Light as in permanently removed from CEO office, permanently barred from ever serving officer or director of a publicly trading company ever again, as well as multiple $20M fines.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 11 September 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link
i mean the eron guys went to prison
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 September 2020 19:00 (three years ago) link
The Hobart Mercury reported on the opening of an EV charging station in Hobart, Tasmania today. It has nothing to do with Tesla or Elon Musk but they thought this was the best image to illustrate the piece with.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lgd90g2grkrc5f2/elon.png?raw=1
Belongs on the claustrophobic movie posters thread.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 14 September 2020 05:59 (three years ago) link
For sure, it's like a cross between Back to the Future and Big Trouble in Little China. (Both by Drew Struzen.)
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 September 2020 13:08 (three years ago) link
and santorum.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 14 September 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link
Muskophobic.
― nickn, Monday, 14 September 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link
Tunnels are the solution to traffic. You can have as many levels as you want. Usable tunnel depth far exceeds tallest buildings, so would work even for New York or Beijing.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 15, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 23:09 (three years ago) link
cool start workin
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link
What does the height of buildings have to do with anything??
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 23:17 (three years ago) link
He is saying if we lower New York completely to the depths of its highest building all the original streets become low level tunnels that we can build upon without needing flying Teslas.
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 23:23 (three years ago) link
Elon's tweets work better in the context of imagining he just took a massive bongrip prior to posting.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link
"imagining" the "take stock private at 420" guy taking a bong rip
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Vf3Hw8r.gif
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 23:55 (three years ago) link
the height of buildings matters because the only other viable alternative - flying cars - would be obstructed by them.
how you gonna get down to these tunnels? 600 laps down a corkscrew ramp? car lifts?
― koogs, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 07:51 (three years ago) link
if only there were some preexisting system for transiting rapidly through cities, in tunnels
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 12:00 (three years ago) link
Yeah, but that approach is so modest. They should just scoop out the rest of the rock and dirt and make one *big* tunnel. Big problems deserve big solutions!
Did he ever finish his submarine? That, for those who don't know, is a machine that tunnels through *water.*
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 12:19 (three years ago) link
Can't wait to use the tunnels in New Orleans and Miami.
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 12:37 (three years ago) link
he just skip the prologue and just get straight to his tunnel from NYC - Shanghai project
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link
just drop people in, fast commute!
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link
what about a pneumatic tunnel that shoots people around without a vehicle
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link
Or better yet, shoot people out to space!
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link
shoot them to mars
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link
seems like all of this could be done more easily with rope and elbow grease
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
a sling shot
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link
I was thinking a rope and pulley system, but that could probably be enhanced with sling shot modules
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link
a paternoster lift, but for cars
― koogs, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link
(i didn't mean paternoster, did i. what's the one where you step on and off every floor?)
― koogs, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link
That’s just a standard pre-bedtime routine to ward off spirits, I think
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link
― koogs, Wednesday, September 16, 2020 9:14 AM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― koogs, Wednesday, September 16, 2020 9:19 AM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
that's a paternoster
― rascal clobber (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link
i called him a dumb fuck yesterday and it kinda blew up, had to mute the convo before the stans got there
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link
Elon Musk-rats are some weird fucks
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link
Kinda wish he'd get hit by a truck and have Guy Fieri bake him into some new Flavortown concoction
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, September 16, 2020 12:35 PM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
You’re not going to solve the problem by insisting that people use a form of transportation that is objectively less convenient than cars.— Regyptian Slut (@RegyptianStrut) September 16, 2020
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link
markets determine correctness; if there are enough rich people who want to drive, they should be allowed to turn the city into a honking traffic sewer for everybody else, there are no other options
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link
The car is so convenient there must be tunnels under other tunnels to conduct them.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:30 (three years ago) link
(a cursory glance at google was giving me a doorless lift that moved in a continuous loop and went over the top as a paternoster. not what i was after. which they used in mines...)
― koogs, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link
fuck cars. yeah, now and then I like going for a drive, but one of the things I love about visiting NYC is that I don't gotta rent one, the subways are easy to navigate, cheap, and hey, it's part of the experience.
all we have in Florida is the terrible Lynx bus system and the very limited SunRail. I wish I didn't have to drive.
but it's more important to get somewhere at 1:18 pm than a subway getting you there at 1:25 pm
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link
lmao i love the idea that we can tackle climate change without any sacrifice convenience
clearly the best way to combat climate change it to keep pumping out $80,000 luxury sedans
serious question: is Tesla as a company even carbon neutral??
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link
the car is so convenient, all it asks of us is the melting of the polar ice caps by its byproducts, decades of murderous imperialist policy to provide its fuel, the complete transformation of landscapes at a continental scale to create markets for it, and ongoing mass death caused by its operation by barely-trained amateurs. until you can answer to that unprecedented level of convenience, then *shrug* i guess there's a reason they call elon a genius and YOU'RE a nobody!!
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link
I really believe that people who think “cars are convenient” have literally never had the chance to live anywhere that’s walkable, with limited parking and decent public transportation. Cars are astoundingly inconvenient and expensive to boot.
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link
cars are in almost every way a huge pain in the ass
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link
Cars are fun to drive, that’s about it
― brimstead, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link
most of the time theyre not even fun youre just trying to get somewhere in a deadly machine that you control and theres a ton more deadly machines around too, and dont even get me started on parking!!
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link
I own a car I bought before moving to a city, and when I even remember that it exists I mostly hope someone steals it
― rob, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link
h8 cars so fkin muchh8 car cultureh8 how everyone in a car culture intense place talks about cars
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:56 (three years ago) link
h8 old cars, new carsh8 car showsalso driving is so painful and hard on your body
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link
last point so otm, I used to love driving when I was young and supple.
I would gladly sit on a bus for 30mins extra just to not have to deal with the sustained adrenaline-pumping stress of urban driving; hell even taking a cab/car can be terrifying
― rob, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link
i have a hooptie right now so that probably has something to do with it but i swear more people drive like maniacs now than ever. feels like constantly dodging bullets out there!
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link
what we absolutely need is dark tunnels full of computer controlled cars with nothing to anchor perspective, definitely the way forward
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 19:09 (three years ago) link
working from home has been such an unexpected joy, and a big part of that is no longer wasting 30 minutes a day on a highway, and saving $80 a month (at least) in gas.
― sleeve, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 19:09 (three years ago) link