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What's your sign?

Poll Results

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Sagittarius 12
Libra 10
Aquarius 10
Scorpio 9
Gemini 7
Virgo 6
Taurus 5
Cancer 5
Capricorn 5
Pisces 4
Aries 3
Leo 2


how's life, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:08 (seven years ago) link

sag

crüt, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:10 (seven years ago) link

Aimless, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:12 (seven years ago) link

this is the dawning of the the fuck fuckin fuckin fuck

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:13 (seven years ago) link

that's how i sing it in the car

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:14 (seven years ago) link

baphomet

am0n, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:22 (seven years ago) link

I'll be your waitress for this evening. Can I get you anything? Water? Sure, I'll fuckin carry your fucking water. *grumblegrumble*

emil.y, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:27 (seven years ago) link

someone once tried to tell me that i was a water sign and my girlfriend at the time was fire, and that's why we got along so well. but aqrs is air and we hated each other! what a dummy!

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:32 (seven years ago) link

no ophiuchus?

Real cyberpunks think Radio Shack sucks (get bent), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:36 (seven years ago) link

Bearin' water.

My grandfather took up astrology to rid himself of the Jehovah's Witnesses who'd glommed onto my mentally ill granny, and he was very good at it. Nothing freaks out JWs more than eeeeeeeevil pagan Satanic old astrology.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:41 (seven years ago) link

cancer, the biggest loser in the zodiac...every horoscope begins the same, "awww, it's not so bad, cancer..."

Iago Galdston, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:41 (seven years ago) link

we are all Pisces, admit it

nostormo, Friday, 30 August 2013 18:24 (seven years ago) link

(i'm not)

nostormo, Friday, 30 August 2013 18:25 (seven years ago) link

Season Lunar Month Fixed Element Solar Longitude Solar Term Western Date
Spring 1st – 寅(yin) Tiger Wood 314° 立春 lìchūn Feb 04 – Feb 18
329° 雨水 yǔshuǐ Feb 19 – Mar 05
2nd – 卯(mao) Rabbit Wood 344° 啓蟄 qǐzhé (驚蟄 jīngzhé) Mar 06 – Mar 20
0° 春分 chūnfēn Mar 21 – Apr 04
3rd – 辰(chen) Dragon Earth 14° 清明 qīngmíng Apr 05 – Apr 19
29° 穀雨 gǔyǔ Apr 20 – May 4
Summer 4th – 巳(si) Snake Fire 44° 立夏 lìxià May 5 – May 20
59° 小滿 xiǎomǎn May 21 – June 5
5th – 午(wu) Horse Fire 74° 芒種 mángzhòng Jun 06 – Jun 20
89° 夏至 xiàzhì Jun 21 – Jul 06
6th – 未(wei) Goat Earth 104° 小暑 xiǎoshǔ Jul 07 – Jul 22
119° 大暑 dàshǔ Jul 23 – Aug 06
Autumn 7th – 申(shen) Monkey Metal 134° 立秋 lìqiū Aug 07 – Aug 22
149° 處暑 chùshǔ Aug 23 – Sep 07
8th–酉(you) Rooster Metal 164° 白露 báilù Sep 08 – Sep 22
181° 秋分 qiūfēn Sep 23 – Oct 07
9th–戌(xu) Dog Earth 194° 寒露 hánlù Oct 08 – Oct 22
211° 霜降 shuāngjiàng Oct 23 – Nov 06
Winter 10th – 亥(hai) Pig Water 224° 立冬 lìdōng Nov 07 – Nov 21
244° 小雪 xiǎoxuě Nov 22 – Dec 06
11th – 子(zi) Rat Water 251° 大雪 dàxuě Dec 07 – Dec 21
271° 冬至 dōngzhì Dec 22 – Jan 05
12th – 丑(chou) Ox Earth 284° 小寒 xiǎohán Jan 06 – Jan 19
301° 大寒 dàhán Jan 20 – Feb 3

nostormo, Friday, 30 August 2013 18:26 (seven years ago) link

my zodiac sign is "the sex number"

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 30 August 2013 18:46 (seven years ago) link

(cancer)

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 30 August 2013 18:46 (seven years ago) link

Virgo.

Dog Man Star took a suck on a pill... (Turrican), Friday, 30 August 2013 20:19 (seven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Beit_Alpha.jpg

Mordy , Friday, 30 August 2013 22:35 (seven years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/Beit_Alpha.jpg

Mordy , Friday, 30 August 2013 22:35 (seven years ago) link

Taurus bb

Treeship, Friday, 30 August 2013 22:36 (seven years ago) link

im a gemini and so is my brother and my BF

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 August 2013 22:43 (seven years ago) link

pisces are my weakness.

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Friday, 30 August 2013 22:48 (seven years ago) link

i am surrounded by geminis at all times....not a good mix with the crab

Iago Galdston, Friday, 30 August 2013 22:55 (seven years ago) link

though i am more likely to have pointless crushes on Aries dudes.

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Friday, 30 August 2013 22:56 (seven years ago) link

i'm also gemini (tho acc to lunar hebraic astrological signs i'm taurus)

Mordy , Friday, 30 August 2013 22:56 (seven years ago) link

you act more like a taurus tbh

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Friday, 30 August 2013 22:57 (seven years ago) link

I've seen whack zodiac charts list my bday as aires. The knights templar or whoever runs this should come to a consensus.

Treeship, Friday, 30 August 2013 22:59 (seven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 5 September 2013 00:01 (seven years ago) link

gemini

johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 September 2013 00:52 (seven years ago) link

sup aries

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 00:55 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjPQowpnJGo

carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 00:56 (seven years ago) link

I've seen whack zodiac charts list my bday as aires. The knights templar or whoever runs this should come to a consensus.

― Treeship, Friday, August 30, 2013 10:59 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this supposed to be a "funny"?

james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:18 (seven years ago) link

james franco, whats your sign

johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:19 (seven years ago) link

aries. and i take this stuff seriously, which might be unfashionable around here. seems to be anyway.

james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:20 (seven years ago) link

sorry that sounded hostile. i am a bit stoned. not trying to make enemies here. i am interested in the internet.

james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:22 (seven years ago) link

what is your rising sign?

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:24 (seven years ago) link

I am Sagittarius with Capricorn rising and my moon in Cancer conjunct Saturn.

carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:26 (seven years ago) link

oh i was asking james franco, specifically, but anyone can discuss this really

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:27 (seven years ago) link

Libra

james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:27 (seven years ago) link

this was a mistake, coming here

james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:27 (seven years ago) link

we talk about you in this thread too:
no boys allowed in the room!!!!

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:28 (seven years ago) link

oh i was asking james franco, specifically, but anyone can discuss this really

― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, September 5, 2013 1:27 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was just showing off.

carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:30 (seven years ago) link

haha my moon is in Leo and I have Aries rising

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:31 (seven years ago) link

I mean I have had my chart done is that is all true.

carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:33 (seven years ago) link

Why is it that if a girl gets fucked in the ass she's still considered a virgin, but if a guy gets fucked in the ass it's "losing his virginity"? Anyway my birthday is on Saturday

i bet it's spelled B-O-R-E-D (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:32 (seven years ago) link

I'm turning 13, apparently

i bet it's spelled B-O-R-E-D (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:33 (seven years ago) link

I'm a Pisces in Uranus

I'm James Franco, bitch! (Trayce), Thursday, 5 September 2013 06:02 (seven years ago) link

I've been terrible at stewarding this poll. How very Sagittarian of me. Enough passion to c&p all the little symbols into the thread title, but then tossing it frivolously to the wind and optimistically believing it will take care of itself. Oh well, it got James Franco here at least. Hi, Mr. Franco!

I started this thread because I was listening to Jay Mohr interview Duff McKagan and Jay kept calling people "centaurs": "oh, Perry Farrell, he's a real centaur, you know what I mean?". Perry's actually a Pisces, so I don't know what the fuck dude was on about, but it piqued my interest in the zodiac, which I've never really paid any attention to at all.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ab21b9864ec6f69540b4ad82695d492/tumblr_ms1xjiZa4x1rhzia9o1_500.jpg

how's life, Thursday, 5 September 2013 08:42 (seven years ago) link

don't know if that's trve kvlt black metal astrology or what

how's life, Thursday, 5 September 2013 08:43 (seven years ago) link

As a Taurus, the texture of my food is important to me.

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Friday, 6 September 2013 02:39 (seven years ago) link

no idea if i voted in this but i'm a leo, on the cusp of whatever's after leo

one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 6 September 2013 07:14 (seven years ago) link

no, wait, before

one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 6 September 2013 07:15 (seven years ago) link

it's cancer, i'm on the cusp of cancer

aren't we all

one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 6 September 2013 07:16 (seven years ago) link

ha Saggi runs this shit

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 September 2013 07:39 (seven years ago) link

it's the weakest of the fire signs

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Friday, 6 September 2013 07:58 (seven years ago) link

you're telling me

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 September 2013 08:10 (seven years ago) link

I've seen whack zodiac charts list my bday as aires. The knights templar or whoever runs this should come to a consensus.

UK horoscopes have the 20th down as Aries and US ones have it as Taurus. I am sure there is a solid longitude-based explanation for this discrepancy and not it being even slightly made up.

So I'm an Aries, although sometimes people who take an interest in these things tell me I am totally a Taurus (bull-headed tactless boor yes, practical and reliable no) and it must be because I was born early or sth.

the supreme personality of Godhead : a summary study (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 6 September 2013 09:26 (seven years ago) link

god, i'm totally in the mood to nerd out about astrology right now but i don't think ILX is the right place for it

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:55 (seven years ago) link

do it.

how's life, Friday, 6 September 2013 14:58 (seven years ago) link

ok but does anybody besides really care about how the upcoming favorable transits of Jupiter to my natal chart may ultimately affect my career?

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 September 2013 15:23 (seven years ago) link

if not here, then where, elmo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 September 2013 15:23 (seven years ago) link

all the leos have been permabanned

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 September 2013 16:03 (seven years ago) link

I'm a Taurus babe

homosexual II, Friday, 6 September 2013 16:46 (seven years ago) link

My parents were both Taurus and v stubborn.

Once we were all on vacation and my mom remarked what a long, gentle downhill slope we were on. My dad, who was driving, said we were driving uphill. They argued over this for a few minutes, until my dad pointed out that the road was following a river and the river was flowing the opposite direction from the direction we were driving. My mom answered that the river must be flowing uphill.

Aimless, Friday, 6 September 2013 18:01 (seven years ago) link

sup virgos

no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 18:29 (seven years ago) link

my guinea pig is a virgo and he is persnickety about the arrangement of his cage, also he doesn't trust anyone

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 September 2013 18:31 (seven years ago) link

that's my kind of pig

no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 18:31 (seven years ago) link

those are virgo traits, right! (also prey animal traits)

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 September 2013 19:15 (seven years ago) link

qed Virgos = prey animals

carl agatha, Friday, 6 September 2013 19:15 (seven years ago) link

sup

mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2013 19:17 (seven years ago) link

i am definitely a persnickety distrustful prey animal

no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 19:33 (seven years ago) link

i'm not that persnickety or distrustful or preyed upon, but tbh both my domicile and exaltation *are* in mercury

mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2013 19:53 (seven years ago) link

My Venus is in Gemini. It makes love matters very weird as a Taurus who craves stability and long term commitments, but then I have this Gemini urge to, you know, fuck everyone.

homosexual II, Friday, 6 September 2013 20:01 (seven years ago) link

yo virgos. it's a challenge to type without capitalization. but, you know, i don't ever want to seem uptight. you?

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:04 (seven years ago) link

Only about things that matter, like where stuff goes in the fridge and planning my schedule.

no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 23:08 (seven years ago) link

i have used up most of my virgoness on collecting music, leaving me free to let everything else hang out

mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:14 (seven years ago) link

My favorite horoscope ever

Taurus You continue to hurt the ones you love–not because you're a weak or bad person, but because narrative logic seems to demand it of you.

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:15 (seven years ago) link

Cant believe I missed this, Im a Leo, at least 3 other Leos (dlh included) that I know of on here

the hubert harumphreys of social media (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:41 (seven years ago) link

Actually, four

the hubert harumphreys of social media (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:42 (seven years ago) link

Sorry man, I tried to make it difficult to miss with the bold text and the symbols.

les don't save me fav (how's life), Saturday, 7 September 2013 10:24 (seven years ago) link

happy birthday flamboyant goon virgo

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 September 2013 18:06 (seven years ago) link

<3 thanks
I re-read the "your coming year" horoscope prediction from 2012 and it was so otm that I cried a little.

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 8 September 2013 00:41 (seven years ago) link

Does taurus do well in relationships? Cause uh....

*tera, Sunday, 8 September 2013 05:50 (seven years ago) link

what do you all use online for horoscopes? and how knowledgeable are you about rising signs and stuff like that?

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 8 September 2013 16:32 (seven years ago) link

My friend swears by Susan Miller's astrologyzone.com. It has never resonated with me though.

*tera, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:52 (seven years ago) link

thanks, *tera

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 8 September 2013 23:25 (seven years ago) link

I forgot to vote, but my sign won anyway.

tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 8 September 2013 23:40 (seven years ago) link

three years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/nkJXSqm.jpg

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:18 (three years ago) link

my wife is a cancer

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:40 (three years ago) link

that's her astrological sign too

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:41 (three years ago) link

In her heart, she heard you say that.

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 18:03 (three years ago) link

Eric otm.

Guidonian Handsworth Revolution (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 22 June 2017 01:10 (three years ago) link

three years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/ghewVmN.jpg

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:48 (one week ago) link

Harrowing imo.

pomenitul, Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:50 (one week ago) link

according to an online rising sign calculator i just found which i am sure is 100% reliable i am also aries rising. i have no idea what that means but hey

― Nad Racket (jjjusten), Thursday, September 5, 2013 8:36 AM (seven years ago

It means you are awesome tbh. The rising sign is like the first impression you give people, or general outward self-presentation. Generally Aries rising: quick to respond and take action, energetic, comes across sometimes as bossy and blunt, often the recipient of "oh, I thought you worked here?" mistakes because of an air of confidence.

sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (one week ago) link

to summarize the poll though:

air signs (27) vastly outnumber signs in all the other elements, which are about even (16/17/18) -- which totally makes sense for a mostly text based message board about music, media, politics, etc.

and a fairly even mix of:
fixed signs: 26
cardinal signs: 23
mutable signs: 29

sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:08 (one week ago) link

lotta airheads and blowhards all up in this piece

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:12 (one week ago) link


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