Children in bars

Why do parents feel the need to brings their kids to bars? Dud

don't think i would take my kid to a bar, but how do you feel about breweries

how do you feel about wisconsin

Why do parents feel the need to brings their kids to Wisconsin? Dud

my beloved bk neighborhood has been overrun by the mega rich yuppie douchebag set, and the bar on the corner now has these awful people with their kids running around and bothering people...it's called ENTITLED.

most amazing misread thread title ever

Please go elsewhere with your progeny

my beloved bk neighborhood has been overrun by the mega rich yuppie douchebag set, and the bar on the corner now has these awful people with their kids running around and bothering people...it's called ENTITLED.

― Iago Galdston, Friday, April 11, 2014 8:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so what you're saying is you feel ... entitled ... to a bar with no kids in it

does the bar serve food? i think there are laws out here about bringing underage kids into just straight up bars... maybe i'm making that up, i don't know.

bars don't have kids in them, it's right in the name: BAR

calstars do you have kids? i'm guess you don't?

fwiw i don't have a problem with this depending on circumstances. though i have a kid and i have never done it.

My sister and bro in law bring my eldest niece (four years old) to bars whenever policy permits. Last time she sat on my knees and jabbered while I drank my scotch.

This thread is relevant to my interests. I take my baby to bars all the time. If there's a changing table in the bathroom, it's fair game, IMO.

Why do intolerant tools feel the need to go to bars? Dud

It's pretty easy with Ivy. She's 4.5 months old so she just hangs out in the carrier strapped to one of us while we drinky drink drink (usually sleeping). We go during off hours though, usually a Sunday afternoon to a place we know won't be crowded or annoying.

Are you calling me an intolerant tool? lol

XP we're pretty thoughtful about it. Like I'm not wheeling a double wide stroller into the corner slashie at 11:30 on a Friday so I can throw back shots while my neglected infant screams. It's mostly between 1 and 5 in bars that I know are kid-friendly for a couple of beers then back home.

Or what Jeff said, as we share that particular baby.

I only feed my baby alcohol at home.

kinda disgusting to give kids blends if you can afford single malts imo

glenlivet 18 (weeks)

On a long flight I see no issue with blends

when I see a child in a bar, it reminds me to get absolutely wasted. because I may be so lucky to have a child of my own someday. thanks for the reminder.

I should clarify that I meant lucky in a truly positive and earnest sense there.

i am clumsy when i am drunk and could easily step on a child

how else is my toddler gonna see some quality live music

xp i wouldn't be so cocksure about it. children are swift, elusive creatures.

a lot of them are dumb slow unattended sacks too tho

Is this thread about bars or "gastropubs"?

^^^cutting to the heart of the matter

http://www.bizbash.com/content/editorial/StoryPhoto/big/e16978image4.jpg

how did you get a picture of my basement

Your kid sent me this shot after his selfie of his nursing a Balvenie.

this is what you assholes get for banning smoking in bars

adam, beware of the smarm patrol on this thread. remember. you must LOVE kids and WORSHIP everyone who's a parent...they're so special!

I am fine with babbies in bars and anywhere else UNLESS they are crying, in which case I am gonna be irritated if a parent does not remove said child until such crying ceases.

I make exceptions for moving trains, airplanes.

everywhere that has good reasonably priced food by me is a semi-bar at least, so hell yes we bring our infant to bars. this is not even a thing really in MN to be honest, kids in bars go back to the state incorporation as far as i can tell.

but yeah, not into anything that would be just booze plus a pizza oven or anything, although there are hardly any of those around, and the ones that are are pretty shitty whether you have a kid or not.

Bars that won't let me and my son sit at the bar and watch a ballgame = MASSIVE DUD. Fortunately I do in fact live in Wisconsin, where everybody brings their kid to the bar, so this is seldom a problem.

dont get the food distinction

don't bring yr kids where there is food either imo

I miss the old days when parents with children were locked in their homes at 6 PM and we godless hordes of childless adults could rule the streets, like the bad guys in The Crow.

I miss when the parents were the grownups and didn't insist on parading around their spawn as if they split the fucking atom

Society is in the gutter

my previous statement only refers to yuppified brooklyn. please disregard if you are from anywhere else, i'm sure you are very nice

Those identical twins in the stroller parked under the jukebox split the fucking embryo tbf

pls just never talk about brooklyn

I just got home from taking my baby to a bar.

Did you parade your baby around as if you were Ernest Rutherford?

No, but I breastfed her at the table while drinking a beer.

Sounds more difficult than splitting an atom imo

fusing an atom however

This was pretty funny: https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/09/kids-running-around-restaurants-care-and-feeding.html

Doxed!

d peterson 1000% otm

Disappointed mom face

these parents clearly didn’t see the NO KIDS 8 1/2 x 11 posted by the door. Now they managed to spill a book of matches on the floor

at 8 1/2 x 11 i'm surprised they fit in the door in the first place

One three year old bumps her nose and starts screaming bloody murder. Her sister runs to the front door and sprawls out completely on the floor, face first. The brother races his toy truck on the floor the entire length of the bar. Small place. The family finally makes a slight attempt to take control. The kids then start chanting “yes” in unison.

My godson and I lunched in the bar section of the restaurant; we nursed our chocolate milk and white wine like pros.

did you enjoy your chocolate milk

He thought the chardonnay too buttery.

There were kids in the bar today and it was totally chill

^ title to the new Lil' Dickie single

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/dog-cant-believe-they-allow-kids-in-this-brewery/

Dad is here with his 8 year old and what looks to be a date? He announces softly that he’s going to have a smoke, then breaks out some weed vapor and blows a plume high in the air. Kid plays with dog absentmindedly and asks his daddy to look.

https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/fdd/0b7/b2fefe6e037e3117416ea696850694a1f7-28-sloshed-kids-drinking.rhorizontal.w700.jpg

I misread the title as Chicken in Bars and now I'm recalling all the chicken I've eaten in bars. Wings, tendies, sandwiches... I've decided my favorite is the fried chicken salad I'd get at Chesterfields, a spacious and somewhat bleak dive in a grimy part of town. Corona killed it.

(the salad was exactly the same as you'd get in 1985)

they never threw it out?

Parents wheelin in dem strollers liked it’s no big ting

2 yo wandering around The bar while pavements “major leagues” plays

Buzzed dad swinging his toddler around by his arms, toddler crying, dad puts toddler on his shoulders and starts to dance

children behind bars

Well I said come over baby
We got children in the bar
Who's bar?
What bar?
My bar!

https://www.theonion.com/child-s-favorite-restaurant-also-dad-s-favorite-bar-1819579780

The first draft of Children of Men was somewhat less hard hitting.

Car alarm outside. “Get up,” mom says to girl who’s fallen

Other one is playing “Flip the thermos on to the table until it lands vertically” then falls backward knocking over a bench

Toddler at the big table
I guess there’s an economic imperative

BPA free pint glass

“can i get another cranberry juice?”

“you’ve had enough”

Toddler at the big table
I guess there’s an economic imperative

Needs one or two tweaks to be a Morrissey lyric

spouse and i brought our firstborn to meet some friends at a hype williams video retrospect at some bar years back and that was the first and only time we ever did that.

did very briefly meet whiney and he complemented the name of our kid.

Presumable mom placing 5 yo st the window seat at 9 pm

His mom holds him in her arm as she partake in a group tequila shot

Mstanding on the bar stool and hugging his Mom

I mean, isn't it better to learn about tequila shots under parental supervision, rather than at the playground?

This 2 year old left to entertain himself at an empty table for six with a plastic dinosaur. He bangs on the seat.

He’ll never remember this right

uh calstars what did you do

lol

Haha

I have very mixed feelings about Orwell (of course) but he got it at least about excluding kids from pubs. https://t.co/0g2aPEDDVN pic.twitter.com/jmOetE8nCT

— Tom Gann (@Tom_Gann) July 25, 2022

Two adolescents here with mom and dad, dad keeps ordering rounds for himself and mom. Who am I to judge, there’s so Much I don’t know

I heard about an article in last Sundays n y times about children in bars
Anyone have a link?

I subscribe to the Sunday NYT and try to at least glance at every article in the paper, but that doesn't ring a bell.

Yeah, I just tried a few different searches for the month of August and didn't find anything.

5 year old holding daddy’s hand in line for the rest room
Surely there’s a better way

40 year old genius brings his five year old daughter in to sit under the disco lights

Maybe Cib is not such a bad idea when you consider the alternative — dads drinking 40s on stoops while their kids look at dead bugs on the sidewalk

I gave up my seat to a family with a stroller and a toddler