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ghastly!

that heidi montag song better place

ha was just thinking the same thing

It seems being non-American saves you from some crappy music. I haven't even heard about half of this artists, let alone heard their songs. I think "Control Myself" and "You're Beautiful" are the only ones I'd heard before... And with the latter tune I didn't know before who performs it, as I'd only heard it on radio.

― Tuomas, lunes 26 de octubre de 2009 19:19

Pretty sure the hatred for the songs will be more universal as the list reaches climax, tho. Only two songs I've ever heard from the list so far are Kryptonite and Beautiful. If this is really a demographic thing my ears are extremely grateful for not living in the states. Then again, a great deal of music which did ended up being a hit in my country makes this set of songs sound like immense works of art in comparison.

Just so you feel deeply sorry for me. This was a massive hit two summers ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnoaj8b2bGM

hahahahahahahahaha I remember this song

i love this song, as a matter of fact, i love my dog to this song. aka my girl because females are not humans they are robots created by the lord jesus christ to give us blow jobs and anal pleasures. they do not have feelings nor rights but this song rules and you can all smoke my big fat cock. CHACCARON!!!!!

― mike bready jr, Saturday, April 22, 2006 1:32 AM

Pretty sure the hatred for the songs will be more universal as the list reaches climax, tho.

Maybe so, but number 39 is yet another artist and song I'd never heard about before.

Btw, Chacarron is awesome both as a parody and as an actual song! If it will be on the list, I'll be disappointed.

Things you've never heard about before? I am shocked.

Tuomas, have you heard of Danity Kane, the group she came from? It's the most recent girl group put together by Diddy, specifically the song "Damaged" (which is about a bazillion times better than Aubrey's solo nonsense):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd5qfva5h90

No, never heard of them. But I haven't owned a radio nor a TV for most of this decade, so clubbing and ILX and friends have been pretty much the only sources for learning about new pop music.

Want prosperity? Index ranks Finland as place to be

Though I'm sure Finnish radio would never play stuff like that Kryptonite song, it sounds like the sort of stuff that's popular in America only.

waiting for Flobots

Beckett's worst play

"Well, shall we flow?"
"Yes, let's flow."
They do not flow.

38!

that totally hilars brohammer from your freshman dorm who borrowed your laundry basket all the time and then freestyled that funny rap about laundry baskets, remember that?

Okay, I don't usually advocate murder, but Say Anything has gone too far.

Alex in NYC, if you're listening, pls send me some cool crazy ass phrase to sum up my feelings about this.

I'm convinced Dan has just listened to this and gone catatonic.

holy fucking shit this is horrible

BTW since I know you all really wanted a YouTube playlist for everything so far (and everything to come):

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=EA5E8AC76BD79FFD

Perfect for clearing the room after your parties have gone on too long.

hahahaha

I could seriously have lived without ever having to have seen Cisco Adler's cock come up in a GIS, thanks.

even though I enjoy most of the tracks on the list I know already, I'm not going anywhere near that playlist.

Started to put together a Spotify playlist, but missing too many to justify it at the moment. Perhaps as the list progresses more will be available. A lot of Aaron Carter but no America AO. Basshunter also shamefully absent.

okay wtf I finally broke down and played the Aaron Carter song

I mean, WHY

I actually really like Say Anything, but I've managed to avoid that particular cover. Going to try and keep it that way too, thanks.

Yeah, Say Anything are amazing, but that cover is downright awful. Which, it was made for a one-off punk-crunk compilation. Were you expecting it to be any good?

I'm sure that compilation is a treasure-trove of horrific songs. I can't imagine the New Found Glory cover is better than the Say Anything cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExCvsFFmgtM

got that right. woof.

okay, AMAZING? Say Anything are AMAZING?????????

what the hell

based on that i am now listening to say anything songs on their website, and cursing the day that god invented ears, music, recording, rock bands, the internet, and streaming audio

honestly i love my rock music and all...but at this point let's just shut it down. the operation has been compromised.

I mean, it's kind of like how can you possibly be a normal, functioning human being who is well-adjusted and normalized into modern society, then turn around and say something like "Say Anything is amazing"? Aren't you basically half a step away from throwing co-eds into Jigsaw traps at that point?

people overuse 'amazing' and 'awesome' all the time... in the 21st-century lexicon they often mean little more than 'mildly pleasing'.

yr missing the point

I think the Say Anything song "Alive With the Glory with Love" is amazing (not using the word hyperbolically). None of their other songs have made quite the impact. I like the band, tho. I enjoyed Two Tongues, and I'm looking forward to the new album.

xp

not really. one person likes 'em, another doesn't. the usual.

okay seriously, listening to "Alive With The Glory With Love" now and am expecting Ashton Kutcher to pop his head around my cubicle wall any second

honestly. you guys all koganed your brains out or something.

like i'm all for pop emphera, like music that sounds like how 7-up looks, but this is just all the whiney horrid vocalisms that have ruined indie rock filter through wack third wave 90s pop punk ska bands and then run through bad modern rock studio sounds

it doesn't work as rock or as catchy pop music.

it's like a popcicle made of mcnuggets

but it's nice to pinpoint where exactly popism became stockholm syndrome

popholm syndrome

not to be confused with pophole syndrome

music that sounds like how 7-up looks

hah, i haven't actually listened to ~any of the songs on this thread yet, but this is perfect

Say Anything are a very good band and their first album is one of the best of the decade imo. don't see anything popist or koganed out about holding that opinion, since they're pretty middle tier as far as major label emo bands go.

okay seriously, listening to "Alive With The Glory With Love" now and am expecting Ashton Kutcher to pop his head around my cubicle wall any second

― ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Wednesday, October 28, 2009 9:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

lmao

37!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this thing, what the hell

This is what The Farm sounds like to everyone but me, isn't it?