oh no! SPANKING VIDEO GAME! oh no!

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BOON-GA BOON-GA!

BOON-GA BOON-GA SCREENSHOT!!

"This is a fun game of spanking the peopple [sic] that make your life miserable. When you spank the character that you choose to punish, the face expression of the character will change as they scream and twitch in pain. The funny face expressions will make people laugh and relieve the stress."

:-o

"Select from 8 characters to spank. When you spank the character that you chose, the cards will be shuffled. After detecting your power with a sensor, a card will come out. It will explain your sexual behavior."

"Characters: EX-GIRLFRIEND, GANGSTER, GOLD DIGGER, CHILD MOLESTOR, EX-BOYFRIEND, MOTHER-IN-LAW, PROSTITUE, CON ARTIST"

I am in shock. SHOCK I TELL YOU

:-O

SEE?

I can't even get started...

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 08:08 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

It's worse than you think - despite the spanking description, the actual aim is to stick your finger as far up the virtual ass as possible...
http://www.sixsixfive.com/229.html
Are there any ILE-ers in Japan who can give us cutural commentry on this?

Simeon (Simeon), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 10:08 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Well, damn.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 10:55 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

cutural = cultural obviously, damn my Boon-Ga sized fingers.

Dan Perry in "lost for words" shocka!

Simeon (Simeon), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 12:56 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Dan Perry in "lost for words" shocka!

My goodness, you're right! It's a tragic day for our species.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:41 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Come on, is there any POSSIBLE way that I can improve upon the wrongness of this?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:43 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

APEX. OF. HUMAN. ACHIEVEMENT.

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:47 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

The facial expressions are what really make it. (The cabinet is a close second. I WANT ONE.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:53 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

So, who's who? I can't figure out the ex girlfriend, the prostitute, or the gold digger... like they're different things!
Not to mention the ex boyfriend, the child molestor, and the con artist!

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:56 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

man alive!

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:01 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

and more importantly: who would be in the ilx version!

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:01 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Gold-digger = second from left.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:04 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Crikey, why isn't there a version where you do the spanking and the ass-fingering and the person, like, enjoys it?

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:26 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I assume that's what the prostitute is there for.

It just struck me that a game where you simulate ass-finger your mother-in-law is the WRONGEST THING EVER DEVISED.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:27 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Momus to thread! What on earth does this game say about Japanese culture?

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:49 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

they were already wiping their collective ass with paper while we were still learning about using it to write on, maybe this is some kind of massive cultural recto-centric shift that we'll only fully understand in like 50 years

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:58 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

recto-centric!

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 18:50 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I must to Japan now! For to pointy the Hoo-hah!

J (Jay), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 23:59 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

one year passes...
Ah, good times.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:00 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

are you just digging around for ass-related threads this afternoon Dan?

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:03 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Um... maybe?

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:08 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Dan "Dig Dug" Perry.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:29 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

So, there isn't an American version of this yet, because.....?

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:31 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Because Sega dropped out of the console market.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:34 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I am inconsolable. Or is it disconsolate?

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:38 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Uncolonosoluble.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:40 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

"This is a fun game of spanking the peopple [sic] that make your life miserable... The funny face expressions will make people laugh and relieve the stress."

Oh, I bet the person whose life was made miserable by a real life child molester will find that this ass-pokingly fun game relieves the stress.

martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:45 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Uncolonosoluble.
-- donut bitch (do...), April 21st, 2004.

Like Cheney, right?

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 21:09 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

nine months pass...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS SO FIXATED ON THE WRONGNESS OF THE MOTHER-IN-LAW THAT I MISSED THE WRONGNESS OF THE CHILD MOLESTER!!!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:54 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

one month passes...
Hi Dan.

donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 12:04 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Hi!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 12:41 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I got a big RESTRICTED message when I tried to click on those images...I wonder why....

smee (smee), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 12:58 (twelve years ago) Permalink

six months pass...
HI DONUT

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:55 (twelve years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

BOON-GA

HI DERE, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

i am sad there are not more detailed screenshots

strongohulkington, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:14 (ten years ago) Permalink

Aldo Cowpat has actually played this game. Or so he claims.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

NO WAI

HI DERE, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

jealous

strongohulkington, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

This is begging to be released for Wii.

kenan, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:20 (ten years ago) Permalink

Haha, the horrors of ATPs gone by come back to haunt.

I played it in an arcade (or an upmarket pachinko hall) between Ueno park and Akihabra (down behind the area with the vending machines towards Ueno station in the opposite direction from the station - towards Shohebashi?). It was... an experience. I'm not sure I want to repeat it, although I might have said otherwise at Camber.

(In other news, get yerself to Minehead DV)

aldo, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

(but not for December because I is not going to that, I is placing Frances in cryogenic freezing)

aldo, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

whatever happened to donut, anyway?

kingfish, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:21 (ten years ago) Permalink

A baby ate his dingo.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

wot, again?

kingfish, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Crikey, why isn't there a version where you do the spanking and the ass-fingering and the person, like, enjoys it?

-- nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, October 9, 2002 1:26 PM (Wednesday, October 9, 2002 1:26 PM) Bookmark Link

CRIKEY

HI DERE, Monday, 9 July 2007 03:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.cbonline.org.au/resources/images/779_1.jpg

haitch, Monday, 9 July 2007 03:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

and more importantly: who would be in the ilx version!
haha, omg

haitch, Monday, 9 July 2007 03:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

tuomas
kenan

get bent, Monday, 9 July 2007 03:45 (ten years ago) Permalink

otm

haitch, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:14 (ten years ago) Permalink

the... the mascots...

anatol_merklich, Monday, 9 July 2007 06:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

and more importantly: who would be in the ilx version!

I sense... a poll...

Trayce, Monday, 9 July 2007 07:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

Have a fun!!! Enjoy

Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 July 2007 11:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

We never did do this poll, did we.

HI DERE, Thursday, 21 February 2008 20:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

o dear

Thomas, Thursday, 21 February 2008 21:02 (nine years ago) Permalink

Dan, how can there be a poll for this when everyone on ilx uniformally qualifies?

Mackro Mackro, Friday, 22 February 2008 00:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

Time flies! I can't believe that, six years later, I have yet to virtually anally rape a video child molester.

My life is becoming a history of tiny failures.

J, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

I'm here, Dan!

Mackro Mackro, Friday, 20 June 2008 05:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

seven years pass...

never forget

STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2016 20:56 (one year ago) Permalink


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