Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

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Pear Jam -- Jeremy (the part near the end where Eddie Vedder is angstily bleating 'hoo hoo hoo hoo' is much improved with "HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS")

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

Substituting HOOS for 'you' is often profitable, e.g., "I can't help it if I'm still in love with HOOS"

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

However, HOOS in place of it's phonetic analogues "whose" and "who's" only leads to confusion. C.f. "HOOS Johnny? she says, and smiles in that special way"

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

But then, 'HOOS that girl' kind of works

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

"I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME BIG HOOS-A"

Dom Passantino, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

through your hands in the air, if HOOS a steendriver

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

"I'm Gonna Tear Your PlayHOOS Down"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

HOOS HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

you could be my black big hoos tonight.

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

"HOOS Shot Sam?"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

Take a break, steendriver 8

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

three
hun
dred
six
ty
five
de
grees

BURNIN DOON THE HOOS

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

omg i don't know if James Redd or Nickalicious just won

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

HOOS, BIG HOOS
KICK OFF YOUR STEENDRIVIN SHOES

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

I need a BIG HOOS
I'm holding out for a BIG HOOS til the end of the night
and he's gotta be STEEN and he's gotta be DRIVE and he's gotta be ERer than light

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

HOOS WORLD IS THIS

and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

If it HOOS your booty then shake shake it baby
All the way to Africa aka the steendriver

dad a, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/2/6/9/5/565962_356x237.jpg
HOOS know my STEEN

and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

Steendriving cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
Walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

Her destination was a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

He's the one
The only one
That steendrives the Amazon

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

HOOS got the STEEN? BO!
http://www.newrealm.com/charts/images/blackmoon_photo.gif

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

That steen is packed
And that's a fact
And their ain't nothin' wrong with that

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

HOOS to blame
When parties get out of bounds?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

HOOS shot ya
Mob ties like Steendriva

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

It's a HOOS, HOOS summer
leaving me here on my own
it's a HOOS, HOOS summer
now you're gone

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

Now watch me HOOS (crank dat soulja boy)

matt2, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

HOOS HOOS its the sound of the police

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

what the HOOS gon be
i aint need no fucking HOOS on this beat

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

Lady steendriver, can u take me 4 a ride?

clotpoll, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

BIG HOOSin we spendin cheese
we be BIG HOOSin on b.l.a.d's

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

HOOS hot HOOS not
tell me HOOS rock
HOOS sell out in the stores

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

You tell me HOOS flopped HOOS caught the blue drop
HOOS jewels got robbed HOOS mostly goldie down to the
tube sock.

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
Yes I Think You Know What I Mean
Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
And Big Hoos, I Love You...
Convert to BBCode!

gabbneb, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

y'all gon make me HOOS my mind
up in here, up in here

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

i just wanna HOOS your love, tonight

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

HOOS gonna drive you steen, tonight?

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

HOOS the man with the master plan?

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

we gonna HOOS down to electric avenue
and then we steen the driver

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

HOOS let the dogs out?
HOOS! HOOS!

Trip Maker, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

The boy looked at Johnny
Said "Don't you know hoos I think I am"

Heave Ho, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

Emily Bjurnhjam, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

electricsound, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

Come on, steen
Start HOOSin’
Got to get me there

Magical Misery Tour Spiel (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 23:11 (four years ago)

four weeks pass...

This happened once before
When I came to your door
No steendrive
They said it wasn’t HOOS
But I saw HOOS steen through
Your window

Build My Gallows Hi Hi Hi (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 01:43 (three years ago)

And you drive your steen away
With or without HOOS

Mr. Art-I-Ficial (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 7 July 2022 13:05 (three years ago)

Tempted by the steen of your driver
Tempted but the HOOS is discovered

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 July 2022 01:45 (three years ago)

Nice

Mr. Art-I-Ficial (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 July 2022 02:00 (three years ago)

If you wanna roll me
Then you gotta roll me all night long
And if you wanna HOOS me
Then you gotta HOOS me 'til I'm gone
I'm not a fallen angel, I just fell behind
I'm out of luck and I'm out of time
If you don't wanna love me, let me go
I'm runnin' for the last steen
I'm runnin' for the last steen home

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 8 July 2022 02:08 (three years ago)

Wild, wild HOOSes
Couldn't drive me a steen

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 July 2022 02:40 (three years ago)

Blue HOOS
You saw me steening alone

Mr. Art-I-Ficial (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 July 2022 23:22 (three years ago)

Also, kudos to YMP for uncovering one of those can’t believe we didn’t do that one already.

Mr. Art-I-Ficial (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 July 2022 23:25 (three years ago)

Thanks JR+tB.

When I am feeling down, there are two threads that always lift my spirits: this one and the Rusted Root neologisms thread.

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 9 July 2022 02:25 (three years ago)

ombiwe 🎶

The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Saturday, 9 July 2022 02:34 (three years ago)

three weeks pass...

Every time you POLL away
You take a piece of steen with HOOS

My Little Red Buchla (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 2 August 2022 17:37 (three years ago)

one month passes...

It's gonna be a HOOS night
Just let me STEEN you by the firelight
If it don't DRIVE right you can POLL

clouds, Monday, 5 September 2022 17:54 (three years ago)

Let me tell how it will be
There’s one for HOOS nineteen for steen

Jean Arthur Rank (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 18:51 (three years ago)

one month passes...

You've taken eveything from steen
I've taken eveything from HOOS

We Have Never Been Secondary Modern (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 02:02 (three years ago)

Imagine all the steening
I wonder if HOOS can

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 10:10 (three years ago)

Lefty he can’t steen the HOOS
All night long like he HOOSed to

We Have Never Been In Precise Modern Lovers Order (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 13:34 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Call it
Judy and the steen of HOOSes
You steen of HOOSes
La-da-dum-bop

p-fox (wants to get foxed up) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 3 November 2022 15:19 (three years ago)

one month passes...

Why must the HOOS drive against himself?
Government steening the HOOS on the shelf

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 30 December 2022 08:47 (three years ago)

Did HOOS write the book of love
And does HOOS have faith in god above

Immodest Moose (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 30 December 2022 12:41 (three years ago)

And if a double decker bus
Steendrives into HOOS

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 January 2023 01:59 (three years ago)

a HOOS divided cannot steen

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 5 January 2023 02:01 (three years ago)

HOOS can it steen now
*saxophone*

Just smiled at this one

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 January 2023 02:12 (three years ago)

Catch a boat to England baby, maybe to Spain
Wherever I have gone
Wherever I've been and gone
Wherever I have gone
BIG HOOS drives the steen

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 January 2023 02:25 (three years ago)

HOOS loves you pretty baby
HOOS gonna steen you through the night

paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 January 2023 02:30 (three years ago)

^nice!

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 January 2023 02:55 (three years ago)

There is
a HOOS
In New Oar Steens
They call
The Driving Steen

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 January 2023 03:11 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy HOOS
She just steened and drove away

The Myth of Sisyspacek (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 21 January 2023 12:55 (three years ago)

two months pass...

I found a picture of HOOS
Oh ohohoh ohohoh
Driving his steen at night

It’s Only Her Factory, Girl! (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 29 March 2023 01:02 (three years ago)

Chain chain chain

Chain of HOOS

she loves me like a rock lobster (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 March 2023 01:30 (three years ago)

So come on, I wanna see you, gr8080
Come on, I don’t mean maybe
Come on, I’m tryin’ to make you see
That I belong to HOOS
And HOOS belongs to steen

Little Big Man Yells at Red Cloud (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 1 April 2023 12:44 (three years ago)

And that steen will drive
When he learns we are
HOOS

Little Big Man Yells at Red Cloud (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 2 April 2023 22:37 (three years ago)

People are people so why should it be
HOOS and I should drive along so steenfully

she loves me like a rock lobster (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 3 April 2023 03:03 (three years ago)

four months pass...

Then you've seen a picture
Of steen without HOOS

Ansible Dave’s Killer Breadboard (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 21 August 2023 19:42 (two years ago)

two months pass...

I’d like to drive
Under the steen
In an octopus’s garden
With HOOS

Shifty Henry’s Swing Club (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 12 November 2023 00:26 (two years ago)

Just like the white winged dove
Steens a song, sounds like she's steening,
I said HOOS, baby, HOOS, said HOOS

I'm a few years older than HOOS

My love

don't let days go by, Listerine (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 12 November 2023 00:31 (two years ago)

Fifty third and HOOS
Fifty third and HOOS
Fifty third and HOOS

calstars, Sunday, 12 November 2023 00:36 (two years ago)

you've been struck by
a HOOS criminal

budo jeru, Sunday, 12 November 2023 02:23 (two years ago)

Good one! See also

No need to ask
He's a HOOS operator

don't let days go by, Listerine (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 12 November 2023 13:58 (two years ago)

lol

calstars, Sunday, 12 November 2023 16:00 (two years ago)

Asking only workman's wages I come looking for a job
But I get no offers
Just a come-on from the HOOS on Seventh Avenue

Oh I believe in Yetis' Day (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 16 November 2023 21:28 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Do you know where you are? You're in the Hongro, baby!

budo jeru, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:35 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Come on it’s lovely weather
For a steendrive together with HOOS

The Glittering Worldbuilders (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 23 December 2023 01:20 (two years ago)

Steen forever
The Hoosing on the wall

calstars, Saturday, 23 December 2023 01:22 (two years ago)

four weeks pass...

I can’t stop loving HOOS
I’ve steened up my drive

Pictish in the Woods (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 22 January 2024 23:42 (two years ago)

one month passes...

Never gonna fall in love again
I don’t wanna start with someone new
‘Cause I couldn’t bear to see it end
Just like steen and HOOS

Don’t Want to Say Goodbye Jumbo (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 13:01 (two years ago)

Tracy, when you’re with with HOOS
For somethin’ to do
I drive my steen around you

Make Me Smile (Come Around and See Me) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 21 March 2024 14:55 (two years ago)

four months pass...

whistling tunes he hides in the dunes by the seaside
whistling tunes he pisses on goons in the jungle
HOOS
sans frontières

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 August 2024 02:15 (one year ago)

five months pass...

HOOS stay way from me
HOO why don't you let me steen

James Carr Thief (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 27 January 2025 20:37 (one year ago)

seven months pass...

Gr8080 Gr8080,
Give me your answer, do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!

It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet
Upon the seat
Of a steendriver built for HOOS!

Reggie Clanker (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 29 August 2025 23:02 (nine months ago)


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