Things You Just Don't Care About

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I must imagine Sisyphus happy. And I do, I like thinking about that. Whoever is making me do that, it’s a good idea!

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 January 2019 17:29 (five years ago) link

I embrace my furry catpurr I mean captor

calumy (rip van wanko), Saturday, 19 January 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

sissypuss

topical mlady (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 January 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link

To each their Stockholm syndrome.

― pomenitul, Saturday, January 19, 2019 9:53 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok, sorry you never met a cat that liked you

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Saturday, 19 January 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link

I have, actually. Happens about 27% of the time.

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 January 2019 20:09 (five years ago) link

So glad this thread is now about dogs.

Alba, Monday, 21 January 2019 09:39 (five years ago) link

Dogs are great but allowing them into indoor areas of establishments needs to stop. My fav brewery still smells like dog, even tho it's been over a month since they changed rule allowing them inside. It's gross.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 21 January 2019 16:40 (five years ago) link

tbrr i'm not even bothered about dogs it's just amazing that 'dogs and wine' appear to be the sole interests of every eligible online dating swipee and i have HAD IT

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 22:51 (five years ago) link

I was looking for a specific wine shirt recently and was amazed at the amount of dogs and wine t shirts.

Yerac, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 22:54 (five years ago) link

tbrr i'm not even bothered about dogs it's just amazing that 'dogs and wine' appear to be the sole interests of every eligible online dating swipee and i have HAD IT

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, January 22, 2019

if you hit me up you'll get 'Henry James and gin' so

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link

Covcath - more like, I can't handle shit like this anymore it's too much

flappy bird, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:10 (five years ago) link

For a significant amount of time (before online dating) I had a job where I edited and laid out newspaper personals ads. It was fascinating but also a little heartbreaking.

The way people feel they have to pick a few signifiers, cultural dogwhistles, or whatever. It provides a fast sort, I understand the impulse. If you believe you need to date a juggalo or a knitter or a MAGAnaut, then you pretty much do.

But it seems like with all our algorithms and swiping and such, we haven't come very far from liking pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:15 (five years ago) link

Kind of related, but I just saw a GoFundMe on FB that's benefiting the $1400 A DAY medical expenses of a dog owned by some acquaintances of mine.

That must be some dog.

Infidels, Like Dylan In The Eighties (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:16 (five years ago) link

people that don't like cats are republicans

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:25 (five years ago) link

or sounds like them at least, with their courage to finally utter the truth

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:26 (five years ago) link

george foreman is a belgian

topical mlady (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:50 (five years ago) link

I dont know who the captor is in the stockholm syndrome cat/owner analogy.

٩༼ º෴º ༽۶ (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:54 (five years ago) link

'dogs and wine' appear to be the sole interests of every eligible online dating swipee

Change that to dogs and any available alcohol and I might even think about trying online dating stuff.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 00:34 (five years ago) link

You don't like dogs? Trump doesn't like dogs. Fuck you both.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 00:36 (five years ago) link

karl otm

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 15:45 (five years ago) link

James also otm

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 15:46 (five years ago) link

I don't think the beef is w dogs but with Dog People

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:43 (five years ago) link

unarmed incels

topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 17:08 (five years ago) link

good point

Norm’s Superego (silby), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link

i mean the very definition of a group to not gaf like

topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link

But theyre such nice guys!

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link

Vampire Weekend, leave Hosono alone, wankers.

MaresNest, Thursday, 24 January 2019 18:04 (five years ago) link

SO many people have wanted to tell me about buying and selling their "investment properties" this week

I

DON'T

CARE

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 24 January 2019 19:47 (five years ago) link

Stephen malkmus

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 25 January 2019 00:11 (five years ago) link

Where/if the State of the Union address will be held.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 25 January 2019 01:19 (five years ago) link

three booming, booming posts

flappy bird, Friday, 25 January 2019 04:35 (five years ago) link

george foreman is a belgian


The hell.

I don't care if ppl like/hate dogs. I laugh at ppl who think it's a sign whether someone is good/bad. My gran, uber asshole, loved dogs (more than humans) so it leaves me cold if someone loves dogs. There's no correlation.

nathom, Friday, 25 January 2019 09:19 (five years ago) link

despite being both a dog lover and (i think) a good person, I agree with the above. I too have known some absolute bastards who loved their friggin' dogs

Paul Ponzi, Friday, 25 January 2019 14:30 (five years ago) link

rip Blondi

calzino, Friday, 25 January 2019 14:31 (five years ago) link

Blondi, Rinka, been a day for recalling some of man's best friends.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 25 January 2019 14:38 (five years ago) link

I bought my last dog off this uber Kennel Club snob who lived in a huge farmhouse and was a massive twat. When she realised I wasn't posh as fuck she started giving me priceless advice like reminding me that dogs need walking daily, nutrition, breath oxygen and need the vets when they are poorly etc .. because lowlife like me keep 'em in cages and feed em' leftover chips of course.

calzino, Friday, 25 January 2019 14:44 (five years ago) link

You should have said “so that’ll improve the flavor then?”

rob, Friday, 25 January 2019 15:07 (five years ago) link

loving dogs is fine

people who love dogs and hate people are bad

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Friday, 25 January 2019 15:13 (five years ago) link

xp lol, v good

ogmor, Friday, 25 January 2019 15:31 (five years ago) link

hah!

I'd forgotten how much hard work it is house training a puppy that has teeth like needles and is constantly teething and goes nuts a few times a day and rags everything in site. A couple of times I've said to him (after he's attacked my hand again): Just for that I won't feel guilty when it's time for the troublemakers to be removed.

calzino, Friday, 25 January 2019 15:43 (five years ago) link

:) "the troublemakers".

Tim, Friday, 25 January 2019 15:50 (five years ago) link

the purported significance of the Stone indictment

sleeve, Friday, 25 January 2019 16:14 (five years ago) link

who's "electable"

but it's hilarious that people still think they know this

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link

beautiful.

calzino, Friday, 25 January 2019 23:20 (five years ago) link

It is also believed that the dog went off track on a number of occasions, including the moment he played with a herd of cows. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED..

lol!

calzino, Friday, 25 January 2019 23:47 (five years ago) link

US politics. I mean that is the dumbest shit going

||||||||, Friday, 25 January 2019 23:54 (five years ago) link

lately I've read more about brexit than anything Trump related

Kind of a once in a lifetime shitshow on both sides of the pond, I'm just burned out on this one

calumy (rip van wanko), Saturday, 26 January 2019 00:07 (five years ago) link

you'd seriously have to be trying to read more about brexit than Trump in lolmerica! But I'm so burned out on brexit i completely get your sentiment.

calzino, Saturday, 26 January 2019 00:13 (five years ago) link

easier on the internet

calumy (rip van wanko), Saturday, 26 January 2019 00:15 (five years ago) link


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