Does anyone really like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

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Does anyone really like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
No.

RHCP seriously don't deserve all this hatin'
Yes they do.

woo woo, Monday, 16 June 2003 08:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

It is THE teenage prankster's funk record, HANDS DOWN

No further questions, m'lud.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 16 June 2003 09:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Think of the kids, man!!!
You can't discount it for being hopelessly juvenile. It still manages to be emotionally accomplished within that context, as much of an oxymoron as that may seem. It takes you into their world for upwards of an hour. There are no gaps in that vision. And all I can say is that if you can't enjoy it, not even a little bit, then you were probably a very bitter young man/woman, and a lousy teenager to hang out with.

Francis Watlington, Monday, 16 June 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

eight months pass...
rhcp are the best band and every album is of different variety and think..... havent u lot got anything better than bitch all day fucking long??

sam marshall, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 11:39 (twenty years ago) link

That's a rhetorical question, right?

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 12:32 (twenty years ago) link

was sam a googler?

Jole (Jole), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:11 (twenty years ago) link

I'm w/ the googler. if you hate RHCP, you obviously hate your fellow man, and if you spend time thinking up reasons to hate them, then you need to think about how you spend your time. Obviously I would never buy one of their records; but, you know, there are worse things I could do.

ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:16 (twenty years ago) link

Hating them should be taught in schools. They are even worse than the La's.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:18 (twenty years ago) link

Rollocks. Honestly I don't like them, and never did -- I have no naff US rock music fandom guilt, which is probably why I don't feel too violently abt these guys. If you're gonna hate stoopid yank rawkers, hate Nirvana.

ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:21 (twenty years ago) link

Red Hot Chili Peppers have the worst singer of any band to ever have a hit.

Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago) link

Except maybe Pearl Jam. But yeah, you're probably right.

(However, if Tom Waits ever joins a band and has a hit....)

chuck, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 21:29 (twenty years ago) link

I absolutely despise these, man I hate them so much. They are the essence of the phrase "bloated multinational", people make crap McDonalds analogies with pop music that should be reserved for RHCP, awful awful awful awful, tattoos and motorbikes and um......here's a guitar solo, why not have a long haircut and some skateboards, oh some vague drug references, a song about road trippin, kinda kerouac, yeah leather trousers, FUCK OFF.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 22:25 (twenty years ago) link

rhcp are the best band and every album is of different variety and think..... havent u lot got anything better than bitch all day fucking long?

Hooray for Google!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 00:00 (twenty years ago) link

hey if you can get me enjoying a song with a bridge lyric that goes "ooh! ah! kissin' and a moo-check" I just have to tip my hat.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 00:47 (twenty years ago) link

i like rhcp

Emma williams (Emma williams), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

People telling you they're into "funk" and then listing RHCP as an example of said genre: duddest thing ever.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 01:11 (twenty years ago) link

I think the band is no longer about a plan, and there is no longer a plan about the band.

martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 01:44 (twenty years ago) link

Along with, I imagine, a lot of other people on here, I'll no doubt be seeing them this summer if the Pixies turn out to be supporting (not banking on it you understand).

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 10:18 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...
I have no idea why I chose to pull out By the Way tonight. I probably listened to it for 2 weeks in 2002 and haven't given it a thought since.

Maybe it's the insomnia talking, but something about it is clicking tonight. I wonder if Miccio still thinks there's a good 10-track album (out of 16) here. Anyway, it in no way resembles the RHCP of old, but it could be the best of the WB-era material.

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 26 June 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

the song "by the way" is awesome.

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 26 June 2005 07:16 (nineteen years ago) link

we listened to blood sugar sex magik on the drive out here and it was three times as good as i'd remembered it being.

monsanto and yanni (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 June 2005 07:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I really like "Give It Away".

Sundar (sundar), Sunday, 26 June 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I fucking love that the "tears I cried a' blah blah blah to be part of the wave - can't stop" song....

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 26 June 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I think 'Scar Tissue" and "Under the Bridge" are great songs. I can do without the rest of it, though.

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 26 June 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I used to bop around like a madman to "Johnny Kick a Hole in the Sky" when I was about three.

Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 26 June 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i like some of the songs off of Freaky Styley, which I bought by mistake after hearing their version of Higher Ground on the radio, but i don't like RHCP. by the way, what the hell is the meaning of the song The Brother's Cup?? I remember when I was a somewhat homophobic teenager, that song made me feel strange even though it was one of my favorite songs on the album.

also, It's So Lonely off of Mother's Milk brings back good memories of the late 80's, especially the video with alex winter in fetal position and wearing a hat.

ugly and mean, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

oops, i meant Taste the Pain.

ugly and stupid and mean, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I wonder if Miccio still thinks there's a good 10-track album (out of 16) here.

really depends on my mood. I think its got a nice mood, good harmonies and if I'm feeling pleasant I can enjoy Kiedis' dippy new age sex king deal. That said, one of the few tracks that MAKES me enjoy the inanity is "The Zephyr Song."

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

"It's So Lonely" = "Knock Me Down"?

I think I pretty well dug 'em through BSSM (dude, it's their Joshua Tree!!). After that, they just seemed to fade into MORscurity.

Now when I hear Kiedis' voice on the radio, it secretly whispers to me "don't you wonder what's on that other station...? don't you wonder what's on that other station...?"

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

that last "hit" of theirs off their last album is easily one of the worst songs I've ever heard by anyone

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Mommy Where's Daddy, Pretty Little Ditty, Blood Sugar Sex Magic... thems are good songs.

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 23:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I still dig them and I make no apologies for it. Hmph.

VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a hilarious interview w/ Nick Cave in a recentish Q or Mojo or somesuch where he goes on and on abt how BAD the RHCP are, how really fucking TERRIBLE they are, much to the discomfort of the Emap int. who mumbles a feeble "there are worse things out there" as rebuttal - really restored my faith in Cave!

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

ok the idea of Cave watching an RHCP video in disgust is rofflicious.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

oh christ, he's rapping in his underwear..."what a way to finally smell her" damn I wish I'd thought that one up...

http://217.204.10.75/img_bg/6603.jpg

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

"Soul To Squeeze" is their best non-album track

"Sikamakaneko" and "Show Me Your Soul" are both outstanding. "Soul To Squeeze" may be third place.

billstevejim (billstevejim), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 02:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Ever since Frusciante has become more of an "influence" on the band, they've become less of the mug-face short pants rock and started doing fantastic tunes more melodic and hookfilled than anything their early countertops have every come up with. Most of you hating them for being frat rock figureheads now is like hating Radiohead for that I'm a creep song.

And Frusciante's solo stuff is excellent. Fractured lo-fi songs that go everywhere melodically but always find their way home.

Viz (Viz), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

A fun greatest hits band. Nothing more.

Brett Hickman (Bhickman), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I used to bop around like a madman to "Johnny Kick a Hole in the Sky" when I was about three.

True story: While listening to that album, I accidentally kicked a hole in the wall.

My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Most of you hating them for being frat rock figureheads now is like hating Radiohead for that I'm a creep song.

A more than fair point. Now, since I hate Kiedis's voice, the rest follows.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I actually really like BSSM/Mother's Milk/Freaky Styley as they were sort of formative records for me, but listening now I'm mostly embarrassed by the lyrics. The new stuff does little for me, and the lyrics are still awful. I do kinda like the song "Standing in line for the show tonight /I got the light on /heavy load" or wtf he says.

Also, the thing about RHCP in the late '80s was they turned me on to about 500 other bands. There was a thing on MTV that I taped that Anthony and Flea were on and in the span of 5 minutes they mentioned the Meters, the JBs, Parliament, the Germs, X, Descendents, Adolescents, Big Boys, Minor Threat, Black Flag, Husker Du, Curtis Mayfield, Fela Kuti, etc etc etc. As a 14 year old with a burgeoning interest in funk and punk rock and whatever else, it had a huge impact on me.

mcd (mcd), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

First three albums are STILL genius.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

nine months pass...
songs i like by chili peppers:

Love Rollercoaster (by far and away their best because it was on Beavis and Butthead and it sounds nothing like the chilis)

Sir Psycho Sexy (if only for the extended outro and decent bassline, hate the rapping bit)

Songs that are okay by chili peppers:
Taste The Pain
Aeroplane
Tearjerker
Walkabout
Scar Tissue

Songs that I don't like by Chili Peppers:
most of the rest.

Their best era was between 1992 and 1994 when they stopped releasing stuff for a while. They should continue in that direction. One Hot Minute was their best album obv. I don't know why I never liked them very much. Half of it was the erect-nipple, soxoncockjock longhair and tattoos jerk-off homomachismo of it all. RHCP instantly make me think of baggy shorts and genital warts*.

The other half is it reminds me of jerks at school. The other other half is is one minute they're trying to be all whacky and spazzed out and trying to be Rick James for dunderhead whiteguys, and next they're trying to write all these stupid lamearsed ballads for your girlfriend to like. Their lyrics put me off the idea of sex at a young age - they made it sound gross, like someone throwing up all over themselves at a party.
Their recent stuff is horrible and every time it comes on the pub jukebox I wanna kill myself.

Check out the cover of their new album, really what the fuck man?

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drh200/h259/h25993jdswo.jpg

Dunno, why I don't like them. Really I don't hate them I just reckon they're very very overrated. People tell me I might like John Frustrating's solo work - anyone know if it any good or what?

*wasn't meant to rhyme but it did. if Anthony Kiddies and Feal are reading this thread and want to steal my rhymes then they can.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 24 April 2006 12:05 (eighteen years ago) link

all saints cover of 'under the bridge' = better than any rhcp song esp the ghastly original.

only rhcp song i will tolerate = 'scar tissue'.

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 24 April 2006 12:15 (eighteen years ago) link

all saints cover of 'under the bridge' = better than any rhcp song esp the ghastly original.

except for that excruciating lyrics change from 'the city of Angels' to 'the city...of cities'

i might still like 'Breaking The Girl' but i can't offer any decent excuses for this.

that album cover and the new single and video are utterly awful.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 24 April 2006 12:22 (eighteen years ago) link

all saints cover of 'under the bridge' = better than any rhcp song esp the ghastly original.

keep their hedz ringing lex

25 yr old slacker cokehead (Enrique), Monday, 24 April 2006 12:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Is that new cover terrible or what tho???

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Monday, 24 April 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

ok the idea of Cave watching an RHCP video in disgust is rofflicious.

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), June 29th, 2005.

otm, i'd love to see a reality show solely about cave watching tv and his reactions.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 24 April 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

it sounds nothing like the chilis

there may be a reason for that

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 24 April 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

It's not so much that I hate RHCP as it is that I'm just generally anti the whole funk-rock-free-love-white-guy-shirt-off-California genre.
Also: They bear at least part of the blame for the proliferation of rap rock, and as far as I can tell, no one's been yet been punished.

Kali (Kali), Monday, 24 April 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link


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