investors are dumb idk
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 January 2020 00:15 (four years ago) link
well over 600 now, sheesh guys
― frogbs, Thursday, 30 January 2020 15:05 (four years ago) link
Q4 report looks pretty strong to me. They had a string of stumbles in the first half of 2019, but seem to have righted the ship.
― o. nate, Thursday, 30 January 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link
no strong quarter justifies pricing tesla like volkswagen
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link
not even thinking tesla is the next volkswagen justifies it lol
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:09 (four years ago) link
When you include debt VW is worth more than 2 times Tesla. I agree with your point though.
― o. nate, Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:27 (four years ago) link
tbf they could be the next VW
I mean, the somewhat recent VW that was faking test results and got slapped down hard for it
― babu frik fan account (mh), Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link
This thread is full of people who doubt Elon's vibe.
https://soundcloud.com/user-209448905/dont-doubt-ur-vibe
I wrote the lyrics & performed the vocals!!— E “D” M (@elonmusk) January 31, 2020
― ☮️ (peace, man), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:01 (four years ago) link
10 seconds in all I can think of is this
https://soundcloud.com/timheidecker/drk-mt-btl-20
― frogbs, Friday, 31 January 2020 14:22 (four years ago) link
just gonna leave this here
https://i.imgur.com/PwzIyks.png
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link
I glanced at my phone at the moment a comment marker saying "This song is terrible" scrolled by lol
― babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:55 (four years ago) link
was kind of doubting my vibe this morning tbh but now i have decided not to doubt my vibe.
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Friday, 31 January 2020 16:18 (four years ago) link
dont doubt u r vibe
― lag∞n, Friday, 31 January 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link
mods pls move this thread to ILM
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Friday, 31 January 2020 17:05 (four years ago) link
sorry, this is my fault, literally six hours beforehand I posted in a group chat about the existence of elon musk's "rip harambe" so clearly I jinxed the universe
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Friday, 31 January 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
Well I guess I am finally changing my dn
― Campaign to move el0n mu5k thread to ILM (Will M.), Saturday, 1 February 2020 02:03 (four years ago) link
mods pls move this thread to ILM― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open)
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open)
Lmao shit I didn't see this when I posted
TSLA blowing up.
― o. nate, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link
inverse ilx fund would do well
― zuck zuck lucify (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link
200 to 1000 on no news. Cool.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link
Far out!
What if there was an AI programmed to want to pick as many strawberries as possible, and so it cultivated nothing but strawberries on all of Earth’s land? Then it would be Strawberry Fields Forever!— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 6, 2020
― Alba, Thursday, 6 February 2020 11:35 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/XgyGXUEnnH— Cynic Metalhead🛡 (@GrumpyAmb) February 6, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 6 February 2020 11:41 (four years ago) link
reading his tweets = microdosing stupidity
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 6 February 2020 11:43 (four years ago) link
and now down to 700. the fact that this is acting less like a stock and more like bitcoin seems like not the best sign
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
well yeah
$btc 2017 vs TSLA. Wow. pic.twitter.com/beehVilkrv— Michael Novogratz (@novogratz) February 3, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
hahaha
― let's talk about gecs baby (sleeve), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link
bubbles be bubblin'
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link
yeah, stocks did this long before bitcoin, which is basically a crime ETF
― zuck zuck lucify (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link
that chart is apparently not very different to amazon in 1999, and well, it was a bubble but it was also a good investment. the trick is spotting the difference i guess.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:57 (four years ago) link
wish someone could teach me that trick. also the trick where your amazon stock makes 15% and you somehow don't sell it immediately.
― zuck zuck lucify (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:59 (four years ago) link
i will teach you for $99
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 February 2020 22:03 (four years ago) link
is there a guy that tries to sell you classes about making money with bitcoin that wears a suit with bitcoin symbols on it yet?
― zuck zuck lucify (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 February 2020 22:08 (four years ago) link
that's a poorly formed sentence, but i'm talking about a bitcoin matthew lesko.
― zuck zuck lucify (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 February 2020 22:10 (four years ago) link
pretty sure matthew lesko has an ilx connection but i can't remember what it is
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 February 2020 22:20 (four years ago) link
Company is full of jerkshttps://jalopnik.com/tesla-remotely-removes-autopilot-features-from-customer-1841472617
― El Tomboto, Friday, 7 February 2020 13:22 (four years ago) link
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek)
the trick is convincing yourself there is a difference that can be perceived by sufficiently informed people, and that you're genuinely smarter than those other investors and not just fucking lucky
― you know my name, look up the number of the beast (rushomancy), Friday, 7 February 2020 13:44 (four years ago) link
yessssss
The coronavirus panic is dumb— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 6, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 March 2020 21:09 (four years ago) link
michael_jackson_popcorn.gif
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link
I hate this asshole
― college bong rip guy (silby), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:27 (four years ago) link
We will make ventilators if there is a shortage— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 19, 2020
Anyone wanna bet he’s not gonna make any ventilators
― frogbs, Thursday, 19 March 2020 04:06 (four years ago) link
maybe get a start on that now bud, before the shortage hits hmm
― Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2020 04:13 (four years ago) link
Seriously getting upset at the thought of this asshole trying to inject himself into the narrative
― frogbs, Thursday, 19 March 2020 04:14 (four years ago) link
Elon Musk has never met the process for getting FDA approval of medical devices.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2020 04:15 (four years ago) link
he will send boxes of short shorts to hospitals with a note that says "i heard there is a shortage"
― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 19 March 2020 04:26 (four years ago) link
He will make 2 ventilator prototypes and claim a promise has been fulfilled
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 March 2020 04:26 (four years ago) link
https://www.wsj.com/articles/sheriff-quashes-elon-musks-aim-to-keep-tesla-production-humming-11584503047
― sleeve, Thursday, 19 March 2020 04:27 (four years ago) link
You doubters. Bet he's adding vents to the sides of all his submarines as we speak.
― pplains, Thursday, 19 March 2020 16:47 (four years ago) link
guessing these ventilators are going to wind up killing the patients as soon as the cell service goes off
― frogbs, Thursday, 19 March 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link
Must be hard for him to realise he’s not needed. Again. Though ironically his one car per mile tunnel might be the solution needed.
― gramsci in your surplice (gyac), Thursday, 19 March 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link
sounds like our hero picked up some cpap machines wholesale
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 April 2020 01:55 (four years ago) link