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In my apocryphal studies of late, I've come across this, and it is quite entertaining. Behold, Jesus the childhood terror!
"Joseph was grieved and commanded his mother, saying: 'Let him not forth without the door, for all they die that provoke him to wrath!'".
http://gnosis.org/library/inftoma.htm
Poll Results
Option | Votes |
Obliterates kid for merely bumping into his shoulder | 3 |
Blinded kid's parents for tattling on him | 2 |
Made clay sparrows on the Sabbath | 1 |
Ices a kid who fucks with his homemade pools | 1 |
Refused to recite the alphabet | 1 |
Killed teacher for smacking him for not reciting the alphabet | 1 |
Other (oh DO explain) | 1 |
Brought clay sparrows to life and made them fly | 0 |
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 22 June 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
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