Village Voice's F2K

"worst"

moldy peaches at 48 is some gauntlet-tossing critical audacity - how the fuck do you lower the bar 47 more notches?

this will make a dandy playlist, i'm sure. thanks, y'all! Moldy Peaches rule, btw!

xp following TMP with akon is a step in the right direction.

I am assuming "Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell" and "Stars Are Blind" are going to pop up on here eventually (low 40s for Das Racist, high 20s for Paris).

I thought Whiney really genuinely liked the Das Racist song

Maura is doing this, too!

I'm sorry that it took so long to see . . . But I was on tour with Gwen Stefani

lol

I really genuinely like "Stars Are Blind".

A bunch of people do! A bunch of people also genuinely like brokeNCYDE (of course those people are "the dudes in "brokeNCYDE")

2) that LL was purposely recycling his "Going Back To Cali" flow for old school points

actually the flow seems straight jacked from "Funky Cold Medina"...I'm always tempted to insert "like Mick Jagger said I can't get no satisfaction" in the verses.

that said, I love Control Myself and will rep the hell out of it.

well LL did "Cali" but not "Funky Cold Medina" and he did a bunch of interviews namechecking "Cali" when "Control Myself" came out so

oh look at that whiny is blogging

i know LL didn't do Funky Cold Medina, i'm saying the flow is identical.

blogs very much in character

yeah...but if I'm talking about what LL was "purposefully" going for and referencing his own words, while you're saying "actually" like you're dropping a truth bomb or contradicting what i was saying at all

also the meter is way closer to "Cali" than "Medina," you're still wrong

46!

oh this fucking thing

die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die

woah i totally thought dynamite hack was the 90s....next you'll tell me wheatus teenage dirtbag was the 00s too

"Teenage Dirtbag" is a single by Wheatus, released in 2000.

aiyeeeeeeeeeeeee1111111!!!!

okay harvey danger was the 90s still right?

Yeah, that was '98.

good lord.

I was hoping to see that song by that asshole about banging your piano all night long until you like express something maaaaan here, but I'm not sure it lives up to these standards.

OH SNAP HE TOTALLY TOOK DOWN DYNAMITE HACK

So much for the billions and billions of dollars Dynamite Hack is pulling in these days, career = OVER.

This one more than most does kind of seem like shooting fish in the barrel.

But the Dane Cook/Richard Pryor thing at the end is spot on.

Yeah but sometimes those fish are evil and need shooting.

Quite honestly, if a list of the worst songs from a decade wasn't largely comprised of obvious shooting-fish-in-a-barrel choices (and I think at least 3 of the 5 presented so far are in that category), it wouldn't come across to me as "worst songs" as much as "songs we have INTERESTING OPINIONS about".

Having said that, I'd kind of love to participate in an ongoing rundown of, say, Pitchfork's or Rolling Stones' top of the decade list and explain why every choice is terrible.

If it were a note, it would be the final note in the Price Is Right “sad trombone” tune. Also it would not be played by a trombonist, but literally farted out of the sphincter of a just-hanged Saddam Hussein, the morose poot representing his twitching body’s last involuntary movement.

A bunch of people also genuinely like brokeNCYDE (of course those people are "the dudes in "brokeNCYDE")

I like brokencyde! stone me with stones!

I guess you're right. A "worst songs" list really should be objective and not subjective. xxxxp

I like brokencyde! stone me with stones!

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, October 21, 2009 2:36 PM

Sorry, I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU.

Quite honestly, if a list of the worst songs from a decade wasn't largely comprised of obvious shooting-fish-in-a-barrel choices (and I think at least 3 of the 5 presented so far are in that category), it wouldn't come across to me as "worst songs" as much as "songs we have INTERESTING OPINIONS about".

or hey you could just not have a list of the worst songs from a decade

time and energy wasted on bad music is time and energy you're not spending on discovering dope new music imo, though i suppose lists like these have their appeal too.

or hey you could just not have a list of the worst songs from a decade

You could also not have a list of the best songs from a decade; in fact, no one really needs to write anything about music.

otm

discovering dope new music is overrated anyways

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/34/73616873_6d4a340c2f.jpg?v=0

this is dope new music for me

it's true! I can't watch their videos but the album is funny + absurd + well produced.

xp to johnny fever

post music

or pictures of it

okay, i guess? xxxxpost ¯\(°_o)/¯

there's something about songs being presented as "LOL THE WORST" that makes me end up liking them in a weird way. as if preexisting knowledge that something will be bad just sets you up for backward-dissapointment, "oh c'mon this isn't so bad."

^ I don't know how much of this thought process played into me liking brokencyde, but I'm like, really? you're getting apoplectic over this?

I get being contrary but come on now.

I'm the contrariest

I did a lot of heartfelt soulsearching trying to figure out if my enjoyment of brokencyde was bound up in lol irony, but in the end I concluded that I really truly enjoy listening to that album

if your emotional maturity is > 16 YMMV tho

this thread is helpful though, I feel like I'm working through my issues of guilt and shame