how much weed u smoke (week)

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
none 58
gram or so 14
eighth 14
if someone passed me a joint i would maybe pretend toke not inhale 7
half 5
ounce+ 1
ounce 0


dylannn, Friday, 16 May 2014 11:12 (nine years ago) link

None. Probably smoked weed 10 times total and not since the 90s.

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 16 May 2014 11:21 (nine years ago) link

i guess this poll doesn't include concentrate smokers.

dylannn, Friday, 16 May 2014 11:24 (nine years ago) link

gd luck to any ilxors smoking an ounce plus every week

i wld say my average is somewhere between an eighth and a quarter a week

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 16 May 2014 11:26 (nine years ago) link

About an eighth

mm that pink og kush

Dreamland, Friday, 16 May 2014 11:38 (nine years ago) link

None, as it started making me paranoid and withdrawn in my early twenties. I try it again maybe once a year, always has the same effect. Kind of a shame, as I used to love it and objectively believe it to be a better drug than alcohol.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 16 May 2014 13:40 (nine years ago) link

there's no option for "none, but i wish it was more b/c i have kids or not enough time or not enough friends to smoke with or buy from"

marcos, Friday, 16 May 2014 13:47 (nine years ago) link

btwn an eighth and a teenth depending.

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Friday, 16 May 2014 13:48 (nine years ago) link

closest to a gram if anything

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 13:49 (nine years ago) link

no option for "sure if i'm around it but i couldn't possibly be bothered to get it on my own"

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 May 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link

yea it just feels like a pain nowadays to try to track down a dealer. seems like a lot of work. i suppose i could make a couple phone calls and it could happen but at this point i'm kind of just holding out for legalization unless i'm around people who offer it to me.

we're visiting friends in colorado next weekend though so i'm pretty psyched about that.

marcos, Friday, 16 May 2014 13:55 (nine years ago) link

Gram or so?

That bud in the jpeg would last me about 10 days.

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 16 May 2014 13:56 (nine years ago) link

looks like a jar of pickles behind that bud

marcos, Friday, 16 May 2014 13:57 (nine years ago) link

no option for "sure if i'm around it but i couldn't possibly be bothered to get it on my own"

Yeah, this.

Tuomas, Friday, 16 May 2014 13:59 (nine years ago) link

one single skin a night if i'm on my own, two/three full joints when with palls.

online hardman, Friday, 16 May 2014 14:02 (nine years ago) link

1/8-1/4th i guess i've never really measured it. half+ seems like a lot though.

Mordy, Friday, 16 May 2014 14:29 (nine years ago) link

About 1/8. Recently bought vapouriser tho so hopefully 0 soon.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 16 May 2014 14:34 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah, vape life!

http://www.ploom.com/media/wysiwyg/Screen_Shot_2014-01-20_at_1.34.23_PM.png

Mordy, Friday, 16 May 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link

zero. ever. in my life.

but thinking about vacationing in colorado this year. cuz why not?

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link

is that u

online hardman, Friday, 16 May 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link

somebody complained about this on the "rolling cannabis politics thread" but it's been posted on nearly every pot thread with great fanfare so i feel like this thread needs to have it too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVOZeT2W6Bo

marcos, Friday, 16 May 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link

i have no idea but guessing half...every night and i got a big problem!

Iago Galdston, Friday, 16 May 2014 15:15 (nine years ago) link

how is that possible?

Mordy, Friday, 16 May 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

i voted!

surm, Friday, 16 May 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

i'm telling you, mordy, i don't know how much an ounce is so i could be way off. i don't smoke a huge amount each night, but i don't drink, stopped emotional eating, and quit smoking cigs three months ago. thus, i vape. like clockwork.

Iago Galdston, Friday, 16 May 2014 15:37 (nine years ago) link

and you're vaping too! there's no way you're vaping half an ounce a night. that's just insane.

Mordy, Friday, 16 May 2014 15:39 (nine years ago) link

like standard vape bowl, you'd probably have to grind and refill at least 10+ times in an evening to use half an ounce (i am completely making these numbers up but they sound right to me)

Mordy, Friday, 16 May 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link

think u have to face the possibility that you are being outstoned here

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 16 May 2014 15:42 (nine years ago) link

there are for sure ppl who smoke much more than me. i'm just surprised at that much per evening.

Mordy, Friday, 16 May 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link

oh no! i do two standard vape bowls a night! sorry, i was way off

Iago Galdston, Friday, 16 May 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link

it's affecting my work though so eventually i have to cut back

Iago Galdston, Friday, 16 May 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link

where is "all of it" option

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 May 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link

Yeah "what's available" option again

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 16 May 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link

there's no option for "none, but i wish it was more b/c i have kids or not enough time or not enough friends to smoke with or buy from"

^^^

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 16 May 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link

getting a medical marijuana card has made getting regularly supplied with cheap weed such a easy thing it's unbelievable. I stop by the one run by a former neighbor maybe once a month, stock up and I'm in and out in like 15 minutes on my way home from work. it's nuts.

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 May 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link

I average about 1.5 joints a day.. kinda too much. my soon to by wife is quitting her job next year so should probably cut that in half.. =(

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 May 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link

and xp

yes the trip to the weed store followed by the bodega that sells all manner of craft beers is the happiest errands I will run in my life

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 May 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link

i'm so jelly

Mordy, Friday, 16 May 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link

yea medical is coming to MA soon. laws passed but it hasn't been implemented. how easy is it to get a card? (asking those of you in states that already have an infrastructure.) assuming you don't have an illness that actually would be helped be MM, what does it take to get a card?

marcos, Friday, 16 May 2014 16:11 (nine years ago) link

i think it differs by state. i know NJ has much more rigid requirements for MM than CA. i'm not sure what the MA law looks like.

Mordy, Friday, 16 May 2014 16:12 (nine years ago) link

i.e. what's the threshold? if you go in vaguely talking about migraines or anxiety or whatever, do you get asked lots of questions?

marcos, Friday, 16 May 2014 16:13 (nine years ago) link

about an eighth, tho on holidays that goes up.

clouds, Friday, 16 May 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link

often none, quite a lot this week

ogmor, Friday, 16 May 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link

Have never smoked weed.

pandemic, Friday, 16 May 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link

there's no option for "none, but i wish it was more b/c i have kids or not enough time or not enough friends to smoke with or buy from"

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 16 May 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link

^

how's life, Friday, 16 May 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link

Grown-ass people need a place to buy weed.

how's life, Friday, 16 May 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link

can none of you thwarted smokers not grow yr own?

when i first started buying/smoking on the reg, my main drug buddy at the rec shop where we both worked would always help out one of our middle aged toker/customers to score small amounts of decent weed. He didn't do it for personal gain, but out of a sense of smoking-karmic-togetherness, and that's always stuck w/ me.

i am now that middle aged toker and eternally grateful to the young scamps who help me out w decent weed etc.

so cultivate the young, and do other ppl something kind, when you can

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 16 May 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link

if you go in vaguely talking about migraines or anxiety or whatever, do you get asked lots of questions?

I have legit issues (imo) but the doc I got my card from didn't ask too many questions, it took maybe an hour all told.

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 May 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link

"hoards of bros in streetwear puffing everywhere"

this is fantastic imagery

brimstead, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 21:41 (six years ago) link

i haven't seen a roving horde of weedsmokers but i can't imagine it would be any more of an annoyance than the roving horde of drunk people who yell Woo, and even then i'd much rather be in the area of the weedsmokers, who are probably just laughing at things, then the area of the drunk Wooers, who could challenge you to a physical confrontation if you're unlucky

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 21:41 (six years ago) link

Otm

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link

but really, who doesn't enjoy some drunk big guy threatening to pick you up and raise you above their heads in order to impress the roving horde of Wooers circled around him, it could be a big moment for everyone

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link

We had a few legal things delivered, almost as a lark, while in San Francisco in June. It "accidentally" got packed and traveled back to Virginia with us.

Two joints and two chocolate bars have lasted us, um, four months. There's actually still some of both left! With modern stuff it just doesn't take very much to provide a satisfactory excursion - after dinner, at a concert, on a day off, while playing music with friends. I have found myself much more relaxed, much more able to just enjoy, without getting all furtive and paranoid and whatnot.

Def. superior to the sketchy college using pattern, where you had to know somebody who knew somebody and you may have had to go to an unfamiliar part of town and hand money to people you didn't know and then you had to worry about the RA and the police and the non-chill roommate etc. etc. etc.

Also, I have always hated only having access to drugs when you're at a party and you need to be social, because I am way introverted and mostly just want to go home and curl up in my own blankie and have my own books and records and guitars and drinks and foods and preferred sexual partner. Doing drugs at parties just makes me tired and cranky.

what if a much of a which of a wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 21:52 (six years ago) link

I haven't been smoking (actually, vaping) much, it's been hard to time given how little free time I have these days - I actually can't sleep well unless I've passed back into pretty much sober which means I have to either smoke early and have everything that I needed to get done done or I have to stay up extra late.

louise ck (milo z), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 21:57 (six years ago) link

was playing poker at a buddy's place the other night and he had a vape pen except it was a dabbing pen with shatter in it. i couldn't bring myself to try it because i was trying to win money (and i did, $15 canadian, woo) but i was certainly curious.

-_- (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link

i'm approaching a quarter a week lately and i'm not ~particularly~ happy about it..

ian, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link

that's a lot!

the late great, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 22:39 (six years ago) link

i'm doing a PhD and kept having to mini-quit a day or two before exams but then i would get insomnia, so i just stopped cold and now it's been a month and i'm back to reading to put me to sleep

― flopson, Monday, October 30, 2017 9:49 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol this was second year of med school for me

k3vin k., Tuesday, 31 October 2017 22:40 (six years ago) link

xp ime at about a quarter of that rate one starts running up one's tolerance w/o any added "benefit"

the late great, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link

yeah. the problem is pretty much that i'm not working as much these days and just have tons of time at home where all i wanna do is get stoned and listen to records. not the worst, but it's not a cheap habit.

ian, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 23:02 (six years ago) link

i'm down to about a hit or two a night / 5 or 6 nights of the week

if i'm hanging w/ other folks it might be more

definitely there are diminishing returns after more than 3 hits ime. i try to maintain a low enough tolerance such that taking one hit will usually be sufficient for a nice head change

marcos, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 13:28 (six years ago) link

btw what is "shatter?" this new world of oils, tinctures, concentrates and tbh commercially-made edibles is quite foreign to me

marcos, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 13:29 (six years ago) link

shatter is just a form of extract that has gone through a lot of filtration to get it down to the purest form. It needs to be dabbed with a rig , approach with caution. I've only done it a few times , the last one was when i went to a friends house for a quick visit and ended up stuck on his couch for about 4 hours after taking one dab.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link

So is all this stuff readily available in CA now?

Moodles, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link

pretty much yeah

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 14:41 (six years ago) link

these kids today and their dabbing

what if a much of a which of a wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 14:57 (six years ago) link

all i wanna do is get stoned and listen to records

story of my life

brimstead, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 14:59 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agocMrIfLyc

dabs usually involve a blowtorch and a glowing titanium 'nail', which I can't get past seeming like an incredibly bad idea

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link

if there's anyone you can trust around naked flames and hot metal it's stoners

proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link

f that s

brimstead, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link

In my day, we Magyvered a bowl out of an apple or a soda can. Hmph.

Careful with that Ax, Emanuel (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link

the actual buds that have today are super potent and have awesome flavors so i have no need for dabbing. Vape pens however are super convenient and discreet so i usually have one of those handy to supplement the bud.

i mostly get stuff from these dudes and it's insane
https://i.imgur.com/zlsLqIG.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 16:04 (six years ago) link

Thank God for my family as I’d be a total stoner alcoholic if not for them

calstars, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 16:15 (six years ago) link

Instead of just a weekend warrior

calstars, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 16:15 (six years ago) link

i haven't seen a roving horde of weedsmokers but i can't imagine it would be any more of an annoyance than the roving horde of drunk people who yell Woo

so super fucking annoying then?

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link

haha yeah, but the unstated part of that was that i rarely see the drunk Woo people, and when i do it's because i'm in a part of town late at night with a lot of bar, or at a baseball game. so even though they are very annoying, it ends up being a tiny bit of life, easily avoided. and i'm guessing that the coughing weedbros are even rarer of a sight. like maybe avoid pearl street in boulder and watch out if you're walking around the 420 Den in denver but other than that...

however, i am willing to be convinced of the existence of hordes of street prowling weedbros! basically i'm saying can i be shown pics of weirdos who might love...i can't finish this. i try to join in on pun culture in ILX but i can't. 420 forever.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link

i am just responsibly reporting third hand gossip :)

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link

I don't know what ums is envisioning, but my experience in legal states is not roaming packs of weedbros, but people stepping out of a bar to have a drag or two on a pen, or passing a small pipe for a minute before a show, or getting really wild by puffing a joint before getting on the bus after work.

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link

xpost oh well

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link

I admit that on more than one occasion I have eaten half a cookie or a single mint before watching a band or movie, and then terrorised the streets by walking alone back to where I was staying #partoftheproblem

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link

I swear I saw/smelled LESS public weed smoking after it was legalized in WA than before. But I smelled unsmoked weed a lot more, like the guy in line in front of you at the grocery store who obviously had an incredibly smelly bud in his jacket. I moved to a medical-only state this summer and see much more casual public smoking here for sure.

My (university) students also all seemed to stop wearing obvious weed-related clothing - it wasn't edgy to have a shirt that with a pot leaf or the word DAB on it anymore, so it was like wearing a shirt that said BEER on it and expecting everyone to be stoked about it.

There were a ton more people who used it and were open about it though, like older people who hadn't smoked in years, or some of my wife's grad students who were super nerds and had never used it before but would casually mention how they all had edibles and a bottle of wine and watched a movie over the weekend.

joygoat, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 19:33 (six years ago) link

like older people who hadn't smoked in years,

i respect this crowd and i also feel so sorry for them. they wanted to smoke, obviously, but didn't want to deal with the hassle of finding it and/or didn't want to break the law. i understand this lawful approach but think about how many really boring saturday nights could have been at least slightly mitigated

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 19:36 (six years ago) link

i'm not sure if Bhutan is still trying to measure Gross National Happiness, but you know if they legalized it the GNH would jump up

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link

In the Kingdom of Bhutan, cannabis is so prolific that it is seen as a pest, and is fed to pigs rather than being used by humans for fibre or intoxicant purposes. Bhutan lacks a close connection with the plant. However, there is some evidence of traditional use, and use in modern times is increasing.

https://sensiseeds.com/en/blog/cannabis-bhutan/

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 19:43 (six years ago) link

people of bhutan, do what you think is best, but...you should consider establishing a close connection with this plant

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 19:49 (six years ago) link

I had a stamp of Bhutan once when I was young. It was my prize possession, along with a stamp of Brunei. Bhutan with they happiness index, Brunei with its sultan as richest person in the world. Before Bill Gates ran away with that.

Pigs being high has got to count for something though, right? That could lead to happiness.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link

Unfortunately the pigs all started buying Phish records.

Careful with that Ax, Emanuel (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 20:00 (six years ago) link

the rebellious stoner pigs listen to pig destroyer

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 20:01 (six years ago) link

roving weedbro reporting for duty!

calstars, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link

get out there and go have a conversation

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link

Conversation skill usually the first casualty of roving.

calstars, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:31 (six years ago) link

cannibus so not compatible with buddhism

brimstead, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:35 (six years ago) link

So is all this stuff readily available in CA now?

― Moodles, Wednesday, November 1, 2017 9:33 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pretty much yeah

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, November 1, 2017 9:41 AM

From a retail store without a prescription?

Moodles, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 22:04 (six years ago) link

In June we still needed a "medical card," which could be arranged online for a trifling fee from a very cooperative "doctor" in less than an hour.

As I understand it, that step won't be necessary starting in January.

Careful with that Ax, Emanuel (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 22:37 (six years ago) link

stores will be legal, not sure how many will be ready to go on the 1st of January

(in LA, it's hard to go too many blocks without seeing a sign for a weed doctor: walk in, pay c.$30, get prescription valid for 1 year. some will require proof of in-state address.)

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 23:07 (six years ago) link

five months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFRbZJXjWIA

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 21 April 2018 04:16 (six years ago) link

Mostly switched to edibles (gummies) these days.

VyrnaKnowlIsAHeadbanger, Saturday, 21 April 2018 04:18 (six years ago) link

And I'd say two bags of 25 10mg candies a week. Some weeks none also.

VyrnaKnowlIsAHeadbanger, Saturday, 21 April 2018 04:21 (six years ago) link


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