shakira post never got moderated in ;_;

back to school solved the problem by replacing all the creepy-adult-looking-kids and kids-in-adult-bodies and adults-in-kids-bodies with rodney dangerfield.

yeah i thought the whole p4k thing was well established

Yeah, sorry, have just been dumbing down a bit. Trying to get a freelance writing gig with the new regime.

not that i am ever good at keeping threads on topic but please more bad music please

50. brokeNCYDE, “Bree Bree”
49. LL Cool J feat. Jennifer Lopez, “Control Myself”
48. The Moldy Peaches, “Who’s Got The Crack”
47. Akon, “Sorry, Blame It On Me”
46. Dynamite Hack, “Boyz-N-The-Hood”
45. James Blunt, “You’re Beautiful”
44. Aaron Carter, “America A O”
43. Basshunter, “Please Don’t Go”
42. 3 Doors Down, “Kryptonite”
41. Vanessa Hudgens, “Sneakernight”
40. Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi, and the Wu-Tang Clan, “For Heaven’s Sake 2000”
39. Aubrey O’Day feat. Roscoe Umali, “Never Fallin’”
38. Say Anything, “Got Your Money”
37. Satellite Party feat. Jim Morrison, “Woman In The Window”
36. Lady Sovereign, “Food Play”
35. Hampton The Hamster, “The Hampsterdance Song”
34. Happy Mondays, “Jelly Bean”
33. Heidi Montag, “Higher”
32. Smash Mouth, “I Wan’na Be Like You (The Monkey Song)”
31. 50 Cent, “Amusement Park”

Really now, is this all we're going to get? I feel shortchanged.

it will continue... i am just feeling damn impatient right now...

I can only imagine the huge advance they'll split based on traffic figures for the Top 31. Maura will be at Pitchfork by 2010.

dude you are just kind of a huge jerk, every time you post, and i cant tell if you think it makes people think youre funny, or cool, or what, but mostly it just makes you seem sad, and maybe a little lonely

Or postal.

Is it really Chris Ott, or just a chump pretending to be Chris Ott? Hard to differentiate, rly.

Someone with a pulse, please.

I didn't know you were into that.

heh I didn't read his post as sarcastic. so naive sometimes i guess.

Carles has done more to enliven pop music criticism in three months than Idolator did in three years.

you genuinely contribute less to this board than geir

Carles has done more to enliven pop music criticism in three months than Idolator did in three years.

Can we all SB this idiot now?

I predate geir, child.

"cool"?

i am honestly curious about this (I don't read that many blogs). can you explain? xpost

It's their admission, not mine. http://idolator.com/5131031

let go.

What? That post is about 86% directly quoted from Hipster Runoff. How does that explain anything?

time to read the comments. thanks.

O I C Carles is Hipster Runoff.

Whatever.

Carles has done more to enliven pop music criticism in three months than Idolator did in three years.

Tao Lin is a better writer than Dostoevsky.