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N: Beastie Boys - Brass Monkey: "We got the bottle - you got the cup/Come on everybody let's get ffffff [fucked up]"
N-1: Pavement - AT&T - "and skinny skinny people don't like that/
when you call on them [fat]"
N-2: Eminem - Criminal - "I drink malt liquor to fuck you up quicker
than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin' the word [nigger]"

What else?

― graf cycliz (graf cycliz), Monday, 31 July 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

N-3: Brand Nubian - Dedication - "LL who always keep the girls jingling/C'mon honey dip, you can jingle on my... (Yo, cool chill)"

N-4: NWA - Something 2 Dance 2 - "There it is, so now what's next/How'bout a little ssssssssssss"

+a million funny country songs.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 31 July 2006 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

And I got downhearted,
Everytime that I...

― musically (musically), Monday, 31 July 2006 05:19 (nineteen years ago)

Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!

― max (maxreax), Monday, 31 July 2006 05:20 (nineteen years ago)

"shaving cream"

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Monday, 31 July 2006 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/263521~The-Two-Ronnies-Posters.jpg

― Faceless Man U Popper (noodle vague), Monday, 31 July 2006 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

"I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck/I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to...ah, ah, ah ah!" (Madonna, "Erotica")

"Fido, your leash is too long/I don't know where I went wrong/You scare me out of my wits
When you do that Shit...zhu/Fido, your leash is too long" (sort of. Magnetic Fields, "Fido")

― brittle-lemon (brittle-lemon), Monday, 31 July 2006 06:28 (nineteen years ago)

Ronnie B looks like the fat gay one from Ballamory there.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 31 July 2006 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

"Mr. Brightside" for consideration, since the use of the misdirection is meant to mirror the theme of the song, which is Stiffy Stifferson going nuts imagining all the freaky stuff his love interest is up to with another guy. I guess.

"Now they’re going to bed/ And my stomach is sick/ And it’s all in my head/ But she’s touching his...chest, Now"

See? You imagined it, too.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Monday, 31 July 2006 07:03 (nineteen years ago)

I like this one:

Getting stuck, getting truck /
If you came in late you're shit outta luck /
Chicken heads let me hear you cluck /
Back to the hotel so we can

Fannypack 'Twisted'

― alext (alext), Monday, 31 July 2006 07:47 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, I forgot about "Shaving Cream." Timeless.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

MF Doom on "Great Day":

Spit so many verses, sometimes my jaw twitches
One thing this party could use is more... booze.

― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

What's this "shaving cream" business?

― graf cycliz (graf cycliz), Monday, 31 July 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

Madvillain, "Curls"

"Yup, you know it, growing up too fast
Showing up to class with MoÃ«t in a flask
He ask the teacher if he leave will he pass
His girl is home alone he trying to get the @$$"

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

"Shaving Cream" = novelty song where the gimmick is that every verse would make more sense if it ended on "shit" but they roll through the "sh" into "shaving cream", eg:

And now folks my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of
shaving cream,
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

I loved it when I was a kid....too young to get the joke even! Just fun to sing.

― Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

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