We definitely need to be stricter about allowing that. I say you have to specify "heavenly birthday" AND you have to have known the deceased intimately. Nancy Sinatra recently sent one of those out to Peter Fonda and it was too cute to object to.
― Josefa, Friday, 8 March 2024 20:33 (two months ago) link
Apart from Our Lord Jesus Christ, of course.
― man in suit and red tie raising his fist (Tom D.), Friday, 8 March 2024 20:35 (two months ago) link
but most of my friends are in Hell
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 March 2024 20:35 (two months ago) link
you don't have a birthday after you die, that's not what birthdays are, person x who died would not have been 100 today that's not how it works, they died
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, March 8, 2024 1:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
isn't this a classic mark s take from back in the day??
― budo jeru, Friday, 8 March 2024 20:45 (two months ago) link
or maybe it was somebody else, or in fact you, but i've for sure encountered this opinion here, and only here, before
― budo jeru, Friday, 8 March 2024 20:57 (two months ago) link
I will occasionally use the phrase "anniversary of PERSON's birth" if I want to call out some artist whose work I admire, but that's it.
but... that's... the same thing??
Presumably where you go if you've wished person x a happy birthday at any time since 1980 where person x = John Lennon
― A street taco cart named Des'ree (Deflatormouse), Friday, 8 March 2024 20:57 (two months ago) link
imagine there's no heavenly birthday
― Josefa, Friday, 8 March 2024 21:03 (two months ago) link
i want to care about kim gordon but everything has been so so so fucking boring for years. the book, the albums, the live performances. i've tried!
― kurt schwitterz, Friday, 8 March 2024 21:14 (two months ago) link
Most of my heroes don't appear on no clouds.
― The Ginger Bakersfield Sound (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 March 2024 21:18 (two months ago) link
maybe they're necromancers
...or maybe it's putrescine!
― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Friday, 8 March 2024 21:27 (two months ago) link
lmao
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 March 2024 21:30 (two months ago) link
Kate's doctored photo
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 11 March 2024 21:07 (two months ago) link
way to show your lack of concern about a missing woman
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 11 March 2024 21:08 (two months ago) link
That's no woman that's Prince William's wife.
― man in suit and red tie raising his fist (Tom D.), Monday, 11 March 2024 21:24 (two months ago) link
Cars
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 11 March 2024 21:25 (two months ago) link
Kate
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 11 March 2024 22:57 (two months ago) link
anniversaries of album release dates.
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 00:59 (two months ago) link
Anniversaries (sans personal ones)
― H.P, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 01:03 (two months ago) link
I’m glad the Oscar’s are finally over, seemed like a especially long and torturous build up this year
― brimstead, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 14:13 (two months ago) link
Human ashes and what's done with them (per the Hull funeral home scandal currently unfolding). I own no ashes of deceased family members and never will, it's mostly wood anyway.
― help me I am in hull (Matt #2), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 14:04 (two months ago) link
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, March 11, 2024 6:57 PM bookmarkflaglink
I'm at a loss for how stupid photoshopgate turned out to be
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 21:02 (two months ago) link
can't fathom getting excited about yr birthday post age 11, tbh.
― fetter, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 21:33 (two months ago) link
Pi day, or pi for that matter
― ꙮ (map), Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:45 (two months ago) link
I wish people would have the decency to at least be embarrassed about naming things based on the MM/DD/YYY system.
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:48 (two months ago) link
I'd be mad if someone wrote a three digit year for sure
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:54 (two months ago) link
Y?
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:56 (two months ago) link
Late to the Jack Black talk, but I think he was once pretty funny and could have developed into a more unique actor/comedian, but he was rewarded so handsomely to play the "JACK BLACK" guy in everything that he got annoying and old quick.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:59 (two months ago) link
Banksy
― Jeff, Friday, August 21, 2015 12:27 AM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink
banksy
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, August 26, 2015 1:02 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink
Banksy ffs
― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Thursday, February 6, 2020 9:13 AM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink
Banksy and all Banksy related information
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Saturday, November 6, 2021 5:30 AM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― shave and a haircut, two brits (Matt #2), Monday, 18 March 2024 12:47 (one month ago) link
the ohtani gambling thing, totally bored by merely considering reading about it
― brimstead, Saturday, 23 March 2024 14:16 (one month ago) link
eclipses. they happen every once in a while. *yawn*
― scott seward, Friday, 29 March 2024 20:27 (one month ago) link
I mean, isn't an eclipse just 'night'? the sun goes behind the earth, right?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 29 March 2024 20:29 (one month ago) link
hell if i know. but you have to buy glasses for it or you die. i think i'll stay in bed.
― scott seward, Friday, 29 March 2024 20:33 (one month ago) link
the new Beyonce album/Beyonce in general.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 29 March 2024 21:59 (one month ago) link
if you don't care about Beyonce, she won't care about you
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 29 March 2024 22:50 (one month ago) link
The Zhenyuan Miaodao Yaolue Taoist alchemy text. Don't really care...
― Vintage, Friday, 29 March 2024 23:02 (one month ago) link
i find it vaguely impressive that beyonce has the ambition/talent to conquer every genre but i don't care about this one
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 March 2024 23:27 (one month ago) link
wait til your hear her surf rock album
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 29 March 2024 23:29 (one month ago) link
i feel like i probably added beyonce to this thread a zillion years ago. i'm just kinda sick of america though. and americana. and corny corn bread recipe rah rah anthems. and the south. for reasons that i won't go into right now. trump.
― scott seward, Friday, 29 March 2024 23:30 (one month ago) link
I don't really care about Beyonce but she's pretty easy to avoid, even with the dumb cowboy outfit
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 29 March 2024 23:36 (one month ago) link
i'm just not into that billionaire national anthem halftime show stuff made for amex commercials. i would be down for a cajun/creole swamp blues beyonce album though. in french. that would be dope.
― scott seward, Friday, 29 March 2024 23:37 (one month ago) link
its not even beyonce really. just anything that reminds me of the superbowl. and money. i don't care about.
― scott seward, Friday, 29 March 2024 23:38 (one month ago) link
KNOWLES GOES ZYDECOS
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 29 March 2024 23:44 (one month ago) link
Laissez les Bey Temps Rouler
― alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 30 March 2024 02:13 (one month ago) link
i just want her to make more songs like 'all night'
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 March 2024 05:48 (one month ago) link
It’s an album about awards shows.
That’s the only way I’ve been able to process the intrinsic corniness of this new Beyoncé album, “Cowboy Carter,” which, very much like the most punishing of Grammy nights, runs way too long, yet still finds time to involve Post Malone.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/music/2024/03/30/beyonce-cowboy-carter-review/
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 March 2024 12:25 (one month ago) link
lolz
So H.E.R. is on it, too?
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Sunday, 31 March 2024 14:30 (one month ago) link
Daylight Savings. Just let it go.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 31 March 2024 14:56 (one month ago) link
This Oyler person
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 18:45 (one month ago) link
no one should care about her
― ivy., Tuesday, 9 April 2024 19:17 (one month ago) link