thursday
― iatee, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
i heard ryan was going to pwn biden so hard that obama was going to lose another 4 points
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
i heard andrew sullivan was gonna die over this debate
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
cool debate
― buzza, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
Somebody ought to mock up a Tarantino style movie poster for this
― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
If Biden uses the term "WHAMBULANCE" at any time during the debate I will buy all of ILX ice cream
― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
sadface paul ryan is going to be a key aspect of this. like it is gonna be like paul mccartney plaintively raising his eyebrows at the camera while he sings yesterday, forehead etched with feelings.
― unprotectable tweetz (schlump), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
fiddle while Amerika burns
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcjet2MwUR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewP01X5x9Nw
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
^^ Ha, there's the face Schlump was talking about.
biden should get all what happened to you why r u so sad its ok you are amongst friends here
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
Like a therapist or bartender
― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
ha yes then pour him a low carb beer and pat him on the back
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
Fuck! I wish I could find that Steve Martin/Tim Meadows SNL sketch where Martin is pushing meadows to explain why he is bummed and then Meadows is like "I'm depressed because this is the only sketch I'm I'm tonight"
― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
"You have to understand, this ideology was a wedding gift from Uncle Grover.""Is your Uncle Grover a millionaire?""No....""Well, your Uncle Barack is THE PRESIDENT"
― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
Biden email today sounded pretty scrappy - "gets fact-checked by his own campaign on his health care plan, thinks Sesame Street deserves tougher treatment than Wall Street, and wrote off half of the country when he thought no one was listening."
― timellison, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
"when he literally literally LITERALLY -- listen, folks -- NO ONE was listening."
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
we should just script this thing already - there's time
― Raymond Cummings, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
I think Ryan came off surprisingly well, but Biden more than held his own, for an old guy. It was almost as if Ryan felt constrained by his future prospects, you know? Like, he didn't even rise to Biden's bait when Joe brought up that high speed rail thing. If there were two more debates I imagine Ryan would have been more aggressive, but I have to give this one to Biden. Whether it gives a bump to Obama is another matter.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, October 9, 2012 10:22 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
as opposed to...whatever it is you're up to on this and every other thread?
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
Amerika Amerika is killing its youf
― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 07:37 (eleven years ago) link
So Rove's tactic of challenging Lehrer's suitability to moderate (with PBS having a conflict of interest) served the GOP very well in last week's debate. Now Drudge leads with the story that Obama attended the wedding of tomorrow's moderator, which gives the GOP another win-win: cobbling the moderator's credibility, so thatnthey either win the debate or lose an "unfair" debate, with no counter-story either way. Not looking good for O-B.
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
no amat, as opposed to not wasting 90 mins on 2 flim-flam men who a re assassination insurance.
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
So Rove's tactic of challenging Lehrer's suitability to moderate (with PBS having a conflict of interest) served the GOP very well in last week's debate.
I thought Romney kicking Obama's ass served the GOP very well. I don't 'remember complaints about Lehrer's "conflict" after the debate.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
Bunch of articles like this (again featured on Drudge the 48 hours leading up to last week's debate):http://www.ibtimes.com/2012-presidential-debates-jim-lehrer-too-liberal-be-fair-799625
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link
right but it didn't matter afterwards
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
There weren't complaints after the last debate, but if Romney had performed weakly there sure would've been. That's what makes this strategy win-win for the GOP: win a fair debate or lose an unfair one.
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://m.gawker.com/5950583/the-ryan+biden-debate-lets-talk-powerpoints-vs-im-gonna-fuck-you-up-chief
Deep down, probably all of us secretly wish that The Onion's version of Vice President Joe Biden were real. Perhaps it's all those gaffes talking—the combined weight of decades of gives-no-fuck moments leading to the suspicion that maybe this is a dude who would be willing to race you for the vice presidency because, face it, your IROC-Z is bullshit. The idea that any iteration of that dude might show up is what makes tomorrow night's vice presidential debate so potentially exciting.
― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
I really don't understand the thinking behind picking "Mobutu Sese Seko" as your nom de plume
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
Is this foreign policy, or just whatever comes up? The Libyan Embassy stories today are bad.
― clemenza, Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
Just another day in Obama's repulsive foreign policy in the Middle East.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link
This isn't aiming drones at American citizens or killing bystanders in Pakistan; this looks like rank incompetence motivated by a need to avoid American "footprints" in North Africa. But Americans aren't listening anyway.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
Incompetence that gets an ambassador killed vs. incompetence that gets thousands of soldiers and several times that in civilians killed.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, October 10, 2012 4:50 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Wait, what, are you posting from the future?
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 11 October 2012 05:34 (eleven years ago) link
― Raymond Cummings, Wednesday, October 10, 2012 1:48 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Thursday, 11 October 2012 05:57 (eleven years ago) link
biden killed. some of the homophobic jabs were a bit odd and i know it won't play well with the democratic base but, hey. according to twitter, biden had jeff ross sit in on a few writing sessions. not sure which lines were directly from him, though. didn't even know ross was a democrat-- he did visit occupy l.a. though, right? best line of the night was the twisted sister/ayn rand/abortion thing.
― dylannn, Thursday, 11 October 2012 05:59 (eleven years ago) link
uncomfortable close ups of ryan's facial expressions during the debate remixed with badalamenti score creeping people out.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 11 October 2012 06:11 (eleven years ago) link
biden had an obvious erection on the walkup to the podium. nothing to be ashamed of.
― dylannn, Thursday, 11 October 2012 06:12 (eleven years ago) link
Ha, just seeing if anyone was paying attention (Also: yes)
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 October 2012 12:05 (eleven years ago) link
I've got an uneasy feeling about this, too. If Biden does well, I don't think it'll mean much; if he doesn't, I can see where that could become a big deal. (If Ryan were to have a disastrous night, that would probably be a story.)
― clemenza, Thursday, 11 October 2012 12:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.splicetoday.com/politics-and-media/when-keeping-it-relatable-goes-wrong-for-national-politicians
― Raymond Cummings, Thursday, 11 October 2012 12:45 (eleven years ago) link
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:11 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hahahahahahaha
― *buffs lens* (schlump), Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
i am gonna watch this w/a keyboard organ
Keep an eye out for JOLTIN Joe's knockout punch
― Raymond Cummings, Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
What was Palin really saying in that "My pussy's so hot" gif?
Because I hope Ryan says the same thing.
― pplains, Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha
― WmC, Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
She was saying "my pussy's so hot," iirc.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
So anyway
http://gawker.com/5950879/paul-ryan-has-already-lost-the-debate-based-on-these-workout-photos
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/565042_10151859586687137_830724633_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
Did Ayn Rand do body crunches with a backwards baseball cap?
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
l-r Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Dr. Morbius
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Sunday, 14 October 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
"yeah this is why i will never go to a FAP lol"
every ilxor i have ever met in the world is like the pussiest pussy cat that has ever catted. they are doll babies! and a treat to hang with. and nothing like their onlineness. the internet just does things to people.
― scott seward, Sunday, 14 October 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
it's the same thing you mean in every single post you make to ILE.
I'm consistent... bitch.
amateurist, wtf? Yeah saying shit on the internet is completely diff from real life, overexplaining myself on this fucking thing would be a massive waste of time, I am a man, and at least wait til my cancer is under control before you punch me in the fucking face. And God fuck America and politics.
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 October 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
Morbs pleas for politeness and tact
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 October 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.movieactors.com/photos-stars/eileen-brennan-privateben-5.jpg
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Sunday, 14 October 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
Well, anyway.
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Sunday, 14 October 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
i'm glad morbz posts in these threads -- just as i'm glad mordy, alfred, m. white, clemenza, iatee, scott seward, and a bunch of other people with disparate opinions and posting styles post here. hell, i wish we had a couple of conservatives. these threads are more interesting when they take unpredictable turns.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 14 October 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
i suppose you all want to re-elect the muslim, eh
― omar little, Sunday, 14 October 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVdz1Neuuzg
― Bummy G. Baumgartner (buzza), Sunday, 14 October 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
^^ says nothing whatsoever, but looks and sounds good in doing so. Read a transcript and it will have all the substance of wet tissue.
― Aimless, Sunday, 14 October 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
well that ad has the creepiest "I'm _____ and I approve this message" coda that I've heard in a few years.
― Clay, Sunday, 14 October 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
I'm Mitt Romney, and I'm speaking to you from inside your house. I'm standing over your children. Do what I say, and nobody gets hurt.
― *buffs lens* (schlump), Sunday, 14 October 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
― Clay, Sunday, October 14, 2012 5:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
seriously. he sounds like he's speaking the words while standing over the body of someone he's just bludgeoned to death.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 15 October 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
Also looks like they edited Biden's laughs in.
― timellison, Monday, 15 October 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link
romney actually says he's going to dig people out of the ground in this one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQvLsF4j8Vc&NR=1&feature=endscreen
― scott seward, Monday, 15 October 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
i think that's what he means anyway...
― scott seward, Monday, 15 October 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
wait maybe he didn't say that...
― scott seward, Monday, 15 October 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
i like how china making lots of stuff means you must stand up to china. kill them if you have to. then bury them in ohio. then dig them up out of the ground. this will create jobs. for people who make shovels. in ohio.
― scott seward, Monday, 15 October 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
mitt only owns one shirt!
a stuffed shirt!
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 October 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
One shirt, one shovel, full hearts
― Raymond Cummings, Monday, 15 October 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
isn't this the fridAY night lights indie rock band at the end of this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiE0SkKj_kA
― scott seward, Monday, 15 October 2012 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
post-rockers for romney
this one guy's dad is a dog and he actually digs up graves in iowa! and the other guy lives on a step at frank lloyd wright's house and this lady is gonna sit there and wait and see if anything changes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=kEGtgnZGVzA&NR=1
― scott seward, Monday, 15 October 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link
Scott, step away from YouTube: Mitt commands you
― Raymond Cummings, Monday, 15 October 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://assets.nybooks.com/media/img/leadimages/20121012-ryan.jpg
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Monday, 15 October 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
liberals totally Etch-a-Sketch when it comes to Biden's past horrors.― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:39 AM (10 hours ago)
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:39 AM (10 hours ago)
Political parties in "look over that way while we whitewash the past" non-shocker. See also: John McCain and Keating Five, opposing the MLK holiday in AZ, etc. etc.
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 15 October 2012 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
i get kind of furious at the whitewashing of george h. w. bush's rep. the guy was about as involved in iran-contra as anyone, and he gets to be the 'sensible' foreign policy pres.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 15 October 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link
yeah but he hated broccoli!
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 October 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
George Bush was heavily involved in Iran-Contra, stigmatized an entire campaign based on racial politics, helped plummet the economy into a recession, succeeded in nominating Clarence Thomas to the –
http://www.corbisimages.com/images/Corbis-IH055332.jpg?size=67&uid=588acb60-23e7-4932-b50f-2e7583ee76b8http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01384/Bush_Snr_and_Pups_1384851i.jpg
– haha, ok. loved that guy. "Not gonna do it!" let's go get a beer.
― pplains, Monday, 15 October 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link
I'm pretty sure somone could, just to make a point, dig up some great pics of a fun-loving Martin Bormann froliciking with schnauzers, but what would that prove?
― Aimless, Monday, 15 October 2012 04:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/exvan.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 15 October 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link
But in order to invoke Godwin's Law, someone has to mention Nazis... oh, wait. nvm.
― Aimless, Monday, 15 October 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link
lol remember
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link
http://abcnews.go.com/images/Politics/clip4_biden_ryan_unemployment.gif
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link
lol
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 20:31 (four years ago) link
i do indeed remember a man who was in greater possession of his mental faculties eight years ago.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 20:31 (four years ago) link
Eddie Munster?
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link
The greatest public service Biden ever performed was treating Ryan like a cum rag
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link
pwnanism
― Pizza is Really Yummy for Me (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 20:37 (four years ago) link
MALARKEY
― que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 21:17 (four years ago) link