pineapple on pizza

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
i am a disgusting savage 94
pineapple has no place on a pizza 76


the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 May 2013 00:55 (eight years ago) link

1 pineapple is so good on pizza
2 fuiud
3 had it today in fact
4 it made even domino's taste basically okay

Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 May 2013 00:57 (eight years ago) link

No no no. I'm also against any meat other than some manner of cured pork.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 24 May 2013 00:58 (eight years ago) link

pineapple 4 lyfe f the h8rs

lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 00:58 (eight years ago) link

pineapple on pizza is so good that sometimes i just make mini pizzas w/ pineapple rings as the base

乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:00 (eight years ago) link

pineapple on pizza . . . rules

mookieproof, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:01 (eight years ago) link

pineapple & 'roni pizza yes pleeaaasseeee

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:01 (eight years ago) link

everyone, pineapple and bacon, all time

lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:03 (eight years ago) link

Pine'roni pizzones for everybody

a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:04 (eight years ago) link

fuck no, never, hot pineapple is the grossest

anky, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:04 (eight years ago) link

one time I went to a pizza hut with a can of pineapple chunks and just started shaking them all over everybodys pizza, the kids were cheering, the moms were crying, a disabled vet stood up from his wheelchair and saluted me

乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:04 (eight years ago) link

at chuck e cheese, instead of a ball pit, a pineapple pit

lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:06 (eight years ago) link

i know one place where you can stick that pineapple

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:08 (eight years ago) link

hint: somewhere far away from pizza

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:08 (eight years ago) link

Beyond the Pineapples starring nobody bc there is no movie to be made here bc there is nothing beyond pineapple when it comes to pizza toppings

a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:08 (eight years ago) link

u know what they say abt pineapple...

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:08 (eight years ago) link

i am a disgusting savage

johnny crunch, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:09 (eight years ago) link

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I love you, mookie, but we can never be together, because how would we order pizza?

quincie, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:10 (eight years ago) link

I mean seriously, what the FUCK is wrong with you disgusting savages?

quincie, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:11 (eight years ago) link

you are so trapped in concept, just relax and let the pineapple melt into yr pizza

lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:13 (eight years ago) link

I love pineapple
I love pizza

But CMON

quincie, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:15 (eight years ago) link

I even like hot pineapple! But don't put it near my fucking pizza OK?

quincie, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:16 (eight years ago) link

no its not ok, not ok

lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:16 (eight years ago) link

what do u like on yr pizza q?

mookieproof, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:18 (eight years ago) link

If you can't handle a little pineapple on your pizza then maybe pizza's not for you

a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:19 (eight years ago) link

Disgusting savage right here

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:21 (eight years ago) link

its fine

ciderpress, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:22 (eight years ago) link

u know what they say abt pineapple...

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:08 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

one pineapple and celery pizza, please

乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:24 (eight years ago) link

Yes more fibrous fruits and veggies on my pizza thank you

a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:33 (eight years ago) link

ants on a log on a pizza

a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:40 (eight years ago) link

literal ants on pizza > pineapple

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:41 (eight years ago) link

let's kick it up a notch

Polynesian
Homemade tomato sauce, shrimp, hickory ham, pineapple, crisp bacon, smothered with mozzarella cheese

mookieproof, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:42 (eight years ago) link

I wanted number 40, with gorgonzola and cured ham. I got number 14, with turkey ham and pineapple. Second worst night of my life. (the worst involves somehow getting a pizza with mussels on it, even though it wasn't on the menu...)

Frederik B, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:44 (eight years ago) link

number 40 sounds amazing

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:49 (eight years ago) link

It is. My favorite, I think.

Frederik B, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:52 (eight years ago) link

u know what they say abt pineapple...

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:08 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

one pineapple and celery pizza, please

You're probably joking BUT on a whim I threw some celery slices on a pizza I made a few weeks ago and it gave a really nice crunch. I doubted myself as I did it but I had few toppings to work with and hoped for the best.

Pineapple on pizza rules. Husband hates it. We always get differently topped halves as a result.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:55 (eight years ago) link

You know what’s way better than not having pineapple on a pizza? Having pineapple on a pizza.

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:59 (eight years ago) link

get pineapple the FUCK away from my pizza

Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Friday, 24 May 2013 02:12 (eight years ago) link

I won't get a divorce because my wife orders pizza with pineapple, but I always order another without.

WilliamC, Friday, 24 May 2013 02:23 (eight years ago) link

the real savages are the ones who put 'bbq chicken' on pizza

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 24 May 2013 02:24 (eight years ago) link

There are three acceptable pizza toppings:

1) Pepperoni
2) Sausage
3) Mushrooms

誤訳侮辱, Friday, 24 May 2013 02:32 (eight years ago) link

those are good too

mookieproof, Friday, 24 May 2013 02:34 (eight years ago) link

pineapple is amazing if it is countered by salty meat, preferably bacon--i don't think ppl should get too cute with it but that combo totally rules.

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 May 2013 02:34 (eight years ago) link

i love pineapple on my pizza

Mordy , Friday, 24 May 2013 02:35 (eight years ago) link

even w/out bacon

Mordy , Friday, 24 May 2013 02:35 (eight years ago) link

the real savages are the ones who put 'bbq chicken' on pizza

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, May 23, 2013 10:24 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this guy gets it

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 May 2013 02:36 (eight years ago) link

i love all the pizzas

乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 02:46 (eight years ago) link

bbq chicken on pizza is absurd but I'll still eat it.

I've been trying to get into anchovy pizzas but it isn't working so far.

polyphonic, Friday, 24 May 2013 02:50 (eight years ago) link

California Pizza Kitchen = too cute with it HQ

a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 03:06 (eight years ago) link

haha yes

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 May 2013 03:12 (eight years ago) link

needs mayo, but looks good otherwise

Number None, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 21:09 (two years ago) link

Scorpions > Pineapple

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 21:12 (two years ago) link

"get over here (and into my mouth)"

Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 21:58 (two years ago) link

TS: Pineapple on Pizza vs Doodoo on Pizza

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 22:33 (two years ago) link

five months pass...

I came up with a new bomb combo:

Pineapple, Canadian bacon, Ricotta.
Few places offer ricotta as a topping tho :(

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 30 September 2019 19:27 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

this morning @NYCMayor ranked his best pizza toppings to showcase how ranked choice voting works pic.twitter.com/YpBjaFIcvu

— Angélica M. Acevedo (@angacevedo15) June 10, 2021

k3vin k., Thursday, 10 June 2021 16:18 (one week ago) link

green peppers on pizza are the absolute worst, I will not vote for this man

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 10 June 2021 16:21 (one week ago) link

I don't mind green peppers on pizza, but it's a weird first choice

silverfish, Thursday, 10 June 2021 16:53 (one week ago) link

Don't think I've ever seen a pizza with green peppers as the only topping, it's only and always one of several.

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 10 June 2021 21:17 (one week ago) link

@NYCMayor eats pizza with a knife and fork!!!

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 10 June 2021 21:20 (one week ago) link

Therefore he is a fraud

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 10 June 2021 21:21 (one week ago) link

if you search for clam pizza, you get some results that use canned clams. these make some sense. but then you also get pizzas with clams still in shells, covered in cheese on top of your fucking pizza.

butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 10 June 2021 21:27 (one week ago) link

prefer Glam Pizza

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 21:28 (one week ago) link

Good source of calcium

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 June 2021 21:29 (one week ago) link

green peppers go well with sausage on a pizza imo

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 10 June 2021 21:29 (one week ago) link

i love green peppers with almost anything, sausage, mushrooms. it's good goddammit

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 21:31 (one week ago) link

pineapple on pizza = The Hague (sorry Soto)

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 21:31 (one week ago) link

there aren't any pictures of david bowie eating pizza. you cannot prove it ever happened.

butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 10 June 2021 21:34 (one week ago) link

it's wwhat killed him

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 21:36 (one week ago) link

ground control to papa john's

butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 10 June 2021 21:39 (one week ago) link

green peppers, sausage, olives used to be my go-to

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:08 (one week ago) link

can't do olives cos I fuckin' hate them but I don't object to them as a pizza topping as I can't stand them off of pizza, whereas I like pineapple on most anything else.

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:10 (one week ago) link

green pepper is the worst vegetable, it isn't ripe and it tastes inedible, no idea why it is in everything.

pineapple works great on pizza. mango too, durian, apricots, all sweet tangy stuff is just perfect.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:10 (one week ago) link

urge to kill, rising....

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:11 (one week ago) link

i love spreading a layer of strawberry jam on top of my slice

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:14 (one week ago) link

dipping pizza in cold tapioca pudding = the bomb

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:16 (one week ago) link

xp sounds good, I will give it a try

tapioca sounds less good

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:23 (one week ago) link

We were talking about corn on pizza just the other evening, and the consensus was that it's pretty good. But this is california, we have no shame

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:25 (one week ago) link

corn is worse than pineapple and pineapple is pretty bad

Left, Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:31 (one week ago) link

corn is fine, bit dull.

remember an American couple in guangzhou going to pizza hut and finding that they did not sell (and would not make) either margherita or pepperoni pizzas

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:33 (one week ago) link

kept reading that as CNN on pizza.

I gotta change these contact lenses

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:34 (one week ago) link

Still can't with the pizza with scorpions on it.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:39 (one week ago) link

scorpions are fine, just like a bit of crunchy fried chicken skin

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:40 (one week ago) link

that's what they said in the rimming thread

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:55 (one week ago) link

Long term vegan here but pineapple, corn and cheese is a good combination.

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 10 June 2021 23:44 (one week ago) link

Add tomato sauce to that and idk tho

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 10 June 2021 23:45 (one week ago) link

all you need for good pizza is tomatoes olives and mushrooms and maybe peppers and aubergine/eggplant, non vegans are allowed mozzarella but all this other stuff does not sound pleasant at all

Left, Thursday, 10 June 2021 23:54 (one week ago) link

all meat on pizza is gross

Left, Thursday, 10 June 2021 23:56 (one week ago) link

all meat is gross tbh

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:02 (one week ago) link

well i wasn't going to say it

Left, Friday, 11 June 2021 00:03 (one week ago) link

It's been decades since meat stopped looking like food to me, but alas! cheese still looks like food

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:03 (one week ago) link

The chicken/alfredo pies make me wanna ralph

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 11 June 2021 00:10 (one week ago) link

Besides California, the only place I've seen corn on a pizza was a Pizza Hut buffet.

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:25 (one week ago) link

A Pizza Hut buffet *in England* to be more precise

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:26 (one week ago) link

My theory is the acceptability of weird toppings on a pizza is inversely proportional to the quality of the pizza. How can I express this alegebraically

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:31 (one week ago) link

I'm trying to think where I was where pineapple on pizza was a really common go-to. New Zealand? Maybe. Regardless, I just came across this from a couple of years back:

Domino’s and Wattie’s partner up on limited edition Hawaiian spaghetti pizza https://t.co/5m685OgNM9 pic.twitter.com/oSsFuE1GSC

— Newshub (@NewshubNZ) May 13, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 June 2021 00:37 (one week ago) link

why not just shit in our mouths

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:40 (one week ago) link

As a Hawaiian, I am very anti-pineapple on pizza.

hourspass, Friday, 11 June 2021 05:34 (one week ago) link


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