itt: consternation and wailing about Zach Snyder's upcoming SUPERMAN/BATMAN film/sequel to MAN OF STEEL -- official title: BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE

thank u

cuddlestein mountain comes to the thread

they should hire Rob Liefeld as creative consultant to get back on track.

not even sure that would make the top 10 bad decisions associated with this franchise tbh

let him direct?

How would they case enough people with bizarrely proportioned torsos and tiny blob-like feet?

*cast

if you can digitally erase a mustache surely it can't be too hard

Liefeld's corner of the X-Men universe is doing alright in fairness

comparatively, when Marvel inevitably recasts its principals I'd expect them to make some kind of event out of it.

It’s almost like WW’s success is a problem - if it hadn’t been a hit, it would be easier to reboot the whole ‘verse

Sammy Hagar for Supes

Why not just go animated, like the new Spider-man? People loved the animated Batman.

But give them all live action faces

Wonder Woman was the first, and so far only, characterization that anyone gave a shit about. I didn't have a great desire to sit through even part of it a second time, and I couldn't even finish Justice League on a plane.

ok I like that idea xpost

They should do a fancy animated Superman, and also give them all mustaches. Including Wonder Woman.

if you can digitally erase a mustache surely it can't be too hard

Give a man a mustache and he has a mustache for a day. But *teach* a man to mustache, and it's mustache for life.

Justice League isn't out yet guys

Oh wait i did see it and forgot everything about it. My bad

Everyone has a mustache, everyone makes an incredibly half-assed attempt to disguise their mustache a la Cesar Romero.

My final offer. Take it or leave it.

Why not just go animated, like the new Spider-man? People loved the animated Batman.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, September 12, 2018 12:27 PM (three minutes ago)

But give them all live action faces

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, September 12, 2018 12:28 PM (two minutes ago)

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Someone is digitally erasing the world's mustaches! This is a job for....

http://i.imgur.com/AbxxA5k.jpg

greatest standalone Doom Patrol story

I assume this Supergirl movie will not star Benoist from the tv show because that would be the right way to go, and why would they start making good decisions this late in the game

oh yeah no, of course they’re starting from scratch even although she’s actually great in the role

btw how did i miss there was gonna be a doom patrol tv show until like last week? with richard case-inspired costumes no less?

What's the German word for a sudden rush of enthusiasm followed almost immediately by a sudden rush of dread

"Alphaville concert"

brendan fraser is the voice of robotman!

timothy dalton is niles caulder!

dalton as caulder sounds hilarious

seems there's also a Swamp Thing series en route that they're claiming is heavily inspired by the Moore run

Crazy Jane!?! Alan Tudyk as Mr. Nobody?!? So they really are going at least somewhat Morrisonian with this thing.

There's that enthusiasm/dread vacilation again. Brrrr.

Yeah, I kinda want all of this Vertigo/proto-Vertigo stuff to be encased in glass and never ever adapted by anyone ever, tbrr.

i'm still holding out for an appearance from my namesake

the thought of live-action scissormen is... troubling

comparatively, when Marvel inevitably recasts its principals I'd expect them to make some kind of event out of it.

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, September 12, 2018 4:38 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I assume whatever device they use to save the day in the next thanos movie will allow them to recast

seems so. I'm for it. I've liked the casting so far but it's in keeping with the source to freshen the cast now and again

Rumors swirling that WB is planning a Justice League reboot.

It will be quite a task to explain the long-dead concept of satire to our grandchildren.

'You see, there was a time when we would exaggerate the absurdity of life for humorous effect, but this was a time before literally everything was completely fucking ridiculous.'

look it's been almost two years, they've waited long enough

remember when the first justice league posters came out bearing the legend UNITE THE SEVEN and then the movie only had six leads?

god you just love to see it

Maybe they'll keep remaking Dawn of Justice annually and at the end credits it will read DO U LIKE NOW? Y/N

given that jason momoa and gal gadot are the stars of the only half-decent, financially successful dc movies, does that mean the justice league movie would keep them and recast, at minimum, batman and superman?

god you just love to see it

I love Jason Momoa

No homo-a

-review by Harry Knowles

xxpost Particularly if they recast Batman as someone other than Pattinson.