important detail:
His father, a blacksmith, and grandfather were also named Preserved Fish.[2]
― Today he dances jazz, but tomorrow he will sell his homeland (seandalai), Sunday, 4 August 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link
you are fucking kidding me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumbo,_Brooklyn
― The Pingularity (ledge), Monday, 5 August 2019 08:10 (four years ago) link
Sthefany Brito and her brother Kayky.
― Rainbow DAESH (ShariVari), Thursday, 5 March 2015 08:25 (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink
this came up in conversation just now
― imago, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 23:24 (four years ago) link
Glamorgan Cricket is excited to announce the signing of West Indian batsman Kraigg Brathwaite as our overseas signing for the final three Specsavers County Championship matches of the season.
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 September 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link
Santa Ratniece
(Abysmality presumes English pronunciation.)
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
too weird to be abysmal
at least it's not the usual scatological fare
― imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link
Abysmal as in abyssal as in awful as in awesome of course.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link
snakes on a plane, mise en abyme
― imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link
Directed by Caspar David Friedrich.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link
would sunder myself before
― imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link
https://www.discogs.com/artist/67054-Kaotic
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link
no
― imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link
i refuse. i cannot
(not that it's a bad choice! if anything it's too abysmal. i am done)
― imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link
just clicked it again and it had the same potency
― imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link
also goes by the alias 'happy titsworth' i shit you not
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link
i think 'timmy' offers the deepest abyss
― imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link
The Happiness of Timothy Titsworth is surely the title of a 1968 b-side by some English pop psychedelic act on Decca or Regal Zonophone.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link
real estate sign:
McKaebrie Reese
― cheese canopy (map), Monday, 14 October 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link
oof that's a great one
― imago, Monday, 14 October 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/dec/06/teenager-jonty-bravery-who-threw-child-from-tate-modern-balcony-admits-attempted-murder?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
― imago, Friday, 6 December 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
Damn, you beat me to it. Abysmal human being to boot (mental illness notwithstanding).
― pomenitul, Friday, 6 December 2019 16:43 (four years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seymour_Cocks
― the woefullest shirker (NickB), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link
Geoffrey Kabaservice
― pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:21 (four years ago) link
L3xxus 0rgan
― bidenfan69420 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link
I thought Al Kaline was an abysmally poor joke nickname until I found out it was real. Which was good, as then I got a multiple-choice quiz question out of it:
Which of these is the name of a player in the Baseball Hall of Fame?a) Al Kalineb) Nob Legasc) Hal Ogen
― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
Just saw an external work email from someone with the first name Dooki.
Wasn't sure whether to put it here or in the great real names thread, tbh.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link
BREAKING: Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey has made his college decision: https://t.co/hGzoAn9zop pic.twitter.com/nPKDhXErTH— DawgNation (@DawgNation) February 2, 2020
― ShariVari, Monday, 3 February 2020 22:20 (four years ago) link
This is closer to great, but J0nn0 S1ckerd1ck
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 3 February 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link
SV with a strong early 2020 Worst candidate, kudos
― TOO LOW, the Curator (imago), Monday, 3 February 2020 22:25 (four years ago) link
whew Ladd
― Dan I., Friday, 7 February 2020 21:45 (four years ago) link
came here to post jonty bravery
― wee jim o’conor (wins), Friday, 7 February 2020 22:27 (four years ago) link
Prof Alan Boobis, chairman of the Committee on Toxicity, which advises the FSA and Department of Health,
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 February 2020 12:15 (four years ago) link
irl lolthat name is awesome
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 14 February 2020 14:44 (four years ago) link
Laurence Love Greed
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 14 February 2020 16:16 (four years ago) link
https://philosophy.utoronto.ca/directory/george-boys-stones/
― goole, Friday, 14 February 2020 19:27 (four years ago) link
i hope his faculty page lets him see trackbacks
― i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 14 February 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link
Tyson Fury
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 February 2020 09:47 (four years ago) link
Wrong thread.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 21 February 2020 09:49 (four years ago) link
The fact that it's his real name just makes it even more annoying.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 February 2020 09:51 (four years ago) link
https://cos.northeastern.edu/people/swastik-kar/
― S-, Monday, 2 March 2020 07:00 (four years ago) link
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 2 March 2020 15:37 (four years ago) link
"Swastika" is a sanskrit word that literally means "good-luck charm", so I guess it's not surprising that there are people of Indian descent with a name derived from it. See also:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika_Mukherjee
― Tuomas, Thursday, 5 March 2020 12:40 (four years ago) link
Toni Pippins-Poole
― Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 8 March 2020 10:27 (four years ago) link
NPR correspondent Richard Harris a.k.a. Dick Har
― davey, Monday, 9 March 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link
Dr. Ingo Titze
― making gazebo money (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 23 May 2020 11:24 (three years ago) link
Chase Knobbe
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link
can some of you pls just start 'prurient real names' already
― imago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:22 (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link
X Æ A-Xii
― wasdnous (abanana), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link
Chase Knobbe has, er, come up before.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link