The new pope says he wants a poor church for poor people. Do you think he should sell the Vatican and all the other Catholic Church's assets and give all the proceeds to the poor? What do you think he has planned?
― OutdoorFish, Saturday, 16 March 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
well it ain't that
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 16 March 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago) link
put the vatican on ebay
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 16 March 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago) link
tbh I'd rather they not sell whatever artistic heritage they are custodians of to Russian oligarchs or whoever?
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 16 March 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
he should sell all his cure cds
― buzza, Saturday, 16 March 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
Cassettes
― OutdoorFish, Saturday, 16 March 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
Then the poor ppl wouldnt be poor, at least not for a generation or so
― mister borges (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 March 2013 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
alas I don't think there is a market for gem-laden tiaras outside Russian oligarchs
― Y Immanuel Kant Read (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 17 March 2013 10:15 (eleven years ago) link
better to the poor than slowly siphoned off to the mafia
― abanana, Sunday, 17 March 2013 12:45 (eleven years ago) link
If you have to have an uberprivileged ruling class i spose prince charles isnt a bad template eh, befuddled and well meaning and sort of imbued with some sense of public service
― mister borges (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 March 2013 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
Pope is going to live in a bed and breakfast with his friends rather than live in the papal apartment.
― OutdoorFish, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 00:31 (eleven years ago) link
Its common enough in your first year away iirc
― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
This is a good start: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/the-pope/10061700/Pope-Francis-urges-global-leaders-to-end-tyranny-of-money.html
(you cynical bastards)
((said the atheist))
― schwantz, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
Safe target. This will not do the banks or financial institutions the slightest harm. He gets credit for having his heart in the right place. Wake me up when he goes on the rampage against the rich.
― Aimless, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link
At least he's not making homophobia his first order of business...
― schwantz, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link
Better than a sick in the eye
Pope Francis, in the first extensive interview of his six-month-old papacy, said that the Roman Catholic church had grown “obsessed” with preaching about abortion, gay marriage and contraception, and that he has chosen not to speak of those issues despite recriminations from some critics.
In remarkably blunt language, Francis sought to set a new tone for the church, saying it should be a “home for all” and not a “small chapel” focused on doctrine, orthodoxy and a limited agenda of moral teachings.
“It is not necessary to talk about these issues all the time,” the pope told the Rev. Antonio Spadaro, a fellow Jesuit and editor in chief of La Civiltà Cattolica, the Italian Jesuit journal whose content is routinely approved by the Vatican. “The dogmatic and moral teachings of the church are not all equivalent. The church’s pastoral ministry cannot be obsessed with the transmission of a disjointed multitude of doctrines to be imposed insistently.
“We have to find a new balance,” the pope continued, “otherwise even the moral edifice of the church is likely to fall like a house of cards, losing the freshness and fragrance of the Gospel.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/20/world/europe/pope-bluntly-faults-churchs-focus-on-gays-and-abortion.html
http://www.americamagazine.org/pope-interview
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link
this guy
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link
best Pope ever
― ftraight from ye toppe of my Donne (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:54 (ten years ago) link
would love to hear some inner-circle aggravation directed at this guy
― j., Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
You ppl who perv out reading wingnut forums should have fun with this
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
yep, read that in the library and had to put my hood up so it wasn't obvious i was crying. every once in a while, something public like this gives me a reason to be proud to call myself a lapsed catholic rather than just an agnostic. live a long, long life, dude
i mean dude is a pope, he's going to do some aggravating things to be sure, but i'm going to remember this and want to give him the benefit of the doubt -- he gets it, it's clear. and come on, he likes dostoevsky and fellini and mozart.
― druhilla (k3vin k.), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
All this plus he's a Marxist. Wonder how long before he gets poisoned.
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link
the freshness and fragrance of the Gospel
― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
available in the Vatican gift shop
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 September 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
Not to mention Caravaggio; seriously fallen person but helluva painter
― Ma mère est habile Mais ma bile est amère (Michael White), Thursday, 19 September 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link
i would've preferred it if he said that he liked Ingmar Bergman instead of Fellini, but hey he's of Italian ancestry and it's all good.
Wonder how long before he gets poisoned.
right from the start, he reminded me most of John Paul I.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Friday, 20 September 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link
Women still can't be priests, of course, bcz they don't look like Jesus.
http://www.salon.com/2013/09/20/best_pope_ever_still_pretty_awful/
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link
Jesus probably didn't look like Jesus tbf
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
first part of this quote could just as well be him deflecting the unpopular discussions. all of it could, tbh? i'm not seeing a clear positive message of change here, really.
― a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link
nice post k3v
― @twitizensforlemonlipbalm (schlump), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
xp, maybe, but it does sound to me like he's telling priests to back off on the sex-control a bit. That 'imposed insistently' in particular suggests possible change in practice. I mean, yes I am suspicious of the RC church & am holding back from cheerleading Francis but… it's tempting.
― woof, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link
'jeez already ease up dudez'
― j., Friday, 20 September 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link
if he'd've come straight out and said "i'm bringing gay sexy back" he'd be dead by now tbf
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link
yeah, I think this is what change would look like… some casual non-ex-cathedra stuff like this, then maybe some more serious pronouncements saying that eg if condoms can save lives, it becomes a moral decision for priests on the ground - ie give the liberal wing of the church a bit of room & some weight.
― woof, Friday, 20 September 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link
and then st peters will turn into a giant abortion clinic run by gays
― woof, Friday, 20 September 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
all because we abandoned the latin mass
I welcome this new Catholic gay disco and wish it many pills
― You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link
Can sum up this papacy so far in three words: FRANKIE SAY RELAX.
― hipster racist (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 September 2013 06:19 (ten years ago) link
it's ok, he's an arsehole after all http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/20/pope-catholic-doctors-refuse-abortions
― tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 21 September 2013 06:23 (ten years ago) link
oh c'mon, that's not gonna change.
My Jesuit relative-by-marriage has been on every damn cable news show in the last 48 hours.
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 September 2013 08:22 (ten years ago) link
gotta love how me and morbs are over here being the catholic iatees, but morbs otm
― druhilla (k3vin k.), Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link
I sorta think there is a God, and he is going to send most of the Catholic hierarchy to hell.
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
(he or she obv)
― hipster racist (King Boy Pato),
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/10/02/world/europe/pope-assails-bureaucracy-of-church-as-insular.html?from=homepage
Francis has made clear that he wants not simply to clean up scandals, but to rid the church of careerists, climbers and those who value clerics more than the laity. He said in the interview, “Clericalism should not have anything to do with Christianity.”He said the Curia should be like a “quartermaster’s office” in the army because it was meant to manage “the services that serve the Holy See.” He said the problem is that the Curia has a “Vatican-centric” view that “neglects the world around us.”“I do not share this view, and I’ll do everything I can to change it,” he said.
He said the Curia should be like a “quartermaster’s office” in the army because it was meant to manage “the services that serve the Holy See.” He said the problem is that the Curia has a “Vatican-centric” view that “neglects the world around us.”
“I do not share this view, and I’ll do everything I can to change it,” he said.
― j., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link
damn this pope is so baller
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link
who was the last pope to get assassinated by malcontents from within
― j., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link
this guy is really really fascinating, can't wait to see what he does next.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link
― j., Tuesday, October 1, 2013 11:06 PM (1 minute ago)
that guy in the godfather 3
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 03:07 (ten years ago) link
^that was JP I, yeah
didn't see this til today.
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link
Indeed, and not a Nazi too, which is always a bonus.
― Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 August 2018 23:37 (five years ago) link
"it's quite a bit more than marginal."
yes agree
― Dan S, Saturday, 25 August 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link
Speer was a marginally less bad Nazi, eh Jed?
― calzino, Saturday, 25 August 2018 23:47 (five years ago) link
my then-gf of six or so years cried all night when jpii popped em the relationship was doomed for many reasons at that point but it was another stark pointer tbh
― flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 August 2018 23:52 (five years ago) link
than who? xp
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Saturday, 25 August 2018 23:53 (five years ago) link
People that are impressed by popes - whatever their fucking game is- make we really want to cry tbh!
― calzino, Saturday, 25 August 2018 23:54 (five years ago) link
"then cry all you want, I won't tell anybody"
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Saturday, 25 August 2018 23:57 (five years ago) link
I'm just being honest Jed, it genuinely depresses the fuck out of me, I'm not trying to be catholic edgelord here.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 August 2018 00:14 (five years ago) link
Cal, it's not something I'm invested in, hugely! It seems that Francis is a better man, by several orders of magnitude, than any other pope in living history and maybe ever.
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Sunday, 26 August 2018 00:53 (five years ago) link
but I'm absolutely open to being corrected.
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Sunday, 26 August 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link
I think John XXIII was also ok (for his time)
― Dan S, Sunday, 26 August 2018 00:58 (five years ago) link
nick blinko is best pope
― imago, Sunday, 26 August 2018 01:45 (five years ago) link
admittedly, a pretender
lol
― Dan S, Sunday, 26 August 2018 02:07 (five years ago) link
Overdue for first Jewish pope imho
― faculty w1fe (silby), Sunday, 26 August 2018 06:26 (five years ago) link
was listening to an amusing R4 report where some old Irish guy was at first complaining that after waiting for hours, Pope Franny's pope-mobile just whizzed past him in a few seconds and said he'd been told "he was going to be moving a bit slower than that". But then said "to see his smile made my day" and made it a completely worthwhile experience.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 August 2018 06:27 (five years ago) link
This 11 second video has made the pope's visit worthwhile. pic.twitter.com/BWzvb7SABr— Craig James Connolly (@Craig5thFloor) August 26, 2018
― calzino, Sunday, 26 August 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link
― faculty w1fe (silby)
what, peter doesn't count?
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 August 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link
I agree with Jed.
I think this must be the best Pope ever.
― the pinefox, Sunday, 26 August 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link
The best video of 2019 arrived during the last minutes of 2019, maybe. #PopeFrancis #Pope #hand pic.twitter.com/LWZ6z2fzfy— Antonello Guerrera (@antoguerrera) January 1, 2020
bit of a papal tantrum sir? ooh not nice!
― calzino, Wednesday, 1 January 2020 11:47 (four years ago) link
lucky she didnt get a rifle butt tbf
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 12:15 (four years ago) link
Slapped wrists all round.
― Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 23:19 (four years ago) link
The Pissy Pope
still I can see being annoyed by many of Jesus' followers
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link
The Church is bringing out the heavy weaponry now; this miraculous plague crucifix is being brought to the Vatican https://t.co/E1ZXjajSC7— Dr Francis Young (@DrFrancisYoung) March 26, 2020
― calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:56 (four years ago) link
human to miraculous-plague-crucifix ratio has been running too high for too long
start cranking these things out now imo
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:59 (four years ago) link
why aren't they manufacturing more of these things?
― calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:01 (four years ago) link
Pope needs to advise which patron saint is the one we should be banging down the door of - hopefully not Jude (hopeless causes). Is there a patron saint of disease or plague? Oh, ok, St Roch is our man:
Invoked against: cholera, epidemics, knee problems, plague, skin diseases. Patron Saint of: bachelors, diseased cattle, dogs, falsely accused people, invalids, Istanbul, surgeons, tile-makers, gravediggers, second-hand dealers, pilgrims, apothecaries, Catholic Diocese of Kalookan
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:15 (four years ago) link
cheer up goth
When we are in a state of sin, we are like "human bats" who can move about only at night. We find it easier to live in darkness because the light reveals to us what we do not want to see. But then our eyes grow accustomed to darkness and we no longer recognize the light.— Pope Francis (@Pontifex) April 22, 2020
― nashwan, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 10:23 (four years ago) link
tl;dr: Corona - sinful human bats did it, to the rhythm of the night.
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 11:29 (four years ago) link
What is it like to be a human bat
― silby, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 14:55 (four years ago) link
Well now
The pleasures of a well-cooked meal or loving sexual intercourse are "divine" Pope Francis says in a newly-published book of interviews.https://t.co/u6Mso7CrAZ— RTÉ News (@rtenews) September 9, 2020
― scampo italiano (gyac), Thursday, 10 September 2020 11:17 (three years ago) link
Seems good?
Pope Francis calls for civil union laws for same-sex couples https://t.co/Gv7KDM1fqP— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) October 21, 2020
The pope gave an interview to the filmmaker, Evgeny Afineevsky, saying that “homosexuals have a right to be a part of the family.”“They’re children of God and have a right to a family,” the pope said. “Nobody should be thrown out, or be made miserable because of it.”
― scampus milne (gyac), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link
has rod dreher commented on this y/n
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link
Rod Dreher already ditched catholicism for not being conservative enough and is now orthodox.
This does seem good, but notable that it's just something he's said off the cuff to a documentarian, and not something that he has said in a formal statement.
I also worry that the next pontiff will be more conservative than Bergoglio
― here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 22 October 2020 00:30 (three years ago) link
I worry he'll be more conservative than Ratzinger.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 22 October 2020 00:47 (three years ago) link
there's a difference between homosexual acts and homosexual relationships which is always going to be unresolved in this context
― boxedjoy, Thursday, 22 October 2020 07:52 (three years ago) link
― scampus milne (gyac), Thursday, 22 October 2020 08:40 (three years ago) link
https://catholicherald.co.uk/pope-francis-rants-against-delinquent-priests-who-withhold-absolution-2/
Priests should grant absolution in the confessional even when the penitent has no intention to repent, the Pope has said in a speech which has shocked seminarians.The Holy Father put aside a written speech, describing it as “boring”, and delivered an off-the-cuff address to seminarians from Barcelona, Spain, in which he frequently used foul language.... According to reports, Francis also used his speech to rant against “f***ing careerists who f*** up the lives of others”.The Pope also criticised “those who climb to show their a**”, the Italian media outlet Daily Compass reported.
The Holy Father put aside a written speech, describing it as “boring”, and delivered an off-the-cuff address to seminarians from Barcelona, Spain, in which he frequently used foul language.
...
According to reports, Francis also used his speech to rant against “f***ing careerists who f*** up the lives of others”.
The Pope also criticised “those who climb to show their a**”, the Italian media outlet Daily Compass reported.
― jaymc, Thursday, 19 January 2023 05:41 (one year ago) link
hahahaha, WHAT?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 January 2023 05:55 (one year ago) link
the pope said "fuck" in his speech? 2023 is looking up
this is the day he finally became pope
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 January 2023 05:59 (one year ago) link
Francis has had it up to here with these fuckers
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 19 January 2023 06:33 (one year ago) link
Is this the Catholic Onion?
― made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 19 January 2023 07:25 (one year ago) link
It sounds like it, right? I had to check. It looks like a conservative/traditional Catholic publication, which means that it's probably interested in making the Woke Pope look bad. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Herald
― jaymc, Thursday, 19 January 2023 18:52 (one year ago) link
yep
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 January 2023 18:54 (one year ago) link
But did he say the f word? As long as that still happened
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:49 (one year ago) link
God I wish I was Catholic right now
― hrep (H.P), Friday, 20 January 2023 00:19 (one year ago) link
i am, for this week at least. the pope fucking made me catholic
― Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2023 00:21 (one year ago) link
Oops.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/29/europe/pope-francis-russia-ukraine-intl-hnk/index.html
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 12:35 (seven months ago) link
sorry ukraine but how is he going to heal the great schism if he can't win over the third rome?
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 14:39 (seven months ago) link