have you ever sexted

Yeah...now he looks like the guy I could have met.

I guess I was born at the right time. I seemed to have made the most out of what was available to me at the time. If I were 20 today, it wouldn't be good because it would be too good.

why not sext

I used to sext, it was good

now I pass out alone, it is not as good

heterosexual men digging on dicks in porn isn't 100% about imagining it's your dick

but hetero dudes DO dig on dick, right?

dicks r weird

I have not sexted.

shit i lost my post.

okay, yeah, they do. it's not just about putting yourself behind the controls of a priapic mecha. males in porn are still an object of sexual interest and curiosity for heterosexual masturbators. and there are issues beyond that why straight dudes are into beating off to things like this.

i voted no btw

Does it count if you pic your nose?

Does it have to involve pics?

Have to change my answer if the parameters settle on this. I've done plenty* of sending someone messages about things they like to have done, when I was going to see them in the foreseeable future, but have never uploaded my wang into the ether.

(Pre-smartphone era, one ex wanted to see pics of us doing stuff, so I took some on her phone; we looked at them after, she deleted them.)


*a moderate amount

a guy fieri pic was posted in this thread and it wasn't this one? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/photos/fieritongue.gif

tera's story is great

Ihave a similar story to tera! One morning my phone rang and this guy started chatting flirtily to me without saying who he was... I dont know, at the time I'd been dating and online mucking around with people so I guess I just assumed it was someone I knew, I went along with this conversation til it got completely ribald and wanktastic and... then I realised I had no idea who I was talking to. I asked him "who is this anyway?" and he said "you don't know me, but enjoy your morning delight!" and hung up.

Never found out what that was all about. Probably a wrong number.

I have not sexted btw - but ive done plenty of cyber via IM/email. Its fun!

lol dayo

homo2 + treeship otm; this is just part of life.

my phone charger died last week so my phone was dead for several days and my panic mounted the whole time that i was getting all kinds of important financial-obligation-related texts until when my new charger came yesterday from ebay i was actually scared to plug it in, and then when i bit the bullet the only thing that was waiting for me was a solitary sext

everyone, treat yourself to a little sext today

but... with whom? just anybody?

*sexts himself*

*o yeh good job waterface*

*u so good at sextin*

i'm gay that should answer your question

i think gay men sext before they even have breakfast

*breakfast sext*
*o yes graperfuit! so juicy*

sexterface

the thing is, everybody's always thinking about sex. and everybody's always on their phone. so.

George Michael should release a new version of 'I Want Your Sex' called 'I Want Your Sext'.

I always know a sext is coming when I get, "What are you doing right now?"

"preparing to look at a dick pic, I guess"

. . . loading. . .

. . . oooh still loading. . .

. . . . . . . oh yeah keep loading. . . .right there

sext: my messages to you load long and slow

sext: i am writing a post to ilx right now

I have never texted.

i consider all of my posts on ilx to be, in the broadest sense, "sexts"

I definetly feel like you're masturbating in some of them, that's for sure

good one waterface

Thanks Masturbator

who are you?

Your worst nightmare

that is definitely not true.

my worst nightmare is dying but having my brain stay alive and then just being consciousness trapped in a dead body.

I'm Bob Dylan apparently but I won't bother responding to your dumb shit in that other thread

*plays Maggie's Farm*

there is a surreal quality to your online persona i could see someone like bob dylan being behind it

you have problems with words like surreal and hipster don't you

sext: there is a flamewar on ilx, you drive your car across the bridge i watch it turn

sext: it's 1965. Newport Rhode Island. I am Bob Dylan. You are Mike Bloomfield. Together, we make a field full of folkie losers orgasm

haha nice