Classic Album, FUCKING TERRIBLE Cover Art

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o god some the "psychedelic" hendrix photos that were on the covers of the cd reissues briefly during the nineties were awful and deserve a namecheck here. thankfully you could flip the book around and get the original covers.

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 23:38 (nineteen years ago) link

oh come on the Are You Experienced? album cover is damn near perfect.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 14 April 2005 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link

but the axis cover is perfect

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm not that crazy about shot from beneath a person, i think the 'give it away' video traumatized me.

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 23:44 (nineteen years ago) link

has anyone ever realized that De La's album cover has them making a PEACE SIGN with the typography & their heads???? LOL. Brilliance.

u guys really are contributing sum quite unterrible covers, by the way, (including the De La, the Soft Cell & the Peter Gabriel,--the first & last being easily be argued as sum the BEST ever) & also throwing out quite a few NOT-VERY-CLASSIC MUSIC SELECTIONS as well...

but personally, gigantic co-sign on the Brian Wilson SMiLE cover, same with the original intended cover as well. complete lazy non-happy-effect-giving, non thought out, non-anything C-R-A-P. what the hell happened??
http://wsucr.no-ip.org/smile.jpg

& though I fully disagree bout the very iconic & fully greatly-designed Day-Glow Hippy Peace Sign cover, I always though De La's second album: cover hindered me ever really accepting the album
http://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/d/delasoul~~~_delasouli_101b.jpg
just never actually wanted that shoddy cover in my collection. Never bought the record. Buhloone Mindstate was arguably worse, but with the much improved cover (Best De La cover award??) then I think it's impacted me much further listening & appreciating it.

Also, the second Pharcyde album cover is very mediocre, but especially the back cover. just sh*tty looking... bad photoshopped(?) gritty bitmapped purple lighting, & just bad general type & layout & everything. Especially compared ta the magnifincence of the first LP cover.


And not that anybody here'll likely know what I'm talking bout--Sticky Fingaz Black Trash Autobiography cover with him alternately in the fake braids & in the spiked-leather-jacket, running away from the cop car, with the sh*tty "red glare lights" just always looked real reallll disgustingly chunky bad turrible ta me. Never quite felt right leaving it on the display shelf though it's arguably a should-be-classic.

Cavebaby Jesus, Friday, 15 April 2005 00:34 (nineteen years ago) link

this one PWNS this thread:

http://www.musicmatic.de/Z/Zappa__7a.jpg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 00:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Eisbar so OTM that I have to go donate my innards to science.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 15 April 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link

gary numan's ghost is definitely not a classic, but it's NOT awful.

the cover, though -- yikes!

http://www.songlyricscollection.com/lyrics/g/gary-numan/exhibition-tour-1987-ghost/exhibition-tour-1987-ghost.jpg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 01:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Late to thread as always but I really like Anton Corbin's cover on Henry's Dream. I'll give you Let Love In though, Nick is much better served in a suit.

I always had a problem with this cover. It takes a nanosecond for something like that to automatically look dated:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000272N.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg


VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 April 2005 01:04 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, but ned's gonna hate me now!

http://www.wishville.co.uk/chameleons/images/sotb0001.jpg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 01:17 (nineteen years ago) link

i put most nick cave album covers in the AWFUL category on principle, for that AWFUL mullet he used to sport.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 01:18 (nineteen years ago) link

One of my favorite albums of all time.....but the cover is laughable....

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002KHH.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 15 April 2005 01:19 (nineteen years ago) link

The guy on the front of Paranoid reminds me of my 6-year-old self playing Star Wars in my back yard with a glow-in-the-dark lightsaber.

Yngwie AlmsteenMay (sgertz), Friday, 15 April 2005 01:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh man. That cover is BRILLIANT. He's p a r a n o i d !

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Friday, 15 April 2005 01:39 (nineteen years ago) link

No, actually, they're War Pigs (the original title of the record). Geddit? Pink? Weapons? War Pigs? Geddit?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 15 April 2005 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd800/d862/d86291nkvl6.jpg

a great great album, but the covers always bugged me

m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Friday, 15 April 2005 01:56 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004TUFG.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

- (smile), Friday, 15 April 2005 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

i mean, he looks like a geek. you can't wrap about not gamblin with sneaks when you look like a geek. love the album though.

- (smile), Friday, 15 April 2005 02:34 (nineteen years ago) link

rap*

- (smile), Friday, 15 April 2005 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Paranoid's cover really is a classic WTF. It makes you wonder if Black Sabbath was just as surprised when they saw it. Did they complain to their manager? Was it the band's idea? If so, were they having a good laugh? Were they so fucked up they though it wasn't hysterical? Did they think they're album would be so huge, the cover wouldn't matter? Or that the cover would attract so much attention because it is so fucked up?

Lemonade Salesman (Eleventy-Twelve), Friday, 15 April 2005 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link

http://homepages.tesco.net/~beautiful.day/images/ellipse.jpg

(I don't think Bardo Pond have ever had a good album cover)

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 15 April 2005 02:43 (nineteen years ago) link

The thing about Paranoid is that for a record that was so heavy and dark and angry and scary and...er..paranoid, it suffered from a sleeve that looked cheap and silly.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 15 April 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000240JU.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

all their cover art is pretty damn bad now that I think about it.

jason., Friday, 15 April 2005 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex, I agree 100%. When I first saw it, it was the stupidest cover I had ever seen at that time. I laughed and chalked it up to "back when things were lame and stupid" (back then I thought the 80s were the best decade ever and was way into Metallica).

Lemonade Salesman (Eleventy-Twelve), Friday, 15 April 2005 02:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I liked their first two album covers, but this is just bland
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000003BGM.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

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Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Friday, 15 April 2005 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Paranoid's cover is a letdown, yes. As are the aforementioned brilliant Nick Cave album covers.

It gives me great satisfaction though to see Ride's Going Blank Again here, though, because even though I don't think it's a "classic" album, the cover will always be much, much worse than its aural contents, and I think someone really did need to point out just how bad that cover is.

The Silent Disco of Glastonbury (Bimble...), Friday, 15 April 2005 03:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Also...

they fired original sleeve designer Mike Coles.

Which means they will burn in hell I hope.

The Silent Disco of Glastonbury (Bimble...), Friday, 15 April 2005 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000691TH.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

It's not so much that it's a visually bad cover....it's got an interesting design (cribbed from French film poster, i want to say....), but it just has zero to do with (a) the album, (b) the band. Sometimes -- as with the example of Junkyard -- that can be compelling. Not in this case.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 15 April 2005 03:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Paranoid's cover really is a classic WTF. It makes you wonder if Black Sabbath was just as surprised when they saw it. Did they complain to their manager? Was it the band's idea? If so, were they having a good laugh?

No, they hated it.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 15 April 2005 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I forgot to mention from earlier in this thread that Junkyard is indeed an awful record sleeve. Sometimes I'd come across that flipping through my records and think "are you serious?" The sleeve didn't exactly make me want to play the record, though I know there are some mighty good tracks on it.

The Silent Disco of Glastonbury (Bimble...), Friday, 15 April 2005 05:37 (nineteen years ago) link

If I could paste a picture here, it would be "Argybargy" from Squeeze.

zeus, Friday, 15 April 2005 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I forgot to mention from earlier in this thread that Junkyard is indeed an awful record sleeve.

...he's spot on with Junkyard as well, which I always found somewhat bizarre.

What's wrong with you people?? Junkyard is the greatest album cover of all time!!

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 15 April 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link

it's cheesy! and it looks like something that some sorta sub-molly hatchet type band should use, not the birthday party!!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 23:59 (nineteen years ago) link

(I don't think Bardo Pond have ever had a good album cover)

You hurt me, Barry!

Organized Crime (Leee), Saturday, 16 April 2005 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I think that Bardo Pond comment was backwards. I really like that cover illustration but god, what a boring band.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Saturday, 16 April 2005 06:22 (nineteen years ago) link

http://media.bestprices.com/content/music/10/526112.jpg

Ludo (Ludo), Saturday, 16 April 2005 08:58 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

I can't believe someone thinks New Order's "Technique" has a bad cover. It's in my top 10 covers of all time. I think only "Power Corruption and Lies" is better.

daavid, Friday, 15 February 2008 05:46 (sixteen years ago) link

The cover for Paranoid gets a raw deal. I know the guy's supposed to be a "War Pig" (which was the original album title iirc), but he actually does look paranoid, don't you think?

latebloomer, Friday, 15 February 2008 07:25 (sixteen years ago) link

If by "paranoid" you mean indefensibly silly, then yes.

Alex in NYC, Friday, 15 February 2008 13:46 (sixteen years ago) link

The "Paranoid" single cover is even funnier:

http://www.fannins-collectables.com/images/b_listing/black_sabbath/paranoid/bss101_fc-fs.jpg

Tuomas, Friday, 15 February 2008 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Can anyone tell why the cop in the album cover is wielding a sword? I don't think cops had swords in the seventies.

Tuomas, Friday, 15 February 2008 14:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I like most of these covers! But as I said in the other thread, it's personal opinion. It's not like these artists were like" Yeah! Let's make a terrible album cover that everyone will bash!"
I don't see that happening.

our work is never over, Friday, 15 February 2008 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link

How about Black Sabbath "Born Again"? That's the worst cover of all time. The album overcame that and a botched production job to come out pretty goddamn good.

Bill Magill, Friday, 15 February 2008 14:59 (sixteen years ago) link

The Paranoid single cover's brilliant!

chap, Friday, 15 February 2008 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

six months pass...

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/2985.jpg

asthmatic american, Monday, 1 September 2008 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link


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