In every French film ever

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1. Blazing post-romp argument, cigarettes dangerously close to setting bedsheets alight.

dog latin, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:20 (five years ago) Permalink

2. long dialogues

nostormo, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:28 (five years ago) Permalink

3. Marxism

MaresNest, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:29 (five years ago) Permalink

4. drinking wine

nostormo, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:30 (five years ago) Permalink

5. Summer home on a lake

Gukbe, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:31 (five years ago) Permalink

6. and coffee

nostormo, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:31 (five years ago) Permalink

7. citroens

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:32 (five years ago) Permalink

8. old dudes perving

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:32 (five years ago) Permalink

9. boobs

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:33 (five years ago) Permalink

10. cheek kissing

nostormo, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:33 (five years ago) Permalink

11. female lead riding bicycle

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:36 (five years ago) Permalink

12. HLM

dog latin, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:38 (five years ago) Permalink

13. absence of incidental music

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:41 (five years ago) Permalink

14. Coffee ON A BOWL

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:42 (five years ago) Permalink

IN

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:43 (five years ago) Permalink

15. Car door doesn't open properly

dog latin, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:44 (five years ago) Permalink

15. talking fast

16. at least one actor doesn't smile for the entire film

nostormo, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:45 (five years ago) Permalink

17. lack of resolution

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:46 (five years ago) Permalink

18. Troubled Kids

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:46 (five years ago) Permalink

19. anti-semitic cow

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:47 (five years ago) Permalink

20. lack of something

nostormo, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:47 (five years ago) Permalink

21. Mao Philosophy

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:47 (five years ago) Permalink

22. A querulous widow who lives in the flat across the hall

dog latin, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:48 (five years ago) Permalink

23. happy-go-lucky butcher

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:48 (five years ago) Permalink

24. Industrial unrest

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:48 (five years ago) Permalink

25. monopedal WWI veteran fighter pilot

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:49 (five years ago) Permalink

26. Intragenerational couplings

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:49 (five years ago) Permalink

27. KFC

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:49 (five years ago) Permalink

28. golden showers

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:49 (five years ago) Permalink

29. Colourful flowers thrown out of a window in a scene that is otherwise mostly black and white

dog latin, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:49 (five years ago) Permalink

30. Bobb Nudd

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:50 (five years ago) Permalink

30. humour that I don't quite get

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:50 (five years ago) Permalink

31. Cinema showing 'The Lusty Men'

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:51 (five years ago) Permalink

33. Frank discussion on life and love

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:51 (five years ago) Permalink

31. either Paris or the countryside

nostormo, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:51 (five years ago) Permalink

35. Inspector Layton

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:51 (five years ago) Permalink

36. Stoic member of the resistance

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:51 (five years ago) Permalink

37. Manic Pixie Dream Girl (French edition) aka Audrey Tautou

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:51 (five years ago) Permalink

38. a scene where a character goes into a cinema

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:52 (five years ago) Permalink

39. anti-semitic owl

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:52 (five years ago) Permalink

40. huge dude who fell in a cauldron as a child

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:52 (five years ago) Permalink

41. anti-semitic cat

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:53 (five years ago) Permalink

42. the absence of dogs

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:53 (five years ago) Permalink

43. office last decorated in 1962

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:53 (five years ago) Permalink

44. Mopeds

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:53 (five years ago) Permalink

41. Wistful evocation of '68

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:53 (five years ago) Permalink

46. loveably corrupt cops

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:54 (five years ago) Permalink

47. marriages as bourgeois nonsense

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:54 (five years ago) Permalink

48. Glenn Campbell

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:54 (five years ago) Permalink

49. Vietnam

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:55 (five years ago) Permalink

61. pragmatic politicians

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:00 (five years ago) Permalink

62. hilariously mispronounced vowel sounds

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:01 (five years ago) Permalink

63. french rap music

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:01 (five years ago) Permalink

64. shit Chaplin impersonator.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:01 (five years ago) Permalink

65. comedy American

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:02 (five years ago) Permalink

66. Perrier bottle used as portable toilet

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:03 (five years ago) Permalink

67. anomie

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:03 (five years ago) Permalink

68. Beautiful woman reading bande dessinee

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:03 (five years ago) Permalink

69. all americans are evil, but we love their movies (w/caveats blah blah)

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:04 (five years ago) Permalink

70. prostitutes who love their job

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:04 (five years ago) Permalink

71. we're all prostitues of the system

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:04 (five years ago) Permalink

72. cgi dragons

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:05 (five years ago) Permalink

71. First date held at girl's parents' house.

dog latin, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:05 (five years ago) Permalink

72. Burnt out veteran of '68 riots.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:05 (five years ago) Permalink

73. Car that only runs backwards

dog latin, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:07 (five years ago) Permalink

74. sand

cerealbar, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:12 (five years ago) Permalink

75. Child falls off a 3-storey balcony, mother faints, child unharmed

dog latin, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:27 (five years ago) Permalink

76.     StudioCanal
en association avec
FilmWorks Film4 Celador

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:37 (five years ago) Permalink

77. adultery

Chris S, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:39 (five years ago) Permalink

31. either Paris or the countryside

loool

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 12:59 (five years ago) Permalink

78. petty theft

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 14:51 (five years ago) Permalink

79. suicide

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 14:53 (five years ago) Permalink

80. patisserie in background during street scene

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 14:54 (five years ago) Permalink

81. odd looking telephones

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 14:54 (five years ago) Permalink

46. loveably corrupt cops

otm - came here to post "police brutality"

questino (seandalai), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 14:54 (five years ago) Permalink

82. rural train that seems to go no faster than a brisk walking pace

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 14:54 (five years ago) Permalink

83. shitty run down apartment block

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 14:58 (five years ago) Permalink

had that one -HLM

dog latin, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 15:21 (five years ago) Permalink

84. characters refer to things by acronyms that you're not familiar with

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 15:29 (five years ago) Permalink

85. a beautiful woman lights a cigarette and stares moodily out a window (bonus points for rain streaks).

86. anti-American stereotypes, ostenisbly pour rire.

The Devils of Loudoun County (j.lu), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 21:50 (five years ago) Permalink

87. musique par michel legrand

sleepingsignal, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 22:08 (five years ago) Permalink

88. Old grandfather/ father/ uncle in wheelchair

That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 22:18 (five years ago) Permalink

89. Rich dude takes meeting during tennis practice

That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 22:20 (five years ago) Permalink

90. off-brand jeans

Josefa, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 22:26 (five years ago) Permalink

91. Two characters inside the same apartment converse by shouting out windows across the building's alleyway.

Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 23:31 (five years ago) Permalink

92. You've probably seen the lead actor's wang, or will be seeing soon.

Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 23:33 (five years ago) Permalink

93. Depardieu of yr choice

Simon H., Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:02 (five years ago) Permalink

94. bald, unshaven guy up to no good

Josefa, Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:13 (five years ago) Permalink

95. Jokes about the tax man

it's all fuck what sit says, we'll do our own thing (Matt #2), Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:18 (five years ago) Permalink

96. Avant garde editing

it's all fuck what sit says, we'll do our own thing (Matt #2), Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:18 (five years ago) Permalink

97. Space cows

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:19 (five years ago) Permalink

98. disparaging reference to Coca-Cola

Josefa, Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:45 (five years ago) Permalink

five years pass...

99. Dominique Zardi

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:14 (one week ago) Permalink

100. Guy behind bar/tabac counter who insists he doesn't know anything about that person, Commisaire

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:16 (one week ago) Permalink

101. Unbilled cameos from other French directors.

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:30 (one week ago) Permalink

102. a dinner party scene where a man starts acting like an asshole

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:34 (one week ago) Permalink

103. an unhappy ending

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:34 (one week ago) Permalink

104. Burglars dressed in all black except for funny looking tennis shoes

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 10 February 2018 22:43 (one week ago) Permalink

105. No one - innocent or presumed guilty, friend or foe - is denied a request for a cigarette

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 10 February 2018 22:45 (one week ago) Permalink

106. a donkey doing math

flappy bird, Monday, 12 February 2018 20:50 (five days ago) Permalink


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