tripadvisaargh - bizarre Tripadvisor reviews

ok, this is pure gold.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/2dd00aae683191521a837326b653ad26/tumblr_mgzfmebxB01s2fmnjo1_400.jpg

very strange landlady. For example, she offered me two eggs at breakfast, which I didn’t want, but my wife said she’d like two. “No,” the woman said; “two eggs is too strong for a lady.” So I said I would have two after all, and gave one to my wife, while the woman went off muttering and grumbling. - torr

oops link:

http://tripadvisaargh.tumblr.com/

We ordered seafood pasta which said on the menu €8. the worst surprise was when we received the bill €111 , this was just for food we only drank water!!
When I complained about the bill the waiter told me that my meal was €8 per 100g & that I had 1kg of seafood. - Troughton

Never go there! We got a room that was creepy. There were bloody rags on window sill and drug synergys in toilet. Only a cardboard sheet windows, and someone screaming outside our window. - Sanna443

"drug synergys" is all-time imo

Tripadvisaarraghmac

When we finally got into bed late that Saturday evening. My daughter told me she smelled something awful. It smelled like someone had died. NOTHING was done. My daughter is a doctor and knows what human remains smell like.

That is the strange thing. - jpor42

“We happened to be there at the same time as an Alcoholics Anon convention which made us feel totally guilty about drinking at the bar as they watched us mournfully.”

ha, that is such a vivid image.

Get Coffee at McDonalds they give you cream and wet wipes.

Reviewed June 1, 2018 via mobile
Hotel is right next to ZORBAS ADULT VIDEOS!!!!!
DO NOT STAY HERE! The motel is right next to ZORBAS ADULT VIDEOS!!!! Motel has no pool and the rooms where not very clean!!!! The carpet was dirty!! What a waste of money !!!!! It felt like a hourly motel where men from ZORBAS ADULT VIDEO'S woyld take hookers!!! RODEWAY INN should clearly inform famulirs of there Nasty neighbors!! Sham e on you RODEWAY INN!!

In the room “despair monk” a musty smell … if the decor is, everything is dirty, too small, we bumps everywhere; must be thin to get into the bath … if no bath !! in some areas frankly there is not enough light. I walked around in socks and I had the impression of having been vacuumed.
- philippe

Fantastic.

brb gonna check the ZORBAS tripadvisor to see if anyone talks shit about the motel next door

Fernado’s is very popular with Spanish people, but it is too Spanish for me. The reason is that if you order fish it comes smothered in oilve oil and that is too Spanish for me.
olive oil should be on the table and not in the kitchen. - Stewart1234567

I want "olive oil should be on the table and not in the kitchen" on a t-shirt or a bumper sticker or something. Those are words to live by.

'In the room "despair monk"' just killed me.

fkn hate it when spanish food is too spanish

They really do have a room called 'the monk's despair', as it turns out:

http://www.labaladedesgnomes.be/chambres

Pretty cool tbh.

Beach is too sandy - tomgreene

Quite.

Was shocked to find a half eaten sausage roll that was manky on the floor in my room! then in the morning went down for breakfast and all uncle brain was saying was racist jokes that was horrible! And there was a coloured couple at the next table.- looki-lisa

Hoo boy. . .

To sum it up, on my last day I slipped on a used condom and tore my hamstring. - YoungGunStu

Hate when that happens.

My main “beef” is the fact they allow english to the hotel when its geared up for “FRENCH” only! This hotel is featured in the club 3000 brochure for the frogs and if your english you will be treated like a greedy fat brit! Seriously this place should consider making the hotel Frogs only, as the brits get treated appauling - becky808jungle

Isn't that a pretty derogatory term to use for French folks? That whole "frog" thing?

This was an eye pooping trip! the historical artefacts the beauty of the way leading to the museaum and the museaum itself caught my fancy.
it is very educating. - Cromwell B

"An eye pooping trip" sounds like something one should see a doctor about.

Tim had a filthy apron on and even wiped his nose with a tea towel.
Needless to say we did not stay. - AnnaD1001

Fuck, Tim. Can't you keep it together for five minutes?

this was fun!

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