I am assuming "Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell" and "Stars Are Blind" are going to pop up on here eventually (low 40s for Das Racist, high 20s for Paris).
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought Whiney really genuinely liked the Das Racist song
― some dude, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Maura is doing this, too!
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 13:57 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm sorry that it took so long to see . . . But I was on tour with Gwen Stefani
lol
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 21 October 2009 14:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I really genuinely like "Stars Are Blind".
― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 14:07 (fourteen years ago) link
A bunch of people do! A bunch of people also genuinely like brokeNCYDE (of course those people are "the dudes in "brokeNCYDE")
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link
2) that LL was purposely recycling his "Going Back To Cali" flow for old school points
actually the flow seems straight jacked from "Funky Cold Medina"...I'm always tempted to insert "like Mick Jagger said I can't get no satisfaction" in the verses.
that said, I love Control Myself and will rep the hell out of it.
― musically, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 14:14 (fourteen years ago) link
well LL did "Cali" but not "Funky Cold Medina" and he did a bunch of interviews namechecking "Cali" when "Control Myself" came out so
― some dude, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link
oh look at that whiny is blogging
― am0n, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link
i know LL didn't do Funky Cold Medina, i'm saying the flow is identical.
― musically, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link
blogs very much in character
― access flap (omar little), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah...but if I'm talking about what LL was "purposefully" going for and referencing his own words, while you're saying "actually" like you're dropping a truth bomb or contradicting what i was saying at all
― some dude, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link
also the meter is way closer to "Cali" than "Medina," you're still wrong
― some dude, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
46!
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link
oh this fucking thing
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
woah i totally thought dynamite hack was the 90s....next you'll tell me wheatus teenage dirtbag was the 00s too
― could it be that it was all so shipley? (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
"Teenage Dirtbag" is a single by Wheatus, released in 2000.
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link
aiyeeeeeeeeeeeee1111111!!!!
okay harvey danger was the 90s still right?
― could it be that it was all so shipley? (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, that was '98.
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
good lord.
I was hoping to see that song by that asshole about banging your piano all night long until you like express something maaaaan here, but I'm not sure it lives up to these standards.
― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link
OH SNAP HE TOTALLY TOOK DOWN DYNAMITE HACK
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link
So much for the billions and billions of dollars Dynamite Hack is pulling in these days, career = OVER.
― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link
This one more than most does kind of seem like shooting fish in the barrel.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link
But the Dane Cook/Richard Pryor thing at the end is spot on.
Yeah but sometimes those fish are evil and need shooting.
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Quite honestly, if a list of the worst songs from a decade wasn't largely comprised of obvious shooting-fish-in-a-barrel choices (and I think at least 3 of the 5 presented so far are in that category), it wouldn't come across to me as "worst songs" as much as "songs we have INTERESTING OPINIONS about".
Having said that, I'd kind of love to participate in an ongoing rundown of, say, Pitchfork's or Rolling Stones' top of the decade list and explain why every choice is terrible.
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link
If it were a note, it would be the final note in the Price Is Right “sad trombone” tune. Also it would not be played by a trombonist, but literally farted out of the sphincter of a just-hanged Saddam Hussein, the morose poot representing his twitching body’s last involuntary movement.
― samosa gibreel, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
A bunch of people also genuinely like brokeNCYDE (of course those people are "the dudes in "brokeNCYDE")
I like brokencyde! stone me with stones!
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
I guess you're right. A "worst songs" list really should be objective and not subjective. xxxxp
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, October 21, 2009 2:36 PM
Sorry, I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link
or hey you could just not have a list of the worst songs from a decade
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
time and energy wasted on bad music is time and energy you're not spending on discovering dope new music imo, though i suppose lists like these have their appeal too.
― access flap (omar little), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link
You could also not have a list of the best songs from a decade; in fact, no one really needs to write anything about music.
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
otm
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
discovering dope new music is overrated anyways
― samosa gibreel, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/34/73616873_6d4a340c2f.jpg?v=0
this is dope new music for me
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
it's true! I can't watch their videos but the album is funny + absurd + well produced.
xp to johnny fever
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link
post music
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link
or pictures of it
okay, i guess? xxxxpost ¯\(°_o)/¯
― access flap (omar little), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link
there's something about songs being presented as "LOL THE WORST" that makes me end up liking them in a weird way. as if preexisting knowledge that something will be bad just sets you up for backward-dissapointment, "oh c'mon this isn't so bad."
^ I don't know how much of this thought process played into me liking brokencyde, but I'm like, really? you're getting apoplectic over this?
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I get being contrary but come on now.
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm the contrariest
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link
I did a lot of heartfelt soulsearching trying to figure out if my enjoyment of brokencyde was bound up in lol irony, but in the end I concluded that I really truly enjoy listening to that album
if your emotional maturity is > 16 YMMV tho
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread is helpful though, I feel like I'm working through my issues of guilt and shame
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
in re: brokencyde
wow, it's like this thread is defenseless without whiney around
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link
post whatever you want guys, black is white, freedom is slavery, brokencyde are great
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
looooooool
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link