there are people out there who haven't sexted?
― homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:46 (1 hour ago) Permalink
I got married before sexting was a thing. I think if I started now it would just be weird. H would just be like "What the hell is this? I know what your dick looks like, I don't need a picture of it."
― PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
everyone needs dick pics
― homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Grateful_Dead_-_Dick%27s_Picks_Volume_1.jpg/220px-Grateful_Dead_-_Dick%27s_Picks_Volume_1.jpg
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
"What the hell is this? I know what your dick looks like, I don't need a picture of it."
otm
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
idk. dick picks aren't really about need
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
when I am feeling down, or bored, I look at my dick pic collection and it brightens my day a little bit.
― homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link
1
― Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
How long should I wait after the Carlos Danger scandal has blown over to txt my first dick pic?
― how's life, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link
I had to think about this question. I think the answer is yes. But there were no pics involved. (I just got my first smartphone last week!)
― blatant marvin jack (jaymc), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link
xp don't wait until it's over. strike while the iron's hot!
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
sexts have never been as relevant as they are at this moment.
Treesext
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
Sextree
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
dick pics are great everyone wins
guys--get their dicks looked atgals-get dicks to look at
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
guy love to look at dicks, too, don't lie
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link
http://media.lehighvalleylive.com/entertainment-general_impact/photo/guy-fieri-cee642e1641d34c5.jpg
― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
guys--"let me look at dicks, i need dick"other guy--"here is my dick do u approve"guys--"this is the best dick"
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link
Guy Fieri's dick looks like a tater tots, he was my buddy of sexting while back
lol waterface i was thinking along the lines of "let me look at a big dick doin sex stuff so i can pretend it's my dick oh yea" like most het porn
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdximU6Ao00
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
Guy Fieri's dick is the worst roll at Guy Fieri's sushi restaurant
― PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
"hey dick is small need big boy dick to do big boy things""o yeh here's one this diuck is like wrecking ball of future if asses are concrete walls"*jackhammer sounds*"yay my dick big now with picture"
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link
no unless you count pranks
― ciderpress, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link
Guy Fieri's roll is a mozzarella stick whose batter is sprinkled with jalapeños, cumin, and chocolate chips.
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link
"sex stick""yes, more batter""sprinkle me, roll! mozzarella""cumin"
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
TheYupokay 1 year ago"INCOMING SEXT.....INCOMING SEXT" lmao Reply · 4
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
Seriously, one of my favorite Twitter accounts:\
https://twitter.com/voidsexts
― only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
jesus christ cavern is like the worst thing ever to call a vagina. wtf.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 17 Maysext: i want a reasonable portion of you inside me
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 8 Maysext: whats wrong with ur hands
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 7 Maysext: hey baby, wanna come back to the heap of granite cubes i live under
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 3 Maysext: luxuriant hair spills out of me
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 3 Maysext: i wrap one hand around ur penis & the other around ur dick
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 3 Maysext: i need u. wake up. i need u. please wake up. theres something in the floor
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 2 Maysext: u stand naked in the window, ur feminine curves a dim silhouette against the pale night sky. ur neck starts to lengthen
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 30 Aprsext: hey baby, those things in the sky aren't planes
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 30 Aprsext: stairs forever
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 30 Aprsext: i unfurl ur dick and it flutters like a banner in the wind
― only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
jesus christ cavern
― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
yeah as soon as I hit send etc. you know what I meant!
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
that's still the worst Soundgarden song
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
"rusty cage"
― loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
have to say if a girl i'm dating calls it that imma make my excuses xxp
― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link
christ's purported resurrection has a whole new meaning to me now
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
― Three Weird Tantrums (wins)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HQ-GLUEj_tQ/T3o24qImT1I/AAAAAAAAAWc/IuftS3zhZpE/s1600/JESUS+AT+THE+TOMB+001.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
xpost!
I'm p sure "jesus christ caverns" is what girls who do the whole creepy dads + purity rings + virginity peldge thing call their vaginas tbh.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link
lol waterface i was thinking along the lines of "let me look at a big dick doin sex stuff so i can pretend it's my dick oh yea" like most het porn― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, July 25, 2013 7:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, July 25, 2013 7:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
i don't think this topic will attract a lot of opinions but i'd like to say that heterosexual men digging on dicks in porn isn't 100% about imagining it's your dick! i think that's a very small part of it.
― dylannn, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link
In my twenties I misdialed a phone number and the guy who answered had a really sexy voice. He was flirty and said he liked my voice and I said I liked his. It reminded me of Ken Olin's voice from Thirtysomething (I was a big fan, had been missing the show). He said feel free to call again, so I did one night, and ended up having a phone sex thing going on with this guy, regularly, for almost two years.
Finally, he had a computer industry event in Austin for a week and we planned to meet. It was at that point we exchanged photos, just regular, clothed PG snapshots because there were no digital cameras and you had to use film and have a camera with a self-timer or a friend you didn't mind being TMI with, or blurry shots taken an arm length away (with a Polaroid), never owned a Polaroid with a self-timer, then, to get the naughty film developed, another shame, so no sex photos were exchanged, which was frustrating at the time. I was poor, remember Polaroids being too pricey for both camera and 10 pack of film. For a year and a half I had pictured Ken Olin-ish and the reality was....he just wasn't who I pictured, the face to the voice was off, I wasn't attracted to the guy in the photo. I never showed up. Changed my number. So all those out there sexting and able to exchange photos and words in seconds...you guys have it so easy! This was 1992 to 1993. Don't remember his name or his number but did for a really long time.
― *tera, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
has anyone read this?
http://www.amazon.com/Billion-Wicked-Thoughts-Internet-Relationships/dp/0452297877
― antoine fuckwant (goole), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link
whoa crazy story *tera
― antoine fuckwant (goole), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link
It reminded me of Ken Olin's voice from Thirtysomething (I was a big fan, had been missing the show).
fantastic
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link
Yeah...now he looks like the guy I could have met.
I guess I was born at the right time. I seemed to have made the most out of what was available to me at the time. If I were 20 today, it wouldn't be good because it would be too good.
― *tera, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link
why not sext
― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link
I used to sext, it was good
now I pass out alone, it is not as good
― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link
heterosexual men digging on dicks in porn isn't 100% about imagining it's your dick
but hetero dudes DO dig on dick, right?
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
dicks r weird
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
I have not sexted.
― schlock corridor (WilliamC), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
shit i lost my post.
okay, yeah, they do. it's not just about putting yourself behind the controls of a priapic mecha. males in porn are still an object of sexual interest and curiosity for heterosexual masturbators. and there are issues beyond that why straight dudes are into beating off to things like this.
― dylannn, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
If someone informs you of the sex acts that await you in the evening but there's no other chat and it's not like phone sex, is that sexting?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
that is sext-waiting
― THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
what about "I require the D with great haste"?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link
that is braggin
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
i don't think that counts
― markers, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link
you shouldn't care
― markers, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVukpr3Twk4/SmxljXl-n4I/AAAAAAAAE8s/2cs7FiVvPdM/s1600-h/evony+01.jpg
― Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/14/94/9aad547034beeb89727c5935a5126c07.jpg
― Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link
(i was j/king)
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/y0q3zGC.jpg
― Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
milo's exaggerating, it was a lower case "d" in the text message
― carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, August 3, 2013 8:06 AM (36 minutes ago)
that might inspire the D to be even hastier than usual.
― estela, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
we're stuck with sexting until there's a C on Ts emoticon
― carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 23:00 (ten years ago) link
8====> ~~~ (.)(.)
― a solitary sext (sic), Saturday, 3 August 2013 04:57 (ten years ago) link
bullseye
― sleepingbag, Saturday, 3 August 2013 04:57 (ten years ago) link