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Cobalt Johnny and the Negative Square Root of Pi.
The Unindicted Co-Conspirators.
Flan.
Ew. (Tom Ewing's solo project.)
Teens With the Courage to Give.
The Christgaus.

― Neudonym, Friday, 7 February 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

how about just plain "Christgau"? :)

Manejese Con Cuidado
Haxx0r
R0xx0r
ILX0r
S3xx0r
Mexicorn! (could play with Japancakes...)
Sammich
The Plosives
LoveAirBoy
Can't (actually, only useful for Can tributes)

― janni (janni), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

The Twee Huggers
John Major's Bastards
John Cougar Melancholy

TMFTML
http://intonation.blogspot.com

― TMFTML (TMFTML), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Custos: Taking Sides: The Byzantine Chinchillas vs the Constantinople Ermines...FITE!
Bruce: It's Istanbul, not Constantinople. couldn't resist.
Custos: Nah...the Istanbul Dromedaries moved to a new city and became the Damascus Dromedaries.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 8 February 2003 02:56 (twenty-three years ago)

CRISP FOOT

― Curtis Stephens, Saturday, 8 February 2003 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Stereo Teens. It was the name of a pr0n spam I got the other week, and I love it.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 8 February 2003 23:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Porn Spam

― Oops (Oops), Sunday, 9 February 2003 00:10 (twenty-three years ago)

five months pass...

Hellacopter Gelatine
Biscuits & Foam
The Feather In the Jar
Smileyface Sledgehammer
Apple Aquarium
Quicksilver Apples

― John Bullabaugh (John Bullabaugh), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I've come to the realization that I'm fucking sick and tired of all these shitty "cute" band names that are so popular nowadays.

Drummachine, some brown noise, a little screaming, throw in a moog playing a poppy melody and call your band "The haircomb dairyfactories" and you're immediately releasing kvlt 7"s on every shitty hip indielabel in America and Japan.

Sorry, I've just been visiting a lot of crap label's websites and listening to lots of really bad bands lately. I think it's time to return to the safe womb of my CD collection for a few days.

― Øystein Holm-Olsen (Øystein H-O), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

my band actually used to be called "various artists", then we were "used jet trash" now we're "the digital whales"
i always liked "oh, just some band"

― Felcher (Felcher), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The Misconstrued Malfeasances
Porky Jorge and the New Phlegmatic Orchestra of Old Caledonia

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Permanent Wood
(Derived from the permanent marker resting on my scanner and a pencil from the Shadow Wood golf course resting next to the marker)

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

systed twister
sock of fleegles (these are both from Toni Aimone)
numbutal social (great for cowboy drug rock)
Skalacaust (great for a ska/black metal band)
candle stand (bosh prog-metal band)
Hamster of the Forest
(not sure why, but I'd go see this band. hamster is so inviting)

― Brandon Welch (Brandon Welch), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Seem Ripper
Glitterbox

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(I don't care if these already exist)
Bumblefuck
Podunk
Backwater
Bufu
Delitescence

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 08:33 (twenty-two years ago)

roman doomerals
a likewise explanation of physics and mary
the motel candlewasters

― H.D. Fantasia, Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

bukkake lovefist

beat takashi

kegel exercise

― williamtell (williamtell), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Chewkake

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Lloyd Jesus

Charles Babbage and the Organ Grinders

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

cockle racket
the dimensional warp generators
compulsion to post
north west tomorrow
rising bridge
luther blissett

― peter james, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Patchwerk!

― person#0 (person#0), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

I want the world to have a good band named The Dirty Pillows.

― Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Johnny Spackle and the Grout

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The Vermicious Knids

― holojames (holojames), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Bollocks! They already exist.

― holojames (holojames), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Busta Penis and the Wobblegums

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 10 May 2004 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I still like Your Mom's Thighs.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 10 May 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Space of AIDS.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 30 September 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

the divs

― fhf, Friday, 30 September 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

My band and I went through weeks of coming up with band names (well, I came up with the majority, they didn't care that much). Here are some of them -

Claptrap
Slake
Royalty Check
Hannu Hates Freedom
The Good Old Days (G.O.D.'S)
All Over The Map
Respect Your Elders
Dig Up The Past
The Influence
Shepards of the Nation
Escapist
Stringer
Divisible By Four
Shake Lake
Reckless Abandon
Few and Far Between
Drain the Pain (gag name)
Caffiend
Pleasent Dreams
Band or Banter ?
Drudgery
Banned Practice
Straight and Narrow
To No Avail
Telescoping
False Alarm

Shockingly enough, there were more. But we decided on none of them. Personally, I liked "Claptrap".

― Erock LAzron, Friday, 30 September 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

I like how names always obliquely imply genres. To No Avail = emo, Band Or Banter? = insufferable mathy indie, Respect Your Elders = D.C.-style punk, etc.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

Rejected names for my band:

Mothcow
Tipping Kitty (Aussie-ism for "petty cash")
The Michael Idov Career Institute

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Brian Emo

― mzui (mzui), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

language of screaming deamons
make manifest
no fuck no stlye
angels fell
alexis ghost
bongo mouth
night sound pattern rythm
Isha
drunk stoned love
nella notte buia

― Nhtfall, Friday, 30 September 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

How I long for the days of this thread:

What's a goodf band name for these dudes?

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 30 September 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

"The Styptic Pencils"

― Daniel Giglio, Saturday, 1 October 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

Shitweasel

Flame Tard

Where the Red Fern Grows

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

(the last one would be an AWFUL metalcore/screamo band with "a melodic edge" that who "writes tunes that stay in your head long after you'ved bruised yourself to them in the mosh pit", Alternative Press March 2006)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

Naked Frisbee

― Pablo (Pablo), Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

Sammy Smith and the Tadcasters

Ahh...

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

The Glasnost Reds
Oxford Elk
Dark Laser
Enoculate
The Ellipsis Pause
Magda Milk
Time to Kill
Porcupine Pugilist (ouch)
Scaffold Rook
Kindred Elbows
The Ponderous Banshees
Platonic Muse
Poppycock

― salexander (salexander), Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

The Lozenges

― Declan Zimmerman (Declan Zimmerman), Saturday, 1 October 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

Sapling

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 1 October 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Atlantic Amoeba
Stalagtite
A Forgery of Fools
Tarragon
Vile Vermilion Velveteen
A Teaspoon of Taxonomy
Dahlia Queen

― salexander (salexander), Saturday, 1 October 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

Gregor Samsa and Son

― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Saturday, 1 October 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Godot Has Landed
Montague Withnail's Country Cottage

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 1 October 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

Five Guys Named Stella
The Hustlin' Winthrops
Attaca!

― Zora (Zora), Sunday, 2 October 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

hey waz up yall! i am so tiered, it is like.......ummmm.....umm..... huuuuhhhh....sorry i dozed off it is like 400 am and i am going to bed so good night

― stacy marie weese, Saturday, 15 October 2005 08:03 (twenty years ago)

Googletallica

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 October 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

I really want to call a band Seminole so people will say "Have you heard the Seminole album?" (it will sound like they're saying "seminal album"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 23 March 2006 06:57 (twenty years ago)

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