pineapple on pizza

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more to gauge the number of people who are wrong than anything

Poll Results

OptionVotes
i am a disgusting savage 94
pineapple has no place on a pizza 76


the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 May 2013 00:55 (nine years ago) link

1 pineapple is so good on pizza
2 fuiud
3 had it today in fact
4 it made even domino's taste basically okay

Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 May 2013 00:57 (nine years ago) link

No no no. I'm also against any meat other than some manner of cured pork.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 24 May 2013 00:58 (nine years ago) link

pineapple 4 lyfe f the h8rs

lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 00:58 (nine years ago) link

pineapple on pizza is so good that sometimes i just make mini pizzas w/ pineapple rings as the base

乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:00 (nine years ago) link

pineapple on pizza . . . rules

mookieproof, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:01 (nine years ago) link

pineapple & 'roni pizza yes pleeaaasseeee

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:01 (nine years ago) link

everyone, pineapple and bacon, all time

lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:03 (nine years ago) link

Pine'roni pizzones for everybody

a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:04 (nine years ago) link

fuck no, never, hot pineapple is the grossest

anky, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:04 (nine years ago) link

one time I went to a pizza hut with a can of pineapple chunks and just started shaking them all over everybodys pizza, the kids were cheering, the moms were crying, a disabled vet stood up from his wheelchair and saluted me

乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:04 (nine years ago) link

at chuck e cheese, instead of a ball pit, a pineapple pit

lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:06 (nine years ago) link

i know one place where you can stick that pineapple

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:08 (nine years ago) link

hint: somewhere far away from pizza

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:08 (nine years ago) link

Beyond the Pineapples starring nobody bc there is no movie to be made here bc there is nothing beyond pineapple when it comes to pizza toppings

a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:08 (nine years ago) link

u know what they say abt pineapple...

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:08 (nine years ago) link

i am a disgusting savage

johnny crunch, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:09 (nine years ago) link

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I love you, mookie, but we can never be together, because how would we order pizza?

quincie, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:10 (nine years ago) link

I mean seriously, what the FUCK is wrong with you disgusting savages?

quincie, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:11 (nine years ago) link

you are so trapped in concept, just relax and let the pineapple melt into yr pizza

lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:13 (nine years ago) link

I love pineapple
I love pizza

But CMON

quincie, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:15 (nine years ago) link

I even like hot pineapple! But don't put it near my fucking pizza OK?

quincie, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:16 (nine years ago) link

no its not ok, not ok

lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:16 (nine years ago) link

what do u like on yr pizza q?

mookieproof, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:18 (nine years ago) link

If you can't handle a little pineapple on your pizza then maybe pizza's not for you

a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:19 (nine years ago) link

Disgusting savage right here

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:21 (nine years ago) link

its fine

ciderpress, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:22 (nine years ago) link

u know what they say abt pineapple...

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:08 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

one pineapple and celery pizza, please

乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:24 (nine years ago) link

Yes more fibrous fruits and veggies on my pizza thank you

a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:33 (nine years ago) link

ants on a log on a pizza

a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:40 (nine years ago) link

literal ants on pizza > pineapple

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:41 (nine years ago) link

let's kick it up a notch

Polynesian
Homemade tomato sauce, shrimp, hickory ham, pineapple, crisp bacon, smothered with mozzarella cheese

mookieproof, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:42 (nine years ago) link

I wanted number 40, with gorgonzola and cured ham. I got number 14, with turkey ham and pineapple. Second worst night of my life. (the worst involves somehow getting a pizza with mussels on it, even though it wasn't on the menu...)

Frederik B, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:44 (nine years ago) link

number 40 sounds amazing

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:49 (nine years ago) link

It is. My favorite, I think.

Frederik B, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:52 (nine years ago) link

u know what they say abt pineapple...

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:08 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

one pineapple and celery pizza, please

You're probably joking BUT on a whim I threw some celery slices on a pizza I made a few weeks ago and it gave a really nice crunch. I doubted myself as I did it but I had few toppings to work with and hoped for the best.

Pineapple on pizza rules. Husband hates it. We always get differently topped halves as a result.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:55 (nine years ago) link

You know what’s way better than not having pineapple on a pizza? Having pineapple on a pizza.

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:59 (nine years ago) link

get pineapple the FUCK away from my pizza

Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Friday, 24 May 2013 02:12 (nine years ago) link

I won't get a divorce because my wife orders pizza with pineapple, but I always order another without.

WilliamC, Friday, 24 May 2013 02:23 (nine years ago) link

the real savages are the ones who put 'bbq chicken' on pizza

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 24 May 2013 02:24 (nine years ago) link

There are three acceptable pizza toppings:

1) Pepperoni
2) Sausage
3) Mushrooms

誤訳侮辱, Friday, 24 May 2013 02:32 (nine years ago) link

those are good too

mookieproof, Friday, 24 May 2013 02:34 (nine years ago) link

pineapple is amazing if it is countered by salty meat, preferably bacon--i don't think ppl should get too cute with it but that combo totally rules.

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 May 2013 02:34 (nine years ago) link

i love pineapple on my pizza

Mordy , Friday, 24 May 2013 02:35 (nine years ago) link

even w/out bacon

Mordy , Friday, 24 May 2013 02:35 (nine years ago) link

the real savages are the ones who put 'bbq chicken' on pizza

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, May 23, 2013 10:24 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this guy gets it

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 May 2013 02:36 (nine years ago) link

i love all the pizzas

乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 02:46 (nine years ago) link

bbq chicken on pizza is absurd but I'll still eat it.

I've been trying to get into anchovy pizzas but it isn't working so far.

polyphonic, Friday, 24 May 2013 02:50 (nine years ago) link

California Pizza Kitchen = too cute with it HQ

a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 03:06 (nine years ago) link

haha yes

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 May 2013 03:12 (nine years ago) link

Long term vegan here but pineapple, corn and cheese is a good combination.

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 10 June 2021 23:44 (one year ago) link

Add tomato sauce to that and idk tho

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 10 June 2021 23:45 (one year ago) link

all you need for good pizza is tomatoes olives and mushrooms and maybe peppers and aubergine/eggplant, non vegans are allowed mozzarella but all this other stuff does not sound pleasant at all

Left, Thursday, 10 June 2021 23:54 (one year ago) link

all meat on pizza is gross

Left, Thursday, 10 June 2021 23:56 (one year ago) link

all meat is gross tbh

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:02 (one year ago) link

well i wasn't going to say it

Left, Friday, 11 June 2021 00:03 (one year ago) link

It's been decades since meat stopped looking like food to me, but alas! cheese still looks like food

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:03 (one year ago) link

The chicken/alfredo pies make me wanna ralph

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 11 June 2021 00:10 (one year ago) link

Besides California, the only place I've seen corn on a pizza was a Pizza Hut buffet.

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:25 (one year ago) link

A Pizza Hut buffet *in England* to be more precise

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:26 (one year ago) link

My theory is the acceptability of weird toppings on a pizza is inversely proportional to the quality of the pizza. How can I express this alegebraically

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:31 (one year ago) link

I'm trying to think where I was where pineapple on pizza was a really common go-to. New Zealand? Maybe. Regardless, I just came across this from a couple of years back:

Domino’s and Wattie’s partner up on limited edition Hawaiian spaghetti pizza https://t.co/5m685OgNM9 pic.twitter.com/oSsFuE1GSC

— Newshub (@NewshubNZ) May 13, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 June 2021 00:37 (one year ago) link

why not just shit in our mouths

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:40 (one year ago) link

As a Hawaiian, I am very anti-pineapple on pizza.

hourspass, Friday, 11 June 2021 05:34 (one year ago) link

eight months pass...

Ugh! I think I had some bad pineapple. To hell with pineapples! I’ll never buy another. I started the day out with excitement and digital preservation of cassettes, now I sink into evening sorrow.

| (Latham Green), Saturday, 19 February 2022 23:06 (nine months ago) link

o, pineapple! how could you do that to our friend?!

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 19 February 2022 23:24 (nine months ago) link

I threw it out itno the yard with teh other TRASH

| (Latham Green), Saturday, 19 February 2022 23:29 (nine months ago) link

seven months pass...

no

stank viola (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 October 2022 14:58 (one month ago) link

it is an insult to both pineapple and pizza. and mouths.

I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 15:07 (one month ago) link

afraid this has now been designated "world's most boring opinion" so best keep it to yourselves.

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 10 October 2022 15:28 (one month ago) link

calling it the "world's most boring opinion" is actually the world's most boring opinion.

I hated pineapple on pizza in the 90s when I was 12 years old

stank viola (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 October 2022 15:40 (one month ago) link

I liked it when I was 10

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 10 October 2022 15:42 (one month ago) link

my son performatively had this opinion despite admitting that he actually loves pineapple on pizza

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 10 October 2022 15:43 (one month ago) link

I can see what attracts some people to pineapple on a pizza, but it is but one stop along the road that ends with owls marrying pussycats and becoming boat owners.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2022 17:54 (one month ago) link

CaAL: i am sorry that satan has made a home in ur heart & i will pray 4 u

Aimless: owls are very sexy birds & shld marry/own whatever they want, the world wld in fact be a much happier place if owls could take their pussycat spouses on romantic boat rides

Neanderthal: continue being righteous, my dude \m/

I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:17 (one month ago) link

Say what you like, but I draw the line at boat ownership.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:40 (one month ago) link

the owls will hear about this (because they have excellent hearing!) and u will probably be forced to flee their wrath, most likely on a boat.

I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:46 (one month ago) link

owls all clustered on the shore, glaring at you ominously

I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:47 (one month ago) link

and jealously

I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:48 (one month ago) link

you’d better hope there’s not a pussycat in that boat with you

I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:48 (one month ago) link

Back off, I have a runcible spoon and I'm not afraid to use it.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:51 (one month ago) link

the owls are hooting with outrage, “wtf pussycat how could you!” and then turn on each other, “wait how do you know pussycat” and awareness dawns, pussycat has been cheating on all of them with all of them!! Aimless gulps, and holds pussycat tighter as the furious hooting reaches a crescendo and storm clouds gather above the lake

I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:18 (one month ago) link

one time on a family vacation my niece caused a consternation by hijacking the family pizza order and getting us one of those wagon wheel-sized pizzas with limp chunks of pineapple strewn all across it that even she admitted she didn’t like. that monstrosity festered in the fridge all week, and she was a stinkeye magnet for the rest of the trip.

I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:25 (one month ago) link

this was the same trip where she infamously asked “how do you eat a baked potato”

I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:26 (one month ago) link

(she was in her 20s)

I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:27 (one month ago) link

(and probably stoned)

I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:27 (one month ago) link

I am totally down for a juxtaposition of sweet/salty/savory, but 99% of the time this is a ham-fisted (lol) way to go about it.

sometimes you have to drink to kill the paranoia (PBKR), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:57 (one month ago) link

as far as sweet/savory goes I’ve been enjoying apples with brie, pears with savory salads, dates in Moroccan rice dishes, and dried currants in Zuni's roast chicken/bread salad recipe.

I like both ham and pineapple and they are a good combination. I will happily eat them on a pizza. My favorite pizza though is still sausage with mushrooms

Dan S, Tuesday, 11 October 2022 01:29 (one month ago) link

one of those wagon wheel-sized pizzas

as an .auian this threw me wildly for 22 seconds

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 09:15 (one month ago) link

The acidity of the pineapple nicely balances out how basic the ppl who go on about this are

Wiggum Dorma (wins), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 11:22 (one month ago) link

said it before but the true master of fruit toppings for pizza is the durian.

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 11:56 (one month ago) link

Die Hard is a Christmas movie!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 October 2022 00:21 (one month ago) link

is water wet

sloop johnnin' skater (geoffreyess), Wednesday, 12 October 2022 00:41 (one month ago) link

Actually . . .

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 12 October 2022 00:42 (one month ago) link

said it before but the true master of fruit toppings for pizza is the durian.

― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length)

I see your durian on pizza and raise you durian on malasadas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZy2resJfHg

hourspass, Wednesday, 19 October 2022 18:50 (one month ago) link

I will eat durian in any dish

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 19:02 (one month ago) link

pepperoni on tlayudas

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 19:14 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

IT'S BAAAACKKKK

(Something we'll never see in the U.S., and that's probably fine)

https://i2-prod.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article16050560.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/2_beanzJPG.jpg

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 21 November 2022 20:03 (one week ago) link


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