Literary Clusterfucks 2013

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okay i am legit dying here at "i don't know nothin bout birthin no taters"

Tracer Hand, Monday, 7 March 2022 17:25 (two years ago) link

as soon as I thought of them as black, the book came to life in the most incredible and inexplicable way. It began to write itself. I don’t know why this is,

I THINK I MIGHT KNOW WHY THIS IS

Tracer Hand, Monday, 7 March 2022 17:26 (two years ago) link

this is almost as bad as M Night creating a rapper character named Mid Size Sedan in Old

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 March 2022 17:27 (two years ago) link

no this is much worse

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 7 March 2022 17:29 (two years ago) link

actually you are correct

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 March 2022 17:30 (two years ago) link

I don’t know why this is, since the book isn’t about race – or it’s only very occasionally, tangentially, about race. It just suddenly felt like a real world I had discovered, rather than an imaginary world I was inventing. Everything fell into place.

what the fuck

a (waterface), Monday, 7 March 2022 17:41 (two years ago) link

Ugh.

Mardi Gras Mambo Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 March 2022 17:41 (two years ago) link

Please forgive me but now I can't get this out my head:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBi_CyJe604

Mardi Gras Mambo Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 March 2022 17:42 (two years ago) link

that interview is somehow worse than her invented language

a (waterface), Monday, 7 March 2022 17:43 (two years ago) link

and how did you sustain that for an entire novel?

the question that needed to be asked.

removing bookmarks never felt so good (PBKR), Monday, 7 March 2022 17:52 (two years ago) link

every sentence a red flag

― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, March 7, 2022 9:10 AM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think you mean "erry senny a flag rouge", Brad

― castanuts (DJP), Monday, March 7, 2022 9:12 AM (thirty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

fucking lost it at this, thanking u DJP

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Monday, 7 March 2022 17:53 (two years ago) link

I didn't know anything about all this when I first formed my opinion, was just relying on the plot summary and the irondreamclad reputation of ILB0r mookieproof.

Mardi Gras Mambo Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 March 2022 18:04 (two years ago) link

I guess it wasn’t even a summary not that it would have mattered.

Mardi Gras Mambo Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 March 2022 18:07 (two years ago) link

i feel like a version of “seeking one’s own counsel for a bad idea” exists in every one of these types of clusterfucks

“i asked myself if it was a good idea & i said yes”

I was very aware that this was a controversial thing to do, as a white person. I thought about it a lot, and questioned my position, and etc But after a while, I couldn’t really help writing the book that way because it worked. Also, the characters very quickly became real people to me, who demanded to be written about as they were.

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 March 2022 18:29 (two years ago) link

i did not ask any POC bc then i would not be able to do my good idea

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 March 2022 18:30 (two years ago) link

What could go wrong?

Mardi Gras Mambo Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 March 2022 18:37 (two years ago) link

It's funny that this isn't even the book this clusterfuck is about

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, 7 March 2022 18:39 (two years ago) link

lol thats true i forgot abt that

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 March 2022 18:42 (two years ago) link

Isn’t her new book effectively the plot of Y: The Last Man?

castanuts (DJP), Monday, 7 March 2022 18:44 (two years ago) link

yah it's also kinda like The Leftovers

a (waterface), Monday, 7 March 2022 18:47 (two years ago) link

should call this book Why The Last Man?

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 March 2022 18:54 (two years ago) link

Or John Wylie's The Disappearance

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, 7 March 2022 18:58 (two years ago) link

Or Frank Herbert's The White Plague

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, 7 March 2022 19:00 (two years ago) link

Or, uh, Herland

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, 7 March 2022 19:01 (two years ago) link

Y oh Y Are All the Wangs Gone?

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 7 March 2022 19:02 (two years ago) link

-Pete Seeger

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 March 2022 19:04 (two years ago) link

Or Lauren Beukes' Afterland (which is only 2 years old) where 4 billion males die off in a plague

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, 7 March 2022 19:04 (two years ago) link

Y oh Y Are All the Wangs Gone?

― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, March 7, 2022 2:02 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

horseshoe, Monday, 7 March 2022 19:29 (two years ago) link

over here singing "when will we ever learn?" to myself

castanuts (DJP), Monday, 7 March 2022 19:31 (two years ago) link

apparently her *next* book is a retelling of 1984 from julia’s pov

mookieproof, Monday, 7 March 2022 19:43 (two years ago) link

High concept writing

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, 7 March 2022 19:46 (two years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/ARcuWefq7y

— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) January 30, 2018

bulb after bulb, Monday, 7 March 2022 19:47 (two years ago) link

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Mardi Gras Mambo Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 March 2022 20:00 (two years ago) link

^ I'm curious, why do you post these?

jmm, Monday, 7 March 2022 20:08 (two years ago) link

yeah seems pointless

rob, Monday, 7 March 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link

Not sure. Can't think of anything to say but for some reason want to respond. Thought it was local ascii for "speechless." I couldn't think of anythingg to top anything on that thread. Almost said "I stopped at the twentieth one."

Mardi Gras Mambo Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 March 2022 20:12 (two years ago) link

(to be clear, "pointless" was just a bad pun)

I scrolled until I got to 100 and gave up

rob, Monday, 7 March 2022 20:13 (two years ago) link

Also wanted to ask mookie whether that1984 thing was a joke or not. If it isn't true it might as well be.

Mardi Gras Mambo Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 March 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link

Ha, I figured the "pointless" thing was a joke but wasn't sure how to respond to that either. Was hoping somebody would follow up with a further punctuation gag.

Mardi Gras Mambo Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 March 2022 20:16 (two years ago) link

Ah, gotcha, thanks for the explanation.

jmm, Monday, 7 March 2022 20:17 (two years ago) link

This author is like Amanda Palmer and Pomplamoose [insert yr other ILX faves here] rolled into one.

Mardi Gras Mambo Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 March 2022 20:25 (two years ago) link

But perhaps this is an injustice to her sui generis originality or lack thereof.

Mardi Gras Mambo Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 March 2022 20:27 (two years ago) link

I thought about it a lot, and questioned my position, and etc But after a while

and etc

Heez, Monday, 7 March 2022 21:17 (two years ago) link

getting some sort of initial success as a writer must be very much like cocaine

imago, Monday, 7 March 2022 21:19 (two years ago) link

I still can't believe the Pomplamoose guy is the CEO of Patreon

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Monday, 7 March 2022 22:32 (two years ago) link

ugh, things i didn't know i didn't want to know

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 7 March 2022 22:33 (two years ago) link

of course he is

Tracer Hand, Monday, 7 March 2022 23:02 (two years ago) link

like least surprising thing ever

Tracer Hand, Monday, 7 March 2022 23:02 (two years ago) link


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