FACEBOOK posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

um, is your art supposed to be ironic? or are you serious?

i don't actually believe that your child said that to you this morning. i've heard your child speak.

haha you just c&p-ed the ilx thread title without fixing the typo!!! <3

if you guys love david foster wallace so much why don't you go marry him in his grave.

<3

Dude, you're getting all self-righteous against A BOX OF DONUTS.

You'll probably construe this dismissal of marriage as a condemnation of your wife, and you'd be right

wow, even when you are doing something that you really want to do its a REALLY big hassle. that sucks.

The Rolling Stones. To me they are no more than just overrated jerks who write melodically dead emotionally dry music. The most overrated band I know of, actually. The Rolling Stones receive way too much praise and credit for everything from influence to the quality of their hooks. I'd give them a one at best. That said, there are a bunch of Stones songs that I do like (even a couple that I love) and I can easily say Beggar's Banquet is a really good album, but for the most part they really leave me cold. Sorry, this is just how I feel.

I know you rep for Jesus and I am ok with that but that story contains three logical fallacies, exudes raw smuggery, is factually incorrect and is appallingly badly written.

there really has never been anything on the internet that has made me have such anti-social thoughts. which is ironic and all that. has anyone else ever had that crazy impulse to write something REALLY bad on someone's facebook thread? i sure have. usually people i don't know that well.*

*this wasn't something i didn't write on facebook. just talkin'.

about three times a day:

"the thing on the left has nothing to do with the thing on the right, comparing them is facile and stupid"

"5 seconds' googling would've revealed this to be a hoax and stopped you from looking like a fucking idiot, but I guess clicking 'share' was easier"

You call THAT a bratwurst, Craig? More like NOTwurst. Fuck you, Craig.

I don't have a Facebook

Good thing for Craig.

The new Miles set is great, but for the love of Xenu, Chick Corea can't play acoustic piano for shit.

That's cool for those guys but why on earth is that exchange on my feed

can't believe there's a building somewhere

the lion deserved to die

some celestial shit right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2JgMniIpRM

*actually i posted this but took it down after about 10 hours after it got no likes. theres no point putting up music youtubes anymore. or maybe people think it sucks i dunno

http://dailyentertainmentnews.com/wpgo/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Mercedes-Barcha-Pardo.jpg

Some sort of joke about shorter status updates in 2016

Amazing that the queen of soul sings good.

see you all next year!

haha @ everything. no shit.

All of everyone's opinions about the election are trash. I can't stand to read any of them anymore.

also posts you had second thoughts tbf

(on a pic of an acquaintance who is a personal trainer and always winds up posting pics that just happen to feature his shirtless, massive torso)

This guy's last name should be changed to Shertoff

RIP George takei

once i got a bunch of images of like thalidomide kids and immolated vietnamese peasants and put "I FUCKING / LOVE SCIENCE" on them in the memefont but fortunately thought better of them. facebook's bad for your sense of proportion.

bunch of ppl approvingly shared that dipshits 'I have a phd in humour and every joke contains some truth' tweet storm and I contemplated commenting 'kill yourself jk' on all of them

After almost 20 years of Board-created jargon, interchangeable modifiers, and minutiae overkill, I think I've finally perfected the 100% fake report card: a seamless cut-and-paste job that says absolutely nothing about the student in question.

You have been going on and on and on about your ex girlfriend for 18 months now. You have a new gf who must hate hearing you bang on about your ex. Dude just get past it. She isnt sending you coded messages in blog posts you happened across by chance. You sound paranoid and bitter.

(if i said any of the above to said person, he'd defriend me in an instant despite the fact he's a long time friend, so...)

I'm glad this showed up on my wall; you've inadvertently summed up why I find this whole celebrity-obit industry so creepy.

jesus, just stop. please stop.

But but but...you are a fraud.

I got an ad for Negro League baseball gear on facebook, and I really wanted to comment, "All Leagues Matter!" but remembered that irony becomes undetectable to a large part of your audience on social media, esp if they don't know you.

You should just cancel everything and get married at a courthouse and then find a nice nearby BBQ joint that has a private dining room and do the reception there.

When Shitposting About Bigotry Becomes Real Bigotry!