The more I watch them, the more helpless with laughter I get. It's the occasional applause sounds that do it, I think.
Clapton:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCzUMjCykn8&mode=related&search=
― J0hn D., Monday, 22 October 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)
I watch the Santana one daily.
― roxymuzak, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)
Like a little devotional.
I was just about to post that one, it's like the funniest thing ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNoZg9kl-zE&mode=related&search=
― J0hn D., Monday, 22 October 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)
I lol when the snare comes in.
― roxymuzak, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)
I think I started a thread on these but I have no idea where or what it's called? They are great. :>
― Jordan, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)
Shredding videos = lowest form of life on der 'tube. That drummer is clearly taking the piss - ba dum pish!
― snoball, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)
The Jake E. Lee one is my favorite.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)
The Metallica one is amazing.
― Jordan, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)
the st. sanders guy who makes all these = total hero
― J0hn D., Monday, 22 October 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)
holy shit
― cutty, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)
Metallica: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttaqVd0rOjA&mode=related&search=
― Jordan, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)
santana is the best one for sure.
― chaki, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)
Here is a link with some the youtube thread chock full of goodness
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)
Some of these wind up sounding like early boredoms
― filthy dylan, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)
how have i missed this???
― 69, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
they keyboard on the clapton one is roffletastic
― gff, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
yeah 69 get with the program
Eric Clapton shreds - http://youtube.com/watch?v=nCzUMjCykn8
Eddie Van Halen shreds - http://youtube.com/watch?v=CXbCt_1mrak
Slash shreds - http://youtube.com/watch?v=EEwIRZ9pLCM
Steve Vai shreds in Denver - http://youtube.com/watch?v=_s3Sk8o3xaU
Jake E. Lee shreds -- http://youtube.com/watch?v=Eqtk6kKTlDM&
-- Milton Parker, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:57 (1 month ago) Link
(I usually started people on the Eric Clapton because it's the most plausible and disarming, then once warmed up, into the Metallica / Van Halen / Santana and then the Jake E Lee is the knockout)
stsanders' little comments for each video are key ("02:46-03:10 hyper improvisation jam") and anyone who has Focus- Hocus Pocus (live '73) on his favorites = my kind of fellow
― Milton Parker, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
oh shit new iron maiden one!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AkAx-j9whiA
― chaki, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)
ok thats the best one
― chaki, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)
i dont get it
― and what, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)
thats because you are kind of slow
― chaki, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)
oh my God the maiden one
― J0hn D., Monday, 22 October 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)
Jake E. Lee one is a champ, too.
― roxymuzak, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)
yeah the clapping on the Jake E Lee one (not the audience, the Ozzy claps) are so sad and wonderful and hilarious
― J0hn D., Monday, 22 October 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)
i don't get it either. LOL old guys playing guitar...?
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)
r u srs
― gff, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)
haaaaahahaha
aaahahaha
― J0hn D., Monday, 22 October 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)
i guess the joke is that theyre dudes who dont normally play lengthy abstract guitar solos but dude made it look like they do.... ok then
― and what, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)
Django: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6rBR0ujRmA
― Eazy, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)
wait til you guys see the parody snoop video where instead of rapping about bitches and hoes hes rapping about - get this - biscuits and scones!
― and what, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)
I love how the drums are always made by some 1993 casio keyboard
― filthy dylan, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)
and so far the vocals I've heard have been samples from I think Mario and the stock "scream" from movies
― filthy dylan, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)
Fred Durst http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UQ_ZhC-1CU
― Future_Perfect, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)
what are you guys thinking, making light of people who enjoy crafty guitar work, & rhymes about biscuits & scones
― deeznuts, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)
the keyboard at about 1:14 in the Santana one is just the greatest thing of all time
ethan it's not "lengthy and abstract," it's "comic"
― J0hn D., Monday, 22 October 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)
I've been watching these daily and still manage to come to tears every time.
I can't decide if Clapton or Santana is my favorite - Santana, overall, has the funniest ensemble humors - the interplay between the keyboardist and Carlos is priceless. But Clapton's facial expressions and body language make for a funnier subject of focus.
I've emailed this to many friends and relatives without explanation and it's amazing how many of them are like "what's wrong with Clapton? When is this from?" Hahahaha....
― Davey D, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
also "terrible" but everything's just in synch enough to plausible (almost)
xpost
― Jordan, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
ethan still doesnt seem to get it
― chaki, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
My favorite is the Van Halen one where it goes into a brief bit of "Iron Man"--dudes, I was on the floor....dying!
― JN$OT, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)
maybe one of you geniuses can explain it better
― and what, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)
i guess the joke is that theyre dudes who dont normally play lengthy abstract guitar solos but dude made it look like they do
the opposite of this
― chaki, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)
the subjects of these videos are generally regarded as great guitarists. but the music is...not that good!
― gff, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)
Favorite moments:
Keyboard player in Clapton vid @ 0:38 Percussion dude in Santana vid @ 0:26 saying something into the mic Fuck it, the whole Santana vid
― Davey D, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)
The first of these I saw made me gently smile once. If I don't find them funny more than once does that mean I have no joy in my heart? They just seem funny like ironic cover versions are funny, i.e. never-to-once and barely.
― caek, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)
got it during the slash one
i have such a faint idea of how clapton plays anything except the radio hits that, watching that one first, i was just like "err whats the big deal?"
― Mark Clemente, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)
funnier than these videos = picturing aw trying to decipher spinal tap
― deeznuts, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)
-- gff, Monday, October 22, 2007 8:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
do u need to like eric clapton to find this funny?
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)
NO!!!!
― Davey D, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)
Had to close my door from laughing at the drum pad with the "Damn!" and air horn sounds.
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:49 (eight years ago)
Yeah, the air horns did me in.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2018 19:04 (eight years ago)
yessssss
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 8 February 2018 19:05 (eight years ago)
That's just the funniest thing, but perhaps the funniest thing to the fewest people for the most specific reasons.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2018 19:07 (eight years ago)
^^^^^
― doug watson, Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:29 (eight years ago)
Given the hysterical response to that video, it's clear that I should continue to keep my Beaterator tracks to myself.
― I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:12 (eight years ago)
holy fucking shit this rules
― Simon H., Friday, 9 February 2018 02:37 (eight years ago)
I was curious enough to go watch the original video, and in only made the shred one funnier.
― I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 February 2018 03:00 (eight years ago)
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― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 9 February 2018 03:03 (eight years ago)
that mixer preview is amazing tho
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 9 February 2018 03:04 (eight years ago)
omg i missed this one from a few years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgbGPGDgOQI
― Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 February 2018 03:19 (eight years ago)
have the original St. Sanders Shreds videos ever been re-uploaded to YouTube? i was really bummed when they got taken down & that was years ago
― flappy bird, Friday, 9 February 2018 06:25 (eight years ago)
another classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22i57u2eMDE
― niels, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:19 (eight years ago)
Dying... I hadn't seen that before
― doug watson, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:24 (eight years ago)
omg when chick goes through all the different stupid presets in his keyboard!
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:32 (eight years ago)
Maneater https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l56Hdjx0ckg
― calstars, Friday, 9 February 2018 19:10 (eight years ago)
oh my god that Corea + Hancock video is so well synced up
the grin on Herbie's face is killin me right now
― frogbs, Friday, 9 February 2018 19:17 (eight years ago)
and yes @ that Hall & Oates one...pew! pew! pew!! gettin a Legion of Rock Stars vibe from that one
still think the Elvis one's never been topped but man, these are all so good
― frogbs, Friday, 9 February 2018 19:21 (eight years ago)
I went back and watched the Eddie Van Halen one, which might have been the first or one of the first I ever saw, and it still kills me.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:21 (eight years ago)
the part where he plays a little bit of iron man and fucks it up, holy shit
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:22 (eight years ago)
https://news.avclub.com/its-3-p-m-lets-watch-fred-durst-unleash-an-astonishin-1826142870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MI-_jWAmlE
― THERE IS NO PHIL D. THERE IS ONLY LIZ (Phil D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 16:45 (eight years ago)
i have seen this and to be fair to fred, i believe he was sound checking
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 17:05 (eight years ago)
βIll fated shreddingβ
― calstars, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 17:14 (eight years ago)
I thought this was a St Sanders esque redub with hilariously bad vocals but...nope. actually Vince Neill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pdQnZLEWNo
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 17:56 (six years ago)
omg
― calstars, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 18:04 (six years ago)
It was a treat to see Questlove discover and fall down the *SHREDS* rabbit hole a few weeks back, he was posting tons of videos on his Instagram story.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 18:07 (six years ago)
I love to revisit them. Still haven't lost their shine.
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 18:09 (six years ago)
wait what the hell are the actual lyrics then
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 18:19 (six years ago)
Nobody knows, the scrolls were lost
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 18:20 (six years ago)
I still laugh out loud when I think of the end of Help, "ELM.....BEEF!!!......ELM!!!!!.....BEEF!!!"
― Maresn3st, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 18:42 (six years ago)
so meta:
ππ π‘ππ²π π³π¬π pic.twitter.com/33LQaxCHif— 100 gecs (@100gecs) November 21, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 19:47 (six years ago)
H and I still often quote the Bohemian Rhapsody vid: "It's my bad cool dad!" "WE MIGHT BE HAVING FIIIISH" etc. I think sometimes we don't even remember where it came from when we're saying it, these are just things that we say.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 20:49 (six years ago)
I hadn't seen the Celine Dion 'My Heart Will Go On' one until recently but my god there is one particular moment in there where I'm pretty sure I laughed so hard I ruptured something.
― War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 20:56 (six years ago)
Vince Neil is without a doubt the worst singer I have ever seen perform.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:10 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdwTP1-WL5Y
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:12 (six years ago)
^ The most diplomatic guy ever, and apparently Sammy Hagar's cousin.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:20 (six years ago)
Vince and Paul need to tour together:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LNXOIGuxHU
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:26 (six years ago)
Paul demonstrating why you never schedule extensive oral surgery immediately prior to a gig.
― War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 22:45 (six years ago)
the jessie j one is my all-time favourite of these
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 23:26 (six years ago)
This SHREDS video of Journey's Separate Ways always makes me laugh because it banks on the fact that no instrument is actually plugged.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD8ffB9JU64
― βββ (Moka), Thursday, 28 November 2019 04:23 (six years ago)
I don't know if it's an actual 'shreds' video or a 'musicless' music video as the title implies but it's sort of the same concept.
― βββ (Moka), Thursday, 28 November 2019 04:24 (six years ago)
ok I see now by looking at the related videos that the 'musicless music video' is another thing but they live in the same awkward universe as the shreds ones. I'll be right back I will be watching as many as I can.
― βββ (Moka), Thursday, 28 November 2019 04:27 (six years ago)
I feel like this one was shared earlier in here but it makes a ridiculous music video even better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHkhIjG0DKc
― βββ (Moka), Thursday, 28 November 2019 04:28 (six years ago)
the ableton 10 tweet died so here's the og video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3UlKCqtZrc
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 30 November 2019 00:33 (six years ago)
Is this also the thread to share βfailsβ vids? Prince fails etc
― calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2019 01:24 (six years ago)
xpost I still think that is the funniest thing ever. I lose my shit at the air horn.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 30 November 2019 04:09 (six years ago)
Tamplin wasn't so diplomatic with Sebastian Bach, lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuXQJc2aoRA
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 November 2019 06:24 (six years ago)
I don't know where else to post this, but 10 years ago on YouTube there was a version of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" where the vocal track was about a quarter second behind the beat, and it was hilariously bad, and I can't stop thinking about it today.
― Attached by piercing jewelry (bernard snowy), Thursday, 7 July 2022 14:33 (three years ago)
I heard an anecdote from David Gamson (producer / Scritti Politti member) where he found that the separate tracks in the Pet Sounds box sit together perfectly in Protools. So he pitch shifted some of them so they were just out and made a mixdown. Then, when he next had guests round for dinner, he started a conversation along the lines of "Don't get me wrong, I like the Beach Boys but their tuning could have been better" and played them the mixdown when they asked what the heck he was talking about.
― Supposed Former ILM Lurker (WeWantMiles), Thursday, 7 July 2022 17:47 (three years ago)
must hear.
― "Why is the voice of reason treated as the unreliable narrator?", asked (Austin), Thursday, 7 July 2022 18:41 (three years ago)