Who's The Foxiest Rock Critic?

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gooooooooldfiiiiingaaaaah

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree with what Anthony Miccio said about Cusack. I think I'm more in love with Cusack's character's than him, but High Fidelity drove me insane. Record nerd with blond/bland woman. And none of the chicks in that movie know anything about music!

― Sara Sherr, Monday, 5 April 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Well c'mon, it was based on a Nick Hornby novel. In his universe, women exist to look befuddled when men obsess over things. What they do when they are not in the room with the men is a mystery.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 April 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

my mother described my taste in women the other night as "you like short girls with bad black dye jobs and huge asses." so she HAS been paying attention to me all these years.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

She's been paying attention to certain people's asses, you mean.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, the dye jobs too.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

so then i said kiss MY assets

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I am sure I'm not alone in preferring short not-boney not blondes?

Aha! So according to this law of the universe, as a not-bony blonde I am therefore repulsive to the sort of guy I want to attract. *ponders what color to dye hair*

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

this is all academic for me at this point anyway

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

You are teaching a class on this sort of thing?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

oh man think about the lardy college tail i'd be pulling then

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"that's DOCTOR hulkington, my dear. would you like to see my etchings?"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ooooh Professor Hulkington is soooo dreamy."

― Chunky College Chick (Alex in SF), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

he understands us so much better than that crusty old dean

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"Did you hear what he said about Tha G Code being better than 3 Feet High and Rising?!?!? He's so smart too."

― Pasty Dyed Hair College Chick (Alex in SF), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

haha suck my ass alex

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

and now to sew leather patches on the elbows of my jacket

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha this'll be just like the scenes from the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

god i need to get laid

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Instead of an apple on the desk they'll leave Jess a stack of live Kompakt mix CDRs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm now beginning to understand why strongo left the pnw. I'm also beginning to be baffled by same.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

always torn!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"why must i hate what i love that i hate but i love?"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

haha The Gold Experience to thread!

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Sing "Dolphin" with me now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i couldn't be more pleased with the way this thread has turned out

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

btw my spin column starts next month

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

ultro grrlington

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this the "Strongo Needs Love" one?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I just love that we've managed AGAIN to reference Raiders of the Lost Ark and Kompakt on the same thread. There is something beautiful about that.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

SAD BOYZ 4 LIFE!!!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh, completely unintentional on my part! But truly it is a sign.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

All across the Philly area there are affection starved Strongos. Only you can help. Please. They need sex now.

― Sally Struthers (Alex in SF), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

those other strongos are on their own

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah let them get their own SPIN columns.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

a man will say some funny stuff hopped up on cider

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Chunky troll legs in action!

http://www.plainparade.org/sara/dasbowlinglarge.jpg

― Sara Sherr, Monday, 5 April 2004 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean on the guy behind you?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 April 2004 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

those are arms

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 5 April 2004 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, perhaps the legs are implicit.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 April 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"the pressing question is why tall guys keep dating short girls"

Funny, I always used to wonder the exact opposite -- why short girls would bother dating tall guys (no offense to anthony, jess, rob s., etc...) It always seemed like it would be totally awkward and stuff.

― chuck, Monday, 5 April 2004 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

oh it is

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

seconded...and I'm not that tall (5'11" 1/2), but my wife is 5'1" if she's lucky, and yeah.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 5 April 2004 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

To make a point, average out poor genetic structure, or stare up my nostrils. All three of which creep me out. Me, I'm after the unco six feet tall girls who get depressed because they can't where high heels.

Xpost x 2

― Jedmond (Jedmond), Monday, 5 April 2004 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

where?

― Jedmond (Jedmond), Monday, 5 April 2004 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

all i know is that Sara is never gonna make the pro tour with that stance.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 5 April 2004 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, it's a buffalo stance...but sara is no buffalo as far as I can tell.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 5 April 2004 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I hear that that Theresa Tzara is a bit of a hot tomato.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 5 April 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, you guys aren't just brains in jars?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 5 April 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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